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starfleet-lol · 4 months ago

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i wanted to reblog this with something cool about how i like this trope but instead a wasp flew into my finger in the dining hall and now i have to go back to my room and perish

okay but "the symbolism is Real and Trying to Kill You" is my favorite kind of symbolism

#it’s been nice knowing you #why is there a wasp in the dining hall #go away wasp #j don’t want you here #leave my breakfast sandwich alone

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notbecauseofvictories · 6 months ago

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do u go out alone usually?

At some point, I figured out that my options were (a) find a partner and/or a tight-knit group of friends who happen to be into historical walking tours, operas, 17th century plays, and art museums, or (b) be brave and do things anyway.

Since no one miraculously appeared to take me up on option a, and staring at my apartment walls lost its luster pretty quickly.....I do things anyway.

#and like. after you do it a while you realize that it's brave in the least brave way possible.#they put an invisible thing in your head that makes mean comments if you do things ''wrong''#(this includes a truly staggering number of things. some of the advice is contradictory. it's a bad voice!)#but if you stop listening to it and let yourself go and be a little bit jittery in a public place again and again.#the voice gets fainter and fainter. and sillier. and then it's just a wasp buzzing around your head.#it doesn't go away but it doesn't weight you down either.#sarah gives advice

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myxomycota · 10 months ago

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a second location of Ceratiomyxa fruticulosa from yesterday

#my slimes #decided to go fungle elsewhere. away from the wasps.#ceratiomyxa fruticulosa #ceratiomyxa #myxomycota #slime mold #honeycomb coral slime mold #slime mould #forest floor #macro photography #myxomycetes #microbiota #microbiology #microorganisms

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fiishes · 2 years ago

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If you're still taking requsts... Algernon Wasp my darling

Him…

#I know I said I was going to do sketches but I had to get this out of my head or I would actually pass away #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #algernon wasp #myart #this is actually part of a set there another one of another minor character gasp

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brosif40 · 5 days ago

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I got to thinking about how Fool would absolutely love weather with high wind speeds because of how it reminds them of The Murk and it's high wind speeds -not very high just like common cat one/two/three hurricane wind speeds, it varies-

They would just sit outside during a hurricane like this

It's like enrichment for them <3

#im going to that one planet with insane wind speeds lmao GDKDHDKDH its called WASP-127b btw go look it up its insane #the fool #caligo #i too love high wind speeds (when its safe to be outdoors) so yeah #(insert their husband desperately telling them to come inside and them looking like theyre about to fly away saying its fine)

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hana-bobo-finch · 1 month ago

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wasps are suddenly the cutest and coolest little fellas I’ve ever seen and I blame bug fables for this

#I will go to war with anyone who says wasps should die #are they annoying as hell yes but they are living creatures!! they’re little guys!!!#i mean sure if I see one I’ll panic but. they’re so awesome….#saw some bad takes about wasps under a vid of a wasp and I’m PISSED #they look like little aliens #that’s AWESOME and you know it #‘we should exterminate all wasps’ wrong. one million wasps are coming to exterminate YOU #they feed their young mashed up bugs??that’s metal as hell #and the adults (I think) primarily drink sugary stuff like #adorable!!! that’s adorable and you know it #anyone who hates creatures for behaving like creatures. no respect for u #I’m very tired rn can you tell #wasps my beloved #wasps. I love u wasps. I will hug one million wasps (TERRIBLE IDEA)#they’re sooo fucking cute. I will instinctively swat them away but that’s primal instinct #beneath the primal instinct is a deep desire to shake their little hands and have a cordial conversation #I know next to noth8ng about wasps but what I do know? awesome #they’re hideous creatures. I say that with love.

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fountainpenguin · 2 months ago

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Found a council meeting WIP I started April 2018 that still makes me laugh.

#Fairly OddParents #FOP #Head Pixie #Anti-Cosmo #FAIRIES!#ridwriting #I'm wasp dad trash #The bat with the hat #Liquidation #Cupid is neat and I should write him more #Oh gosh that's his actual blog tag #There's a WIP in my files about A.C. and A.W. going on vacation and Foop stows away (July 2019) and I'm like “Why didn't I finish this? :(”#There's another in here where A.C. does a deep-dive into why H.P. doesn't just kill him and tbh it's so funny...#Like have u considered you're not actually that annoying?

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ceasarslegion · 6 months ago

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Pros: the bees like the smell of my coffee

Cons: THE HORNETS LIKE THE SMELL OF MY COFFEE

#IM SO SCARED OF WASPS GO AWAY #ramblings

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waspcup · 9 months ago

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my entire lower jaw/lip + tongue are completely numb this feels weird as fuck .

#they also said it would go away after 2-3 hours and it’s been 2-3 hours and it feels exactly the same . so #wasp speaks

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drakonovisny · 7 months ago

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OMG I'M A FUCKING MONSTER 😭😭😭😭

#a wasp got into my room and flew at me so i panicked and sprayed it with hand sanitizer to get it away from me #i didn't fucking know it dissolves them alive the poor thing was writhing in agony so i had to put it out of its misery #i deserve to go to bug hell for this it's atrocious i'm so sorry little one 😭😭😭😭😭

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theradicalace · 8 months ago

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certified Negative Nancy moment under the cut (¬､¬)

i'm going to sound like such a hater rn but that post about that person at ikea who got asked if they needed help and went "nah i got it" and the other person went "oh but it would be easier if i helped" keeps crossing my dash and i don't like it at allll 😮‍💨 i know it's meant to be like "oh it's okay to accept help and it doesn't make you weak or less capable" but all i can think of is like. they said no?? they literally said "no thank you" and the other person kept insisting 😟 people do that shit to me all the time and it always makes me mad because like BRO i already told you no. if i wanted or needed help i would have either asked or at least accepted the first offer. it just comes off as super pushy and presumptuous to me :/

#ace rambles #reblogs OFF for this one bc this is not an argument #the thought has just been buzzing around in my head like a wasp every time i see that damn post #and maybe verbalizing it will make it go away or at least make me feel better about it #i feel so bad because it's literally supposed to be a nice feel good post and i'm souring the mood over here #ugh #negative//

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woulddieforloki · 2 years ago

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Quantumania does not deserve all those bad reviews I stg that was so good

#if you didn't like it go away i don't care #Quantumania #quantumania spoilers #ant man and the wasp quantumania #ant man and the wasp: quantumania #spoilers #marvel spoilers

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amplexadversary · 1 year ago

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So my complaining about this website's autocomplete tags has been a problem frequently enough for my complaints to evolve:

"fucking let me use the tag that I wrote" -> "stop replacing my shit just because I left my mouse near the text" -> "where the hell do I have to move my mouse to tag what I want, neo-france?!?!?!?" -> "fucking neo-france."

I can only assume that this guy