#gnome made

[yellowgnomeboots]

I made a cake, because I am genius!

Or actually just a person that managed to overcome their fear and self-doubt and panic their way through a cake recipe.

Well, actually panic my way through modifying a cake recipe because I'm physically incapable of following instructions as written - even when I've only ever made 4 cakes in my entire life.

Chocolate, raspberry and beetroot.

Haven't tried it yet though...

[wormspoodle]

teach me your ways potion master

[eerivee]

My deep gnome bard Pandora! She's a major antagonist in our campaign and she might be just a little bit obsessed with the moon. That's bad news for everyone.

[a-chaotically-small-lunta]

So was no one gonna mention…

THIS?!?

[tee-dohrnii]

Technically speaking, because I multiclassed Stelle as a paladin/cleric, I dumped her str stat to focus on charisma and wisdom (I'm following a guide I don't know how to min-max things).

She's technically the same strength as Gale or slightly stronger. But I still like to imagine her as capable of lifting Gale up over her head even at 3ft tall - in my head she's still like a 15 str paladin

Like can't you imagine how funny it would be?

[filurig]

two character's ive had in mind for a while but finally got myself to design, ylvarg (he/him) and faství (she/her)! they are old friends of gullmar !

ylvarg is a passionate linguist and polyglot (in the sense that he can understand many different languages... due to troll anatomy he cant speak any other than trollic), while faství is a tomte who loves to travel and be all over the place - otherwise, she wouldn't make the trek from her home in ångermanland to gästrikland every year to meet up with her friends during winter!

[regular-gnome]

In Polish, the word for 'mermaid' and 'alarm siren' is the same: 'Syrena.' Listening to the flood sirens today reminded me of something that happened during flooding when I was a kid. Back then, the dikes managed to hold. Still, holding out hope that everything will be fine when the main wave hits. Especially seeing the situation upriver, but there are a lot of precautions along it and the wave is more spread out, it’s gonna be fine

So yeah, I hope you're all doing okay, staying dry and those in affected areas have a safe place to be. Trzymajcie się tam!

on lighter note, thats what I imagine hearing the sirens. Its 4am and for the last 3h one siren was constaly yelling from the dam Im pretty sure its broken

[windmills123]

what am i... if i can't be... yours?

[thegnomelord]

Ya'll wanna know my kink? Of course you do :D I blame @rodolfoparras for getting me into this brainrot. MDNI

I love to see a man's pretty little hole gape.

Not to the point of total ruin or prolapsing, but so it's loose enough for you to just sliiide right in without a snag until you're balls deep and he swears he can feel it in his throat; loose enough for you to fuck into him in long smooth strokes that has him shaking and whimpering into the sheets; so loose yet it still tries to suck you in deeper, uselessly trying to clench to keep you inside every time you pull back to thrust into him again.

I like the type of gape that his hole stays open when you pull out, the type of gape that no matter how much the poor man whines and tries to clench he can't keep your cum from slowly trickling out down his taint and balls. But the silly thing doesn't need to worry his pretty little head, it's not his fault his hole is so sloppy and loose. You're there to trail your fingers along the small rivulet of cum, gathering it on the pads of your fingers so you can stuff it back into his hole. And he's so content now that he's not empty, his puffy rim fluttering around your knuckles as you spread his already stretched hole with your fingers until you can see your cum pooled in his soft body.

I also love getting to that point.

I'd love to lay him down on the bed and oil him up, make sure he's so relaxed and pliant he's almost asleep by the time you even near his intimate parts. All he could do is turn his head to catch your gaze, skin flushing with goosebumps as you fondle and massage his ass, your thumbs circling his virgin tight hole before going down, caressing his balls and lazily stroking his cock just as it's starting to twitch with interest. And I'd keep my hands moving slowly, up and down, up and down, until he's sighing and panting against the pillow, thighs trembling with how he tries to keep them open for you, cock hard and his rim twitching whenever you press your thumb against it without trying to penetrate.

Only then would I lean in to lick around his hole, your teeth gently nibbling and sucking on his rim. A full body shiver trails up his spine and the prettiest sounds leave his breathless lips when you breach him with your tongue. And he's so tight it takes you ages of slowly eating him out to stretch him out enough for him to be able to take one of your fingers. It's heaven for you but hell for him, the movement of your tongue against his fluttering slow and lazy sensation keeping him teetering on the edge of that pleasure without it being enough.

And stretching him open slowly is the fun part, taking all the time in the world to get him used to the sensation of your finger wiggling inside him, stretching him open bit by bit so your tongue can lap at his sensitive walls as he moans and groans into the pillow, desperately trying to rut his ass into your face and his cock into the sheets. But he can cum as much as he wants, doesn't mean I'll stop until I can fit three fingers inside and his hole is begging for a fourth.

And damn the sight of his hole when you finally pull your fingers out is priceless; the small gape of his hole, the way his puffy rim continues to flutter and try to clench around nothing is as adorable as the small wiggle of his hips that he does and the soft spoken pleas to just "put it in" that has you finally giving him some relief.

And I don't know what I love more, watching inch after inch of your hard cock disappear into him until your pelvis is flush with his ass, or the long and drawn out moan that leaves his lips when you drape your body over his, catching his lips in a lazy kiss as you set a loving pace that leaves him breathless.

[jel-jel-jel]

glad we all drastically underestimated just how big this jacket was

[bluheaven-adw]

[yellowgnomeboots]

I made my first macrame thing! I've only procrastinated on this kit since June, and on macrame generally for a few decades.

The first thing in the kit is supposed to be earrings, but I don't need earrings so I just did one and added on a bit extra, and hung it on the wall.

Gotta say, it was probably one of the easiest things I've ever done.

[sparkaed]

I drew this while half asleep at like 5 am lol

Actual image uncensored on twitter (while gnome chompski can't say it I can lol)

[swampfaerie]

The kneel. Being kissed by Astarion as a Gnome truly hits different.

[99thpercentile]

every single one of the origin companions is a beautiful, complex individual with a compelling story. and also hot. how the fuck is my bi poly ass meant to cope with only being able to romance one of them at a time?

[gnomewithalaptop]

Anita Fite Titans of Tomorrow Terminator AU where she, Rose Wilson, and Test-Tube-Clone Bart Allen go back in time to YJ98 to take out the West Coast Titans threat at the source (and also Anita and Rose maybe get a little toxic makeout session or five). Is this anything