#gnarmy

[gnarmy-general]

Gnarmy Solider: I1L33

Code name: Wallflower

Crime: Cult Leader

[gnarmy-general]

Gnarmy in a nutshell

COUNTRY GNOMES

TAKE THEIR BONES

*a bunch of gnomes in overalls run toward you and take your bones out of you*

[secretlyafiveheadeddragon]

It’s funny to see your gnome design, and then go to all the ways I could actually make it real.

if you put a five headed dragon into the gnarmy it would be the best thing in the whole entire world

[the-gnomish-bastard]

If you were apart of the Gnarmy, what crime would you contribute with?

What? I already do most of the crime. I single-handedly raised the gnome crime rate by 72%.

[justwalkiingthedog]

[gnarmy-general]

This is just a regular gnarmy occurrence, nothing else.

The things the gnomes do on FO76 remind me of Fable 3.

[gnarmy-general]

I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND BURN THE GNOMES TO HELL WHERE THEY BELONG!!!!!

You think that’d stop them? Their crimes know no bounds. One of them even got kicked out of the aforementioned the place you speak of. They are far more capable of anything you could possibly do to them. They are everywhere. They are watching. They are waiting. It’s only a matter of time.

[strixton]

i'm growing a gnarmy

[waybad]

MONDAY, JANUARY 2nd, 2017

I did a deck for Gnarmy.  It looks a whole lot like this.  Available now. There are about four or five other boards with my art on them set to release sometime, too, so that’s cool.

[gnarmy-general]

Silly key guy

[ask-fluffy-gnar]

If you want a concert you could always summon the gnarmy. To have band mates

“No no dat pwobwem bekaz all Gnarz wud want pway da dwumz. ad den big fite”

[why-its-kai]

wishing with my gnarmy (gnome army)

[jeffreycombs]

dude what is up with the gnarmy anons coming your way lately?? here's a casual reminder that you're a lovely, hilarious, thoughtful person (whose writing is currently giving me LIFE), and that any anons with nothing better to do than send bitter messages are welcome to come down to TX and have some words with me! ilu

kjsahdkjashjkdhkajhdjkas

YOUR writing is giving my life, i love you so much hannah, thank you!! haskjdk i’d send them down to texas, but i’d rather go there myself so we can chill and have a movie night

[gnarmy-general]

Don’t worry. The Gnarmy will take care of it..

your mutual just got called out for running a gnome gore side blog. they're logged into watchgremlinsdie.com looking at some nasty shit. posting pixies getting butchered by combine harvesters. why would you even associate with someone like that? are you fucked up in the head? you think thats funny? you think thats fucking funny?

[lexiconjure]

schwifty

adj. (schwiftier, schwiftiest) having a schwifter or schworts.

(of a person) having a short time specified as every short standard: a schwifty style.

schwittingly adv.

@gnarmis

[justwalkiingthedog]