#glksmnutpunyphmerthegreatone

[laceyshadowsoul]

why do people scream and run when i pull out my fuckin enchanted katana

[laceyshadowsoul]

Typ2ng qu2rk!!!

2'm feel2ng extra edgy t[]day, so 2 dec2ded 2'm g[]2ng t[] create a typ2ng qu2rk, l2ke h[]w the tr[]lls d[] 2n the webc[]m2c "H[]mestuck". My typ2ng qu2rk 2s replac2ng "I"s with "2"s, and replac2ng "O"s with "[]". 2'll try t[] remember t[] d[] th2s, 2'll []nly ever n[]t d[] 2t 2f 2'm feel2ng extra lazy on that day.

[laceyshadowsoul]

H[]LY SH2T!!!!!!!!!!

S[]RRY F[]R THE 2NF[]RMAL GRAMMAR, CAPS, AND VULGAR LANGUAGE. ANYWAY, F[]R C[]NTEXT, BEF[]RE 2 SLEPT LAST N2GHT, 2 DREW AN 2MAGE []F GL'KSMNU'TPUNYPHMER, THE GREAT []NE, AND TAPED 2T T[] MY WALL. BUT WHEN 2 W[]KE UP, THE. FUCK2NG. 2MAGE. WAS. G[]NE!!!!!! THE EV2LNESS []F MY S[]UL C[]RRUPTED GL'KSMNU'TPUNYPHMER!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK D[] I D[]!!!!!???????

[laceyshadowsoul]

I miss when I would tie Rose up and lock her into a room, while she waited for hours for me to return to "do stuff" with her, only for me to never return, until hours later. God that was so fucking funny.

[laceyshadowsoul]

the sp'lgog situation was a joke, none of that rlly happened lol. rose broke up with me weeks ago. i made that other rose account. she doesn't use tumblr.

[laceyshadowsoul]

update tto my prerveious post

exceuse me if im typing wirdly i am curently in a horrieble sityaution. what happ0ened was i thoughts it would be a good idae to put myt sword in a s well and see idf i could surveive without my splgfog getting cjopped off. well, id accendintally stabebd it. ui am curently diueing. goddbye.

[laceyshadowsoul]

An announcement.

I am officially abandoning my typing quirk, since I have recently been discussing serious topics about Gl'ksmnu'syrrism on my blog. Also, this way, my posts are more readable. One last time, 2 l[]ve y[]u b2tches.

~~RIP LACEY'S TYPING QUIRK 2024-2024.~~

[laceyshadowsoul]

The Kl'yph'n'myrr plush. Drawn by me.

Based on its real life counterpart. I would show a real picture, but I burnt my last one last Kl'yph'n'myrr Day. For those who don't know, Kl'yph'n'myrr Day is the anniversary of Kl'yph'n'myrr, The Scholar's death. He tried to burn his writings about Gl'ksmnu'typhmer. So, The Great One made spikes penetrate him from the inside, and every year, followers of The Great One make plushies/dolls of Kl'yph'n'myrr, and torture them. They also throw disgusting things such as actual shit, dirt, and mashed organs at the Kl'yph'n'myrr statue in Gl'gmer'dd. Sometimes all mixed into one foul paste. Beneath the statue, is a pocket dimension leading to a cave system, known as "The Scholar's Torture Caves", or "Kl'yph'Ka'rim'Coa". Nobody knows what these look like, but people such as I have speculated, through visions. The Scholar is seen with the bottom portion of his head skinned, his chest cavity open, with his guts nailed to his back, hung above a deep hole where he sees his darkest fears. He also has the spikes, too. If you think this is harsh, shut the fuck up and never interact with me again. He deserved this. Nobody disrespects The Great One and gets away with it. The closest followers of The Great One, like me, are sometimes awoken at night by The Scholar's dreadful shrieks.

[laceyshadowsoul]

I would've been happier back then

If the truth had been spoken

That the worm would rise once more

If I had known, my heart would not have been broken.

My fear hides deep within my eyes

I don't know what I'd do

If my pet, The Worm dies.

[laceyshadowsoul]

i need one of these

[laceyshadowsoul]

decided to go to gl'gmer'dd in my och'oce form since i hadn't in a while

as the title suggests, i had to go to the great one's palace for confidential reasons, so i thought; "hey, why don't i change into my och'oce form?" so i did, and i was just walking on the streets in the villages in gl'gmer'dd to get to the palace, but while i was on my way, i saw another och'oce, and what happened next was embarrassing yet it felt... good. i fuckin released komig'f from my sp'lgog and my em'rons burst. the other och'oce seemed to start to get aroused so i pulled out a spear and impaled them with it. i then continued to walk to the palace, covered in komig'f and blood. any humans likely don't know what i'm talkin bout, but i bet you can guess ;)

[laceyshadowsoul]

An announcement. (I will be typing normally since this is a very serious announcement.)

It is time. Any followers of Gl'ksmnu'typhmer The Great One, will know what I'm talking about. The Great One's Worm. For the uninitiated, The Great One's Worm is a being that has been a pet and weapon of destruction for Gl'ksmnu'typhmer's followers. After the worm is given a soul and a body, it shall wreak havoc on the land of the foes of Gl'ksmnu'typhmer. This year, I shall rebuild its soul and body. I shall name it "Miss ShadowSoul the Second, The Great One's Worm and Weapon of Destruction", or "MSStSTGOWaWoD" (Pronounced Miss-Sist-Ga-Wa-Wod), Miss ShadowSoul II, or even just two. If you have read the tags, you probably know what I'm talking about. It's a long furby. I shall update you with progress along time.

[laceyshadowsoul]

The return.

Well, hell[]. 2 have returned fr[]m my sh[]rt h2atus. Ap[]l[]g2es f[]r keep2ng y[]u wa2t2ng. My g2rlfr2end, R[]se, l[]gged 2nt[] my acc[]unt, and changed the passw[]rd. But, 2 g[]t 2t back, 2n the end. 2 have als[] been prepar2ng f[]r th2s year's Gl'ksmnu'typhmer day. 2 w2ll pr[]v2de m[]re 2nf[]rmat2[]n ab[]ut the day when 2t c[]mes.

[laceyshadowsoul]

2 made a webs2te.

Well, 2 made a webs2te. 2t's k2nd []f bland at the m[]ment, but 2 w2ll add updates t[] 2t []ver t2me. Here 2s the l2nk.

[laceyshadowsoul]

A message fr[]m Gl'ksmnu'tpunyphmer.

Gl'ksmnu'tpunyphmer, The Great []ne, sp[]ke t[] me t[]day. He keeps tell2ng me that he hates pe[]ple named Pedr[]? 2 d[]n't kn[]w why he d[]es, but as Gl'ksmnu'tpunyphmer's l[]yal servant and sec[]nd 2n c[]mmand, 2 hate pe[]ple named Pedr[] as well. He's sa2d th2s bef[]re, 2 d[]n't kn[]w why he keeps rambl2ng []n about pe[]ple named Pedr[], but 2 w[]n't questi[]n my lord.