#glitter superman

[murciegalito]

One thing about me that I never said because I never write anything here is that whenever I'm stressed I make glitter gifs of random superman images. It just occurred to me after 10 years on this website that Tumblr may be the right place to store them so...

[murciegalito]

I loved this panel so much I had to glitter it.

I love how Clark is sitting directly under an image of superman, at this point he is 100% sure he won't ve recognized

People can blame Clark for the rough ride but personally I'd rather heave over the side of the boat than sink in it. Action Comics 507

[superbat-lmao]

That episode of House MD where he rigs secret santa so everyone gets House as their secret santa but it’s the watchtower.

Bruce knows that his teammates find him intimidating and sometimes uses it to amuse himself. After all, Superman would probably be grateful for any kind of gift, but Batman was notoriously private and hard to impress.

JL Meeting

Batman: And I’m scheduling everyone for remedial drills next week.

Green Lantern: You Scrooge, not next week. There is no formal League business around holidays.

Batman: Barring-

Flash: Emergencies but remedial training isn’t an emergency! Can’t it wait till after the New Year?

Green Arrow: I still think we should do a Secret Santa.

Flash: I agree! It would add to the festiveness!

Batman: Hnn.

Superman: It would help build team moral.

Batman: Hnn.

Wonder Woman: It would be an interesting challenge in both financial limitation and personal knowledge of each other.

Batman: Hnn.

Superman: I say we vote on it. All in favor?

Only Batman and Aquaman don’t raise their hands.

Batman takes charge, getting together slips of paper and a “stocking” (one of Superman’s boots) and everyone draws.

Some people (Clark and Diana) look pleased while others (Hal and Barry) look nervous while others remain impassive. The only one who can hear him laughing in J’onn who privately knocked against his consciousness like a door asking permission to convey information. Bruce let him in on the plan and he agreed to keep his knowledge to himself.

Bruce keeps this information to himself until J’onn asks what will happen if their teammates figure it out. If he really thinks they are too obtuse to put it together.

Batman: Not at all. They will have to verify it with everyone first, but I assume they will figure it out.

Martian Manhunter: And you do not think they will be angry?

Batman: It is against the rules to talk about who you drew. If they tell me about it, they admit to violating the rules.

Martian Manhunter: You already violated the rules by only putting down your name.

Batman: Yes, but I don’t feel guilty about that. They will be uncertain about whether or not this is a test of some sort. They admit failure by telling me and risk forfeiting the game.

Martian Manhunter: This is a test?

Batman: Of course. If they all came forward about discussing their selections and admitting they knew what I had done, they would be standing up to my flagrant violation of the rules. However, that carries with it the implicit judgement that I did so for personal gain, which is an insult, or as a test, which they aren’t sure how to pass. It is unlikely they will admit this to me due to my reputation for being intimidating.

Batman: However, instead they will likely argue over what to do with the information, resulting in proceeding as though they did not break the rules. Not knowing if they passed the test will eat at them and they will be anxious to see my reaction, to know if they passed.

Martian Manhunter: Will you also be getting yourself a present? Since you drew your own name?

Batman: This is my gift.

On the day of the exchange, Bruce finds a variety of gifts stacked outside the doors to his room at the watchtower. He tsks to himself, already scanning the contents of the gifts from a distance. Do they think him a fool who will be lured into a trap?

After disabling a few recording cameras and a glitter bomb, he carries everything inside his room.

He checks his watch and goes to the meeting he had scheduled for today.

When everyone arrives, they find red files sitting in front of them. The kind Batman uses to highlight errors during training exercises and missions. Each folder is thick with paper, several members pale at the sight of them.

Batman: It has come to my attention that you have discovered my tampering with Secret Santa. In front of you are notes on your actions and responses that we will be going over in this meeting.

Green Lantern: Did you really have to do this? All we wanted was some holiday fun. You don’t have to ruin every chance at human connection, you robot.

Batman: Lantern, please open your folder. You just volunteered to go first.

Hal does indeed open his folder, along with everyone else, anxious to see how they did. However, instead of the League report forms they are used to, their folders contain something else entirely.

Batman: You will find paperwork that requires your signatures. Each is for a charity of your choosing to be donated to from the Wayne foundation.

Batman: The second set of paperwork is the establishment of funding for “team retreats” also at the expense of the Wayne foundation.

Batman: Finally, after you have turned in your paperwork to me, please return to your rooms before going home for the holidays.

Justice League: *speechless*

[electroniccollectiondonut]

I just think Clark Kent, born and raised (...well you know what I mean) in Smallville Kansas, comes to Metropolis and experiences for the first time, all at once, multi-lane traffic, real crowds, buildings taller than two storeys, city lights, and the fucking ocean, and spends the first six months feeling totally floored every time he looks out the window.

[smww4ever]

Magical SuperWonder

[dragubelstimulering]

A batman and superman one ?

**explodes into a bunch of tiny pieces of confetti**

♯🦇Batman&Superman Stimboard .ᐟ ★

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“I'm here to fight for truth, and justice, and the American way.” -Clark Kent

“Whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you stronger.” -Bruce Wayne

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I had lots of fun making this! Huge fan of Batman <3

-Hunter

[silveragelovechild]

Glittery AI superheroes by parallel.fbx

[hausofvalencia]

[tuttle-did-it]

‘The Monte Carlo Murders’ guest stars in Murder, She Wrote

Patrick Bauchau (Carnivále, Castle, Panic Room, The Pretender, Burn Notice, How to Make it in America, Extraordinary Measures, Numb3rs, 24, Alia, The Dead Zone, House, Earth 2, Clear and Present Danger, Columbo) - one of my favourite character actors

David Birney returns (The Twilight Zone, St Elsewhere, Glitter, The Love Boat, Hawaii 5-0, etc)

Lise Hilboldt returns (Sweet Liberty, Superman 1978, Chicago Hope, Matlock, My Two Dads, Dynasty, Plain Sight)

S8 E14, 2 Feb 1992

[diamonddung]

His name is Raisin Peepee. I mean Richard.

He likes to work out nude practicing his fly swatting so he can be ready for when he needs to swat some Kryptonian eggs to ensure the alien scourge does not overtake the Earth.

He became a Ghoul by choice for immortal life through unethical experimentation performed on children.

He is a literal Nazi and wife beater who hates Superman and loves Homelander.

His karma is very evil.

[murciegalito]

Found some glitter supermans I made last year.

[verlaneswiftie13]

You smile and say, "How are you?" And I'll say, "Just fine"....

Speak Now (Taylor's Version) lyrics: vintage collection - Track 16/22

[potterhead0taku]

It happens to the best of us Dickie 😔✊🏼

doomed family

[stoptellinglieslois]

[goldengirlgalaxy]

The Bedazzler

After a very hazy night that... may or may not have been caused by something he found in the Ghost Zone, Danny ends up discovering in his haze he bought an absolutely outrageous amount of various craft supplies, especially shiny things like those little plastic rimstones.

Good news, everything was bought from a going out of business sale, so he didn't drain all of his funds. Bad news, everything was bought from a going out of business sale, which means he can't return them. And, frankly, he doesn't want to just throw away a bunch of stuff he paid for. But he still doesn't know what to do with it all.

At least until Clockwork decides to give Danny a small boon that lets him stop time. Then he gets some ideas.

It first starts off with Superman. He's doing his regular hero thing, when he suddenly feels his cape pulled to one side. He brushes it off as the wind, until people start pointing at his back. Clark nearly panics when he finds a bunch of green crystals on his cape, only to calm when he realizes they're plastic and attached with glue. That of course begs the question, who was able to glue gemstones to his back without him noticing?

Later that same day he's both amused and even more confused when Luthor appears again, only for a bunch of gem stickers to appear on top of his bald head, clearly arranged to spell out 'I Heart Superman' in icons.

Captain Marvel suddenly feels something appear on his head, only to discover it's some kind of cardboard crown. He's confused, but ultimately decides to wear it the rest of the day, thinking it might be from some meta fan of his.

Martian Manhunter finds a necklace appearing on him. When he pulls it off, he finds it's one of those Shrinky Dink plastics, designed to look like a medal that says '#1 Hero' on it, also with some extra plastic gems for extra bling. He wears it proudly for the rest of the day.

The Gotham Bats all get hit at the same time. Fake flowers, various colors of ribbons, Red Robin had a helium balloon attached to him for an hour, and of course plenty of shiny fake gems.

At first, everyone thought the funniest part of the mysterious crafts was Red Hood appearing with several rimstones attached to his hood where he mouth would be, several gold ones arranged in such a way that it looked like he was flashing a bunch of yellow teeth.

Then the Joker showed up. And was promptly doused in several pounds of glitter. Even better, it got into his eyes, effectively blinding him and giving the Bats a chance to capture him (after they were done laughing).

Of course, as more Leaguers get trolled, the more the stories start to paint a picture of someone running around pranking them. And many of them want to know just who this Bedazzler is.

Meanwhile, Danny is laughing his ass off and is planning on giving his friends a chance to have their own fun.

[silverspectre51]

Summoning the Boy King

Darkseid was rampaging through Metropolis, Superman was injured, and the Justice League was desperate. As the League hid between fallen skyscrapers, John Constantine prepared a last-ditch effort to save the Earth.

The Hellblazer drew an intricate sigil on the ground; its circular design stretching over six feet in diameter. Most of the symbols within were space-related, while the others were themed to royalty. Batman, one of the few heroes in-the-know, grunted.

"Are you sure this king ghost can help?"

Constantine sighed and pinched his nose.

"He's the High King of the Infinite Realms, Bats, an' he's bloody powerful. He'll stop Darkseid, alright, but what he does afterward is anyone's guess. Believe me, I wouldn't be doin' this if we had a choice."

Batman sighed and glanced at the smoke-filled horizon.

"Alright, get on with it, then. We're running out of time."

Constantine nodded and placed a single offering in the center of the sigil: a squishmallow of Disney's iconic blue alien, Stitch.

"I beg your finest pardon," Batman sputtered, "What on Earth is that?"

Constantine sighed again as he took his position at the edge of the sigil.

"Mate, the book was very specific. Unlike his predecessor, the new king requires a single offering of space or alien theme that is suitable for children. It's bloody strange, but beggars can't be choosers."

Batman just shook his head and looked on. Constantine raised his hands and started the summoning chant. An eerie, green glow spread across the sigil, and light fog gathered above it. Little white orbs floated up from the ground and spiraled together, forming the slowly spinning visage of a spiral galaxy.

"Incredible..." Zatanna gasped, "This summoning is on a level all its own. This king of yours is on the level of Gods."

Finally, something began to form over the small galaxy. Batman's expression quickly softened, much to the surprise of his teammates. It was mere seconds before they understood, as a black blob full of white stars formed into the shape of a boy. The blob had spiky 'bangs' if you could call them that and eerie, glowing green eyes.

The squishmallow floated into the boy's arms and he squeezed it excitedly. At the same time, he took on a far more human form, with pale skin and snowy white hair. His eyes had whites now but still glowed green. He was dressed in black and white, royal attire with green accents, a black crown floating in a green aurora, and a black ring with a green stone. A black cape flowed down his back, its underside looking as if it were cut from a clear night sky.

"Awesome offering, dude! What can I do for ya?"

The voice was a reedy tenor in the throes of puberty, and its owner was more than a little geeky. The boy's smile was infectious, or it would have been were it not for the specific circumstance.

"How old are you?" Batman asked, his tone soft, "We weren't expecting a child."

The boy waved him off like it was nothing.

"No one ever does. And, um... technically I'm fifteen. I know, I don't look it."

Constantine cut in, clearly out of patience.

"Look, this monster Darkseid is destroying our world. We need you to stop him."

The boy turned in the air and took in the destruction around him. Somehow, he seemed to understand the situation immediately.

"Okay, but I gotta get permission first. This'll take a lot of power." He paused, taking a breath, and then yelled in a strange language. "Mom!"

Constantine paled and the other heroes shrank back as a green portal tore into existence. A young woman, barely an adult herself, floated out. She had waist-length blue hair and the same glowing, green eyes. She wore a royal outfit in white and maroon, complete with a glittering, silver tiara studded with rubies.

"What's the matter, Danny? Are you okay?"

Danny nodded.

"Mhmm! These guys need me to take out this Darkseid guy, though. Can I use my full power?"

Constantine snuck a drink from his flask. He did not sign up to deal with the fucking Queen Mother of the Infinite Realms, nor had he known she existed. God, he needed a smoke...

The Queen Mother smiled softly and pressed a kiss to her son's forehead. She spoke whilst taking his new plush.

"Yes, Danny, you may. Let me hold onto this for you so it doesn't get dirty."

Danny nodded and turned away.

"Okay, thanks mom!"

The Queen Mother vanished through and with the portal she had created. Moments later, Danny shot off into the city, with the remaining able-bodied heroes hot on his trail. The young king reached Darkseid rather quickly, engaging him while the Leaguers looked on from cover. Darkseid was foolishly amused.

"A child dares oppose me? Flee, whelp."

Batman tensed as Darkseid unleashed his Omega Effect. Two red beams shot from his eyes, and yet the young king floated firm. Two eerie, green beams shot from his own eyes and, to the shock of everyone, overpowered his foe's. Darkseid shattered into many tiny pieces which then vanished into thin air.

"Man, he really wasn't smart!" Danny grinned, "Who fires a death beam at the king of the dead?"

He received no response, as the heroes were too stunned to speak. Smiling, he saluted the group before tearing open another portal.

"Oh well; villain gone, carry on. Later guys!"

Batman glared at Constantine, but the Brit had already absconded. Heaving a sigh, he resigned himself to this new reality. Darkseid was gone, but there was an incredible new power to worry about.

(Note: My only source of information is DP canon, DP fanon, and the Justice League cartoons from the early '00s. I apologize for any inaccuracies with Batman's or Constantine's behavior.)