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mamaspidershit · 1 year
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*Peter and Natasha are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff* Peter: oh my god, Natasha, backwards! Natasha: Really, Peter? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.
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finniestoncrane · 2 years
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i haven’t been able to stop thinking about what some other rogues would be like if they were given the gritty-realism, based on real killers reevesverse treatment so i’ve written them down here (and will maybe write one-fics for them) so that when they come true in the trilogy (?) i’ll get an associate producer credit
hush:
definitely the main villain, i can see him being the final big bad with batman, following an arc of batmans downfall at the hands of hush and the resulting victory giving him the confidence to become gotham's daddy
could see him as a bit of a manson, not dirtying his own hands
mr freeze:
i absolutely see this man as like a refrigerator salesman a la bob vance
dennis rader vibes for sure, holding down a job and a devoted family
give me Christmas batman with mr freeze puns
zsasz:
if we don’t shy away from being too yucky disgusting i can definitely see elements of albert fish in him, total sadomasochism, absolute process killer fr fr
i’m thinking your intelligent boys like ted kacsynski
i’m thinking your unhinged boys who kill big numbers like andrei chikatilo
poison ivy:
eco-warrior/eco-terrorist
i want righteous violence from her, i want difficult to trace murders because she’s been poisoning bad boys and lobbyists
definite black widow vibes, poison all the way like nanny doss and marie besnard
joker:
don’t hate me but joker is literally a side character in the battinson world
he’s like batman’s ted bundy, he’s there to offer help
definitely want ed kemper vibes from him, someone who is desperate to be friends with the cops/batman but is striving to have the upperhand
pyg:
gimme your jeff dahmers and your dennis nilsens, gimme your men who want the perfect companion
butcher themes like suspects in the jack the ripper case as a slight nod to unsolved crimes again in the same vain as zodiac
but would a pig mask be too saw???
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palmett-hoes · 4 years
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Hi, I really loved your post with the monsters as Birds of Prey! Was wondering if you had any thoughts on the Foxes as Marvel or Mcu characters? I feel like I could see Dan as Carol Danvers and Andrew for sure is Jessica Jones, idk about the rest.
oh wow old post!!
haha unfortunately i’m not really a comics person so i don’t feel like i can really give the best analysis possible, but i have seen most of the mcu movies and bits and pieces of the netflix show so i’ll try my best. also im using dc characters too bc i want to
1. Dan: I think your instinct with Dan as Captain Marvel is spot-on (at least uhhh,, based on the movie lol sorry comics ppl). Her direct, forceful powers and fighting style are definitely reminiscent of dan’s no-nonsense leadership approach. similarly the themes of overcoming sexism and acceling in a male-dominated industry in the captain marvel movie is pretty much the same as dan’s story establishing herself as the first female exy captain (tho sports is way more valid than the military). plus there’s a lot of emphasis on love and friendship between women that dan is ALL about. also lashana lynch would be a god tier dan wilds fc. Dan could also def have that lawful good Okoye from Black Panther energy. Loyal, disciplined, no-nonsense leader. no powers except discipline. no hair. also danai gurira in 2012 with the dreads and the sword and the cape on TWD was definitely part of my middle school sexual awakening
2. Kevin: Aquaman. this is based pretty much exclusively on the fact that jason momoa is my #1 kevin fc and also that Pasifika kevin is phenomenal and mandatory, actually. otherwise i think he has a decent amount of stick-up-the-ass cyclops energy. or dick grayson nightwing energy but i don’t have any evidence for why. kinda looks like him tho
3. Andrew: andrew gets the most characters bc he’s my favorite. i think ur jessica jones instincts are absolutely correct, both in her storyline (i only watched the first season) and her powers. i’ve seen some powers au and the tendency seems to be giving andrew like,, psychic powers or the like, and i don’t really agree. andrew is a very direct character. he’s pragmatic, he confronts problems head on, and he doesn’t muck about in details. to me this really translates best into physical powers like super strength that help u big punch straight thru all ur problems. also i def think andrew would be not just a solo hero but a mercenary (or a detective) because he’s not altruistic enough to be a standard vigilante. he doesn’t care enough about other people to hang out on rooftops all night waiting for Crime to occur. there’s a price for that.  which brings us to the NEXT andrew hero: deadpool. maybe in personality more of a drugged andrew but the superpowered mercenary is really a perfect fit for andrew. also, healing powers have a decidedly tragic poetry to them on andrew. already he’s self-destructive, if he had a healing factor his concern for his own well-being would be so beyond rock bottom it’d be in the earth’s core. even worse when you remember that with a healing factor, as opposed to indestructibility, you still feel all the pain. which brings us to Wolverine and X-23, who have the same thematic points as deadpool but are much more of a personality match and they have knife hands, which i really think andrew would appreciate. ending that sadness train and onto another tho, andrew’s aesthetic and Vibes fit the Winter Soldier just SO well (just that movie tho, not really civil war or anything past that) and a reinterpretation of the captain america story using the twinyards would be incredibly interesting. and finally, one last hero that would work really well for andrew: rogue, only remove the angst around not being able to touch people, andrew would love that. one touch and their comatose? baller. don't fucking touch him.
4. Matt: Shazam. I didn’t see the shazam movie but my dad and brother did and they said it was very funny and all the trailors looked like it had a lot of fun himbo energy and i really think that fits. in terms of matching himbo disaster energy i think i’ve heard good things about comics hawkeye (not mcu). thor?
5. Aaron: Mr. Fantastic. now this might be a stretch but aaron is a character who uses a skin-deep veneer of anger to cover the fact that he’s actually quite pliant and bends to other people’s wills. and he’s a doctor or w/e. he could alse be like,, antman. he’s smart right? hank pym not paul rudd. katelyn can be wasp
6. Seth: Arm Fall Off Boy. no i will not elaborate.             ..... ugh fine, but i'm using my favorite piece of superhero media of all time: x-men evolution, the one where they're all teenagers in public high school. seth can be lance alvers/avalanche who’s a bit of a jerk and has a lot of issues with authority and has a rivalry with cyclops very reminiscent of seth with kevin, but still there’s the recurring theme that he’s lashing out because of low self-esteem and a bad situation and he’s a surprisingly sympathetic character who i’m very fond of. his power is earthquakes but i think the name makes that pretty self-explanatory
7. Allison: Iron Man. cocky, bitchy, and rich rich rich. sounds like allison to me. then to elevate it a level higher: emma frost, rich bitch extraordinaire. also if allison had telepathic powers she would be unstoppable. plus one more bitchy, morally-gray blonde (but chaotic this time): Harley Quinn
8. Nicky: Okay so I do wanna give a quick shout-out to Northstar, the first openly gay comicbook superhero, who’s a speedster which I’d actually say fits Nicky pretty well. However, if i had to choose a superhero to represent nicky in presence and powers it would have to be Jubilee from x-men (... from what i’ve heard lol. i’ve never actually consumed any of her Media hahaha anyway) she’s a joyful, energetic presence and her powers are setting off fireworks which i think is a good balance of nicky being a supportive cousin-parent AND a chaotic train wreck garbage trash man. also gonna throw in johnny storm for a cheap 'flaming' joke
9. Renee: Thunder/Blackbird from Black Lightning bc she’s a fufkin lesbian lol. (i don’t watch the show but i do follow nafessa williams’s tag). now the fr ones i’m gonna do together because to me they have the same Vibes so i chose them for the same reasons. Wonder Woman and Storm who to me have the same  reserved, impartial, regal energy. honestly ethereal and somewhat otherwordly, and quite literally goddesses. also op as hell.  black widow and her “red in my leger” looking for redemption story also fits thematically.
10. Neil: okay lazy answer first: the flash or quicksilver. get it? because they run fast? and neil run too? yea i like to think i've proven myself to be better than such a surface level interpretation but worth the mention ig. so for srs now, mystique and her shape changing powers would be an interesting interpretation of neil's identity issues, but i wanna push it a step further. nightcrawler would actually be possibly the MOST interesting hero to apply to neil 1. because powers still very movement go fast place to place 2. because of the thematic focus on neil's unusual looks and the lengths he goes to hide them, very much in line with the way nightcrawler will use a hologram-projector in order to look human, yet in both cases it's only a surface-level illusion, and 3. his parentage. here, mary would be mystique, which i also think works very well considering mary seemed to be the far more effective chameleon on the run than neil, and also fits with her place as a morally grey character, as mystique herself is often a villain or an antagonist, with her own agenda and shadowy motives. then nathan matches well with nightcrawler's father: azazel, a literal demon, and also where kurt gets his appearance. it's a shockingly coherent narrative between the three of them. then, to also give neil some powers that aren't contingent on his fucked up geneology and rather on his own merit and abilities, Black Canary and her sonic voice parallel the way that neil began to anchor his identity and take ownership over himself through his voice and his sick roasts
and 1 extra, wymack: batman, on account of his altruism, his dedication to second chances, and his many, many adopted children
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anon, ik it's been a sec since you sent this, so i hope it gets back to you. i had a fun time with it and it prompted like,,, 7 different au s that i'll never write
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smokeybrandreviews · 4 years
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This Is Gonna Be A Gas
The MCU is back! F*ck, was it a long drought, man. It’s no secret that i am a total Marvel shill and going a full year without even an inkling of Marvel cinema has been incredibly trying for me. To be honest, i think we needed the gap year, though. Infinity War and Endgame was a lot and i think jumping right back in, only a few months later with Black Widow, would have let he fatigue set in to comfortably for the normies. As grueling a wait it was, this break was good for the overall health of the franchise. That said, f*cking WandaVision has dropped and i am frothing at the mouth to get into it! These first two episodes are out today and i wanted to give my initial impressions. Obviously, an entire review will be on it’s way after the show ends, but i just so starved fr that good Marvel content, i can’t help but overanalyze. Phase Four is officially underway!
I immediately recognized the Bewitched reference. I grew up watching these as a kid because my pops loved them. It’s kind of uncanny how faithfully they were able to recreate this type of show in the modern day. Like, it’s spot f*cking on!
But that canned laughter, tho!
Paul Bettany and Elizabeth Olsen are fantastic as Vision and Wanda. I’ve always been a fan of these two as their respective character on film but i their romance came across as forced. I know that, in the comics, they have this epic romance until, you know, Wanda murdered him. They never really had the opportunity to show it until WandaVision and they are using every second to their fullest potential.
Who the f*ck is Ralph and why is h so terrible??
Kathryn Hahn as “Agnes” was fantastic. Look, Bettany and Olsen are exceptional in their roles but, they’ve been playing them for years, but Hahn has come through, stealing all of her scenes. I love this character so much and hope he becomes a proper force in the MCU going forward.
Retro Star toaster commercial!
F*cking Kitty Foreman!
Boy, thee is this undercurrent of straight up malevolence. Like, when that dude started choking and Kitty just kept repeating “Stop it”? F*cking yikes! I don’t know if we’re skewing Mephisto for the big bad in Phase for or setting him up for later, but there is a very sinister pule to this overly saccharine fever dream.
Those closing credits are f*cking gorgeous!
The two beds, tho!
That animated intro for episode two was spot f*cking on!  I also like how the stars formed the points of a hexagram, the visual cue for Wanda’s hex powers in the comic.
This very strategic placement of red through these episodes is rather intriguing to me. I need to know why. I need to know what it means.
This whole Stepford Wives vibe is mad unnerving. I kind of hate it, which is why i probably wouldn’t do well in the Fifties. That whole feel is mad sus to my modern sensibilities.
He gummed up the works!
His Strucker!
And then, that voice, the babies, the beekeeper, and the reset. What the actual f*ck??? What even is this show? It sucks that the screeners had the third episode to see and we, as the public only got the two. I need to know what hell is going on and they’re being mad stingy about it!
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tuesdayrising · 4 years
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Lair Review for nevvermore #132590
Buckle up, folks, because this review is a doozy! Over 30 dragons, and ALL OF MY LOVE. As is par for the course when we’re talking reviews. ♥
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I absolutely had to start with Morrigan, partly because I wrote her lore for you, and partly because I’m such a sucker for that gold/brown aesthetic. Back in 2017, I was this close to moving to Earth instead of Light, if that tells you anything about my aesthetic preferences. But I also really love that little pop of Shadow around her head! It ties in well to her heritage, and sticks out very neatly!
Plus, she’s ambitious as hell and I adore her for that. ♥
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Blue-green and brown is another outstanding combo, and Silail wears it so very, very well! I don’t know anything else about her beyond the implications in Morrigan’s lore (yes, I did notice they’re sisters!), but I’m in love with her anyhow. She just has this very fluid grace to her, and I also think you picked a perfect skin. Plus, Imperials can be super hard to dress, but you’ve pulled it off so well here! Great work on this gal!
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Akatsuki is a perfect example of a subtle accent taking a dragon to the next level. Without that Trick of the Light skin, I think his mane would look way too flat, making him a lot more dull over all. This skin, though, adds some brightness and depth in a way that works really well! Plus, I love that he looks like a Fire dragon or Fire-adjacent at first glance, but he’s actually got Ice eyes!
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First of all, I love this skin so much. I’ve got it slapped on one of my own Water dragons, and I just adore the way it works. More importantly, though, I’m impressed with how you dealt with Neptune’s tert! Normally, I wouldn’t love Thicket paired with Blue and Teal, but the lantern apparel actually does a huge amount of legwork here. It makes it seem like the green of her tert is actually a result of the lantern’s light, a little bit of ambiance on your deep sea friend. Great work dressing her!
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What can I say about Felix except that he looks SO HUGGABLE? Seriously, I just wanna give him a big hug. That skin is absolutely adorable, and it’s making me like a male snapper, which I find hard to do a lot of the time. The big boy beans are typically not my favorite. But this boy? Best boy.
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I feel like a big chunk of this review is going to be me commenting on your A+ skin and accent usage. Sparkplug is deceptively simple without much apparel, but I really, really like the accent, and the implications it has for a dragon that (I presume) is part of your flight reps. Did she build it herself? What happened that she needed prosthetics? Or is it armor? I’d love to know more!
Also, Lightning unusual eyes are SUCH a pretty shade of blue.
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Again, you’ve got another blue dragon here with a green range tert, but I think I’m fixing on the accent. It’s so cute, all those little shells stuck to Terpsichore, and it makes me wonder if they’re decoration, or if she’s just that lovable to shellfish and can’t bring herself to peel them off. 
Unlike Neptune, who you’ve dressed super well and pulled off an odd tert for, I don’t think I care much for Pistachio paired with Periwinkle and Twilight. That said, I love that you managed to make a purple range secondary look blue for cohesiveness!
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Turns out Artim is NOT wearing Windbound Plumage, like I thought when I first saw him in your lair. That skin is a solid mimic, though, and I really like it. Plus, it adds a lot of depth and color where Artim would otherwise be a little bit flat and boring, so once again, props for your skin usage! I especially like the way it makes it seem like Artim is growing out of the foliage, rather than the foliage growing off of Artim, if that makes sense. He seems very woodsy and very comfortable.
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Sometimes I forget how stinking cute M Faes can be, but Xenon just reminded me PERFECTLY. He’s so swirly and soft and adorable, and I wanna put him in my pocket and take him everywhere! White and Sky make for a classic combo, and that accent makes it look like he’s wayyyyyy up there in the atmosphere, just cruising along. 
Also, the little hints of pink in his wings thanks to Facet add just a touch of extra color and depth. He’s perfect!
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Chaorite is wearing a Ravenhearst skin. That alone means she’s looking absolutely beautiful as hell. That is all. ♥
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I’ll admit I didn’t care for this accent during last year’s Trickmurk, but you’ve made it look great on Ashrah! I can’t decide whether those little fellas are her minions or if they’re pestering her, but I like the way they look on her nonetheless. It’s a shame that purple in the accent isn’t a touch more pink to complement the rosy tones in her primary and tert, but that’s not exactly something you can control.
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Triple Terracotta, especially with PyMorph, is truly *chef’s kiss* and I LOVE HER. Can’t say much else about her, since she doesn’t appear to have lore or apparel or anything, but I love her nonetheless. She’s just prettier than hell.
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Brigit is wearing one of my all time favorite festival skins, AND she’s rocking another classic color combo. She’s also worth a mention for her unusual familiar. I’ve noticed you’re normally pretty good at familiar matching, but the Deepwater Traveler you’ve put on her doesn’t match at all. Is there a lore reason for that, or are you just awakening your familiar ASAP?
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Ooooh, a primal fella! He’s...so bright you can’t avoid looking at him. Honestly, he actually reminds me a little of a paper kite with that skin, like a kite that gained sentience and flew off on its own (but also just wandered because what’s a kite to do when the wind says “NOPE NOT THAT WAY, THIS WAY”?)
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Pretzel is an ABSURDLY cute name for a dragon whose species is known for literally tying themselves in knots out of boredom. And yet again, your skin usage is a blast! Love the blue tones this adds to Pretzel, but it also works awesome with her existing orange colors. She’s very Halloweeny.
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See, this is the power of a good skin or accent. I rarely like triples because they can be kind of boring, even with cool genes. But you’ve taken Phobus to the next level with a complementary accent, and I ADORE IT. The tiny horns it gives him are so cute, and I’m a sucker for florals when it comes down to it. Plus, those little butterflies on the wings are extra cute! He’s just soft and sweet all around.
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A Ravenhearst skin strikes again! I’m not sure how I feel about black and brown together (Sand seems like a shade too brown, where something lighter and a hair closer to the yellows might be nicer with this skin), but at the end of the day, she’s still a lovely, pretty gal. Plus, all the eyes on the skin are like multigaze but more eldritch horror than site-approved cuteness. There could be a lore goldmine there.
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Ahi is SO GOOD. An XYY Bane with complementary colors is no small feat, and I really like how fiery he looks despite being an Ice dragon. Have you considered Skink for him, though? That also has orange accents!
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I’ll confess that I’m writing this lair review BEFORE writing your lore, but I couldn’t help but pick Varrick. He looks every inch a bard, and I really like that you’ve given him a Shabby Cane! Since it blends in with his wing, at first glance, it almost looks like it could be a bow. That works doubly well with his familiar being a Ghosthost Viola!
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Lethe is giving me UNREAL steampunk ghost vibes. Between the apparel and her tert, she strikes me as a Victorian waif with steampunk enhancements come back to haunt whoever tried to make her more automaton than flesh and blood. And do you have lore plans for her? Is Lethe an intentional name? Can she make dragons forget things? I’d love to know more about her!
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Cinder absolutely screams “oh no, sir, it’s such a tragedy my third husband died just like the other two and left me his entire fortune, so terrible, so awful” and it’s making me laugh a little! Not that she’s inherently funny-looking so much as the idea of a murderous widow dragon entertains me A LOT. What are your crimes, Lady Cinder? WHY DID YOU KILL YOUR HUSBANDS...
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You have SO MANY PERMABABIES and of all of them, I think I like Banshee the most. But that’s probably because red is my favorite color, and I think baby pearls are honestly such cuties, even if they do have to spend all that time adding to their pearls in...such a gross way. Ew.
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Green/brown/yellow range dragons are one of the most powerful forces on this site, and Swamp alone is a color with outstanding power. I said what I said, and I’ll stand by it. It makes Medeni a stellar dragon without any lore or apparel.
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I remember when Stained first came out, and I brushed it off as a terrible gene to charge gems for. It was a ripoff, slapping a color overlay on a dragon!
How wrong I was.
Coriolis is a perfect example of how Stained can be used to soften a dragon and given them a lovely, lighter air, and it pairs so well with that accent! She makes me think of that stretch between summer and fall where the colors on the trees are beginning to change, but it’s still warm enough to wear shorts as long as the sun’s out. ♥
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Another triple rescued from a dull life by a good skin! Obviously, the point of this skin is to evoke a prisoner in the Fortress of Ends, but what could Raiju have been imprisoned for? What warrants all the chains and ice? Is it a fair punishment?
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It feels a tiny bit like cheating to pick another dragon I’ve already written for, but I really do adore branch! All the red accents add some cheer to her, and they make her stand out a little more. I think she’d be maybe a little too green otherwise, but you’ve dressed her perfectly! It also makes her seem approachable and warm, which is great for a healer.
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I’m genuinely impressed that you have this little Goat Spiral army, and CiumaObake is my favorite of them all in terms of color. Do you just love baby Spirals with Goat eyes, or is there a lore reason behind this tiny baby army? 
More importantly, is this lair tab just the FR version of corralling a pet or a toddler while yelling “WHAT IS IN YOUR MOUTH”?
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I wasn’t part of FR when this skin came out and I am JEALOUS because it looks so nice on Mist! It’s extra frosty and pretty, with that tiny nosy hint on the rose and wings that makes me think she’s looking at a sunrise. She seems very warm and approachable despite the classic Ice aesthetic, and I think she’s outstanding without a drop of apparel.
Plus, you’ve done wonders with yet another triple!
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Vedette is getting a mention for that skin alone. It’s so odd-looking in the best way, and I would love to see if you have lore reasons for his appearance! Is he a mutated Gaoler, or is he another creature entirely?
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Between that skin and her Speedy familiar, Lusa is really rocking that threateningly pale witch aesthetic. I’m not sure I’d like to meet her in a dark alley. Or even a well-lit alley, to be honest. She’s vaguely menacing in a great way!
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I see you, Bill Cipher. I see you.
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And last but not least, Mr. Unnamed, living in your projects tab. He’s got some GREAT colors, and I can’t help but see the potential in him! Using Veined with that Sunset tert could really give him a magmatic sort of appearance. I’d love to see what your ultimate plans for him are!
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smokeybrand · 4 years
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This Is Gonna Be A Gas
The MCU is back! F*ck, was it a long drought, man. It’s no secret that i am a total Marvel shill and going a full year without even an inkling of Marvel cinema has been incredibly trying for me. To be honest, i think we needed the gap year, though. Infinity War and Endgame was a lot and i think jumping right back in, only a few months later with Black Widow, would have let he fatigue set in to comfortably for the normies. As grueling a wait it was, this break was good for the overall health of the franchise. That said, f*cking WandaVision has dropped and i am frothing at the mouth to get into it! These first two episodes are out today and i wanted to give my initial impressions. Obviously, an entire review will be on it’s way after the show ends, but i just so starved fr that good Marvel content, i can’t help but overanalyze. Phase Four is officially underway!
I immediately recognized the Bewitched reference. I grew up watching these as a kid because my pops loved them. It’s kind of uncanny how faithfully they were able to recreate this type of show in the modern day. Like, it’s spot f*cking on!
But that canned laughter, tho!
Paul Bettany and Elizabeth Olsen are fantastic as Vision and Wanda. I’ve always been a fan of these two as their respective character on film but i their romance came across as forced. I know that, in the comics, they have this epic romance until, you know, Wanda murdered him. They never really had the opportunity to show it until WandaVision and they are using every second to their fullest potential.
Who the f*ck is Ralph and why is h so terrible??
Kathryn Hahn as “Agnes” was fantastic. Look, Bettany and Olsen are exceptional in their roles but, they’ve been playing them for years, but Hahn has come through, stealing all of her scenes. I love this character so much and hope he becomes a proper force in the MCU going forward.
Retro Star toaster commercial!
F*cking Kitty Foreman!
Boy, thee is this undercurrent of straight up malevolence. Like, when that dude started choking and Kitty just kept repeating “Stop it”? F*cking yikes! I don’t know if we’re skewing Mephisto for the big bad in Phase for or setting him up for later, but there is a very sinister pule to this overly saccharine fever dream.
Those closing credits are f*cking gorgeous!
The two beds, tho!
That animated intro for episode two was spot f*cking on!  I also like how the stars formed the points of a hexagram, the visual cue for Wanda’s hex powers in the comic.
This very strategic placement of red through these episodes is rather intriguing to me. I need to know why. I need to know what it means.
This whole Stepford Wives vibe is mad unnerving. I kind of hate it, which is why i probably wouldn’t do well in the Fifties. That whole feel is mad sus to my modern sensibilities.
He gummed up the works!
His Strucker!
And then, that voice, the babies, the beekeeper, and the reset. What the actual f*ck??? What even is this show? It sucks that the screeners had the third episode to see and we, as the public only got the two. I need to know what hell is going on and they’re being mad stingy about it!
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