#give us nothinggggggg

[trans-lunarinjection]

I really love when the us coverage of the olympics tries so so hard to focus on the us participants even when it makes no sense. "Ohhh our best guy is in 15th place will he make the bronze??"

[fizzlehead]

GODDDD i just miss being able to watch new episodes of riverdale live and have FUN with them. i remember watching the josie and the pussycats episode in my tiny single dorm room with like 5 of my friends packed onto my twin bed and when archie kissed kevin on the cheek we all ERUPTED in a screaming fit. and then a few weeks later we all did the same thing with the next to normal episode and again like when charles burst into the room singing we stood up and cheered like our sports team had just scored a touchdown or whatever. and even though i didn’t really like s6 very much it STILL had moments like these in the majority of episodes. but now every week i watch it alone in my bed on my laptop and i spend the entire time brain rottingly bored at best and genuinely upset and angry at worst. like what happened i miss riverdale!!!! :(

[mystuffynose]

YESS GIRL GIVE US NOTHINGGGGGGG

[threephantomrey]

need to say something:

now that a new Scooby Doo series with real monsters being at the forefront of it and doing something new with the formula has just been announced can people PLEASEEEEE not make this about the HBO show or about the 2 movies with “can’t have real monsters” mandate. can we please not mention them when we are talking about GGMM. the reason why i am kindly asking this is because we are talking about a BRAND NEW show that has NOTHINGGGGGGG to do with the previous show or those two movies. i know people and even myself have said that Go Go Mystery Machine gives 13 Ghosts vibes, but the show is obviously not at all related to that or to any other Scooby Doo media. it’s a different show. every time a new Scooby Doo related thing is announced, i don’t want to hear about that 2023 show and how much people still hate it, i do not care about that show im tired of hearing about it. every time a new Scooby Doo related thing with real monsters is announced, i don’t want to hear people saying “oh it finally has real monsters unlike 13th Ghost or Return To Zombie Island because those movies SUCKED ASS” i’m tired of people using every opportunity to bring up these movies just to hate on them/throw shade at them. please, let’s just talk about the new show and what we think it’ll be like and make silly jokes about it giving 13 Ghosts vibes.

[koheletgirl]

guillermo for the ask game!

GUILLERMO

favorite thing about them: oh god. well if i had to choose one thing. that he's a little fucked up in the head actually. i dont like when people act like guillermo is the show's straight man (ha) - i mean sometimes he is, but a lot of the times he's just as selfish and evil and unreasonable as the rest of them. and i love that for him

least favorite thing about them: that he hasn't left yet. or i guess he finally did, but yk. specifically i think he should have walked out after freddie and never come back.

favorite line: the only reason. you're alive. is because i. let. you. live.

brOTP: NADJA. give us guillermo and nadja's girlboss adventures in london please please you're nothinggggggg

OTP: *sigh* we'll have to see how that goes right? i mean im lying i still ship nandermo. i just really need the writers to not fuck them up.

nOTP: uhhh i mean obviously don't ship him with nadja or the guide. also i do think once he gets turned he and laszlo should fuck at least once but i dont really like them as a couple

random headcanon: he's a theater kid. it's pretty much canon but to me it's a whole thing. and i believe in the musical episode i know it's coming. 🪬

unpopular opinion: he is worse than nandor!!! "i could fix him" says the mam who's worse - that's them!! i could talk more about this but it isn't really that important it's just a silly pet peeve of mine, when ppl act as if nandor is more evil than him. guillermo is worse and i love him for that

song i associate with them: sooo many cxg songs. he's very rebecca bunch coded to me. also, the outsider by marina.

favorite picture of them:

[id: a screencap of guillermo from the wwdits episode "sunrise, sunset". he is smiling slyly at the camera. /end id]

[thegeminisage]

squeezing in an hour of zelda before i have to take mom 2 the dentist 😤

first things first i must kill with fire the redead i fled from last night. rip

i love that i get my arrows back when i do this lol

i feel like the game was steering me towards electricity but i have more fire stuff so i'll keep using it as long as it works

admittedly. this is a little less daunting in broad daylight

i am Not ready to do more quest stuff. i think i AM ready to get my next memory. and also to get away from the redeads!!!!!

snow boots. rito clothes. im bracing myself.

you know what fuck it. i can EASILY make it to this memory but let's see if i can't make it to the final tower. i want my map filled in!

oh dear it's been snowed in lol

aw a little underground river. idk i love to river raft in this game. feels like an amusement park ride every time

i made it inside! LAST OOONE

ah man. and now of course i know where i must land. idk if i'm ready!!!!!!!!!! but i'm doing it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well. here i am. i'm gonna frow up

IM GONNA FROW UP

HE'S DOING THE KNEELING THING FROM OOT IM GONNA HUUUURL

REAFFIRMATION OF THE 100 YEAR MALE LORE...GIRL WHAT

ok wait. when the zonai appeared here long ago...girl this is BREAKING the LORE

a hyrulean woman IS IT HYLIAN OR HYRULEAN??? COME ON

did ganondorf just microaggress them lol

turning on his heel like that was sexy

rauru is not maybe being the most kind here. maybe if the ~hyrulean~ king treated me like that i'd kill his wife too.

THAT MAN'S HEART HOLDS MANY DARK AMBITIONS DID YOU SEE THE MAN WITH THE EVIL EYES I CAN SENSE THAT MAN'S EVIL INTENTIONS I'M GONNA THROW UPPPPP

GIRL HELP MEEEEEEE

oh my god they literally start talking shit about his demonic nature as soon as he leaves. I'D KILL HIS WIFE TOO!!!

the irony of the king believing zelda this time when he didn't in oot and it changes NOTHINGGGGGGG

even his name gives me pause. EVEN HIS NAME GIVES ME PAUSE. EVEN HIS NAME

ok. i'm done. i'm here. i'm n

I'M NOT NORMAL ZELDA IS YELLING AT ME!!!!!!! GIRL I'M COMING TO FIND YOU WHAT?

SHE'S CRYING OH MY GODDDDDD

another memory...oh god oh my god the big one i know it's the big one oh my fuckingggg god

oh jesus i already got the shrine there i can just Go???

i'm gonna THROW UP!!!

to be honest i was gonna space these out. i was gonna get ten, fifty, a hundred more koroks before i did this. but there is No Way

two cutscenes so close together though...feels unbelievably decadent.

ok. im bracing myself. AAAAAAAAAAA

YOOOOO these flashbacks

did mineru's SOUL just go into the sheikah slate???? what was that fire poe looking thing?

NOT THE BOTW TRAILER MUSICCCCCC

SHE

JUST

SWALLOWED

IT

ok. so.

i welled up and then genuinely started ugly sobbing

like her theme came in and i was being so strong but like how much the transformation obviously like, pained her - physically and mentally - literally lost herself

and then you see her in the sky 10k years later, still lost. ten THOUSAND years we can't even comprehend that amount of time she has suffered so much and she is so brave and i love her more than anything shes my best babygirl

and the final memory site now surrounded by silent princesses?? fuck me up. fuck

bro. i am sitting here in shocked devastation. i need to lie down for 10,000 years

[happykeanu]

YESS LANDO GIVE US NOTHINGGGGGGG

[woozi]

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[alloveroliver]

Advice from a human female friend? Is she sure we friends. SPOILER FOR THE CHAT She doesn't want us with Hi, and warns against Sol T-T. I keep forgetting she doesn't know that MC is like part demon. Also I said, "I get the feeling I know Hi better than you." At the end. Share the other option if you chose it pls. She gives me MAJOR Echo girl vibes, with a dash of Glam. She's more annoying than Echo girl sadly. I'm scared cause other anon said she's bad for the fourth day and tomorrow is the fourth day

She really is out here thinking her shit dont stink. She srysly thinks she's hot stuff when shes nothinggggggg ajkzmwjsjsjjs. Hi has told her to her face inFONT of us that he isn't interested in her. But she still acts like its gonna happen---- OH I JUST HAD THE BEST YANDERE IDEA WITH HER!!!!

Anyway, we're a sex demon so keep scrolling Sujee.

[galazry-moved]

Rant

Ahh parents

they love to say that we as their children must respect them

but ironically they don't respect us

so when we give them what they deserve they scold us

I'm just gonna call my grandma out here

my earliest memory of her was her calling me get this a devil or in our native tongue 'setan'

now technically this is a ya kno bad parenting ( well in this case grand parenting)

I mean calling a freakin what 7-9 year old a devil? hahaha oh wow

and ya ever wonder why I don't like you that much

oh it doesnt stop there

i remember when i was playing with my cousins we were like what little kids do jumped on the bed and my little brother fell down on the edge and cried so me being the older sibbling hop on over to the edge where my brother fall but as soon as I landed my grandma came bursting through the door saw my brother on the floor crying his balls out and me standing on the edge above my brother and without a word she went to me and well I dont exactly remember what she did but I know for the fact that she either hit me or pull my ear

and that time I was thinking well this isnt fair I didnt do anything why did I get punished I only wanted to help

and this folks is why I dont help ANY of my family members cause I'm too afraid they'll fxcking scold at me

and let me see oh yes have I told you that she's sexist ? yup

I mean that's not surprising since she is old

but get this haha

When I laze around she calls me lazy but when my brother laze around you know what she does? ignore him

pfft very funny

also yesterday we went grocery shopping and when we arrived home my brother ( with my baby brother's water bottle in one hand and his phone in the other) walked straight into the house and I carried all 4 of the grocery bags AND YA KNO WHAT MY GRANDMA DID??? NOTHINGGGGGGG

and today the same scenario happened only I was the one who walked straight into the house ( I have a box of cake and a water bottle in hand) and I was gonna go out again to take the groceries BUT MY FXCKING GRANDMA SAW MY BROTHER WITH A HEAVY BAG AND SOME GROCERY BAGS AND YA KNO WHAT SHE DID???

YEP SHE CALLED ME A LAZY ASS

AND I WAS SO DONE SO FXCKING DONE I ACTUALLY ALMOST BLEW A FUSE

I ALMOST CALLED HER OUT RIGHT THERE AND THEN

I just URGHHHH

AND NOT ONLY THAT

APPARENTLY MY AC REMOTE IS BROKEN BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES IVE REPLACED ITS BATTERY IT STILL DOESNT WORK

well my mother have told me many times to replace the batteries and I did AND AFTER A FEW DAYS IT DIDNT WORK

AND JUST NOW SHE TOLD ME TO REPLACE THE BATTERIES AND I WAS BOUT TO TELL HER THESE ARE BRAND NEW BATTERIES THAT I TOOK FROM A NEW PACK OF BATTERIES AND SHE CUT ME OFF BEFORE I COULD SAY ANYTHING SAYING THAT I SHOULD LISTEN TO OTHERS MORE AND THAT " kamu tuh ngeyel bgt ya dengerin orang tua ngomong saja kgk mau " AND I WAS SO PISSED

IN MY HEART I REALLY WANT TO CALL OUT THESE PEOPLE BUT IF I DO THAT MAN THINGS ARE GONNA GET UGLY

so yall parents ever wonder why we dont talk to you that much and why we love talking to our peers more??? THAT IS WHY BECAUSE YALL SONS OF XXXXXXXX DONT WANNA LISTEN