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mabel pines #1 hater
#gravity falls#bill cipher#mabel pines#gf nevermind all that#mabel pines is the nicest girl you've met in that if a guy is bothering you in the bar she will beat his ass so bad he can't see#mabel pines will talk you through your panic attack#mabel pines will fight tooth and god damn nail to keep you from calling your shitty ex back#mabel pines will actually go . a bit too far trying to keep you from calling your ex back#perhaps she is a bit TOO invested in the lives and happiness of others#oh fuck oh no wait mabel pines you've gone to far#you're not prioritizing your own relationships and well being mabel pines oh fcuk oh no#wait maybe it's a bad thing that a 12 year old girl has to give her 60 yr old grunkle love advice#maybe a kid shouldn't be the one giving her adult uncle therapy oh noooooo#what the fuckkkkkk#stump art
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"I can see dead people." He mentions with a shrug, using the chopsticks to fish more noodles into his mouth.
Dick stares at him. "Huh."
"Is that why you help?" He asks, getting more spring rolls.
"Yeah. Once someone becomes a ghost, word gets out quick, and they come to me. Always tatling about unfairness and justice." The kid waves the words around, rolling his eyes.
Dick just pretens to he uninterested, despite his mind racing at the new info. He is piecing past moments together, every shadow leaping away, every note with tips, leads and—
Huh.
"Do you... like it? Doing all that?" Richard approaches thus carefully, brows furrowed at the kid opposite of him.
Danny moves his head, giving a 'so-so' answer. "It's not much to like, I can see ghosts, and they know it and use it. If it brings them to peace or whatever– well, that's just a plus."
Dick stares. He places his chopsticks down and looks at Danny worried.
In turn, the kid sighs. "Sometimes gifts become curses the longer you have it."
And Dick understands.
Mind made up, he throws a pair of keys at the kid, watching fondly as the other catches them with confusion.
"Next time use these, instead of entering through the window."
Danny mock-salutes with a shit eating grin. "Yes, Officer grayson."
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#fic prompt#writing prompt#dc x dp prompt#dick really got a kid now huh#dick: oh wow how did you get in here#danny: *fist down a cereal box and cheeks syuffed full eith food* wdym#he annoys dick during his police hours#he doesnt even blink twice when he later catches him tyring to sneak in as nightwing#dick got the most chill kid ever#dick telling bruce of how easy danny is: :D#dick then finding out about every horrifying and downright traumatic wvent in ddannys past: D:#hes calling connie raven and black canary#for the ghosts and much needed therapy#dick abt danny: what a good kid!#dick abt danny after: oh god youre traumatsied#he's parenting so hard he should get an award#tbf danny gives him a makeshift trophy with “best officer pops.ever” in glittery pen
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i like this guy hes funny
#lmk fanart#mk lmk#lmk mk#lmk qi xiaotian#lego monkie kid#lmk xiaotian#lego monkey kid fanart#lmk#dunno im like reqatching this series for a third time#i love this man please give him therapy
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I am absolutely delighted with the scene of Uiui lying on Yuji's shoulder, looking so calm and friendly. He doesn't deserve to be under Meimei's toxic and manipulative guardianship 😭😭😭😭
#a friend on twitter said that MeiMei should die and Itfs adopt uiui as their son#similar to what stsg did in aus lol#(someone give this kid a therapy session)#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#megumi fushiguro#jjk spoilers#fushiguro megumi#itafushi#itadori yuji#fushiita#yuji itadori#ui ui#ui ui jjk#mei mei
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#if any of my lstwt oomfs find this im shooting myself#lifesteal shipping#lssmp shipping#lssmp#princezam#wemmbu#zammbu#angsts art#i turned them into my ocs atp the pnly thing that my interpretation of them only shares their personality and dynamic#saying that i rhink i deserve to draw ls zammbu as a little trear#treat*#but id rather die rhan draw uu zammbu for many reasons#anyway. ROBOT ZAM AND DEMON WEMMBU!#i have a bunch of hcs for them#basically wemmbu was created in a similiar way that most demons do#from the nightmares of children! its the same case with clown and therefore theyre both a similiar type of demons#they basically have a comstant area effect depending on their own self that effects the people around them#wemmbu drives people mad and clown makes everyone terrified#zam was a past therapy robot in a psych ward until he got extremely beaten up and then thrown out and thrn later found by clown and restored#by branzy#also wemmbu's star thingies are what allowed him to get into ls by giving minute (possibly the same person who had nightmares of him as a#kid) and minute having them in ls allowed wemmbu to sneak in#zam was brought in by clown because 'thats my son' I LOV FAMILIAL MEDIEVAL DUO#oh yeah this was a zammbu drawing uhm OBJECTUM WEMMBU JUMPSCARE? IDK!#my wemmbu design looks so fucking stupid without details but its ok i still love my cat wemmbu
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Maybe the poison drips through
Succession 4x10 “With Open Eyes”
#succession#kendall roy#roman roy#siobhan roy#shiv roy#logan roy#tHE ENDING??? THE FINALE?? YALL....#it was perfect but also sad but bittersweet but also poignant im#MANY THOUGHTS HEAD FULL#i honestly love how open ended it was#also i love drawing people upside down so#obligatory upsidedown post haha#they really said lets give the roy kids one happy moment and then fuck them over huh#erio art#erio stuff#i am in the camp of kendall gets therapy (actual useful therapy)#roman gets to live his life w/out burden#pls i feel so bad for shiv it feels like she took one for the team#all her brothers were free of their shackles#but ironically shiv who started as an outsider became trapped instead..#THIS FINALE WAS JUST SO GOOD UGH
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What if after crawling out of the harbor Kaz made sure he knew how to swim, and how to swim with extra weight, because he didn't ever want to rely on someone or something else if he ended up in the water again.
It's one of the things that started the rumors that Dirtyhands wasn't human. Fisherman would see him walk out to the docks in the dead of winter, fully clothed in his coat and all, and then dive into the water, no matter how rough it was. They all assumed that he was dead, because no one ever saw him get out of the water, yet he was always back the next day.
They assumed that he would stop when he broke his leg and started using a cane. But he didn't. They watched the scrawny kid, cloaked in mercher black clothes and a heavy wool coat, limp down the dock, take a deep breath, and jump in the water again.
At some point someone suggested he might be a tidemaker, but no one ever saw him control any water. He'd just dive in. And it's widely known that he wouldn't have made it this far in life if he was using tidemaker powers visibly. So they all just assumed that Kaz Brekker was a non-human entity incapable of dying.
#my headcanons#six of crows headcanons#six of crows#kaz brekker#kazzle dazzle#let me clarify#this doesn't mean that he doesn't have panic attacks when he gets in the water#actually they're probably worse than they would be if he hadn't done this#but he views them as weakness#and taught himself how to at the least keep his head above water with them#because you can't tell me that Kaz Brekker wouldn't be the type of person to force himself to push off a panic attack until he was alone#and there were in fact plenty of times#especially in the beginning#where someone saw a kid flailing in the water and had to pull him out before he drowned#he simply threatened them into not talking about it#idk#i just know nothing about this man is healthy#lets give him another bad coping mechanism:#forced exposure therapy
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I wish the ultimatum had a period where the couples go to therapy
#because marriage is a HUGE step and you shouldn’t take it lightly and sometimes I feel like they get caught up in the moment they don’t thin#of the future. specially if it means raising kids and everything that’s a huge commitment and I el like a therapist could be a great way to#help them shape the path they are looking for#they don’t even have to show it on camera just…. let them go to therapy and talk about how it helped#but netflix and reality shows don’t really give a shit about these people so that would never happen 🤷♀️🤷♀️#AnYways Chile Mal and Sam my beloved they have not done anything wrong ever my beloveds#this is so messy bro I eat this shit up#the ultimatum queer love#the ultimatum
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my favorite sunset trio moments (s3-5) 💛🧡❤️ (SEASON 5 SPOILERS)
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SILLY SIBLINGS!!! I WILL NOT SHUT UP NOW THE WRITERS GAVE ME WHAT I CRAVED FOR!!!! THE BROTHERS EVER (this scene broke me so much dude you guys have no idea I cried as hard as I did seeing them interact when episodes 7-10 happened)
finding out your lil brother is a bit of a theorist hehe
he literally gut punched him for scaring/threatening MK I love Wukong so much 🧡
"WUKOONNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!"
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THAT WAS A DRAGON HAT?? DO YOU THINK ABOUT HOW HE HESITATED MORE FOR JUST THE DISTRACTION BUT THE FACT THAT MAYBE IT REMINDED HIM OF AO BING-💥💥💥
RAAAGGHHH THE SIBLINGS!! hitting your brother and running away IMAGINEEE-
PLEASE WHAT IS THEIR DUO NAME MK AND NEZHA ARE SO UNDER APPRECIATED!!! MIDDLE CHILD YOUNGEST CHILD!!!
AUGGHSHDF THIS SCENE!!! THIS SCENE GOT TO ME SO BAD OHHH MY GOODNESS ADHSJDNFJFGGG HE STOPPED THEIR FIGHT AND THE WAY THEY *BOTH* HESITATE/STOP ASUSHDHF
THIS ENTIRE SEGMENT HE ACTUALLY LISTENS TO MK I LOVE THESE 3 SO MUCH
some royalty duo shenanigans hehehe
and my overall favorite screenshots of them!! 💛🧡❤️ they're sibling coded and now that I've seen all of season 5 I won't shut up about them so expect a LOT more content mostly on them ^_^
#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#lmk nezha#lmk sun wukong#lmk mk#SUNSET TRIO#lmk season 5#lmk season 5 spoilers#lego monkie kid spoilers#lego monkie kid season 5#lego monkie kid s5#lmk season five#sunset trio propaganda#RAAAGGHHH THEM!!!!!#therapists hate them! THEY GIVE FREE THERAPY TO MILLIONS!#(I am millions)#lmk#I promised my YouTube following that I'd make a compilation of them#so expect that soon (maybe)#monkie kid season 5#WE RESPECT WILDBRAIN IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!!!#I love Wildbrain cause in some of these screenshots they perfectly cut out Macaque for me#I don't hate him he just isn't sunset trio y'know??#sunburst duo#royalty duo#found family#they're siblings your honor#the brothers ever#watch monkie kid#lmk sunset trio
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Some controversial thoughts about the Peachyville Horror
I've been seeing how everyone is reacting to Francis's moment in the bathroom in this latest episode (episode 7) and I thought I might as well add one more.
Francis is someone who is mentally unstable, yes. I think this is something we can all agree with. He's surrounded by people who seem to either enable his actions in one way or another or they're on a list of people he keeps which we can only assume is something like a hit list. He's been looked down on by his parents, bullied by his peers, and generally just beat down by everyone around him including himself at this point. Then he won that trophy. That's where everything shifts. He's the one to take it home and it's obvious that by how Will was describing that trophy, something about it had negative energy.
⚠️Now I get into some gory details in this next part so fair warning ⚠️
Now, Francis had his dream and suddenly became violent to an extent that he would joke about it and people would feel threatened. Relistening to episode 5, he threatened a man after scooping his eyes out with an ice cream scoop by kicking him in the balls and then grabbing his eyeballs and threatening to squeeze them. Now, I get it this is a horror comedy podcast but if we are gonna analyze a character I'm taking everything into account and really this is the first and really an extremely violent thing for a person to do, especially when this is the first actions he's been known to take.
Getting the gun and instantly he seemed to know exactly what he "needed" to do. On a dime, the Francis we knew just a few episodes ago was already so different.
Now that brings us to the bathroom scene. People have been saying it was a mental "snap" or "break" which doesn't line up, like how most others have pointed out that this was something that was premeditated. He planned out this whole thing and followed through with it. And to those who think he did this so Shane wouldn't bother him anymore, he didn't see Francis at all through the whole attack, which yes, Francis could go back and claim he did it but I still this it's important to note we don't know if Shane will believe him.
That being said, with every increasingly violent act that Francis had done up to that point it made sense within the confines of his world. It was in his character that things have played out this way so far. And really I think it's going to make for a really interesting character arc. He isn't going to to be a character that we have seen before, which when we just had a season of teens that were just coming into themselves Anthony is getting his chance to get his character in, and it is a horror series. This doesn't make any of the actions acceptable by any means and this should not encourage people to romanticize any of the actions he does. There is a way to like a character and not romanticize their actions, some of these posts remind me of posts of people romanticizing real murderers and shooters, which is rather disturbing.
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Francis suddenly got violent after bringing the trophy home, having a dream after being under his teacher's bed for 4 hours, and now he's suddenly he's on a bloody rampage and those around him are either enablers or in his line of fire and that's an interesting new character to think about. But don't romanticize that shit.
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• Another idea I saw floating around was that Francis got switched with his reflection in the trophy, which I love the idea of this one. It can keep the idea of mental health slightly but it brings the story back into it. But, I understand that even without evil trophies, people like Francis exist in our world.
• Also having him practice with his bully's face as the target was really the warning. I personally didn't know the scene was going to be that graphic but now looking back I get the horror side of the podcast now. As someone who lives in America it was something that shocked me the first time listening to it, knowing that the usual stuff that the guys bring up I can laugh off. This scene most definitely felt different and I'm sure that it's going to be a huge turning point for a lot of things.
#peachyville spoilers#the peachyville horror#peachyville horror#peachyville#dndads the peachyville horror#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndaddies#dndads s3#francis farnsworth#I just wanted to talk about him I think tbh#I have thoughts on the other three too but this post was already too long#Francis is gonna be really interesting but I can already tell I'm gonna be so traumatized by him 😭#give the kid a hug#take his gun away too 😭#and maybe some therapy#anyways#thanks for reading#ok have a good day
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Monke
#my art#lmk#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#lmk monkey king#lmk sun wukong#illustration#art#monkie kid fanart#lmk fanart#fanart#digital art#I didnt think lego would give us a depressed sun wukong but here we are#i love him hes a great character#he should go to therapy withnpuss in boots and Reigen arataka#simiart
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Crazy ahh albino peacock
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#no im not leaving the fandom :'))#recently ive been rewatching many of my childhood movies...#including kfp 2#oh boy lord shen really isn’t scared of scaring kids huh?#kpf#idk kfp had a fandom before ngl#kung fu panda#kung fu panda 2#kung fu panda fanart#lord shen#lord shen fanart#give this peacock sum therapy plz 😭🙏
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Me: (as a kid/teen seeing a teen protagonist fighting against crazy odds and fighting for their lives to save the world) So cool, I wish I could be there.
Me: (as an adult seeing these kid/teen protagonists fighting against crazy odds and fighting for their lives to save the world) Yea… I wish I was there… so I can beat the crap out of whoever gave the okay for these kids to do this! They are children!
#shitpost#yes I’m aware it’s fiction#but yea#after becoming an adult you start to realize how f***ed this is#give these kids therapy and blankets
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Shadow Monkie
#lego monkie kid#lego monkie king#my edit#give me back my kids#edit#needs therapy#i ate my grandma#lmk mk#hehehe#lmk tang#lmk macaque
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I know she calls him father in canon, but let me have my familial issues! When I'm going through it, she's going through it!
#she was just a kid#she's 14 damnit#where is her healthy adult figure#Fakir gets to have 2 good adults in his life#why can't he just let her have one#she shouldn't have gone into the story#she should have gone to therapy#i wanna give her a hug#princess tutu#ptutu#image description in alt
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Conner and bizarro finally meet
on a random lonely day in the Kansas country side, Conner is rocking in a rocking chair reading a book lex got him. it's a big fat comic collection about this guy who works with the FDA for some reason and he's honestly just enthralled. there's a whoosh sound and suddenly Jason and bizarro appear, Jason has his arm over the shoulder of bizarro as he waves over to Conner. Conner is pretty confused who the other guy is.
Conner: hi Jason, who's with you?
Jason: oh this is bizarro, he's kind of my son.
Conner: since when?
Jason: since ages, lex basically was going to kill him but we accidentally broke him out of his containment. long story short he's here he's my son.
bizarro: *waves* bye! I'm bizarro
Conner: hi bizarro
Jason: don't mind him he's words are a bit backwards, something about the programming didn't quite work. all negative verbs and such are positives and all positives are negatives. we are working on it right buddy?
bizarro: I'm resting on it!
Jason: speech therapy is hard, he's perfectly normal he just has some mixed up brain functions. lex actually managed to reverse alot of the degenerative disease problems, so you know bizarro is just struggling with a few things. he's doing way better than before though right buddy?
bizarro: I'm not fine, I'm doing bad! red is doing a bad job
Jason: aw, thanks. I try, we really have to work on the negative verbs, but it's fine we can try again later. anyway I wanted you to meet your brother bizarro!
Conner: *holds out hand* nice to meet you bizarro, what do you like to do?
bizarro: I hate… reading books and watching movies, it’s not fun.
Conner: oh! I love reading books, I have some if you want one.
bizarro: I’m not interested, I hate reading. No thanks!
Conner: wait here I’ll go get one!
Conner runs into the house to go grab some books, he didn’t really know he had a brother but this was kinda cool. Even if it came out of nowhere.
Conner: I have.. Julia Gillard’s cookbook, pride and prejudice, moby dick, and.. bionicules? Honestly I don’t think I’ll read them again so you can have them, my gift!
Bizarro looks at Conner and smiles, he takes the books and starts reading them on the floor of the patio.
Jason: I know I should have called you, but we never have the chance to meet up.
Conner: it’s fine, honestly. I was just reading some comics, been a long week. Just wanted to soak up some sun, since Lex was nagging me about it.
Jason: Lex??
Conner: oh I didn’t tell you, yeah we are kinda trying to fix things between us. I think it has something to do with the whole kryptonite induced cancer, thing. He surprisingly actually does not mean any harm to me, it's so weird.
Jason: damn, even Lex of all people is trying to mend his relationships. Never thought I’d see the day.
Conner: oh it was weird, he came up to the house and actually apologised to me. Lex. APOLOGISED
Jason: NO WAY, I don’t believe you *crosses arms*
Connor: I wish I had it on tape, but no he did. It was so weird, then he told me he actually was pregnant with me.
Jason: wait… *murmurs* when would that have been.
Conner: oh a couple years ago as I’m about 4-5 now.
Jason: oh yeah he did basically disappear for a whole year one year, kinda thought he had some sort of horrible injury or assassin on his tail. Didn’t really think he was having you?
Connor: honestly I would not know, because again didn’t exist yet.
Jason: that’s actually around the time bizarro was made actually, well a year or 2 beforehand.
Connor: yeah makes sense, wait. bizarro is older than me?
bizarro: I'm younger than other superman.
Connor: true I do think your older than me, does lex keep saying anything about dissolving DNA to you guys?
Jason: on yeah that's what originally happened to biz over here, right buddy?
bizarro: me DNA re- reconsti- reconstituted.
Connor: oh damn, that most be why he is motherhen'ing so bad. "you really should be checking for it every 2 weeks" as lex says to me fortnightly now. ugh annoying.
Jason: really? guess I'll take his advice that does unironically sound like a good idea. Connor, well this has been nice. but we have to go or we are going to miss family dinner. see ya
Connor: honestly nice that you dropped by, nice to meet you bizarro!
bizarro: hi other superman!
Connor: you can call me Kon if you like
bizarro: hi Kon!
Connor: see you both enjoy the books! I'm sure bizarro will enjoy them
Jason: oh totally pride and prejudice is my favourite, I was looking for a copy for biz actually it's a wonderful gift, nice seeing you! see you next time for the space pirates?
Connor: always, those fucking space pirates though
bizarro: I love space pirates, they are the best
Connor: lol you're so right, bye guys!!
bizarro + Jason: bye!!!!
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#-pop#bizarro#dc comic#red hood and the outlaws#Jason todd#batfamily#superfam#superboy#superfamily#kon el#connor kent#kon el kent#kon kent#kon el superboy#the comic Connor is reading is Chew lol#also Jason 100% has been doing speech therapy with bizarro he sits down everyday and helps him read things out and pronounce it right#he struggles but he's doing great! he almost dissolved into nothing though.#he's like 5-7 years old give him a break he's a kid#he did become incredibly smart for a period but again he was still like 4-5 mentally a smart 4-5 year old is smart. then his DNA dissolved#he's like Connor they are way way younger than they physically are and don't have the life experience yet#Connor is a mix of comics Connor and young justice tv show#he's just more laidback then hyper or angry he grew out of his baby faze as he was like 6-7 months old when they broke him out of Cadmus#bizarro is chill he's cool. he hangs around Jason literally all day
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