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Rockstar! Merthur au :D
#Their still immortal husbands tho duh#merthur#give me headcannons#i think they sound like jeff buckley and arctic mo keys#bbc merlin#bbc merthur
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remus was james’s gay awakening (he’s the casanova of gryffindor tower, so duh)
sirius was james’s gay ‘confirmation’ (they kissed once, and james knew he wasn’t straight)
then james said hmmmm I want a combination of both, and ended up with regulus.
#he said give me looks and trauma of sirius#but sarcasm and book vibe of remus#smoosh them together#and wow I AM SO GAY#it’s love your honour#love story#jegulus#starchaser#regulus black#james potter#remus lupin#sirius black#marauders headcannons
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good luck, babe! 🍻✨
this one is for tha girl lovers out there 🫶 ily
#macdennis#macden#mac mcdonald#ronald mcdonald#iasip mac#Dennis Reynolds#iasip Dennis#iasip#it’s always sunny in philadelphia#it’s always sunny#it’s always sunny in philly#iasip fanart#iasip genderbend#fanart#illustration#art#my art#give me ur headcannons for the goyls I beg
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...c'mere pap lovers, I brought you food~! /j
(I will make headcannons for the Papy's soon I promise)
Big love to the creators of Swapfell and Fellswap 🫶
#my art#undertale au#swapfell papyrus#fellswap papyrus#caycantdoodle#My headcannons to come teehee#I love these two vm i swear it#they make me facepalm and giggle#kicking my feet#wanna hang out with them#argue over stupid shit#video games maaaan#they would so be fun playing games together#imagine lethal company with these two#you'd never meet quota#honestly these were just fun warmups of them to try and draw them.#i hope to like#explore designs for them both in the future to give them some character#love giving them fashion statements
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So like. Where do the ninja get money to u know. Buy stuff. Like food. Or clothes. Or the video games they play. Or the comic books.
#give me ur hc that’s what im asking#then again….ninja do have a reputation for stealing and being thieves#hhhhmmmmm#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#dragons rising#ninjago dr#Ninjago hc#ninjago headcanons#headcannons#hc
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before i mentioned cat villain! reader being friends w/ benefits with other villains right
just thinking
the batfam are awfully fixated on fixing reader a lot. they want you to stop your kleptomaniac ways. for you not to hurt people for the sake of your ideals.
i feel like it’s only with other villains where reader can truly be themselves and not be judged
which would make for some interesting dynamic where yes, they could be given a chance at redemption and be with the people they love.
but on the other hand, there are also these people who don’t care if you’re the worst of the worst as long as you’re with them. they’ll accept you for who you are and more.
like whenever you propose taking down someone(admittedly corrupt/evil) through violent means, the boys would most likely be like “hot but no.”
but your villain buddies would be like “that’s so hot, yes!!”
they’re just unequivocally devoted and supportive of what you and who you are that they’d be literally disappointed if you act in a way that isn’t you (but still love you anyhow)
like if reader is usually very prideful and greedy for example
maybe you worked with a friend for a heist and they ask to keep all of the money cause they either need it or will be using it for future projects together
but naur reader is like “uh no.”
but then villain friend continues to insist.
and reader goes “i’m keeping half and nothing less. and by nothing less that means stealing all of your share if you refuse.”
and villain friend, instead of being mad is just like, “as expected my dear i knew you wouldn’t go down so easily.”
they’re just so smitten with you
and it would make for one big bloody fight for when the batfam starts influencing you with their icky ‘justice’ driven acts.
(fucken realized that writing this just cements that Jason is the best match for Cat Villain! Reader good lawd cause you know he’d be supportive for everything they do but makes sure Reader stays grounded)
(im rotting)
(im rotting so badly)
#hns.txt💬#gortash from bg3 is giving me so much inspo rn#in other words besties with ivy and harley we go#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere x you#yandere imagine#yandere fic#yandere core#dc x reader#yandere dc x reader#batfam x reader#yandere batfam x reader#yandere brainrot#yandere headcannons#yanderes#yandere harem#yandere various
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Q: juno why havent you been posting art
A: I got really into dc comics and its been the only thing I can think about. sorry! blame my friends
(as one image under the cut)
#whoops!#i dont control the hyperfixation the hyperfixation controls me#anyways if anyone wants to hear me sob about cass cain. i’ll do it#between cass and New Beloved Oc Killshot i’ve been drawing a lot of asl and honestly its really fun#i think im gonna try to learn it#my art#dc comics#dc#i don’t actually know how to tag these guys#batfam#? idk#barbara gordon#duke thomas#cassandra cain#cass cain#damian wayne#damian al ghul#tim drake#steph brown#stephanie brown#jason todd#dick grayson#yeah thats good enough#anyways peep my headcannons#dc take notes you CAN give characters noticeable melanin its ok
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i forgor it was pocky day and sketched up something silly to make up for it! 🍓🍫
oh and nightmo’s here too
#NIGHTMO JUMPSCARE—#*flops dead onto the floor*#prohibitedwish#prismo#scarab#nightmo#prismo the wishmaster#scarab the god auditor#pocky day#comic#gijinkas#fionna and cake#adventure time#uwaaahhh i can’t do digital atm but i sure as hell can try to doodle on paper still!#love that headcannon where Scarab secretly has a sweet tooth#imagine him after a long day from work and treating himself with some baked treats and sweets#uwaaaahhh and i’ve been playing around with this nightmo design with me buddies#hopefully i get time to give him colors soon aeueueue#inky doods
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˖⁺ ⊹୨ Love Across Time ୧⊹ ⁺˖
Assistant Josh x (gn) Teacher reader
There's so much trauma in my life. I've been so cold to the ones who loved me, baby. — Out of Time by The weeknd
SMUT ONE SHOT | MDNI | +18
WARNING: Sexual tension | Jealous reader | Voyeurism (?) | oral sex to reader | penetration | in the middle of sex love confession and rambles | Porn with plot | Not proofread (literally did not revised this once so, shitty probably) | ‘funny’ part at the end. | terrible reference to star wars. | no use of y/n. | quicky
Backstory: Josh, a time traveler and savior of the world, has found himself stuck in the early 2000s and has become a teacher's assistant. Despite his best efforts to keep his distance from you, the teacher he is assisting, Josh finds himself irresistibly drawn to you. leading Josh on a journey of self-discovery and romance as he tries to navigate this new timeline.
The classroom was filled with the sound of students chattering. The hum of conversation and your voice fills the air, punctuated by the occasional clatter of papers and the shuffling of chairs. A faint scent of coffee and ink permeates the room, mingling with the soft glow of fluorescent lights overhead.
You were In front of the board, carefully going over the lecture, trying not to leave any detail behind. Next to you, there was your assistant, Josh, seated on the desk.
As usual, he paid attention to the lesson as if he was one of the students. He bit into the base of his pen, eyes scanning the board and its content, eventually landing in your hands. Admiring the softness and delicate moves they made.
Consumed by his pent-up desires, Josh's mind drifted, painting vivid scenarios where your skilled hands explored his body, tracing the contours and caressing every inch he craved.
Is not that Josh didn’t have game, on the contrary, multiple staff members and students flirted with him from time to time, but he fully decided to be celibate.
Did he hate it? Of course, years, or to better say, centuries ago, he was a sex god in ‘Heven’, and now he is forcing himself to not have any type of intercourse. He didn’t want to get attached to someone.
It would be hard to explain the traumas and adventures he gained from saving the world with Wolf and Tiger. He didn’t even attempt to make friends, he was too scared to slip up things from the future to a person living in the year 2002. He was way too fearful of the repercussions. What if he ends up in those TV shows about crazy people, or even worse, a mental institute?
So, he found comfort in spacing out, imagining a retro (to himself at least) suburbian life with you, never daring to get too close.
He shifted his head, the motion accompanied by a deep groan, the weight of his unfulfilled desires bearing down on him. An innocent student's gaze caught him off guard, snapping him out of his reverie, a reminder that the world continued without regard for his internal struggles.
‘Did he notice? Did he… read my mind? Well, that’s embarrassing.’ He thought.
With an awkward cough, Josh stood straight and adjusted his gray polo, trying to remain calm. His eyes drifted to the white clock on the wall and gave you the subtle signal that it was time to end the class.
“Alright class please remember, this is our last lesson. The final is tomorrow, so I beg each of you to study so you can pass the class.”
At your final announcement, you turned your head to the side, seeing Josh’s cheeks turning a rosy shade of pink as some of your students approached him with gifts. Some students handed him letters, and gift bags, while others brought food and candy.
The assistant mumbled his thanks, feeling a mixture of gratitude and self-consciousness as he accepted each gift. His body language was noticeably reserved, with his shoulders hunched and eyes darting around the room as if wishing to disappear into the background. Despite his shyness, he managed a small smile for each student who approached him, clearly touched by the gesture.
As the last student handed over a small gift and bid farewell, you found yourself walking up to your assistant. Your eyes lingered on the array of gift bags, specifically the soft pink one with a bow. A bitter taste filled your mouth as you tried to mask the annoyance you felt.
"Looks like you're quite popular," you quipped, forcing a smile.
“Oh no. They were just being nice.” Josh's index finger tapped into the bag you had your eyes on, filling in the awkward silence as he bit his lip.
Josh wanted to say more, but he couldn't find the words. His dirty mind conjured up fantasies of what he could do to you, right there in the classroom, but he quickly dismissed them. He was just an assistant, after all. Yet, he couldn't stop his eyes from trailing up and down your body, taking in every curve and every inch.
“Well.” You said, “Let’s go to my office.” With that, you cleaned the board, before gathering your things and walked right next to your assistant.
Once you entered your office, he shut the door behind you, the sound echoing in his ears. He couldn't help but notice how the room felt like a shrine dedicated to you. Pictures, certificates, and awards decorated the walls while your desk was clean and organized.
Seated across from you, fidgeting in his chair, the tension in the room clear. A wicked grin spread across his face as he imagined sliding his hands up your thighs, feeling the warmth of your skin beneath the material of your underwear. The thought made his pulse race, and he couldn't help but shift in his seat to adjust himself discreetly.
Professional decorum clashed with the urge to act on his fantasies, but for now, he managed to keep up the ruse. He began grading the papers, nodding to himself as he read through the work.
Ever since the work party he was forced to go to, things have been awkward between you both. That night was the most he ever spoke to you, his drunk self slipping stuff he probably shouldn't have said, but he was lucky enough that both of you were out of your minds that night.
So out of your minds that, you almost kissed before Josh pulled away. Yes, it was bad, and he felt like an asshole, but it was for the better, and you knew that too. However, Josh still holds onto the thought you might like him back, and he's happy with that.
Your gaze lingered on the bags of gifts, trying to guess what they had inside. His eyes followed yours, smirking before you spoke.
“What’s in the bag anyways?”
"Oh, just the usual," he replied nonchalantly, reaching for the pink ribboned bag.
He pulled out a small box, the sweet aroma of strawberries and chocolate wafting through the air. "Strawberries," he began, lifting the lid to reveal the fruit coated in chocolate.
“At that point whoever gave you that should just confess to you already.”
You knew how your comment came across as that wasn’t your intention but who gives a gift like that to an assistant? No one unless they have ulterior motives.
Your snicker and roll of your eyes piqued his interest, and when you suggested that the students could just confess to him, he couldn't help but feel flushed with excitement. Your reactions hinted at something more than just the silent professional interest agreed upon, and he couldn't help but hope that you were feeling something akin to his desires. That this was meant to be, that maybe, just maybe, he will get his happy ending after all.
Josh's confidence soared as he plucked a strawberry from the box, savoring its sweetness, and allowing the chocolate to melt on his tongue. He relished the moment, exaggerating his sounds of pleasure, intentionally teasing you with the sensual display.
As his lips wrapped around the fruit, you couldn't help but feel a surge of heat spreading through your body, your ears reddening with each tantalizing moan. The way he held your gaze, a mischievous glint in his shiny brown eyes, only served to grow your desire.
Leaning closer to your desk, Josh held another strawberry out to you, beckoning you with a grin, "C'mon, you deserve it.”
You hesitated for a moment, shaking your head, the lingering resentment and unease preventing you from accepting the strawberry.
Josh, undeterred, approached you, his steps confident as he took a position directly in front of you. One arm rested casually on your desk, while the other extended the strawberry tantalizingly close to your lips.
His proximity left you feeling uneasy, a mixture of nerves and arousal warring within you. As he offered you the fruit once more, he repeated his invitation, a wicked glint in his eyes. "Enjoy the fruits of your labor," he whispered, his voice a seductive caress.
Your body trembled under the weight of his gaze, the challenge he laid before you clear as day.
"Josh..." You mumbled under your breath, your gaze meeting his, and you could see the hunger in his eyes. It mirrored your internal turmoil, the pull towards him growing stronger by the second.
Your indecision was evident, and Josh could sense your struggle. “C’mon,” Josh smirked, drawing even closer, the chocolate-coated fruit dancing on your lips. "Be good and take it for me."
You swallowed hard, a wave of nerves washing over you, before opening your mouth obediently to accept the offering. You nibbled at the strawberry, trying to eat it slowly and maintain your composure, avoiding direct eye contact.
However, Josh was having none of that. He grasped your chin firmly, tilting it upwards, forcing you to meet his gaze.
"That's it." He encouraged the satisfaction in his voice. His eyes lingered on you, committing the scene to memory, as the evidence of his arousal strained against his pants.
With bated breath, you slowly withdrew your lips from the strawberry, the lingering taste of sweet fruit coating your tongue. A pang of jealousy flared within you, knowing that this delight was originally meant for Josh.
An uncomfortable silence settled between you, both of you unsure of how to proceed. In Josh's mind, he wrestled with the turmoil of his desires, the allure of crossing this boundary he made for himself proving too powerful to resist.
Closing the gap between you, he pressed his lips to yours, the kiss gentle, sweet, and innocent. As your lips parted, you could taste the remnants of the strawberry and chocolate within, a sensory delight that left you breathless.
Josh's hand cradled the side of your face, his touch both comforting and arousing. Simultaneously, he unzipped his pants, his arousal apparent and urgent. The realization of his intentions sent a shiver down your spine.
Just as you began to contemplate what would come next, Josh nipped at your bottom lip, causing a startled, wanton moan to escape your lips. His mouth trailed along your jawline, sending shivers rippling through your body like wildfire.
With trembling hands, you pushed Josh away, your voice wavering as you stammered, "Josh, this is wrong."
His expression blank, he tilted his head, clearly surprised by your refusal. "Because...", you hesitated, exhaling deeply, "we're coworkers and you're my assistant."
Undeterred, Josh leaned even closer, resting his hand on the desk. His doe-eyed gaze bore into you, pleading and disarming.
"I understand that, but...", he began, "there's only a one-year age difference between us. You started teaching here two… or three years ago, and I joined the training program a little over a year ago. It's not a significant gap."
His intensity increased as he brought his face nearer to yours, his hand tracing the collar of your shirt. His gaze flickered between your neck and your lips, laden with a potent mixture of desire and determination.
"And I really want this."
As if reading your indecision, Josh offered a tempting proposition, "You know, since your students think I was so helpful and even gave me gifts... don't you think I also deserve a gift from the teacher?"
Feeling the warmth of his breath against your skin, you were unable to ignore the raw appeal of his pleading gaze. A crippling combination of logic and desire, acknowledging that you were both consenting adults, threatened to break down your defenses.
Despite the fear and accelerating adrenaline coursing through your veins, you found yourself nodding, giving the green light. With unwavering resolve, Josh seized the moment, his lips seeking out the vulnerable expanse of your neck, nibbling hungrily.
As his hands deftly unbuttoned your blouse, you held tightly to the armrests of your chair, feeling the faint sting of the impending. You allowed him to indulge in his desires, silently acknowledging that he had harbored these feelings for quite some time by the way he was acting.
Lost in the spell of Josh's nearness, you were only vaguely aware of the commotion as papers and pens met the floor, the sound eclipsed by the tempest of emotions coursing through you.
Josh's movements, purposeful yet controlled, lifted you gently, depositing you on the desktop with a tenderness that matched the fervor in his eyes.
He stepped back, the hunger in his gaze unapologetic, as if you were the rarest gem in existence, a treasure coveted above all others.
“You are so beautiful.” He breathed out.
Licking his lips nervously, Josh closed the gap between you, his kiss tracing the curve of your shoulder as his hand continued to explore your body. Moving downward, his lips trailed along your chest, and ribcage, and finally reached to your thighs.
Meeting your gaze with a smug, self-satisfied smirk, Josh murmured, "You know... you deserve a good treat too."
His hand trembled as it snaked its way to your waistband, hesitating for a brief moment before liberating you from the confines of your garment. All that remained now was your underwear, a thin barrier between you and the intense desire simmering between you.
A pulse of anxiety shot through your veins. Was this right? The thought of having your hot assistant intimately nestled between your thighs seemed both appealing and alarming.
“You don’t—“
Before you could voice your uncertainty, Josh preempted your concern. "I want to," he whispered, his breath warm against your skin.
"I want to so... so badly," he confessed, his lips dampening the fabric of your undergarments, betraying his eagerness.
You felt the vibrations of Josh's soft chuckle reverberate against your skin through the thin, damp fabric, causing your back to arch involuntarily.
“Stay still, alright?" he ordered, gripping your hips firmly. His teeth nipped at the edge of your underwear, sliding it down your legs with ease.
The overwhelming combination of pleasure and nerves left your body trembling, an involuntary reaction to the intensity of the situation.
Letting go of you, Josh moved to one of the desk cabinets, retrieving a ruler. He lifted the object, bringing it to eye-level with you.
"Told you not to move. Let's try that again, okay?" His commanding tone, paired with the unconventional implement, caught you off guard.
What had once been a modest, shy coworker now stood before you transformed into an irresistible embodiment of sexual desire. Your mind reeled at the sudden transformation, struggling to process how this turn of events came to pass.
"Okay... sorry," you stammered, your voice betrayed by the turbulent mix of excitement and nervousness.
Josh's reassuring words washed over you, "Shhh, it's okay." His lips found their way to the warm expanse between your thighs, trailing soft, wet kisses. The tender intimacy of his actions sent shivers coursing through your body.
Anxiety crept into his voice as he hesitated, "I—," his confession hung heavy in the air. "I haven't done this in decades... I mean years!" He cursed himself under his breath, eyes meeting yours with pleading vulnerability.
"Sorry if I'm not as good as you'll want me to be," he apologized sheepishly before resuming his exploration, his mouth filled with the taste of you.
Arching your back, you reveled in the pleasure of his skilled ministrations. Winding your fingers in his damp hair, you gently tugged, and a moan escaped his lips. Encouraged by his response, you pulled harder, grinning wickedly.
"Mmh, yes, please! Fuck. Pull my fucking hair, please."
The sound of footsteps in the corridor startled you, a surge of panic sending shivers down your spine. Frantic, you forced Josh's head further between your legs, the urgent need for silence overriding any other considerations.
"Shhh, shh!" you hissed, glancing towards the door, pleading for divine intervention to conceal your transgression.
Josh's focus, however, was entirely on the task at hand. His muffled words were swallowed by a fervent desire to savor the taste of you. A trail of saliva clung to his chin, a testament to his relentless enthusiasm. His mouth, lips, and tongue worshiped you with the desperation of a man starved for affection.
His whimpering, praises, and wet, slurping sounds filled the room, each moment amplifying the crescendo of pleasure. The realization of his prolonged abstinence did little to quell the heat emanating from your core.
On the brink of ecstasy, your legs trembled with the strain of resisting the imminent climax.
"J...Josh?" you called out, gently tugging his hair to draw his attention away from his task. His face, glistening with perspiration and droplets of saliva, met your gaze, his eyes gleaming with an intensity borne from devotion.
At that moment, you found yourself smitten by his earnestness. "Can we try something different?" you asked, unable to resist the curiosity kindling in your psyche.
A smirk spread across Josh's face, his hands gripping your thighs tightly as he nodded in affirmation.
Positioning you, he laid your back against the wooden surface of the desk, your fingers fidgeting nervously as you watched him hastily attempt to remove his pants. The task proved more arduous than anticipated, eliciting a small chuckle from you.
Josh's breath hitched, "You're so hot, fuck," he muttered, his hand stroking himself as his lips pressed a searing kiss to your entrance.
Teasing you mercilessly, he moved his hips, the tip of his erection teasing your slick opening. You whimpered in frustration.
"Stop being a tease," you demanded, annoyed and embarrassed by his playful torment.
"You're right, sorry," he admitted, flushing a deep shade of red. "I've, I—" He groaned, cursing under his breath. "Fuck."
Josh's gaze held yours, sincerity etched into his features. "I like you. I don't think I ever liked someone like this before. You're so hot and smart, I love your voice, how you explain stuff to me without making me feel like an idiot and your humor." His smile was tender, genuine.
"I love your laugh too, even if you hate it. And, fuck, I've been... I imagined us like this but not, not like this, like this, you know?"
His brow furrowed, lips biting into his bottom lip. "I ruined it, didn't I?" Concern lurked beneath his words.
You chuckled, reaching out to trace your fingertips along his cheek, "Yeah, and you were so good at keeping the dominant role earlier." Admittedly, you found his vulnerability endearing.
"I like you, and I've thought of this too," you confessed, your heart pounding in your chest with every whispered syllable.
Your tone shifted, growing more serious, "To be honest, that gift pissed me off."
Josh's reaction to your accusation was immediate, a soft chuckle escaping his lips. "The strawberries? Yeah, I could tell."
His admission confirmed your suspicions, and with a playful scoff, you retorted, "Asshole."
You beat his shoulder lightly with feigned aggression, laughter echoing through the room.
"Out of all the gifts I’ve gotten tonight, no, out of all the gifts I’ve had, ever," Josh began, "you're the best one.” He said before thinking deeply. “Well, no, you're the second. The first one was when I got a signed DVD of Star Wars, Episode Seven: The Force Awakens."
Confusion clouded your expression, "Episode seven?"
Josh stammered, realizing you wouldn't comprehend the reference to a film that, for you, was lightyears ahead.
"Uhm... forget it. I was joking since you know." A nervous laugh followed his retreat. "Anyways, where were we? Oh, yeah, fucking! Uhm.”
Time to reveal he was from the future, his adventures, saving the world, and landing in 2000—it was a story better suited for the future.
Josh seized the moment, thrusting into you with urgency. The distraction worked, the sudden invasion of his sizable girth stealing your breath.
It took a moment for both of you to adjust to the sensation, the newfound closeness offering a liberating sense of.
"You're tight," Josh reed with unbridled pride, his hands capturing your wrists in a firm grip. "I'll start," he promised, granting you a brief moment of surrender.
A nod from you signaled your consent, allowing him to begin the rhythmic thrusts that filled you with his length. Pain, sharp and undeniable, punctuated the sensations, but the pleasure outweighed the discomfort.
"Fuck," you cried out, teary eyes meeting his.
"Hold onto me," Josh commanded, his voice raw and insistent. Your nails dug into his skin with a vengeance, and the resulting grunt of satisfaction was the only response he needed.
The intensity of the act, coupled with the nearness of your bodies, left you at a loss for words. "Like that?" he inquired, and though the question seemed redundant, the sensation of his cock stretching you open left you incapable of verbal acknowledgment.
The room was suffused with the erotic symphony of skin slapping against skin, heavy breathing, and the occasional grunt or moan. In this dance of passion, the unspoken understanding between the two of you spoke volumes, every thrust cementing the bond between you.
"Let me go faster, please," Josh whined, craving the release that only complete surrender could offer.
You whimpered, uncertainty lacing your response, "I don't... I don't think I can handle that, Josh." The creaking of the desk mirrored the strain of the moment.
Desperation colored his voice as he pleaded, "Please, please. I'll be good, you'll like it. Please."
In response, you groaned, "Fine. Just because we need to finish grading." Despite the flimsy excuse, the promise of gratification following the completion of your task hung in the air.
A triumphant grin spread across Josh's face, "After that, you can have me as much as you want," he promised, holding you firmly as he thrust deeper, his cock filling and emptying you in a rhythm of pleasure and longing.
The edge of climax ebbed closer, winding its way through your veins. You found yourself pressing your head into his neck, biting him unintentionally.
"Mmh, gonna cum," Josh warned, his orgasm imminent. With a powerful surge, he filled you, the warmth of his release enveloping you.
Exhausted, the two of you stood there, your breaths coming in ragged gasps. Disheveled and sweat-drenched, you looked at each other, the weight of the moments heavy in the air.
Recovering enough to speak, you fumbled for the right words, "Let's uhm..." Your voice trailed off, replaced by an awkward suggestion, "Let's get grading, shall we?"
You climbed off the desk and started gathering your clothes from the floor, Josh following suit as he laughed softly. Dressing hurriedly, you both resumed your roles as teacher and assistant, submitting to the mundane task before you.
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The day of the final exam dawned, and as you explained the rules and addressed student queries, your concentration wavered. Two students, oblivious to your displeasure, engaged in hushed conversation while you spoke.
In a moment of synchronized understanding, you locked eyes with Josh, who wasted no time in addressing the situation.
He strode towards the offending students, leaning casually on their table. "Guys, please keep it down," he requested softly, the authority in his tone leaving no room for argument. With a single nod, he continued to monitor other students.
Once he moved away, the culprits exchanged glances, one of them whispering, "Did you see the hickey or am I crazy?"
The other nodded, unable to deny the evidence of their own eyes, replying, "I saw it."
The students' curiosity piqued, and their gazes shifted between you and Josh, zeroing in on your choice of clothing: turtlenecks on an otherwise scorching day. The unspoken implications danced in their minds.
“They slept together!?”
Crossing your arms, you fixed your gaze on the offenders, your voice dripping with sarcasm, "Care to share with everyone?"
Embarrassed, they quickly retracted, "No. Sorry." Giggles threatened to escape, but they struggled to suppress them, the cat now firmly out of the bag.
One student voiced her thoughts aloud, "Why does the class get interesting on the last day?" A sentiment echoed in the covert smiles and furtive glances shared by those around her.
#I haven’t wrote anything over 2 months give me a break pls#josh futturman#josh futterman x reader#josh futturman x reader#josh future man#josh futturman smut#josh futturman x gn!reader#josh futturman x you#josh futturman headcannons#mike schmidt#derek danforth#derek danforth smut#mike schmidt smut#clapton davis smut#billy burn smut#josh hutcherson#jhutch#jhutch1992#mike schimdt x reader
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I'm sure someone else has had this idea but needed to say it Is there no more prefect sport of Burce to be into than Forumal 1?
#Batman#Bruce Wayne#DC comics#This just popped into my head and I can't think of any comic (yet) to explain the new headcannon. but give me time lol
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silly little merman
#sometimes i wish they'd lean more into the mermaid qualities of aquaman#give me pointy features or give me death#but this is just another headcannon of mine haha#rkgk#doodle#digital art#digital illustration
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I’m not sure if you still take Hamzah requests but I have one as a suggestion 💗 Hamzah having a crush on another podcaster/content creator type of person
hamzah having a crush on content creator!reader headcannons
a/n : okay so this is basically just like a drabble/headcannon type thing, and it is sfw because ive been writing so much smut lately 😭, but i am writing a smut fic for hamzah, and it’ll be out pretty soon! tysm for all of the requests, im trying to get them out asap, much love 🫶🏻
- i 100% see this happening just because the channel and social media in general is such a big part of hamzah’s life and being that he would want someone he could connect with through that
- he’d watch literally all of your videos/like all of your posts and comment. he’s you’re #1 fan and honestly it’s so sweet.
- hamzah would literally offer to help you out anyway possibly, whether it’s editing for you or filming you for a vlog, he’s willing to help you in any way possible
- the two of you make content together a lot, mainly because he invites you to film stuff with him and martin all of the time
- he’d have you on the podcast a lot as a special guest, to the point where it’s not even “special” anymore and the slushies just expect it
- like martin would joke that hamzah’s replacing him with you because you are constantly being invited to film episodes with them
- imagine being on the podcast while mandy is also on and the four of you are trying to fit on that tiny ass couch 😭😭
- this isn’t really relevant to you being a content creator but he would be so sassy and call you “girl” and “lady” and it’s so funny
- i feel like hamzah would make his crush so obvious. like he’s constantly asking you to film with him and if you need any help
- idk why but i feel like hamzah is really big on acts of service and quality time, so making content with you is inevitable
- if you stream he will randomly donate and leave the goofiest messages, especially if you have the thing on that like reads them out loud
- he definitely stalks your account 24/7, and at like three am you’ll get a notification that he liked your post from five years ago
- the slushies would ship you too sooo much because he’s constantly flirting with you in videos and on the podcast. he just reads their comments and kicks his feet.
#fanfiction#fluff#hamzah headcannons#headcannons#headcanon#headcons#hamzah#hamzahthefantastic#i love hamzah sm#content creator! reader#hamzah x reader#content creator au#pls give me one chance hamzah
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Lots of sad fics about MC inevitably getting older and dying, but consider this; accidental immortality? I’d like to imagine everyone getting stressed and worried because they know you’ll die in less than 100 years, and we all know how demons don’t really notice the passage of time in the same way that humans do, and it cracks me up to imagine the boys celebrating your 50th birthday to only just realise you’ve not aged a day since they met? satan peering at you in a perplexed way from across the dinner table as you reach forward with a perfectly youthful hand to cut the cake for everyone,for him to just reach out and grab your hand, inspecting it for signs of aging as mammon grumbles in the back about “hey, whaddya think ya doin’, chump? Ya ain’t their number one-“ to have him wave a hand to indicate silence as he looks at you with a harrowing gaze. “You’re 50, right? Shouldn’t you.. look…different?” His punctuated confusion just sets off a bomb in everyone else’s heads as they realise that truly, their darling mc hasn’t aged a day? How could anyone have not noticed? Cackling tbh
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me mc#obey me otome#obey me nightbringer#obey me brothers#headcannons#stupid short unformed ideas#take my headcannons#immortality au#haven’t quite ironed out what would give you longevity but it’s not hard to consider the prospect of pacts atleast lengthening your life#and you got some with some of the most powerful demons around
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࿐Thoughts on Octonauts main 6 duos .࿐
[NOTE: these are MY hc's/opinions -> please don't kill me]
[ANOTHER NOTE -> if any of these are similiar to yours or others hc's -> I PROMISE IT'S NOT INTENTIONAL (hey I guess great minds think alike) ]
ALSO THIS POST IS LONG - so be warned
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Barnacles and Kwazii
Both of them are theatre kids
They love listening to musical soundtracks
One of the few people on the crew that Barnacles is really comfortable with telling his feelings
Also vice Vera’s for Kwazii, he’s also one of the few people on the crew he’s comfortable with not being his usual bravado self around and sometimes he’ll talk about his family history
Sometimes when they both need to vent, Kwazii will come into Barnacle's room and they’ll just rant for hours
Also, they probably use that time to debrief about how the other are doing + do welfare checks on the team
I just love how they match each other's energy (they are such doofuses when it’s just the two)
Brawn’s and Brawn’s fr (like in the whale shark or giant squid episode)
Both of them had matching man ponytails at one point
They have matching tattoos
Thanks to Kwasi, Barnacles accidentally finds himself telling sea monster tails when he's around the cubs
Avid Hamilton enthusiasts (both know the soundtrack word for word)
I can imagine these two drunk at a bar doing karaoke
They both had a stand-up comedy phase
Own a set of brass knuckles
Shared poetry appreciation
Sometimes Kwazii is too gullible to the things he sees on the internet and Barnacles has to talk some sense into him
They would do stakeouts together
Sing in the shower
Baranacles would drop-kick Kwazii if necessary
I also just like how Kwazii is always looking out for Barnacles
Look they are just so healthy and I love em
Light sleepers
Best volleyball duo
The best savers on the crew (Barnacles because he's responsible however Kwazii is there by default because of his pirate instinct to stash away cash (he'd forget about it and then when they are doing their yearly finances he'd just find that he'd accumulated like $40,000 (maybe stolen) in cash so he'd automatically win)
They can both breakdance? (much to the crew's horror)
Chat they are THE duo
Like lowkey imagine if one of them died, imagine how distraught they'd be (I think about this all the time) -> Imagine how they'd fall apart (Actually they remind me a lot of Brokeback mountain) (The main reason I try not to ship them is because I think it would just fall apart lowkey ) (sorry for this but they were literally the first people I thought of when I watched the movie)
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Kwazii and Peso
Both of them love gory horror movies (peso likes to analyse them) (for medical reasons he swears)
Can both speak Spanish and will have conversations in front of the crew in it or when they want to make some outlandish comment
Kwazii and peso are like opposites attract fr fr
Kwazii spends a lot of time in Medbay, much to Peso's dismay.
Because of this, the peso has trained Kwazii in medbay, because he needs assistance sometimes (and lowkey wants him to take better care of himself)
Peso will sometimes crash out in Kwazii's room if he's too worried to sleep
They would invest in a pair of matching light-up sneakers
Thanks to Kwazii's stories, Peso automatically jumps to the conclusion that something is a monster when he's scared by some unknown creature
The black and orange combo is always lethal
Peso always tries to actively include Kwazii in his family cause he's got like none (he can be an honourary penguin)
These two would not be able to sit normally (Peso would do the leg bounces or sit criss-cross and Kwazii would do a little perch thing)
Sometimes Kwazii would find a creature he wanted to keep for a bit and Peso would help him hide it (partially because he doesn't want him to get into trouble and cause he's concerned that Kwazii would hurt it while he's hiding it) so there would be random animals chilling in the medbay until Barnacles would find it and have to guilt trip him (using shellington) to go put it back (They would both get punished with the shitty chores)
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Dashi and Shellington
OMG I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
Either OTP or BROTP for me personally
I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE
THAT SHOULD BE ME
So um anyways... malewife and girlboss fr
Collects hairclips he thinks Dashi would like when they're on land
Loves listening to his rambles
Shellington loves that she can out-yap him when it comes to metrology
They are literally the peak childhood interest like space kid + sea kid
I just want them to be happy and wish that nothing bad ever happened to them
Photographs/films sealife + tells her all about it
I can imagine them working on articles together
Also, imagine they had one of those Sealife documentary things where Dashi is the cameraman and Shillington just yaps on about stuff they find
They both go to climate change rallies together
Shellington sometimes takes photos of Dashi cause he feels bad that she is never in them (although they're not the best quality Dashi treasures them)
They are chill around each other, they can yap for hours or sit in silence but they will still be happy
Give off old married couple vibes
They have a Stardew Valley farm together -> They both love the mines and always forget to water their crops (so their solution is to grind out in the mines poor until they have enough resources to make sprinklers) (Shellington mines, Dashis kills everything)
Dashi orders for both of them at restaurants
Morning person + night owl -> Sometimes Dashi will wake up at like 5am and realise that Shellington is still up and be like dude wtf go to bed
They share a weird appreciation for sundials
attached do not separate
One time Shillington noticed that Dashi was down and he tried to make her a snack. He proceeded to set fire to the kitchen
They've gone stargazing together (Dashi loves telling him about the constellations)
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Peso and Tweak
This combo is lowkey kinda niche
Rarepair
They are so cute omg
I can imagine them playing video games together
They have matching oodies cause I said so
The two shortest out of the main six (THEY're SO SMALL GAHH)
Peso sometimes tries to help out Tweak in the launch bay (not that he can really do much) and lowkey admires Tweak's strength
He Apologises profusely every time they come back with a broken gup (he feels so bad) tweak finds it funny
They both like licorice
Most prone to panicking (our little overthinkers) (I mean I guess it's obvious for the peso, but tweak definitely worries a lot)
Tweak will hold peso's hand if he feels nervous
Tweak sometimes obtains some bad injuries for things going wrong with the gups and it lowkey scares the shit on of peso. Like she'll just rock up to the medbay filled with chunks of glass and burns and be like "So... um, can you fix me up?"
Goated at operation board game (peso for obvious reasons and tweak would just treat it like a gup (much to peso's horror))
They love the peanuts franchise
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Barnacles and Tweak
Like brother and sister imo
They are such old souls
They share a love for rugby
Very brother/sister vibes imo
They're been friends for yonks
Would be the only two to carry actual cash (Kwazii would too but it's a mix of currencies)
Probably the only crewmate that Barnacles has never been mad at (she can do no wrong)
They sometimes reminisce about the old octopod -> they are both still lowkey bad about crashing it
Both of them know Morse code (sometimes they send each other silly messages in it just cause
I feel like they'd both be kind've weird about their birthdays (not that keen on celebrating for some unknown reason)
They'd tackle or like punch each other's arm to show affection (I'd imagine that Tweak is the only person that Barnacles can do this to)
They'd both have a shared appreciation for "Dad music"
I also feel like they would be really good at hockey (Tweak grass hockey (regular) and barnacles ice hockey)
Avid beanie hat enjoyers
They'd be really good at card games (like 500 or hearts)
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Peso and Shellington
OMG IT'S THE NERD BOYS
They study together
Shellington accidentally burns himself in the lab all the time, much to Peso's dismay. (he just wishes his crew would take better care of themselves)
They lowkey get the shits with each other sometimes (Like peso lowkey thinks shellington is a little bitch sometimes )
Sometimes heated debates just for the sake of it
They have number headcanons because they spent so much time doing math for their degrees
They also have favourite formulas
Have mixed feelings about organic chemistry
They could poison you in your sleep bfr
These too would be goated at an arcade
They'd fw the Sonic movies
Have the best book taste
They both have the most depressing music taste (they'll be listening to like the front bottoms or mitski or some shit for fun)
Shellington has zero spacial awareness so he's always getting injured
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Dashi and Tweak
IT'S THE GIRLS
BESTIES LOVERS OML
WOMEN IN STEM
I have an idea for an AU when these two just live out in the middle of the desert and they just build machines and blow shit up all the time maybe sell nifty weapons when they need a stash
They are super close as they are the only girls on the team
BUILD GADGETS AND GIZMOS TOGETHER
Dashi would let Tweak dye her hair sometimes - she would have two pink money pieces or pink skunk hair imo
You know their Minecraft worlds would go hard
Tweak admires her coding ability + Dashi admires her building skills
Early bird + night owl -> When Dashi realises Tweak hasn't slept in a day or two, she'll make her a hot chocolate drag her to her bed and just sit on the floor until she falls asleep
Dashi spends a lot of time with Tweak, so she's gotten a good grasp on the gups and does the daily maintenance jobs with Barnacles if Tweak has crashed out
They both enjoy Lego but the technic kind. Especially tweak, I just know my girl has the full-on Lego trainset
Dashi gets nervous about the impression she makes on Ranger Marsh (she felt super guilty when she crashed the octo-ray and made Ranger Marsh worry about tweak)
They are literally lalalala and okokokok
Sometimes Dashi gets too carried away with something she finds interesting and tweaks gotta be like c'mon girl be careful
Tweak would actually die for Dashi (and vice versa)
Dashi would buy strawberry cups and Tweak would be like huh (Nana reference?)
They would avidly use fairy comments (both irl and online)
They would be the ones doing the crew haircuts
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Barnacles and Peso
Father and son fr
god I love them
Every time Peso goes missing Barnacles has a heart attack (not that he wouldn't for the others but Peso specifically he's like GOD FUCK WHERE IS HE)
Both are major family guys, and love showing each other family photos and albums
Sometimes they jam out together
They both love Mitski
Love the cold weather -> will kill for a good snow day (much to the crew's dismay)
They die in the heat
Share a mutual love of sweet treats
Peso was wary of Barnacles at first but soon came to just admire/respect him
Both would cry during sad movies
Also both fw soap operas
Peso used to be afraid of the captain when they first met
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Shellington and Barnacles
Fathers TM
Guys, you don't understand how much I adore their friendship
But yes, they would bond over their shared fatherly struggles
Sometimes Barnacles wouldn't be able to sleep at night so he would just chill in Shellington's lab (Because he up until the ungodly hours) and he would just chill there. They wouldn't say too much, sometimes Shillington would talk about the research he was doing but he kind've understood that Barnacles just didn't want to be alone so he didn't pressure him to talk.
They both have the blandest taste out of everyone on the crew
Probably both think that salt is spicy
I feel like Barnacles neutralises some of Shellington's silliness so they are both just chill
They both have the goofiest pj's (canon)
Tallest members of the crew (you could literally climb them)
They both love info-dumping to each other - They'll take turns being listeners/yapper
They both share an insane love of Lego more-so the aesthetic models (Barnacles cause he likes to build ship models and Shellington well... he seems like the type)
They definitely thoroughly enjoyed the lego masters series
Honestly they both different flavours of tism for me personally
They share so many similarities that it's kind've scary -> like they are different genres of each other in a way that is crazy
Wait no I'm not crazy here me out -> They're both the omg I'm only good at one thing (they have a little bit of a complex about it), I need to be a good father (lowkey to compensate for this), have some trauma that holds me back a lil and also really goofy + super tall.
I personally think that's one of the reasons these two work together so well -> guys we need to talk about this more
They forced the whole crew (well mainly Barnacles) to do the 16 personalities quiz (I hc that Barnacles is REALLY into psychology and info-dumped about it so much to Shellington that he's lowkey invested)
After that, they made a chart for the combability of everyone on the crew
I'm not normal about the parallels these two share LIKE AHHHHH
Anyways -> they both have shitty eyesight (they both wear contacts most of the time but sometimes wear glasses)
Tell really corny dad jokes
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Kwazii and Tweak
Chaotic duo if ever
Kwazii sows bandanas for tweak
Tweak lowkey wants him dead for all the damage he's done
Has a chalkboard with a tally of who's done the most damage (Kwazii is 1st with Shellington following closely behind)
Tweak has taught Kwazii how to fix up the GUP-B himself because she's so sick of doing it (the best investment she's ever made)
They both love destroy boys (I know I've said this before but I'm going to say it again)
They both hand out the most insane disses (when necessary)
Play Clash Royale (and they're sweats)
Can't spell to save their lives
They would go on all the crazy rollercoasters at a theme park
Speaking of rollercoasters -> these two would definitely dig those videos of the top 10 craziest rollercoasters/waterslides (but tweak tell you if it was actually possible) (or better yet how SHE could make it possible)
Both share a weird appreciation for chainsaws
They'd road rage so bad
They're so evil together and I love it
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Peso and Dashi
Sweethearts
Both are Kpop stans
They have weekly meetings to discuss the latest drama happening
They share an insanely popular fan account
They also both have matching photo cards
These two are definitely are the younger end of the crew (AND I AM NOT SAYING THAT THEY ARE LIKE 16. I THINK EVERYONE ON THE MAIN OCTONAUTS CREW IS AT LEAST 25+ AT THE MINIMUM)
They'll use modern slang just for the shits and gigs (they've definitely called Barnacles Sigma and Skibidi a few times just to piss him off)
They both play animal crossing but they are both SUPER competitive about it --> They are also RIGHT into the turnip stock market ( For some reason barnacles always has god-tier prices)
They make friendship bracelets together
When they are both feeling devious, they'll introduce the captain to some brain rot term and watch the rest of the crew go insane as he tries to incorporate it into his everyday lingo -> "Good work shellington, very Sigma" "Nice GUP upgrades Tweak, mogging the old designs" "Kwazi Istg don't be an omega and listen to me" -> They are not amused and want them dead (Barnacles just wants to be woke)
Dashi gets along surprisingly well with Peso's family
They would both have those little virtual electronic pet things (I forgot what they are called like the tamigoochee type shit) (if they were out on overnight missions, they'd give it to the other to take care of
They have really good eyesight
Have really nice scented shampoo
They both watched those really fucked up youtube videos as kids (like the Gacha or mlp horror types)
goated at origami
They'd be Hayday sweats
The mum friend
They'd do the daily wordles and connections together (but they;r also be lowkey competitive about it)
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Dashi and Kwazii
Chaos duo 2.0
Super energetic
They both love doing sports together - they both seem really athletic so I reckon they play each other often
Both are super competitive
These two both alternate being acting captain when Barnacles is not there and they bond over that
Both love spicy foods
I have this one really specific headcannon that they have cook-offs sometimes because hey why not and they divide into two teams: Dashi + Kwazii and Barnacles + Peso. (I feel like shellington is banned from the kitchen and Tweak well she cooks in the garage ifkwim, so they judge ).
These cookoffs would get HEATED, I reckon it's gotten to the point where they have thrown knives. But yeah Dashi and Kwazii are a killer combo in the kitchen
They both love fashion -> they also play dress to impress together (they'll roast all the other players and Kwazii usually wins)
Only person Kwazii can find that is willing to sword fight him (and doesn't instantly lose)
Dashi sometimes uses him as a model when she wants to practice portrait shots (he's probably the only one who's willing to tbh)
When they're around each other they often get tunnel vision which can get them in a little trouble (like in the Siphomphore episode) but it's ok, they love a little adrenaline rush
LOVE hotter weather --> they both love a good beach day
Dashi's still trying to teach Kwazii how to surf (he's getting the hang of it though)
Kwazii braids Dashi's hair (and vice versa)
They both love mean girls (they want to be Regina SO BAD)
Both love gold jewellery
Are both into star signs, planetary alignment, fate etc.
These two are probably the most spiritual in the crew.
I feel like these two actually wouldn't be too made if there was a zombie apocalypse
Violence is always an option
When they are bored they start placing stupid bets on each other and they will go to extreme lengths not to lose the bet
Dashi finds his fear of spiders amusing (like she's canonically Australian so she's immune to them)
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Tweak and Shellington
underrated
Both are masters of their world and they respect each other for that
Nightowls -> Their sleep schedule is unholy
Will both go days without sleeping (this terrifies the rest of the crew)
They often need to be put to bed by other crew members cause they'll just be passed out somewhere
I can imagine them building bombs together
Both of them are AVID glass animal fans
They both use really shitty shampoos like head and shoulder type shit
Love Monster energy drinks and coffee a little too much
They also forget to eat too often (Honestly these two are just too obsessed with their professions and have horrendous self care)
They spend a lot of time together cause they are often stuck in the pod
Tweak tried to have some plants in her room but kept on forgetting to water them so they kept on dying. Shellington noticed and gave her some more, and made sure to maintain their health
Tweak secretly prays that shellington will become a better driver whenever she sees him around a gup (not that she's religious, it's just going to take a divine miracle to happen)
During beach days these two would just mess around with a metal detector (That's if shellington isn't messing with the rockpools)
They had adult braces
They sleep-talk a lot
They'd both own trapper hats
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Barnacles and Dashi
leaders tm
These two have lowkey been parenting the crew since day dot
It's giving old man + the girl he decided to adopt
Both are barbs (Nicki Minaj fans) and listen to her together when the crew is out on missions
Dashi was lowkey like his apprentice in leadership during the main Octonauts series. They've spent a lot of time together
They spend a lot of time in HQ and unfortunately, they have to spend a lot of time doing boring paperwork and formalities/incident type of reports. I can imagine them just working on it late at night as boring and soul-destroying as it is cause nobody else is willing (or is serious) enough to do it.
Specifically, AnB, Dashi would definitely feel a huge amount of imposter syndrome in her role, and sometimes Barnacles would see that and just reassure her that she has done the training for this, she does deserve it and that it'll be alright.
Dashi adopted his mannerisms over time, like specifically the little stances. I've noticed she does the little hands-on-hip stance that Barnacles always does in AnB ( I just thought it was kinda cute)
Likewise, I reckon Barnacles adopted some of hers.
Another AnB one, sometimes Dashi would be debriefing about everything that's been happening to get and the stress surrounding her leadership position and barnacles would just be like "Yeah, I get it"
Both of them have matching Sanrio charms (Dashi gave one to him when he started mentoring her)
Would both die for their crew
Sometimes, they do improv practice together
Both are morning people. It'll be like 5am and they're like RISE AND GRIND!!! CEASE THE DAY!!
Really good at celestial navigation (Barnacles cause of scouts/dashi cause of metrology)
They are both heavy snackers (they love having a little munch when they are doing things)
Best huggers
Dashi canonically collects sunglasses so -> sometimes barancles borrows sunglasses for missions (which is amusing cause sometimes she gives him a really silly pair)
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Kwazii and Shellington
SILLY AF
This friendship is actually so funny to me. Because I remember Kwazii HATING shellington at the start of the series. Specifically in that episode when they both go driving at night (I think?) and Kwazii's just like ugh ho why are you coming like you can barely drive GET OUT. Now Kwazii's out there like "OMG COOL CREATURE SHELLINGTON HOLY SHIT DUDE YOU'D LOVE THIS"
They are lowkey both Batshit crazy when left to their own devices
Would both find each other trinkets that they think are neat
Both of them share a love of learning new languages
Share a surprisingly large amount of info about Greek mythology
The Mayan calendar freaks them out (they take it WAY too seriously)
They both have zero spacial awareness
Sometimes Kwazii tries to act like a smartass around shellington (shellington quickly humbles him)
They would both intentionally eat chocolate bars in the most fucked up way possible
They would both own the most absurd pets
Shellington would casually mention something he's always wanted to see (like a plant or fish) and Kwazii would go out and retrieve it (which is fitting cause it's very catlike). It would probably be the wrong thing most of the time but Shellington doesn't tell him
Granny games would scare the shit out of them
They would've both set stuff on fire during science classes (intentionally (out of boredom) and accidentally)
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Thanks for reading all that
I've never done this big of a post so I hope it was alright :)
(And that there weren't too many spelling errors)
#octonauts#I hope it's not giving my octonauts headcannons some sad some random#like idk#they feel hit and miss#I always worry that since i've been enjoying them in my own little bubble for so long that my interpretation of these guys is wrong#please tell me if i've mischaracterised them#also my favourtism for certain duos is obvious#i just fall in and out of phases#I'm currently in a heavy barnacles and shellington phase#octonauts dashi#octonauts tweak#octonauts barnacles#octonauts shellington#octonauts peso#octonauts kwazii#This shit is at over 4000 words#idc anymore i'm just posting it#y'all probably think I'm being lazy for not posting any octonauts revelations#but they've all just been going here
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i have been rotating them around in my head for months
#my art#fallout#fallout new vegas#fnv#raul tejada#dean domino#courier 6#courier annabelle#would you believe be if i told you this has been in my projects folder since december#because it has#i cannot emphasize enough the amount of headcannons i have around dean#raul i dont have too many for since he has more already there in canon#and anna is my courier so that doesnt count as headcannons as shes functionally an OC#but dean just gets his incredibly drawn out petty revenge plot and some tidbits here and there#which gives me full license to go absolutely hog wild#which i can have and will do again
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Could you make Sam, Dean, or Cas(one or all whatever you feel like but I love Sam🫶) with like an alternative/goth person? I can describe me as an example, real short with fluffy purple mid-length hair, tons of piercings and genderfluid(uses all pronouns), with a slim thick but still more of a slim thick/chubby/muscular with great humor like Deadpool as you loved animals and horror games. I love going to concerts and art, anything creative and going to college for marine biology/zoology!
𝘴𝘢𝘮 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘩/𝘢𝘭𝘵!𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳
warnings: gender neutral!reader (or i did my best to), goth/alt!reader (if i failed at describing that im sorry as well), reader described to wear eyeliner/makeup and jewelry and piercings mentioned, short sweet fluff with sammy boy.
a/n: a couple things i did my best to write this as gender neutral as i could? i may have failed as i tpcially write x female reader but i tried and i didnt know exactly what you wanted me to write besides one of the supernatural boys with an alt/goth person so sorry its just a short headcannon :) also this is my frist time writing for any of the supernatural boys so im sorry if he is out of character.
Sam loves to do your eyeliner for you on the days when you just don't feel up to it, your full makeup look often takes you a minute to complete. Of course as with everything Sam gets very dedicated to it and so he only does it after he has perfected it, not wanting to ruin your look with imperfect liner. Meaning sometimes it may just take longer in the end than if you did it on your own. You could care less though because as Sam does it, he will have a very soft grasp on your face and or neck the whole time. Softly caressing your skin with his thumb mindlessly in focus. The small action always makes your heart swell.
Plus: after almost 2 weeks of begging and endlessly promising to never show or tell Dean, he lets you do your signature eyeliner look on him. He wouldn't let you do your full regular makeup look on him but you were happy he even agreed to the eyeliner.
“Babe I promise you're gonna look so cool once I'm done” you gush with a small smile on your face. You had a hold on his chin to force his head still. You were currently sat on his lap in your shared room at the bunker, Him being sat on your vanity chair.
“You're lucky i love you princess” he chuckled softly and rubs his hands over your thighs, giving them a small squeeze as continue working on your masterpiece.
Speaking of your shared bedroom in the bunker, with your and Sam's combined wardrobes there was a severe lack of color. The both of you favoring black and darker colors.
You require attention from San often even when he is on one of his research deepdives. So Sam doing whatever he can to keep his girl happy worked it out that he will do his researching on the couch. That way you can lay out next to him with your head in his lap. He often finds himself playing and fidgeting with your necklaces or ear piercings, facial piercings, etc.
You have a darker sense of humor that tends to come out at inopportune moments on hunts. It never fails to break tension however and get a small laugh out of both the brothers.
Sam isn't all that big on PDA but loves giving you small random shows of affection, his hand rubbing your shoulder, a small squeeze of your hip in passing. His favorite though being small kisses of appreciation, reassurance, etc. though after a small and not entirely compliant of him messing up your makeup when he'd kiss your face and how it took you a long time. He began turning the small kissing habit into kissing your hand, the top of your head, your shoulder, anywhere but your face when you had your full makeup look on.
When you’d tag along on hunts with the boys Sam bought you a small vial necklace that matched all your other jewelry for you to wear and fill with holy water. Just in case you needed it.
The brothers also found out the hard way that when you're fully dressed up in your gothic/alternative look on hunts the three of you are often turned away at churches. You learned to pack a more normal outfit to switch into if it's necessary to step foot in church. You also easily overheat with your all black clothing. Sam started always keeping the AC on in the impala, at least when he's in the driver's seat that is.
Sam finds himself tracing or kissing your anti-possession tattoo that you had gotten alongside them. You don't often go on hunts with them, Sam being far too worried and nervous about your well being. He's concerned you'll get hurt even not out on hunts so he was relieved when you agreed to get the tattoo when they did. He wants nothing more than for you to be safe and happy.
“I will always protect you baby you know that right?” Sam questions softly as his finger traces around your shared tattoo and any others you have.
“I know that sweet boy” you smile fondly at your boyfriend and snuggle closer in his arms.
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