#give gru a GUN

[gaps-between-stories]

how come they never interview the goalies during and after the game? give philipp grubauer a mic and ask him what his thoughts are on [gestures vaguely]

[basedkikuenjoyer]

Transmission Transition

Yeah buddy, I'd want some time alone too after that full-blown verbal holy war Kendrick Lamar dragged your ass with. Kinda shit that makes you need to stop and reflect on your life choices. Drake is back and he is straight-up pulling a Crane Wife hot on the heels of Stussy putting words to some interesting concepts we've seen.

It's been a while, so for a refresher I care a lot about X Drake coming back around because we dangled his report on Wano as a Chekov's Gun way back at the start of Egghead. If he's the one to open up a reinterpretation of Wano...Drake's scenes overlap with Kiku/Izo's a fair amount. So once again, hot on the heels of Stussy speaking that potential baggage aloud here's Drake playing very nice as a followup. Drake, Stussy, Marco. That was the trio I was looking for in this pseudo-anthology's third side story. Speaking of...

It's been a while. Always had nascent ideas about the idea Zoro busts out an attack called Rashomon with Kuma way back when. Of course I've made plenty of mentions of the film reference. Even if you haven't seen it you've seen the story structure. Three POVs on the same event, the real magic is in stitching the truth together out of three unreliable narrators. Marco's perfect to spell it all out as the sorta "framing device" between Wano & Egghead.

It's hard to tell week-to-week what we'll do with this one, but I think we can see what our trio is for Egghead:

First we step away to see a collection of side stories, end on filing in the truth of Sabo/Vivi in Reverie. This though obscured what happened in the lab.

Next we give Bonney a whirl through her backstory with Kuma, where he'll both be a bit of an unreliable narrator and also rewrite some events we've seen prior through giving his POV. When we return we reiterate last night was a gap and add the mystery pile of food for Luffy.

Vegapunk's Broadcast, duh. It was more of a distraction while we saw some relation to the main plot but it still fits the bill. We've done Stussy, we're getting Drake, if you do loop Marco in than it's a way to complete the ASL theme with an Ace connection too. And don't sleep on the York focus here either.

Of course, we'll need to see the next few chapters to really evaluate that. Each one have had their content that raises questions, unreliable narrators and oddball tropes like that. But let's get back to this chapter, there was a cool running line in there I liked:

I could riff on Koby, Grus, & Kujaku getting a bit meta here but I'll save that until I know the next few steps. Kujaku gets to shine a lil more in this SWORD segment as the one checking on Drake but her line here gets a lot more interesting when Bluegrass & Doll have a similar mindset attacking the giants. Bluegrass especially encouraging the young ones to step up and become a star. Makes me think a lot about our OP for the anime adaptation The end of the dream, the end of the sea...but first we have to make a shining legend of ourselves.

It's just funny to me one could interpret the lyrics to "Us" as a threat this arc maybe will break the direction I've long hoped it would is all I'm saying. Let's bring this all home with the main highlight of the chapter though.

It's not just the stinger, the Gorosei seemed a little shocked their first hits on Robonosuke stopped everything. York is relieved but recall last time we talked about her theory that's where the antenna snail was hiding was just that, a theory.

Type of thing that could go either way and either option could have a lot of ways of unfolding. That said...this is a perfect ending if some unknown force is about to take advantage of these gaps to justify being in prime position to hijack the broadcast. Kinda feels like it'd be a cop out to have Robonosuke hanging around this whole time just to get smacked around a little. Still very, very excited for this next stint.

[presidentstarscream]

I remembered that post abt transformers games the fandom wants and i thought some amazing ideas

A untitled goose game esque game but you play as starscream and you job is to ruin megatrons day as much as possible and at the same time manage the army as the good sic you are

Cookie clicker but its prow flipping tables

Taking the gun from missfire and also swerve but to do so you have to go through a touhou esque bullet hell cause these two cant aim for shit

Dead by dayligh but its team prime vs ratchet or/and another medic character

Side scroling plataformer or 3d plataformer of the tfp unicron arc

Something like team fortres 2 but with transformers

Kirbys air race but with cybertronians alt modes

Pokemon snap but its thundercracker and beachcomber taking fotos of earths wildlife, as you take more and more pics skyfire and starscream give you more and more info abt the animal you re taking pics of and also you have to make sure you dont scare the animals

A game where you play as knockout and starscream and your objective is to ethier seduce or make others your allies to overthrow megatron

A proper fighting game

A game where you re the constructicons and you build shit however if you want to make a replica of the empire state something absolutely insane like dmc3 teme ni gru or dome wird fuckery is up to you but the goal is that it doesnt fall

[neruomancer]

Average Members of Groups of Interest: Where are they now? Part 2

PISCES:

*Either some MI5 desk monkey or an especially good tarot reader that was "conscripted". They are the new blood after the office went through some "fumigations". They don't have a bug problem anymore. That's right, no brain bugs, completely clean you don't have to worry about it anymore. They are all gone

*Shan infested Agent, all the old timers and loyal azathoth worshippers got wiped during the "bug hunts". Now it is just the atheistic/secular earth borns who have only known the pleasures of human misery. They may have had a hand in culling the azathoth worshippers and the geezers from the cowboys so they could live it up driving around their meat suits.

Army of the Third Eye

*After the Embassy Row massacre A-Cell decided they needed some local heavy hitters. They turned some young former IRA hard boys over to the Army to train them in sabotage and to give them a little catharsis against the Brits. They don't really know about the bugs and they don't really care. Or they are environmentalists really mad about Welsh lake being drained and have become violent anprims.

*Department for the Veterans of Psychic Wars. When most left the Army or got busted you stayed behind because you had nowhere else to go. They were inside your head, you remember the scratching feeling against the back of your skull. You can hear the whistling of the Court, the nuclear chaos of it all. Those whistles wax and wan but you hear it in your loneliness and alienation. Your apartment is freezing and you swear you can simply walk in the court of the Outer Gods.

GRU-SV8

*You fought against the cultists of Shub, you hunted down Nazis wizards, traveled to Leng and back. All to get blown away by some NAFO dip shit memer piloting a drone with a grenade tapped to it. The video of your death will be put into a tiktok nsfl compilation and children will do the floss to it.

*The Broken Vanguard. You were there, the past haunts you. Your country was stolen and sold off from you. You live in the decaying ruins of what was to be the future of the workers state.

The Skoptsi

*After much of the cult was either blown away or got pitched you went to jail for mundane crimes. Life max. The cult is no more but you have started a gang culture devoted to the black goat, our lady of new birth. Forgive us for our sins and born us new into the world. Sheds the only flesh for the new flesh. You awaken in the shared prison shower covered in blood and hungry. This is not a prison, it is a feeding farm for you.

*You were a good Orthodox boy who grew up in the church. You read your Bible, you went to service, etc. You are an adult now and you hear the flies. The Flys of the Black Goat. You see some people are covered in flies, at work or at the bus stop or in the store. No one else sees them. But you do. Make the buzzing stop. They smell like rotten flesh. There is only one thing you can do. Buy a toolbox, maybe even a gun? Squash the flies.

Outlook Group

*See Majestic

Phenomen-X

*Zak Bagans but somehow worse. "We are here at this Asylum today". Maybe they believe? Maybe they don't? Is just here until they get a TV show deal with Discovery or The Travel Channel. Does very little work besides just showing up to the filming. They have the same disease as Alex Jones where he needs to buy a new watch every three months just to feel something again.

*Genuine believer but very little to absolutely no camera presence. Has been made into a lolcow by the Phenomen-X social media group because of how awkward and gawky they are.

Tiger Transit

*Since the organization has gone "legit" you were the first of the round of new hires to make the crime organization look as illegal as any other financial firm. You are probably an accountant or a HR person for one of the many shell companies. At the recent company retreat there was a banquet. The main course? The long pork. It wasn't as bad as you thought it would be? Most corpos are flesh eaters so it's fine.

*Since Tiger Transit was a airline used by the CIA to traffic heroin, naturally the next step is become a anti communist advocacy think tank. You are a fresh face social media influencer who cries on podcasts about how communism took away your grandpas opium plantation.

D-Stacks

*Dr. Jensen Wu has to be 88 now right? He probably has an intern? Where is he? He got lost in the storage halls of the museum. Sometimes you see him wandering. Bright smile, wrinkles and all.

*If the program didn't assign a "budget" archeologist to the stacks then the outlaws tried to transfer everything of note to a green box somewhere. God I hope not.

Keepers of the Faith

*One of the dwindling numbers of loyal yog worshippers who slip in and out of the train tunnels of New York. Sometimes people in suits come by and give you snacks from the morgues office for information about the glowing spheres. A peaceful and quiet existence sleeping in the cold and tight seams of the city. The time will come.

*The impatient young blood. Has forbid the teachings of yog for the careless gospel of hip new gods. Doesn't know what the fuck a crawl chaos is but human flesh sure does sound good about now. Got sick and tired of the old dry dead the keepers kept pointing to feed on.

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

ok give gru a gun

[megamangx]

SCP EMERGENCY: a scp story

read other scp fics i did to get comntact on story of Might jenkins my originel scp oc

SCP EMERGENCY

MIGHT was in the lab with doctor shaw and gotted massage from o5 councel "might you must go to the basedment and milk the head lice" said 05 6 and might gotted downstairs with the bucket where a giant scp headlice anmoly was chainwed with a barn

"milking time" might said and squeezed milk from the head lice "help me" screamed a d class as the other gaint headlice pulled into back into the barn to lay nits on his back witch would burst out for sciantists to study "i do not liking that but it is to save millions of lifes so greater good is it what it is" might seid and wented to the lab again

doctor Clef comed and pointed to the map on wall "we have a mission in russia the flesh that hates has ecaped again from its olden days village,

Might got in helichopter and went to the mission in russia and there was fleash monsters "kill them they are not like us" they said picking up pichforks and ak478s but might used a laser machine to kill tons of them "we will protect the human race die evil monsters" and he lasered some more giving them laser.

doctor Clef jumped down with his ukulely witch turned into a machine gun as he opened fire on the flash "we need to find out how they got out of containment" said cleg "oh it" might said.

suddanly they notced there was russian army and gru bases everywhere with labs pumping flesh into people body "what is this depraved oparation" clef said and a big russian stong man picked him up and thorwed him out window "HE WAS MY FRIEND YOU BASTADRD DIE!" might opened fire but the big guy turned into flesh that hates and got real stong real fast "i will break you will russia power" he said but then doctor Kondraki was there with flamethrower "eat fire yeha!" he laughed burning the big bad russian guy.

Might was happy to see him "you got here slow haha" but then the leader og bad guys came in he was buff and half hate flesh IT WAS VLADMIER PUTIN "i am stronged now power and mighty with evil flesh and soon i will infect all russians with it even the childran to make them big and manly and stong and we will invade uklraine unstoppble then world will know power OF MASETER RACE!!" he said and punched might real hard through the brick wall.

some masked cultists with z banners kneeled to putin "we love you our great god are you better than jesus" said the cultist as putin grabbed his mouth and pumped flesh into it infecting him as he growed big with mustles and flesh "I WILL BREAK ENEMYS OF PUTIN!" said flesh cultist.

"russia people are my slaves and will die for me when order i own them" said putin

"YOU ARE MONSTER DO NOT BELONG ANYMORE IN WORLD!" Might sa9id powering up as he opunched into putin 1000s of times as he coughed up blood "HOW YOU STRONG I HAVE FLASH!" he said as might round house kicked him with super and Doctor clef and Kondraki combined attacks with power to blow putin away.

"We are the scp foundation we have power entrusting to us to stop threats like you" said might as he finished Putin off.

the flesh escaped underground as the cultists where arrated and sent to a special prison in space for study.

Might gotted back playing his steamdeck at the lab "what a day that was at least i didnt have to fight the sun this time" might laughed and the alarm camed on and it was 05 2 "might we need you a town has vbeen bnrainwashed by the christmas scp and everyone is christmas controlled"

might sighed "duty never ends haha"

[hadeschan]

item # K24B04

RARE, an over 650 years old Pra Leela, Nua Din, Gru Lan Dok Mai. An ancient baked clay amulet with a bas-relief of a Walking Buddha with his left hand up on his chest displays the gesture of dispelling fear (Abhaya Mudra), or giving instruction (Vitarka Mudra), discovered at Lan Dok Mai Archaeological Site in BE 2520 (CE 1977). This ancient amulet was dated to the reign of King Lithai of Kingdom of Sukhothai between BE 1890 - BE 1912 (CE 1347 - CE 1369).

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The Walking Buddha

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[blueskygirl22]

YOOO GAYS,I WAS LISTEN TO "DOUBLE LIFE" BY PHARELL WILLIAMS AND ONLY TORD PLAY IN MY MIND

So here is songs who fit for every Eddsworld Red army or just other Eddsworld characters

🔪Tord😏

Yeah, brrah

Yeah

Hey, what are you hiding? (Watch)

What you doin' when you're gone? (Hey, hey)

Nothing wrong being private (watch)

Make sure it ain't wrong (yeah)

Your life double-sided (watch)

Two-faced like coins

What side do I get? (Watch)

What side are you on?

So what have you done? (Brrah)

Some of your dirt has come to light (yeah)

Why were you speedin' up that hill until the brakes come off? (Hey, hey)

And someone saw you in a fight

Am I right?

It doesn't matter to you if you get heads or tails

You just don't like to flip all the time

But if you spin it then you get to see both sides

Oh, the thrill of the double life

Lie detector time (watch)

Do you feel bad when you lie? (Watch)

The look on your face says the best life (watch)

And then come home like it's fine

Am I right? (Watch)

So what have you done?

Some of your dirt has come to light

Why were you speedin' up that hill until the brakes come off? (Hey)

And someone saw you in a fight

Am I right? (Ah)

It doesn't matter to you if you get heads or tails

You just don't like to flip all the time

But if you spin it then you get to see both sides

Oh, the thrill of the double life (brrah)

Who will you be tonight?

That's the question (brrah)

Who will Gru be tonight?

That's the question (yeah)

I know you heard the rumors (hey)

You must get over to it right away (oh)

If anyone can do it, you gotta get there soon, it's not okay (hey)

You got cars to drive, plenty jets to fly (baow, baow)

When will you arrive? You're running out of time

Don't you see that everything is on the line?

So I'm sorry but you have to choose a side

You'll never know when it's your time to go (side, hey)

And where you end up in life, that's code (side)

You can't ignore, you're spinning your life (baow, baow)

Your watch is broken 'cause you spent all your time (side)

It's now or never, on this, everything rides (side)

Before the spinning stops, you must pick a side (yeah, yeah, brrah)

Who will you be tonight?

That's the question (yeah, yeah)

Who will Gru be tonight?

That's the question (yeah)

Who will you be tonight? (Hey)

That's the question (yeah)

Who will Gru be tonight? (Ayy)

That's the question

(Double life by Pharell Williams)

🚬Paul🔫

They're gonna clean up your looks

With all the lies in the books

To make a citizen out of you

Because they sleep with a gun

And keep an eye on you, son

So they can watch all the things you do

Because the drugs never work

They're gonna give you a smirk

'Cause they got methods of keeping you clean

They're gonna rip up your heads

Your aspirations to shreds

Another cog in the murder machine

They said, "All teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me"

They could care less as long as someone'll bleed

So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose

Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me

The boys and girls in the clique

The awful names that they stick

You're never gonna fit in much, kid

But if you're troubled and hurt

What you got under your shirt

Will make them pay for the things that they did

They said, "All teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me"

They could care less as long as someone'll bleed

So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose

Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me

Oh, yeah!

They said, "All teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me"

They could care less as long as someone'll bleed

So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose

Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me

All together now!

"Teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me"

They could care less as long as someone'll bleed

So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose

Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me

"Teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me"

They could care less as long as someone'll bleed

So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose

Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me

(Teengers by My chemicel)

👨‍✈️Patryck🛩

I guess I just lost my husband

I don't know where he went

So I'm gonna drink my money

I'm not gonna pay his rent (Nope)

I got a brand new attitude

And I'm gonna wear it tonight

I wanna get in trouble

I wanna start a fight

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

I wanna start a fight

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

I wanna start a fight!

So, so what?

I'm still a rock star

I got my rock moves

And I don't need you

And guess what?

I'm having more fun

And now that we're done

I'm gonna show you tonight

I'm alright

I'm just fine

And you're a tool

So, so what?

I am a rock star

I got my rock moves

And I don't want you tonight

Uh, check my flow, uh

The waiter just took my table

And gave it to Jessica Simps, shit

I guess I'll go sit with drum boy

At least he'll know how to hit (Oops)

What if this song's on the radio?

Then somebody's gonna die

I wanna get in trouble

My ex will start a fight

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

He's gonna start a fight

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

We're all gonna get in a fight

So, so what?

I'm still a rock star

I got my rock moves

And I don't need you

And guess what?

I'm having more fun

And now that we're done

I'm gonna show you tonight

I'm alright

I'm just fine

And you're a tool

So, so what?

I am a rock star

I got my rock moves

And I don't want you tonight

You weren't there

You never were

You want it all

But that's not fair

I gave you life

I gave my all

You weren't there

You let me fall

So, so what?

I'm still a rock star

I got my rock moves

And I don't need you

And guess what?

I'm having more fun

And now that we're done (We're done)

I'm gonna show you tonight

I'm alright (I'm alright)

I'm just fine (I'm just fine)

And you're a tool

So, so what?

I am a rock star

I got my rock moves

And I don't want you tonight (I don't want you tonight)

No no, no no

I don't want you tonight

You weren't there

I'm gonna show you tonight (I'm gonna show you tonight)

I'm alright (I'm alright)

I'm just fine

And you're a tool

So, so what?

I am a rock star

I got my rock moves

And I don't want you tonight (I don't want you tonight)

(So what by PINK)

(Well,So what didn't fit Pat a bit)

[lesbiankoby]

#wait. wait this is sooooooo good#especially if dante was young enough to basically forget everything#whoever comes to investigate the fire finds a small child locked in a wardrobe and is like oh my god#but dante refuses to say anything at all. just does not talk bc he's like 4 and traumatized#gets adopted out. tony redgrave becomes his name bc someone chooses it for him#bc the people realize there...somehow are not records for the family that lived on the hill. they can't remember the kids' names#as dante gets older he blocks out those memories. he knows he's adopted but he doesn't remember his life before#and maybe mundus doesn't realize sparda had 2 kids so vergil keeps most of the demons busy while running#but eventually he and dante end up close to each other. and the demons find dante too#dante's family gets killed and he doesn't know why. what were those creatures. what's happening#why does he feel like he's seen them before. why does he feel like he needs to hide. it's hot. his skin burns. throat hurts to breathe#police investigate and assume it was some brutal armed robbery. dante gets shoved onto another family#eventually they're killed too. and dante doesn't know what's happening. he gets almost mortally wounded but lives#by the time he's found he's healed though so when he talks about monsters and nearly dying the police assume he's either-#traumatized/in shock to the point of delirium. or that he's insane and HE'S the one who killed them.

#dante ends up running. maybe he just bolts. maybe more demons come and give him his opening.#i'm not totally sure how he'd get Rebellion. honestly i'm not totally opposed to him getting it in the temen ni gru?#like. he starts with his guns and maybe some knives or something. vergil knows he's young so he basically orders some of the-#intelligent guardians of the tower to make sure dante makes it to him alive. maybe he orders nevan to do it or something#cerberus falls to dante's guns. also hmmm thats a lot of bats and lightning wonder what that was oh well#same with agni and rudra. wow this tower has so many bats someone should clear this place out#dante mostly relies on agni and rudra for his fight with vergil. he summons rebellion when vergil stabs him through the chest.#(vergil then stabs him with rebellion because he's not sure if yamato is quite enough to unlock his trigger and save him)#(vergil is in this to get power to protect himself...and i think dante too. a younger dante he'd feel more care for. bc it's different-)#(when your mom tries to protect a 4 year old who can't protect himself versus your twin brother who shouldve been as capable)#dante vs nevan would be fun bc he'd realize she'd been helping him this whole time and not want to fight but she has orders to.#also i think pre dmc3 vergil and dante meeting would be dante trying to figure out who vergil is. he's not sure. but he KNOWS him#that's what drives dante to the tower. arkham tells him that 'the man you saw' is there. lures him w the promise of family#oh no i'm out of tags! but fun to think about

YOWCH AND AH... SO GOOD... i have a lot of like half formed thoughts about [gestures] all this and i dont have the time or will to gather them all together atm but i think "tony redgrave" being called "dante" by vergil (and probably but not necessarily arkham) and that name hitting the core of that. deeply repressed part of him... (and that interplay with lady's plotline with her name!) + the uh horror of this version of dante literally not knowing what he is, really, other then cursed. vergil's opinions on that...

woah baby brother (real actual) dante… i think my vague impression of that au would be either “vergil has to raise his own baby brother” (nobody likes that) or “dante and vergil are still separated but dante was young enough to not actually have clear memories of their time together & has even less of an idea of what the hell is going on with his life (and probably doesn’t have rebellion on him initially)” (nobody likes that)

[gaps-between-stories]

i cant believe yall are doing this to grubi in front of his MOM

[xpsychohogx]

be nice to sonic and his fans

[diamondzart]

Check some of my thoughts under the artwork ;)

One-page comic that illustrates how I imagine the relationship in a trio of Gru, Wild Knuckles (Willy Kobra) and Dr. Nefario. I saw some people thinking about who is the real father figure since the movie itself clearly tells us that it must be Wild Knuckles.

What I really like to think is that he is more of a grandpa and a tutor, while Nefario stands closer to being a father figure and a friend. He is in his early 30s so I’d expect him to still be a bit hyperactive and ambitious, he is sociable and eager to show off with his inventions. I mean, in post-credit scene he is clearly having fun from the opportunity to impress Gru with the airship, and in the first scene in Criminal Records he also could just call for him, but he chose to use his “Smart Goo” device to draw his attention. Obviously to show off 😏

So yeah, when he gets in one team with Gru and Wild Knuckles, he is found between a kid that is sincerely impressed by literally everything he does, and an old experienced man who is thinking more rational and considers him an upstart. And while Wild Knuckles is trying to teach Gru things, there is Nefario that is like “gahahah look I made a gun that shoots pins here ya go have fun at school”. And here is where their conflict lies. Wild Knuckles considers him too turbulent, while Gru is more than happy to have an adult friend who also wants to do silly things for the sake of doing silly things. So every time Nefario gives Gru another weird thing he assembled in one sleepless night, Wild Knuckles gets irritated and insists that these things only distract the kid from learning how to be a real great villain. And for that, Nefario calls him “boring old fart” behind his back.

That’s basically how I see their relationship, yeah. Sorry for the long post.

[redhatmeg]

In some ways, Gru in Minions: The Rise of Gru plays similar role as Margo, Edith and Agnes in the first Despicable Me movie.

At the beginning we are introduced to Wild Knuckles, an elder supervillain who got betrayed by his companions and now looks for the plan to take back the Zodiac Stone and reclaim his glory.

In Despicable Me Perkins makes a point of Gru being old and kind of washed-up in comparison to Vector; and this makes Gru even more determined to steal the moon and show his mother, Perkins and supervillain community as a whole that he still got it.

Since in Minions sequel Gru managed to steal the Zodiac Stone, Wild Knuckles kidnaps him to get the Stone. But unfortunately Gru doesn’t have it, so Knuckles keeps him as a hostage so the Minions will get him the Stone or else Gru will get hurt. At first Knuckles treats him rather poorly and even tortures him on Disco Inferno, and when his henchmen quit, he decides to use the boy as a free labour. It is only when the kid saves his life, that Knuckles starts to see him more like a student.

Now, let’s get back to Despicable Me - Gru decides to adopt the three girls, seeing how Vector is very fond of the cookies they sell. At first Margo, Edith and Agnes are just means to retrieve the miniaturization gun from Vector, and once they accomplish that, Gru plans to abandon them in the theme park. But then Gru gets forced to go along with the girls and later decides to detroy the shooting range stand because the guy running it is cheating. The girls’ reaction is admiration (and in Agnes case - gratitude, because Gru got her a stuffed unicorn she wanted to win). We later see Gru, Margo, Edith and Agnes coming back from theme park, laughing.

In both instances this is the moment when the bond between older supervillain and the child(ren) he’s took under his wing starts to grow and we are shown how it develops. But then something happens - Dr. Neferio sends the girls away because he thinks they distract Gru from moon stealing project, and Gru just lets it happen; while Wild Knuckles come back to his house destroyed by his former companions and tells Gru to just leave.

However, Margo, Edith and Agnes get kidnapped by Vector who will give them back to Gru in exchange for the moon. And so Gru immediately goes to the girls’ rescue and, with the help of minions and Dr. Neferio, saves them.

Meanwhile, in Rise of Gru, he himself gets caught by Vicious 5 and punished for his theft by having his limbs tied to the clock arms - he’s in danger and in need of rescue. And so Wild Knuckles comes to fight with Vicious 5 just to save the kid.

Bottom line:

Nothing can change supervillain’s life like a child.

[numblikesdonuts]

Dr. Nefario x Reader

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A/N: Umm… yeah I don’t know what possessed me to make this but here you go.

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Gru’s lab was dimly lit by only the illumination of two ceiling lamps. It was late in the night, 11:45 to be exact, and everyone was asleep. Everyone, except you. You were Dr. Nefario’s pet. Yes, he kept you in a cage under a desk in Gru’s lab. You may be wondering, how did you become his pet? Well, you two met at Walmart in the garden section, and you were wearing a choker that day. He shrank you into a pocket sized bean and took you with him. You haven’t seen your home ever since.

Anywho, it was night time and you were unable to sleep. The pungent smell of jelly made your stomach grumble, since Dr. Nefario forgot to feed you today. He was too busy fapping off to pictures of Gru in his fairy costume. You were getting crabby since you were hungry as fuck and wanted out of your damn cage. You kept thinking of anything you could get a hold of to satisfy your hunger. As you grab a hold of the bars to your cage, you rattled its opening vigorously, hoping to open it. *CREEK*

It opened! You scampered out of your cage and scrambled to your feet. And then you heard footsteps… ‘CRAP!’ you thought to yourself.

Before you were able to go anywhere Dr. Nefario came into the room and saw you out of your cage. “What are you doing out of your cage, egghead?” You smiled innocently at him “Master, forgive my silliness for I have sinned. Feed me some beans from the can of tin.” Dr. Nefario sighed and walked towards you, “You know, today has been a long day and I could use a break.” He gently grabbed you by the chin, “Is baby gonna be a good pet and give me that good good?” You blushed and knew what he wanted. “Yes, Master.”

Dr. Nefario sat in his chair while playing with fart putty while he waited for you. You soon came back to the dimly lit room wearing a Grimace costume, holding four jars of Gru’s special jelly. You shyly stepped into the light so he could see you. Dr. Nefario grinned and put his putty to the side, then placed his hands together into the weird mad scientist position, “Go on,” he groaned out. You stood straight and placed down the jars of jelly in front of you. It was so eerily quiet- you could hear every move you made in your costume, the glass of the jars being placed on the floor, and Dr. Nefario’s breathing. Your hands shakily reached for one of the jars as you tried to focus, but all you could see was the beaming stare coming off those dark circled goggles. Your hands struggled to hold the jar of jelly since the costume covered your fingers, but eventually you were able to grasp it. You opened the jar and poured its contents in front of you. One jar… two… three… and the last one. There was a fuck ton of jelly in front of you. You looked at its sticky reflection and then at the doctor’s eyes. “Do it.” He said a little impatiently.

You placed your fuzzy purple feet into the slippery, sticky jelly and began to twerk. “Twerk… twerk twerk” you mumbled with each booty bounce. Dr. Nefario nastily chuckled, “Mmm Daddy likey.” You shook harder “Twerk twerk twerk twerk” you heard the clicking of metal being grabbed and handled. You looked to your master, who was now holding his beloved fart gun. He aimed it at you and fired an atrocious fart. He smirked, “Smell it,” he ordered. You took a deep inhale through your nose…. It smelled horrendous. “How does it smell?” He asked with gross pleasure, “Rotten,” you replied.

You slipped and fumbled on the jelly and struggled to compose yourself when you heard tiny footsteps behind you, “Wigga booba??” You turned to see a minion behind you looking shocked, but mostly confused. Dr. Nefario scampered to his feet quickly and hurried towards the minion, “Get back in your cage.” He ordered as he walked to the minion. You headed for your cage and began unzipping your Grimace costume off- “Ah! Leave the costume on…” he demanded. You gulped and crawled on your sticky hands and knees into your cage and watched Dr. Nefario push the minion out of the lab. He turned around and nothing shined brighter than his dark reflective goggles and gross smile. “Now,” he sighed contently, “where were we?”

You crawled back out of your cage, free from minion eyes, and went to Master Nefario. “What shall I do now, Master?” He smiled and walked towards his desk, picking up what looked like a smartphone. “You know exactly what to do.” He pressed his smartphone and “Pony” by Ginuwine began to play. A perverted grin slid on Dr Nefario’s face as he sat back down on his chair. You knew what he wanted. You began to shake your Grimace belly; up, down, and side to side going slow but gradually speeding up. You spun in a circle with your hands in the air and swirled your hips around. “Very good…” His words dripped out of his mouth and he lifted a finger signaling for you to come here. You hopped towards him like a jumping bean, as that was how he likes it. He leaned back in his chair, giving you as much lap room as needed. You turned your fuzzy purple ass towards him and shook it like a trash bag.

“Goddamn, so juicy…” he grabbed a bag of crushed smarties and snorted a good amount up his nostril. “Oh man…” You grabbed his fart putty and put it to his ear. You played fart ASMR with him and you could see the drool escaping his lips. “Mmm stinky…” you whispered to him. “Fart me.” He demanded. You looked at him like he just threw up a bunch of snakes, “…. Pardon?” You asked him. He grabbed his fart gun and shoved it in your arms, “Fart me.” Dr Nefario demanded, getting impatient. You pointed his fart gun at him firing away, “Mmmm” he groaned as he leaned farther back into his chair. ‘Wait… did he just pass out?’ You thought to yourself, “Master Nefario…” no response. ‘Well, back to the cage’ you thought as you went back over there. “At least when he wakes up he’ll give me a treat.”

The End

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[fancyshooting]

OCELUCK

"You were lucky. We'll meet again!" is more than just a callback to MGS1.

After Ocelot's gun jams during his first encounter with Snake, we see him in the helicopter reflecting on his defeat. It has such an impact on him that he keeps the offending bullet, which we see worn around his neck upon Snake's return to Rassvet. Ocelot fails to shoot him again (although at this point they were secretly allied, so there is a possibility that this was deliberate). When their duel is interrupted at Bolshaya Past Crevice, Ocelot says, "You were lucky. We'll meet again!" This is the first of several times he mentions luck. This line is important in letting us know exactly how Snake is perceived by Ocelot. He has had three opportunities to best Snake. We know he is confident in his abilities, so to him, the only reason Snake keeps escaping is because he is lucky.

He is still thinking about luck at Ponizovje Warehouse, where he says to Sokolov, "Let's find out just how lucky you are."

Volgin is present in this scene, so by openly expressing contempt for the "traitor", Sokolov, Ocelot is demonstrating his loyalty to the GRU. However, Sokolov cannot be killed at this point due to his crucial role in the development of the Shagohod. He can be captured and tormented but he cannot be killed. Why, then would Ocelot play such a risky game? Rather than believing Snake is lucky, he may believe himself to be unlucky, meaning that Sokolov will ultimately come to no physical harm. He even gives Sokolov a higher chance of survival by using three guns. Another reference to luck is made, then The Boss snatches the loaded gun away before Ocelot can pull the trigger for the sixth and final time. Had she not intervened, Sokolov would have been shot.

The game of Russian Roulette in the torture room plays out in much the same way: a single bullet chambered in one of three guns. Just as it happened with Sokolov, Tatyana is spared only because Snake collides with Ocelot and throws off his aim. Before Ocelot leaves the room, he says that Tatyana "got lucky this time".

When Ocelot eventually gets the chance to test Snake's luck with a game of Russian Roulette, he does so using only one revolver, giving Snake a lower chance of survival than both Sokolov and Tatyana had previously. There is no reason for Ocelot to threaten Snake here. Even is he is protecting his cover, he should be trying to capture the escaped prisoner, not kill him. His belief in Snake's inherent luck encourages him to take this risk. After Snake jumps from the waterfall, Ocelot notices the chambered bullet. He sees that even if he had pulled the trigger before Snake escaped, the chamber would have been empty. This is meaningful to Ocelot and marks the moment he begins to view his repeated failure to defeat Snake as "fate". This line from the MGS3 novel makes this clear:

"The roulette match was postponed again by Snake's good luck. Three times in a row, even if by chance, could be perceived as fate."

When Ocelot subjected Sokolov and Tatyana to Russian Roulette, both were only spared due to the game being disrupted. He had used three guns, only one of which contained a live round. With Snake, he increases the chance of him being shot by using only one gun. Of the three games, the chamber was only empty when it was pointed at Snake.

To Ocelot, Snake is seemingly invulnerable. He defeated the elite Ocelot Unit, almost all of the legendary Cobra Unit and managed to sneak his way into the "impenetrable fortress" Groznyj Grad. He always survives difficult situations that others would perish in. This is why in the torture room Ocelot clutches the bullet that prevented him from killing Snake at Rassvet. The bullet symbolises fate and he was using it as a sort of lucky charm, willing Snake through Volgin's torture after seeing how weak he had become.

At the end, when Ocelot boards the WIG, he is again taking a big risk. Snake still thinks he is an enemy and could easily kill him. The pistol that Eva throws to Snake is, fortunately for Ocelot, unloaded. Every instance that he and Snake evade death at the other's hands is fate to him. The only time he is "allowed" to shoot Snake is when his gun is loaded with a blank. In two of the four variations of this scene, he again mentions luck playing a part. Before he jumps out of the WIG, he is still thinking about fate bringing them together:

"'Til we meet again, John."

Whether they will meet again is uncertain but Ocelot is assured that it will happen.

[hadeschan]

item # K23E22

RARE Pra Khun Paen Kai Paa Seek, Luang Phor Guay, Nua Din, Kleuap Yang Na. A baked clay Pra Khun Paen amulet coated with plant resin. The amulet is with a bas-relief of Buddha in Mara Vichai gesture with a Kuman Thong lying under. This type of amulet of Luang Phor Guay was copied the style of ancient baked clay Pra Khun Paen Kai Paa Seek Gru Wat Phrarup, an amulet in a shape of a boiled egg that was cut in half, discovered at Wat Phrarup, Suphan Buri Province. Made from many types of sacred earth & minerals, and powder crushed from holy ancient baked clay Buddha amulets, made by Luang Phor Guay of Wat Khositaram (Wat Ban Khae or Wat Luang Phor Guay), Chai Nat Province after BE 2500 (CE 1957).

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BEST FOR: Pra Khun Paen is one of Thailand’s Best amulets for Nak-layng, ruffian (a violent person, especially one involved in crime), Mafia Boss, Crime Prevention Police Officer, Park Ranger, Field Soldier and Nak-layng Poo Ying (a connoisseur of women / a womanizer). Kumanthong helps protect and guard your properties, and do best at safeguarding all your family members. Not only the spirits may communicate with you in dreams, or be seen or heard in daily life, but they also provide affection and companionship. Mahasanay (Magic Charm) it helps turn you to prince charming in the eyes of girls, Metta Maha Niyom (it helps make people love you, and be nice to you), Kaa Kaai Dee (it helps tempt your customers to buy whatever you are selling and it helps attract new customers and then keep them coming back. Wealth & Prosperity, Maha Laap (it brings lucky wealth). It warns danger coming ahead, Klawklad Plodpai (it helps push you away from all danger), Kongkraphan (it makes you invulnerable to all weapon attack), Nang Nieow, a rock-hard skin that is completely impervious to damage with bludgeoning or piercing weapons. Maha-ut (it stops gun from shooting at you). Ponggan Poot-pee pee-saat Kunsai Mondam Sa-niat jan-rai Sat Meepit (it helps ward off evil spirit, demon, bad ghost, bad omen, bad spell, curse, accursedness, black magic, misfortune, doom, and poisonous animals). And this amulet helps protect you from manipulators, backstabbers, and toxic people. Baihuay, the spirits of the dead may tell/give hints of winning lottery numbers. And the force of the bad intentions / activities / behaviors from your enemies hitting you, the Khata Sà-tón Klap Spell puts an equal force back onto them, meaning those bad intentions / activities / behaviors bounce back up to your enemies.

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Pra Khun Paen

The Pra Khun Paen is a type of amulet with figure of Pra Buddha Chinnaraj of Wat Phra Si Rattana Mahathat Woramahawihan (Wat Yai or Wat Pra Buddha Chinnaraj) seating inside an elaborate arch. This type of amulet was first discovered at Wat Pra Roop Archaeology Site, Suphan Buri Province. And such type of ancient baked clay amulet with figure of Pra Buddha Chinnaraj is called “Pra Khun Paen” ever since. It was called Pra Khun Paen to honor the Thai famous Warrior General Khun Paen, the Governor of Suphan Buri Province in the Kingdom of Ayutthaya.

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Kuman Thong

Kuman Thong is an effigy, or statue which is revered in Thailand by animists. They are believed to bring luck and fortune to the owner, if properly revered. Kuman, or Kumara (Pali) means “young boy” (female kumari); thong means golden. Kuman thong is not a Buddhist practice, but necromancy. Genuine Kuman Thong, which was revered and created in ancient times according to traditional method by Adept practitioners of Saiyasart, was made by surgically removing the unborn fetus from the womb of its Mother. The body of the child would then be taken to a cemetery for the conduction of the ceremony to invoke a Kuman Thong. The body is roasted until dry whilst the Mage chants incantations of magical kata. In the case of making a female spirit child, the effigy is not called Kuman Tong, rather “Hong Pray”.

Some Kuman effigies will be soaked in Nam Man Prai, which has extract of a dead child or a person who died in violent circumstances or an unnatural death. This is much less common now, because this practice is now illegal if using fat from human babies for the consecrating oil. There are however still some authentically made amulets appearing. Some years ago a famous monk was thrown out of the Buddhist sangha for roasting a baby. He was convicted, but later continued to make magic as a layperson after his release. The practice of creating Necromantic effigies of a Kuman Tong comes from age old tradition in Thailand. Thai folk have made Bucha to Animistic spirits and ghosts since time immemorial. The original Kuman Tong came from children who died whilst still in their mother’s womb. The Magic makers would take these stillborn babies and adopt them as their children.

From what information has been gathered from ancient Thai manuscripts about how to make a Kuman Tong, it appears that the correct method is to remove the dead baby surgically from the mother’s womb, and take it to undergo the proper ceremonial ritual; The baby must be roasted until dry. This must be completed before dawn, and should be performed in a cemetery. Once

the rite is completed, the dry-roasted Kuman should be painted with Ya Lak (a kind of lacquer used to cover amulets and Takrut with gold leaf, and covered in gold leaf. This is the real reason why this effigy received the name of “Kuman Thong” (which means “Golden Baby Boy”).

Origins: In Thailand, the Kuman Thong is also spoken of in the legend of Khun Chang Khun Phaen, where the character Khun Phaen made one by removing the stillborn baby from the stomach of his wife.

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 “ขอศิษย์ทั้งหลายอย่าอดอย่าอยากอย่ายากอย่าจนอย่าต่ำกว่าคนอย่าจนกว่าเขา”

“All of my Looksit (disciples / followers /adherents/ worshippers / devotees) will be away from destitution, failure, hardship & difficulty in living, poverty, inferiority, and deterioration in quality of life.”

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Luang Phor Guay was highly respected by Luang Phor Pare of Wat Pikulthong, Singburi Province. Many Batches of Luang Phor Pare’s amulets were blessed by Luang Phor Guay first, Luang Phor Pare would bring them to Luang Phor Guay and ask Luang Phor Guay to bless them for him before the Grand Blessing Ceremonies…

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*All of the amulet made by Luang Phor Guay, the last mantra that Luang Phor Guay blessed on amulets was “The Khata Sà-tón Klap (The Bouncing Back Mantra)”. The force of the bad intentions / activities / behaviors from your enemies hitting you, the Khata Sà-tón Klap puts an equal force back onto them, meaning those bad intentions / activities / behaviors bounce back up to your enemies.

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LUANG PHOR GUAY

Luang Phor Guay was an abbot of Wat Kositaram (Wat Ban Khae), Chainat Province living between (BE 2448 to BE 2522)

Luang Phor Guay was a disciple of many Legendary Guru Monks, for instance;

- The Holy Luang Phu Tao of Wat Kaang Kaao, a senior brotherhood of Luang Phu Suk of Wat Pak Klong Makham-tao

- The Holy Luang Phu Sri of Wat Pra Prang

- The Holy Luang Phor Derm of Wat Nong Pho

The supernatural power of Luang Phor Guay experienced by his Looksit (disciples / followers /adherents/ worshippers / devotees)

1)An ability to know the future.

2)An ability to shoot clay ball bullets from a sling bow with cursive path (line of fire) to any targets Luang Phor Guay wanted, no matter how far they were.

3)An ability to make a ring to be put on anybody’s fingers no matter where they were by blowing rings from Luang Phor Guay’s palms.

4)Photo shootings without Luang Phor Guay’s permission, those photos would be blurry or camera malfunctions.

5)An ability to make people who just visited Luang Phor Guay not to recognize Luang Phor Guay after leaving Luang Phor Guay.

6)An ability to stop gun from firing at him or anyone

7)An ability to make gun malfunction by squeezing out a piece of cloth in his hands.

8)An ability to make ants to return to their nest hole.

9)An ability to bless chicken food, and made chickens eat it if the chickens or the chicken eggs were stolen, and later eaten by the thieves, the thieves would got Dermatophytosis or Ringworm on their skins.

10)An ability to use a rock tying up with a robe, and beat up his looksit, and looksit felt no pain.

11)An ability to stop the gun from firing by saying “the gun jammed”.

12)An ability to treat people with headache by pinching their own thumbs.

13)An ability to heal people with broken bones.

14)An ability to replace the pain during child labor from wives to their husbands.

15)An ability to turn a man to both a crocodile, and then a tiger or vice versa.

16)An ability to turn midrib of a banana leaf to a green snake, and a loincloth belt to a cobra.

17)An ability to turn leaves of Maerua siamensis (Kurz) Pax tree to wasps.

18)An ability to turn a joss stick wrapped with red paper to a Siamese fighting fish.

19)An ability to hold burning charcoal in his hands

20)An ability to pick anything that his hand could hold from anyplace, no matter how far they were.

21)Luang Phor Guay’s message to his looksit would come true.

22)An ability to make his amulets floating in the water or flying in the air.

23)An ability to command wasps to sting any people he wanted. And command turtles to search for anybody he wanted.

24)An ability to toss his amulets into the air, and those amulets were flying to people whom he wanted to give amulets to, no matter where they lived.

25)An ability to know if his Looksit were assaulted or in danger, no matter where they were at.

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THE AMULETS OF LUANG PHOR GUAY

Luang Phor Guay made and blessed all of his amulets by himself. Mon Pra Gaan, the Lord Kala in Sanskrit, the Pra Gaan Mantra, the one who is beyond time (death) and universe and all life within, and the god of death. Those who have good intentions of using Luang Phor Guay’s amulets would be blessed, those who are not will be doomed. And all amulets made by Luang Phor Guay, at the final of blessing ritual, Luang Phor Guay would end with Khata Sa-ton-klap. Such Khata has a power that helps protect amulet wears from manipulators, backstabbers, and toxic people. Not only protection from those kind of people, but also people who are thinking a “bad” thought about the amulet wearers will also be doomed.

REMARK: According to Looksit (disciples / followers / adherents / worshippers / devotees) of Luang Phor Guay, Luang Phor Guay made amulets every day to release his mind power (Grasin Fire) that generated heat in his body, and Luang Phor Guay NEVER made amulets for sale. Luang Phor Guay just gave amulets to anybody he wanted.

THE BLESSING PROCESS OF AMULETS OF LUANG PHOR GUAY

Luang Phor Guay blessed his amulets at the 7 times of the day firstly in the early morning, in the late morning, in the afternoon, in the late afternoon, in the evening, in the late evening, and at midnight. These 7 times of blessing was said to be the blessing process of Black Magic, and to prolong/extent the lives of people who wear his amulets in case that people’s lifespan on earth are shorten by their bad karma. And only best guru monks or Best white robe masters could perform such rituals. Luang Phor Guay would pick the day on auspicious constellations (Rerk Mongkon), master of devil constellations (Rerk Boon Phraya Maan), and criminal constellations (Jora Rerk). Luang Phor Guay said that the Rerk Boon Phraya Maan, and Jora Rerk are constellations that help criminals, and evil people to successfully commit their crimes, and amulets of Luang Phor Guay would perform miracles to persuade those bad people to believe in good and bad karma, then they will return to support Buddhism, and finally, they will be decent citizens.

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DIMENSION: 4.10 cm high / 2.20 cm wide / 1.10 cm thick

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item # K23E22

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