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The Caraval universe would be better if it was more gay. Thank you for your time
#caraval#caraval scarlett#caraval series#caraval tella#ouabh#ouabh series#jacks of the hollow#scarlett and julian#julian santos#donatella dragna#scarlett dragna#evajacks#scarlett x julian#tella dragna#tellalegend#tella x legend#Everytime I reread and Legend says āgood thing he doesn't like girls that wayā about Caspar I scream#I like to think he's maybe aroace?#But 100% gay confirmed I love it#He is seen flirting with a guy at one point but honestly Caraval goes hard it's hard to tell if it's for the game or real#personal headcanon#Jacks gives huge bi energy#You're telling me he's lived for hundreds(?) of years as an immortal and hasn't experimented a bit??#Also Tella#Come on#Look at her#Shes bi and I will not be convinced otherwise#Please give me more suggestions#Make it gayer
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I mean, who hasn't lovingly grabbed their best friend's hips while reassuring them of their innocence
#extremely heterosexual behaviour i tell you. completely and utterly straight#this is one of my absolute favourite episodes!! i couldn't make a watch thread because i'd stop every two seconds to comment something lmao#but i just had to point this out#like she goes for the elbows but then she full on hugs blanche's waist. and i don't blame her but also#wife behaviour#blanche & dorothy especially are very romantic in this episode i think. they spend entire scenes touching / in close contact#i also saved another screenshot where they are in such a married pose lmao#this is just a Really Gay Episode in general. murder mysteries are already gay culture in my book#at the beginning Dorothy quotes a passage from a book and she chooses the one that describes a beautiful woman. girl idk how to tell you...#and it's gay for me because i literally ascend every time i see blanche's shoulders. who allowed her to wear that frilly dress#because she makes me 500% gayer every time i see her in it#i have even more gay comments on this but. i'll keep them to myself.#anyway yeah enjoy the blanche/dorothy of it all#this is S7E2: the case of the libertine belle#the golden girls#golden wives
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Let's say chocolate is a metaphor for traditional relationships that happen to appear good but are too sickly sweet for Sanji to handle and after WCI he ends up not liking chocolate. At least for a while. He needs to move on from what happened first. But he wants to force himself to like it because he should like chocolate. It is one of the most basic ingredients when making sweets and it is also everywhere.
So what if it makes him want to throw up? What if his stomach betrays him when cooking? What if he needs to stop every two seconds to breathe because his lungs don't work properly when he smells chocolate? He will keep trying and trying to make it work. Everybody loves chocolate, after all, he should too.
But then, one day, Usopp sees everything he has around the kitchen. Like. That's an awful lot of sweets and a disgusting amount of chocolate and he doesn't seem like he has slept in a week. So of course he is concerned. "Why- What's all of this about, Sanji?" He tries to hide his nervousness with a laugh.
Sanji grips the counter tighter. So much his knuckles turn white. "I- I don't know. I guess I was just. In the mood for chocolate." But he doesn't sound sure at all. In fact, he looks like he's about to cry.
"Well." He looks around the room without wanting to touch anything but approaching Sanji a bit to check on him. "Luffy can have all of my portions because I kind of... Not like chocolate?"
"You don't- You don't like chocolate?"
"No? Too sweet. I actually pretty much hate it? The smell already makes me ill."
"Me too."
"You what?"
"I think I don't- I don't think I like chocolate anymore. Is that- I don't know if I ever did. Is that alright?"
"Why wouldn't it be alright, Sanji? It's just chocolate. Nobody can force you to eat it. Or cook it if you really don't want to."
And Sanji realizes that maybe... Maybe it is alright for him to not want chocolate, and a wave of relief takes over him for a solid second.
#sometimes i think about sanji and his internalized homophobia#he's a bit too much like me it's scary-- anyway#i don't like chocolate that much either like. talking literally here#so maybe sanji looks a little gayer and less bi in this post but have you considered that i needed to make it like this bc i'm projecting#i have no idea where i wanted to go with this. chocolate in theory are like. just the concept of traditional m/f relationships#but it ended up looking more like girls in general and look. look. maybe. maybe it's okay for sanji to be a little gay in this one#usopp has absolutely no idea what's going on but he just knows sanji is very very fucked up and needs help rn#also something something usopp doesn't like chocolate and sanji forces himself to like it until he realizes he doesn't have to#idk i don't think he hates chocolate in this one maybe he just needs a little more time to like. eat chocolate#what the fuck am i saying this doesn't make any sense i just woke up i am so sorry#black leg sanji#usopp#sanuso#one piece#whole cake island
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Pretty Girls by ReneƩ Rapp and Good Luck Babe by Chappel Roan 2 sides of a gay coin
#almost makes me nostalgic for my messy ādating in collegeā era#wellā¦ no#but im so happy for the teenagers who are living through an absolute queer girl pop renaissance#like ill never forget my - girls like girls hayley kiyoko - roots#but damn music has never been better or gayer#music#mj lore
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i made a bly manor reference today while volunteering for the local park garden and the girl who had her hands in the dirt with me all morning not only laughed but spent the rest of our time there in close proximity. gay girls, we're truly everywhere.
#i was Getting the signs throughout our chit chat but still unsure#until at some point she flirted by asking me if i was going to volunteer again anytime soon yet neither of us exchanged contacts#what's gayer than not doing anything#that was just a nice silly encounter but it's funny how i'm always running into girls (online as well) who are just like me in this aspect#(too shy to make the first move)
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Hi!!! should I watch Lost since itās on Netflix or is it like your SPN show? thanks!
MY show? ššššš pls girl donāt start with me
okay so i enjoyed and had a great time watching lost. lost gave me characters like desmond hume and juliet burke. helloā¦ here is what i would say:
lost = good show sometimes plagued with bad writing with an audience too fucking stupid to understand itā¦ugh
spn = bad show where there was *sometimes* some *completely fucking accidental* good writing with an audience simultaneously too smart and way too fucking stupid for it. usually too stupid. itās fucking bad okay!
#like they literally had to make castiel as in love with dean because they actually wrote him that way and had NO other fucking possible arc#for his character after a certain point#like they never fucking intended that! at all! they just kept accidentally writing him gayer and gayer#and then because they had no choice but to commit#they killed him 2 seconds after he confessed his feelings. LMAO#honestly. itās incredible#anyway imo lost is good and makes me wish we were back in the era where#1) tv was good#2) we got weekly episodes#3) shows had surprises! suspense! writers who took risks!#4) writing that relies on the intelligence of the audience (like brba and bcs) lol - lost writers assumed ppl were a lil smarter than they#actually are but itās ok#like. they TRIED.#5) complex and morally grey characters#6) it has desmond hume. my crazy manic pixie dream girlā¦what more could u want#lost
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It seems the notorious pirate Hua Cheng caught the pretty jiejie in her snare after all š
#my art#hualian#xie lian#hua cheng#fem hualian#femhualianweek2022#itās a bit late here#but it was on time back in twitter#yeahā¦ I know how ironic that isā¦#anyways#these two are making me gayer and gayer the more I draw them as girls#like fuck!
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truly nothing like the girl i had a crush on in college (and in two separate conversations i suspected it might be mutual) posting from the beaches concert that leandra is an icon and also i found out s few days ago she and her bf just broke up
#what do i DO#in case it's not clear talking about leandra means she is in fact bi this is akin to drunk girl from party posting about chappell#(gayer actually bc everyone's loving chappel now)#the answer is that i like the leandra post and do nothing else and i wait longer than i did w my ex after her breakup#(though i was still waiting she's the one who started things) but regardless. going insane here !!!!!!#shes a tattoo artist now and she did one of mine and i had some completely unfounded hopes for that day until i found out about the bf#but now that it's over...............#vie#fuck it her name is dani her tattoo account is dose.of.dot#wait i actually am coincidentally about to make the slightest move bc my next ig post of my scrapbooking style photo dump catch up includes#the day i got the tattoo and i'll be tagging her#open to ideas to makey caption the slightest bit flirty somehow?? probably wont do it#it was going to be 'november 2022: new tattoo by @dose.of.dot š¤ and uoft engineering tour with matt (he starts this fall!'#i was deciding between the heart and šæ bc the tattoo is literally that but the black heart is kind of her thing#wait. i just went on her ig again and we have the same favourite emoji it seems bc she has her name as DaniāØ and i changed mine bc i was#annoyed that john associated it w me but mine used to be sierraāØ#........i think im gonna change it back it's not obvious enough that she'd think it's weird right? it literally used to be that for ages#im doing it#ok i did it and i'll make the post tomorrow and that's all
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FAI ITS SOUP
I know u don't do shipping and don't really have headcanons for Donnie's love life (aside from him being a bottm lmao which is just canon) BUT I just wanted to task if u have any ideas for a Timatello version I'm doing? :')
U can have none too, that's ok, i just enjoy screaming at u
Things both soup and Angel enjoy doing:
-screaming at me
Uhhh besides them both being bottoms I can't think of much? I can see Timothy trying to top and being extremely cringe about it. They probably take turns.
But considering how a lot of Timothys are also pretty smart, and with Donnie being a theater kid he'd sing this-
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Complete with belting out "I AM FILLED WITH CALCU-LUST."
#if i think of anything else i'll let you know!#coincidentally this song made me realize i was much gayer than i thought in high school#me: who would ever think sweaty guys are hot? god they're so gross and stinky#me now: oh#also donnie and leo are both obsessed with the mean girls musical i don't make the rules#donnie usually sings regina's parts but this song was practically made for him#see gay ships work for donnie because usually you need a red gay and a blue gay#but donnie is both so he can go for whoever
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Mean Girls 2023 I love you I may be the only one on the internet that does but I love you wholeheartedly
#the best cinema experience i ever had#auli'i cravalho as janis is the best thing that happened to me in march i love her sm#everybody else was also so so so so good but i'd rather be me makes me cry every time i think about it#i'd rather be me and revenge party scenes looked so good i wished i was there like that defined musical theatre (on the big screen) for me#mean girls#i am also strategically ignoring the costumes bc they're a mess but once i move past them this is easily one of my favorite movies of 2024#BUT THEY MADE IT GAYER SO IT EVENS OUT#they also kept Aaron (AND HE DIDN'T EVEN SING) so maybe it doesn't even out#sorry i keep forgetting about him and then remembering THAT HE DIDN'T EVEN SING and i cant lol#like this is horrible but also genuinely funny and kinda iconic of his actor. but i cant say that or pinterest will flood me with#pictures of him. again
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Look, Iām just saying that sometimes when youāre listening to @cinemasins while working on a commission you start wondering how much better the prequels would have been if Padmeās character wasnāt completely changed to force a romance agenda, was absolutely more gay and had the added sprinkling of Anakin just being a sperm donor. Also I never knew Keira Knightly was in Star Wars and I finished this instead of said commission.
#Star Wars#the phantom menace#natalie portman#keira knightly#padme amidala#padme/sabe#padme deserved better#we deserve a gayer Star Wars#Keira knightly makes everything more gay and we love it#my art#wlw#girl love#queen amidala#sabe#look i have adhd donāt @ me#this is why i donāt do commissions#the ANXIETY#makeup#makeup lesbians
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Got my nose pierced today and I was a little bitch about it. Went through with it though.
#pierced#girls with piercings#that shit hurted#does that make me a brave boi :)#personal#lol#I think I look even gayer now >:]
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Here is bunch of pictures of Shusei Iizuka from Chibi Vampireā¦ i kid u not only 2 pictures of him come up on google even if u click around. idk if this will change that butā¦ trust.. or somethingā¦.
oh also i couldve included more but i wanted most of them to be him being gay with this other loser detectiveā¦ they had something going on .
#this guy sucks SOOO BAD UTS SO FUNNY#this is from some rando manga site so the translation is umm!! kinda wack#he is NOT a plumber!!! u sick liars!#also idk if the single translation is right. but if it is. its an even gayer statement for this detective to make#because um! heās NOT single#he was with his new girl 2 seconds before this!!! this detective just saying heās single cuz he wwants to get with himmm#chibi vampire is my spin and it drives me cray how theres like nothinv abt this loser of an absent dad anywhereā¦..#chibi vampire#shusei iizuka#kenta usui
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i said iād leave her on opened ā¦. i lied š¤”š¤”š¤”
#personal posting#donāt worry guys i left her on delivered for almost two weeks š» and iām sure sheāll leave me on delivered for another 2 weeks too dont fret#iāve moved on to greener and gayer pastures!!! iām talking to a girl who actually gives a fuck about me!!!!#but yes iām still lowkey obsessed with her but in the i think about her thinking aboht me sense. i want her to be obsessed with me so i can#ignore her š»š» i hope she saw me making out with ****** that one night at the bar. i hope she thinks about it a lot
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My gender is just whatever makes the situation the max amount of queer possible
#this brought to you by the bisexuals with ambiguous genders gang#if a wannabe chav hits on me then sorry mate that makes you gay that was a very gay situation there#if a girl hits on me ma'am that is lesbianism#my goals in life is to make as many people as i can have a sexuality crisis#enby hits on me? my gender is now unknown in a very knowably gay way#I'll fuck ur mum and ur dad and both will come out of it even gayer than before
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Op i see your vision. Op you're extremely correct actually. Spiritually 20/20 vision actually
Goodnight I think an extremely underutilized trope in the svsss fan base is Luo Bingheās ability to shape shift/disguise himself.
Can you imagine the original Bingge pretending to be a human to gather intel or get close to a woman without calling attention to himself, and he's just chatting with townspeople, trying to be # relatable to earn their trust. Imagine Luo binghe in a bar saying "that Luo binghe guy, huh? He really made a mess of things, merging the realms like that-" and someone goes "UMMMM IN HIS DEFENCE-"
Imagine some random guy (transmigrated shen yuan) giving him an essay length yap session about how binghe is so inspirational and cool and actually he should have castrated shen qingqiu too!
Bingge pretending to be some cute didi and "bumping into" shen yuan all the time to hear more praise about himself without shen yuan knowing he's saying it all to him directly... oughhhhh do you guys see my vision
#svsss#luo binghe#shen yuan#scum villain au#scum villain#shen qingqiu#bingge#binggeyuan#bingyuan#the way i would giggle at these morons in a fic about this like a 10 yr old girl making bratz dolls kiss#im not speaking from personal experience i made hated my bratz dolls and treated them so badly but you understand what i mean#those poor women just need to be gayer and then i couldve made them kiss and we all wouldve been happy#listen the point is: bingge discovering his praise kink like this is wildly entertaining to me
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