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#phat ass white girl#thick and juicy#pawggystyle#sexy white girl#all pawgs go to heaven#thicc as fuck#thicc af
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Louis is such a Catholic good girl btw. Gets courted by a wealthy gentleman for months before they even kiss. Married in a church. Gets himself a precious baby daughter because he’s been dreaming of that perfect family since he was a little girl. Loyal to his man not even multiple deaths can separate them. Says Hail Mary like fifty billion times to cancel out the anal sex he keeps pretending he didn’t enjoy but also calls that dick his personal black tar heroin. Gonna lie to everybody he meets including himself. Feels guilt for a century about things that weren’t his fault but also kinda doesn’t give a shit about the things he did do. God’s gonna see him through <3
#every semi-closeted catholic lesbian is like yeah I think I saw heaven when we kissed. but I’m not gay!!!!#saw the gates when she spread her legs but I didn’t have a good time. I’m not a lesbian. I’m straight.#ldpdl is not at lestat’s concert he is too busy reblogging images of lambs on this website to go outside#like I do think part of him would learn about coquette and feel drawn to it#claudia’s pink plush coffin was sooooo louis’ doing. that may be his adopted daughter and his gay marriage#but he’s catholic enough to not let go of gender roles completely. her coffin will be PINK because she’s a GIRL. and she will wear CHIFFON.#I do not want to think about the fight that would have ensued the first time claudia frowned at a dress and asked to wear trousers#he did not raise a young lady with no manners what do you think you are one of those boys out there playing tough? put on the skirt now#anywayyyy he’s sooooooooo <3#ldpdl#louis de pointe du lac#iwtv#interview with the vampire
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Part of 🟢 Leo gets Overwhelmed au🟢
Another year, another Leosagi Valentine Comic, I should make it a yearly tradition 💙💙
Thank you for the ask anon. My first thought was; ‘they’d probably think anything’s perfect as long as they get to spend time together again’, but then I realised; ‘yeah, Leo’s so gonna overthink and overplan their dates though ’, followed by; ‘Usagi’s life is filled with travelling by foot, (often in awful weather) and exhausting in so many ways, he’d probably love to just stay inside and rest with his boyfriend.’
Those are the same guys as in my previous 03 comics, just in their mid 20s and navigating the ups and downs of long distance relationship.
Last years leochi comic ⭐️
#leosagi#katana shipping#03 leosagi#leomiya#03 leonardo#03 usagi#leo gets overwhelmed au#tmnt 2k3#I was thinking about all the days my partner and I were so tired we cancelled our plans#and just snuggled on our couch with lots of blankets and hot wine with orange slices#snuggling with our bunny girl#I love going out#but that is as close to heaven as we get here imo#anyway I was having fun with The colours#and bg#trying new things#one of my goals for art this year is to get better with colours#and I’m slowly getting there I think#the other one is to practice anatomy more#and you know#full body poses#cause I really need to improve those
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LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!
THIS. IS. THE. BEST.
LIKE OUT FROM A FUN-FICTION
#the first millisecond I was like “bucky going out with the ladies!” “the only boy boy in the girls group”#but then I noticed the cats/dog and I was#oh. my. god.#IT'S SO CUTEEEEEE#both Nat and Bucky having a good time togheter?#i love it#but CAROL TOO???#and KATE??#i'm in heaven#kate bishop#carol danvers#natasha romanov#bucky barnes
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me and the girls
like yes please I NEED HIM.
#alex turner#alex turner is beautiful#where is alex#alex turner pls fck me#eycte alex turner please fck me#humbug alex please fck me#arctic monkeys#jamie cook#matt helders#nick o malley#miles kane#last shadow puppets#lsp3#tumblr fyp#lana del rey#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#girlhood#tumblr girls#girlblogger#girlblogging#i am so tired of being fcking crazy#i am just a girl#dear lord when i get to heaven please let me bring my man#i need him ugh#i want him#alex turner is rock and roll sex god#rock 'n' roll poet sex god#am8#i am going insane#i am so tired
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#the virgin suicides#this is what makes us girls#girlblogger2008#esoteric#tumblrina#female hysteria#heaven sent#angel girl#sylvia plath#the bell jar#lisbon sisters#my year of rest and relaxation#waifspo#girlblogger#girlhood#manic pixie dream girl#girlblogging#jodi arias#red scare#girl interrupted#daisy randone#buffalo 66#laura palmer#doll parts#i’m going insane#alana champion#gone girl#heavenswaif#hell is a teenage girl#tumblr 2014
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Mxtx made Shi Qingxuan and Pei Ming enemies because they'd be insufferable as best friends. Like the ongoing gaslight gatekeep girlboss vs mansplain manipulate manwhore beef is pure gold but imagine the sort of psychic damage they could inflict if they got along.
#top 2 contestants on jun wu's drag race fr#“we can't go shopping qingxuan i got 2 girls coming over in a few incense time”#“boo you whore”#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#shi qingxuan#pei ming
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like a leech
#qyz holding on and never letting go#me too girl#quanyin#yin yu#quan yizhen#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#fanart#mxtx
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A girl in class called me cute today I'M GONNA IMPLODE. WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW JOYOUS AND WHIMSICAL I FELT. GETTING COMPLIMENTS FROM GIRLS HIT DIFFERENT
#can we all agree that getting complimented by a girl is a transcending experience#compliments from girls >>>>>>>#i swear i was physically shaking when that happened#OH MY GOD I CANT DESCIRBE HOW HAPPY I STILL AM#she called me cute... HELLO?????#LIKE WTF WHY ME??? DOES THIS MEAN SOMETHING???#holy shit dude a GIRL called ME cute#im gonna go insane I GOT CALLED CUTE BY A GIRL#im never gonna forget this EVER#breathes heavily while foam appears in my mouth as i stare straight at you#SHE CALLED ME CUTE KEJGJWJGHDIWJFUEJG#what did i do to deserve this divine gift from the heavens above#SOMEONE CALLED ME CUTE AND SHES A GIRL LIKE WHAT????#did i mention i got called cute by a GIRL???#please sedate me im going insane
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saw this picture and had to share it
he’s so big i can’t 😵💫😵💫😵💫
WHAT THE FUCKKKKLK?')_!_(?)£((((£(??£@+@+ I JUST SCREAMED AND CREAMED 🤤 I THINK I JUST HAD AN ORGASM 😭 HE’S SO BIG SO SO SO SO BIG LOOK AT HIS CHEST 😍 AND HIS STOMACH 🙈 HIS SHIRT IS SO TIGHT 🤤 I WANT TO KNEEL IN FRONT OF HIM 🛐 I AM BARKING AND DROOLING LIKE A RABID DOG 🐕 BARK BARK BARK
DEAR LORDDD WHEN I GET TO HEAVEEEN PLEASE LET ME BRING MY MAAAAAaaN 🎶🗣️
PSA. I just finished my period please don’t think badly of me. I’m a decent woman on regular days.
#rolipops answers 🩷#aaron hotchner#aaron hotchner smut#criminal minds smut#aaron hotch fanfiction#rolipops babbles#hope we all go to heaven#forgive me father for i have sinned#daddy aaron#im a rabid dog bark bark#sorry daddy im a bad girl#im going to hell#im just a girl
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I’m so overwhelmed with what we saw,,,, I’m trying to grasp onto one train of thought
#hazbin hotel spoilers#hazbin hotel#I can’t even begin#what order do I go in#chaggie my otp forever#omg vaggie is so fucking badass#Carmilla is THAT GIRL FOR REAL HER SONG WAS SO GOOD#Susan LMFAO#Vox was sooo fucking funny#Lucifer is so cool#the Adam alastor fight was FUCKEN SICK#alastor is scared af of whoever he made his deal with holy shit#ahhh also Charlie made a deal with alastor!?#and i still don’t even freaking know if alastor is for the gang or against omggg#cracked up at Lucifer’s reaction to seeing alastor was still alive#and heartbroken at husk’s reaction#huskerdust is huskerdusting#MY DEAR SIR PENTIOUS#I hope the egg boys joined him in heaven too#Emily’s joy I fucking love her#oh also loot is CRAZY#and Lilith girl I know you wasn’t chillin on a beach for seven years#OMG QUEEN NIFTY
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Finding out Pete wrote the lyrics for Baby Blackout by Daisy Grenade and going insane. She was a teen girl writing about a breakup your honor. Anyways, here's Pete on the cover of his own shojo manga because he deserves it and I think he'd like it.
(more webweave-y gender truthing type shit below the cut)
#okayyyy hiiiiiiiii it is my very sincere hope that pete would like this even tho i know he wouldnt touch my account with a hundred foot pole#pete#fem pete#peterick#art#girl out boy#girl out world#trans#this took so incredibly long actuallylike just putting everything together#i cant stop viewing the song theough a trans lense im sorry it fits insanely well#if i put this in the pete wentz tag will i be hunted for sport#safe to reblog#the gender of it all#thinking about pete specifically wanting this song to be sung by a girl makes my head explode what do you mean new face#I was born in my skin im just waiting for it to kick in HUH#pete why are you so so so so so sure you wint make it into heaven pleaee answer my calls#i know the social rule is that the boys arent ever ever ever allowed to see my art but genuinely i think pete would find this cute and fun a#ans i just need to know if he likes it and if i got the vibe right#also big thank you to my insane friends who help3d me build all of this#like okay even if you feel that pete is 100 percent cis..the song is SO girl going through the messy breakup Pete was when he wrote this#this is about that#deviltrick#commissions are opennnnnn
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Sittin' pretty~
#bones rattle#trans#selfie#trans woman#trans girl#my skull#hi hi pregamed to go to the ''local“ barcade n save on a bit of dough lmao#yippeeeeee#hahaha#hee hee#for once i feel decently hot even w my tummy hangin out#also rip to this nyan cat shirt as a proper shirt#off to crop heaven#w that one white blouse#lmao u can tell im a touch tipsy cause im talkin so much lol
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Something about angels and devils
#black veil brides#bvb#andy biersack#andy bvb#guy of all time 🖤#maeve.png#I loveeeeeee when parallels#when creeper said girls will go to hell and back for boys who taste like heaven#they were talking about andy#(and I’m the girls in question)
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me and wh– (car crash noises) (high pitched screaming from the rooftops) (banging pots and pans)
#every time new green yuri art drops my soul ascends to heaven and back again#LOOK AT THEM. they're so insane for this#sumiko arai you will always be famous#everyone go read 'the guy she was interested in wasn't a guy at all'#i'm done with gatekeeping go educate yourself on some lesbian literature#crying in my hands. i love them so much. reading about them falling in love legit heals something in me#they do the slowburn thing like no one else does#i love my girls sm aaaaaa#-`♡´- tulip mail
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