#girl sit down

[daenerys-targaryen]

“on behalf of your fans” and are these ‘fans’ in the room with us now?

[creative-shine]

emilico just casually throwing up on doug 😭

[negrowhat]

Me whenever Sohee talks about her lil crush on Daon

[papirouge]

You don't act like a Christian women. A Christian woman is always gentle, obedient, softspoken, and retains their childlike innocence. You behave more like a man

I'm an actual grown woman, why would I want to act like a child...? are you a pedophile?

Also, what's peak male behavior is invading people's space to tell them what to do, as well as that patronizing tone of yours... Very authoritative and masculine, eww.

Ps/ Amanda/Pleadian Babydoll I know it's you btw. I'd recognize your "a Christian woman must be like child uwu" pedobait from miles away, now. Weren't you supposed to be in a mental institution? or maybe you escaped... Spooky.

Your "friend" (your alter persona) said you were trying to get better away from the internet. Sad to see you're still mentally ill and dedicated to terrorize Christian women on that platform SMH. Get well soon.

[wyrm-with-a-why]

Stop they look like dolls there are tears in my eyes

At least make something out of that awkward pose

just because of this.

Why is bro staying like that

[vmkhoneyy]

I think if I could be the kind stranger in someone’s memory, that’d be enough.

[nine-aetharia]

i need swifties to shut the fuck up about 'oh so kendrick's disses can be analyzed for hidden meanings but we can't do the same for taylor songs' yeah bc that's not isolated to kendrick. subliminals and entendres abound in rap. taylor swift songs are as deep as a puddle while youre wearing flip flops and your feet still arent wet

[hey-heigo]

happy pride month

[cowardlycowboys]

just me and my fat tits

[write-like-wright]

parenting 101 brought to you by phoenix wright

[grasslandgirl]

alex song xia should get awards and knighthood and the Nobel prize for the funniest best character concept in the world for liv-as-kingskin in never stop blowing up. over achiever valedictorian kleptomaniac 18 y/o girl in the body of a huge bald hulking Vincent d'onofrio crime boss body. favorite character in the whole world

[yashley]

I feel like at this point, all bets are off.

[howly]

headcanon: the boring perfect self control vampire bella thinks she has is a LIE and at one point she caught human scent mid-hunt and snapped. it made her so wild she had to be restrained to the point where things got ugly

i know edward would never dare to do it and meyer would never dare write it and in canon newborn vamp bella would be far stronger than him...

actually. you know who would be stronger than one young vampire? two old vampires. and who would act practical in a critical situation? emmett

imagine edward and bella heading out for a hunt and emmett being like "do you guys mind if i tag along? i feel like snacking". bella's a little mad at the prospect of suddenly having a third wheel (homegirl wasn't planning on just. hunting) but alice gets a weird hunch and goes "no, no, em should go with you" ok nostradamus. he's going.

fast forward they're in the mountain. bella finds having emmett third-wheeling is not half bad. in emmett's head, lowkey it's bella who's the third wheel after so many decades of him hunting together with edward. but nevertheless, it's so fun with her around. all is good until they catch the scent of an entire group of friends hiking just a couple of miles from here, away from all civilization. emmett and edward stop in their tracks, ready to turn around. bella, her guard down, loses it and stars running towards the group, so they have no choice but to charge at her. while strugging to keep her in place, they try to talk her down but she doesn't listen. she doesn't care, she's strong enough to fight them off, and she fights and claws and hisses and breaks bones of whoever gets in her way because there are so many pulses just a few minutes' run away from her and their scent is so sweet and burning and calling, calling, calling to her

while struggling to restrain her, emmett grunts "we have to disarm her". edward catches the image in his head and shouts "no! you can't literally disarm bella!". well, how the hell do you expect us to stop her from massacring all those hikers? we'll just put her back together afterwards. duh!, emmett thinks, and knows he has to act fast so he goes in while bella's busy yanking away from edward's grip and tears off a limb. or two. all 3 of them may or may not be screaming.

a few moments later edward's pinning bella to the ground, holding her face between his palms, forcing her to look at him. her thrashing is not so effective with limited body parts. part of him wants to yell at emmett but that's kind of low priority. he's holding on to the last of his composure while he looks down at bella's feral expression and chants 'baby. i'm so sorry but i'll give you your leg back after you calm down a bit. i won't be able to outrun you if you go chasing after those people now. please calm down. i love you. hold your breath'

just then she listens, stops breathing and her vision refocuses. for the first time she realizes she was on her way to slaughter a bunch of strangers and she broke the arm of the man she loves at least three times when he tried to stop her. she wants to open her mouth and apologize but that will require her to breathe and possibly go crazy with thirst again. so she stares back at edward's panicked eyes and nods at him, her own red eyes just as full of terror.

then she looks over his shoulder and sees emmett waving her severed leg in the air like it's a baseball bat. "hey, did you know that rose wears the same shoe size?"

[demigods-posts]

headcanon that annabeth is such a quick and messy eater. fingers covered in sauce. crumbs on the side of her mouth. always choking on her food. but it just stems from years of her never being safe enough to enjoy a meal. because she spent so long running that the only way she can find time to breathe is if she rushed through her meals. even well into adulthood. free of the dangers of being on the run. she still struggles to slow down.

[evelyn-art-05]

being disabled at a young age is so embarrassing like why am I hobbling around with a cane as my life line when 2 years ago I was doing track like girl get UP!!!

[jinikaris]

FELIX | SKZ '5'CLOCK' INVITATION ♡