#giovanni did teach her magic too so that's a pretty awesome parent in my book
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Batman: I get it you all resent your fathers-
Zatanna: I don't! I fuckin' love my dad. My dad's fuckin' awesome.
Jason: Didn't he turn a man into a pile of sludge once?
Zatanna: Oh yeah, the guy was a creep who tried to seduce me when I was 16 and after I made it very clear I was not interested... He turned him into the sludge he was. The guy was a creep and walked after committing a whole lot of messed up crimes. Fuckin' love my dad!
Jason: I- I never had that with my dads!
Batman snuck out of the room before Jason could yell at him.
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