#giggling like the joker rn

[lilworms]

im entertained

[davidtennantpussytulpa]

i want him sooooooo so bad so bad its embarrassingggggg

[k4marina]

bruce wayne x fem!reader || smau

pt. 2 of this :)

pt. 1

pt. 3

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brucewayne

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brucewayne just going to leave this here

yourusername bruce- 😭😭😭😭

brucewayne what? 🤷‍♂️

user PLS WHAT IS THIS

user is that y/n’s face on his mug??? 😭😭

brucewayne custom made

user plsss 😭😭

user this man is WHIPPED

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yourusername

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yourusername ENGAGEMENT PARTYYYY 🥂🍾

tagged: brucewayne, racheldawes, & harveydent

racheldawes had such a blast you and bruce!!

harveydent thank you for gracing our engagement party with your presence 🙇‍♂️

yourusername ofc anything for the common people 💁‍♀️

brucewayne the prettiest 🤍

yourusername mwa 💋

user look at her dresssss 😍😍😍

user ikr 😭

user man i wish i was rich and had rich friends like y/n 😭😭

yourusername posted a story 42 minutes ago

user1 replied PLS DONT RELL ME WHAT I THINK THIS MEANS 🙏😭😭

user2 replied girl say sike rn 😨

user3 DID U AND BRUCE BRAKE UP?????

user4 nononononknono u can’t do this. u can’t post smt like this and expect us to be calm U NEED TO EXPLAIN 😭😭

yourusername

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yourusername life as of late 🙃

user WTF DOES “🙃” MEAN ???? 😭😭

user guys bruce didn’t like this post 😀

user maybe he’s busy 😭😭😭 (i’m delulu)

user noooo they broke up 😭😭

user it’s not confirmed, they still follow each other and have each others photos up

user but they also haven’t confirmed that they’re still together 😭😭

user if u and bruce brake up i’m going to be the next joker 😐

user frr 😭😭

user if they brake up then loves not real

brucewayne

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brucewayne only thing that matters

user NO NONONONK WHY DIDNT SHE LIKE THIS POST

user bruce how could u fumble y/n???? 😭😭

user no fr she’s smart AND hot?? homie had it all 😭😭

user pls say sike if this is a prank then it’s not funny anymore 😭

user guys i think it’s time we admit the fact they’re not together anymore 😔

user SHUTTHEFUCKUP 😭

user nope not going to boooooooo

user no we’re not (i’m delulu)

yourusername

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yourusername this place is like 18193819203x bigger than my last place

user IS THAT WAYNE MANOR ⁉️

user 🔊BRUCE WAYNE HAA LIKED THIS POST I REPEAT BRUCE WAYNE HAS LIKED THIS POST🔊

user what does this mean??? 😵‍💫😵‍💫

user pls tell me you’re still together otherwise i’ll kms 😭😭😭😭

brucewayne

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brucewayne you guys really thought i’d let her go?

ps. it was her idea to be dramatic about her moving in

yourusername 🙈🙈

yourusername sryyyy just wanted to have some fun

user U HEARTLESS WOMEN 😭😭

user WAR IS OVER 🙏🙏

user pls don’t ever do that again, i almost had a heart attack 😭

user ya’ll know damn well that these two were giggling and kicking their feet while we were out here dying 💀💀

yourusername posted a story 1 hr ago.

[caption: my forever 🤍]

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thinking abt writing another brucewayne x reader fic 🤔

[cephalonheadquarters]

I'm hating on Chamelo today (Talking a lot)

He has so many stupid pointless quirks to his character except theyre not pointless because he wouldn't be the same without them😭 Everything about him is stupid the way he talks the way his face looks the way he smiles the way he dresses the way he interacts with anyone else.

He thinks he's tough but also he cries and panics so easily and he looks weird when crying (sometimes) because his pupils will dilate so much but there's still the pinhole glint in his eyes that make him look like fnaf. And that's combined with the ever-present dark circles underneath his constantly crazed wide open eyes. and his eyes are so bloodshot some of the time you might think hed pop a blood vessel just from being a little scared oh my GOD. THIS GUY😭😭😭👎👎👎👎👎👎 He's so fucking stressed out all the time he will probably never experience genuine happiness without any anxiety. His smile is so bad he almost always looks either like he's joker insane or super uncomfortable. Sure. He can look cute sometimes. But not all the way. He will NEVER be all the way cute. His eyes are too scary if I saw him in real life I would run away

The only time his eyes look a little more "normal" is when he's depressed which is so. Ohhh my god. The only time he looks "normal" is when he's Clearly not himself. Fuuuckk

the fycking biting his lip so hard it starts bleeding CALM DOWWWNNNNN

And his colors changing he can't ever hide his emotions despite trying so hard to do that. Sometimes he doesn't even notice when he changes colors. And he looks like an IDIOT. Imagine you're trying to act all cool in front of someone but your entire body suddenly turns bright pink because on the inside you start to get embarrassed and scared what if you mess up. Dude. And then that would make him even MORE embarrassed after noticing and he'll want to die forever and never show his face anywhere ever again cause then he worries about being known as the "pink freak" (which is what he actually has been called in some notes of my drawings of him because i guess he's pink often enough"!,!?!)

He's got a stupid new york accent (Think of Spitz warioware) and he's a grown adult whoEWWWWWWWWW 🤢🤢🤢 He's a grown adult who unintentionally makes noises like an anime girl sometimes and randomly throws in an "Eh" into sentences or just says it as a reaction and it sounds like how Yakko says "Uhhhhh" but shorter and he sounds so stupid when he does it but he doesn't mean to

It looks like he says it too much cause i just have the words where he does but i promise it doesnt happen That often. But he should shut up

His laugh is also so bad. It's either a giggle or he laughs really hard. And when he laughs hard its like. Cartoonishly maniacal. He sounds Evil. And guess what . hes scary when he does it . wow. because he's smiling super wide so his stupid teeth show he just also looks so weird when he laughs. I genuinely keep thinking I've never drawn him laughing when i HAVE. he just looks so. Ew

who the fuck laughs like that

He's agender (important to me) andd i feel like a lot of people see him as more boy than girl which idk how to explain whats going on with him but i will say he does often wish he was like a cute girl. he likes to think he's cute. He actively tries to be cute & sometimes tries to use it to his advantage but his stupid eyes scare people ITS ALWAYS HIS EYES😭😭

He has rhe mannerisms of a cat and also anime girl Sorry that keeps popping up he just. I keep thinking of the sentence "Chamelo gets himself into situations only anime girls can get themselves into" and i dont know what the fuck that means?? because what. I dont know

funny cat-like actions vs worlds worst image collection sorry

He also hits his head a lot or grips his face/head especially when hes really going through it

This parts not silly sorry hating over rn i feel really bad for him ☹️🙁🙁🙁🙁😕☹️☹️Augh

I think he also has a surprisingly strong grip in general when he wants to, looking back at some other drawings where hes mad at asker or diesel lol

Back to hating. I GUESS he has fashion sense but he's like. Idk. Some shit he wears makes me want to kill him because he's weird. But he does mainly like formal clothing that's why his default outfit is a boring button-up and slacks and dress shoes or he's in like a classic red dress sometimes. I hate his grey suit. It was supposed to be a "date" outfit. Its why he only ever wears it in certain drawings wirh dieselEEAAAAAHAHHGGHH

some stuff he wears can be sooo cute but sometimes he gets really nervous about wearing certain clothes cause hes not always confident in what he wears despite him thinking it looks good on him and loving to dress up in general. He's shy but also likes attention pick a sideeee😭😭😭😭

UGHHHHHHH AND WHEN HE TALKS TO PEOPLE Chamelo tends to be passive-aggressive but he's still such a jerk. He's hostile and quick to snap if someone bothers him, BUT he does also hold back a lot and just gets really mad at him in his mind (and he turns bright yellow on the outside which probably confuses whoever hes talking to if they don't know him well enough). Around Asker and Valerie though, it's not so bad because he warms up to them without realizing it ....

He's even worse around Diesel because he enables his crazy rude behavior. Like when they're together of course they're going to fight each other more but they also are just huge bullies to other people ITS SO BAAAAAADDDDDD😐😐😐. When they go out together (EW) they tend to make fun of people or start fightssssuhghhghghghghghh they have to stop. They have to stop. Its going to get worse but they just CANT STAY AWAYYHHHHGHGHGHHG

Asker & Valerie are trying to help Chamelo improve who he is but Diesel is the one holding him back (kind of unintentionally). And guess what. He chooses Diesel over his actually helpful friends. BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It does get better don't worry its ok. I don't like talking about stuff so far in his life but it gets better.....

Sigh. I want to talk about him and Diesel more. Ok. I cant bring myself to say they become friends because that's technically not true and I'd call them partners instead but that sounds gay and I don't like it but i dont know what else to say. They're just partners, I guess. Buddies. Who fight a lot and are gay about it and its really weirdddd THEYRE SO WEIIIIRRRRD i cant stand them. When Chamelo was new, Diesel knew he was way different than Asker & Valerie so he thought it would be funny to be mean to him & stole his delivery scooter, Thunder, and made sure he Saw It and that made Chamelo furious and a little flusteredbecause of somethng else diesel did but dont worryHe chased Diesel running as fast as he could on his stupid short little legs and tackled him off and they fought and Chamelo tired him out and took back Thunder and thats like the only time hes won a fight through sheer rage(He loves Thunder Aww Awww AwwAw\ UUUUUUGGHHGJHJHGBBHBHBHBHBBH .😑.THEY GOTTA DIE theres no choice. The first few weeks it was Diesel bullying Chamelo and melo Encouraged it because he started arguing with Diesel as a response. then a little bit later Chamelo began provoking Diesel first JUST SO THEYD FIGHT. DUDE. THATS SO ewww eww EWWWWWWW 😭😭😭its so bad its so bad its so bad. They like fighting each otheEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I FEEL SICK THEYRE SO GROSS ok sorry. How the fuck do I make normal ocs like a normal person I have to make them normal. & BTW Theyre yuri to me. Not yaoi. Thats important

It actually Astonishes me. I am Baffled. Utterly Shocked that people Like Chamelo even though hes all. Like That. What is there to like about him . seriously. he's a weirdo freak of a fish who has a million issues and a major anxiety disorder and dresses up in his stupid gay outfits Sigh Sigh Sigh Sigh its ok

[da-proti-toku-grem]

*breaks down door* DELIVERY BELONGING 2 ONE JURE N JAN LOVING GIRLY/gn N WONDERFUL WRITER CALLED MACA!! :DD

*🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁*

(Jan/Jure! beach date cuz I miss summer N im running out of ideas 4 the perfect date series + my brain is FRIED from working on moodboards N homeschool stuff all day so there’s no tale 2 be told this time srry 😭) BUT I do feel like putting my friends out of their misery with how much they listen 2 me yapping about our silly pretty lil Slovenians N since were all batshit insane over them here maybe rambling 2 U isn’t a bad idea (U don’t gotta read if It gets super long :3) Jure was my original bby when I first found them almost a whole year ago on my birthday,him N Bojan were the ones that caught my attention when they came on N made me drop a perfectly good slice of leftover birthday cake on the carpet N blush like crazy ☺️.Then once I was pretty familiar with the band I started becoming a Jan girly/gn aswell which started my love 4 the two as a pairing (all the nights I scrolled Pinterest 4 photos of them together N binged a bunch of vids still keep me up 😵‍💫) cuz their so PRETTY N GORGEOUS N SWEET N ADORABLE N SILLY N mmmmmmmhhhhhhhhh *melts into a vaguely Gengar plushie shaped puddle* all the gig footage we’ve been getting has made me fall even harder 4 them both (I’m the reason all those Joker Out edit complications have so many f4n views) but in a way they saved me,not just them but mostly them ykyk b4 I was being homeschooled the one I went 2 was shit N I would always head straight 2 tumblr so I could see my boys once I got home,watching the Carpe diem series N welcome to the backstage eps over N over again cuz just seeing my darlings smile made me giggle N kick my feet N twirl my hair (how could I not when they look like THAT *grabby hands*) I can’t remember how many times I’ve questioned my sexuality over them N the whole band until I finally realised my ass doesn’t just like girls N I’ll always be glad I found them N this crazy lil fandom when I did cuz this place is like a famliy N their our home,4 whoever long we got with them N maybe even forever <33333

Hey!! (About the text) Yeah I totally get you, they were totally what saved me at the end of my last year of high school last year. I discovered them when the stress was starting to become too much and they helped me a lot to keep going. And then when I started uni I felt like shit every day (that's why I ended up dropping out - bc: 1. I didn't like what I was doing, and 2. My mental health was is shit rn and I prefer to focus on that) and the only thing that kept me from going absolutely insane was going on tumblr and talk/see people talking about these silly little slovenian men so... yeah :) this fandom truly feels like home to me too <33

(About the moodboard) I absolutely LOVE IT!!!!!! Like, I saw this yesterday at night when you sent the ask and I loved the idea so much that I ended up writing a little fic 🤭 I was waiting until I finished writing to post the ask and the fic at the same time, but I finished at 2am (oops 😅), so I'm queueing both for the morning :3 🩷

[insomniac-astronomer]

Harley Quinn x Reader: Girls Wanna Have Fun

Someone explain why Birds of Prey is my comfort movie rn?

Description: Reader is at a Halloween party and is miserable. The city's crazy lady criminal takes an interest in her.

Gender: neutral. Slight lean toward fem but doesn't have to be.

WARNINGS: drunk!Harley, gun, drinking, idk like strongly BOP themed

You sit in a corner of this ridiculously crowded bar your friends dragged you to for a halloween party.

Your costume is a Flash t-shirt that you cut short to make it "sexy," as your friends asked you to do. So now you're uncomfortably holding your arms around your ridiculously overexposed stomach, crammed into the only free corner you found.

Everyone else had abandoned you to go hit on some guys. You decided to play it easy this evening, you're already a nervous wreck and talking to new people would probably make you combust.

"What're you doing in the cerner?" A very drunk voice interrupts your thoughts. "Cernor. Cornor. Corner. Yeah, that's the one."

You look up to see none other than Harley Quinn, a criminal. Oh this is just great. Still, despite the fact that she is a murderer (which is such a bad mindset to have), she doesn't kill innocent people. So you find her pretty.

She trips trying to sit in front of you on the floor. "Corner?"

"Oh, um," you look around to see if there's a way out of this. Physically, there is not. "I'm just chilling."

"Chillin'?" She laughs. "Why aren't you partying?"

You shrug.

"M'kay." She grabs your arm and without a warning, harshly pulls you to your feet. "I'm gonna dance with you."

It is a stumble to the dance floor where her grip on your arm never releases. She accidentally flings you into an embarrassing number of people.

If only you'd picked a different corner.

Suddenly, Harley whips you around, throwing her arms over your shoulders, literally falling into you. She violently starts swaying—more like launching herself—and you awkwardly try to figure out what to do with your hands.

Harley pulls you into a tight hug-ish thing, bringing your arms over her shoulders now. "You're rlly- rrrlley- rreaally pretty."

"Thanks," you can feel a blush heating up your cheeks.

"You like girls or just guys?"

For a moment, you have to process what she just asked. ". . . either, I guess."

"Mm, good. Caussse I like you." She puts her head on your shoulder. "You got a boyfrriend?"

"No," you almost giggle. "Thought you did."

"Nah," she stands herself upright (kinda). "I decided it was time to moooove on. Puddin's real sad though."

"Do you still love him?" You don't know why, but curiosity strikes in your mind. The power couple of the city broke up? If the Joker really is upset, that could mean a bad crime spell for civilians.

"No!" Harley shouts loudly, laughing when people give her mean looks. "I wanna date you. Whas your name again?"

She never asked for your name. "Y/N."

"Yeah, that's a nice name." She giggles. "You having fun?"

"Not really," you admit with a shrug.

"Lez go get pizza."

She doesn't give you a choice, dragging you out of the club and to the pizza place next door. You send your friends a quick text, not that they're concerned where you are anyway.

She is a strong but really clumsy drunk. That's a great combination right there.

"Do you like olives?" Harley asks as she pulls you up to the counter.

"Yeah," you fish around in your purse for your wallet.

"You actually like olives on pizza? No waaaaay!" She tries to jump but kind of just trips. "Can we getta olive pizza, like a small one?"

The cashier looks miserable while he takes down the order. You pull out your wallet.

"I got it." Harley pulls a gun from her waistband.

"Harley, no!" You pull the gun from her hand. "Oh my god. I'm so sorry. Here's my credit card."

The cashier leans over the counter. "Are you safe?"

You laugh ironically. "Should be."

"Pizza's on me." They whisper. "If you're sure you're okay."

"I'm fine." You give them a smile.

They shrug, taking the order slip to the back and you lead Harley to the safety of a booth. She falls onto her seat.

"I like your costmume. No. Costuuuuume." Harley gives you a big smile.

"Oh," you compare your t-shirt to her grand, sparkly outfit. "Thanks. You look nice, too."

"Mm, I know." She closes her eyes as she smiles again.

"Here's your pizza." The cashier calls to you. You go grab the box and give him a huge, grateful smile.

You open the box and Harley squeals. You can't help but smile a little bit. No one else on Earth would be that happy over a pizza.

The pizza is oily and gross but Harley eats it like its a gourmet meal. You both eat in total silence, you're not sure why Harley is suddenly so calm. Well, calm for someone who fell in a vat of chemicals.

"Gimme your number." Harley pulls a marker from her pocket and offers you her arm. You hesitate for just a moment but then realize she's not going to care about marker on her arm.

She then stands up, having eaten her half the pizza.

"Mind if I take the leftovers?" Her voice is very slowly sounding a little less drunk.

"Oh, are you leaving?" You feel just a bit hurt but her sudden abandonment.

"I gotta go feed my hyena."

"Hyena?!" You actually yell, but she never turns around to explain.

Idk what that was. Anyway don't steal. Like & save for later. Happy fluff/spooktober day 2.

Buy me a coffee?

[downforthegas]

Ok but like sometimes I think about how Wa//lly in the context of the show needs some things explained to him, sometimes even very basic things like laughing and feeling certain emotions... so I imagine he maybe needed to be explained what farts are... uh, I'm... (long post, I'm ashamed lol)

Like I imagine he's with Ba//rn//aby at How//dy's bodega, when How//dy hands him a chili dog and Ba//rn taking it (and being the little joker that he is) says, "How//dy, I appreciate the chili dog, but I'm blaming you for when I get gas later." And Wa//lly just goes, "Gas? But you're not a car." And then How//dy and Ba//rn have a good laugh.

I imagine they explain the process to him, how someone sometimes just needs to fart, but Wa//lly's still lost, even though How//dy feels like he explained it good enough. Ba//rn's already thinking of (explosive) examples he can give himself, especially after eating that chili dog.

But instead, Ho//wdy gives him a nice big can of beans, on the house. Wa//lly stares into the can and blinks, eating what would be considered big spoonfuls of beans telepathically with his eyes. By the end, he feels his belly. It's swollen and putting pressure on the buttons desperately holding his cardigan closed. His two hands feel his belly, it feels weird for his normally flat stomach to feel like a balloon. How//dy and Ba//rn are giggling a little, but notice Wa////lly's having trouble. He knows he has to push but nothing's happening. Ba//rn gently squeezes his sides, which results in Wa//lly's backside finally making noise.

A loud, strong toot, rumbling for 10 seconds, sounding the same throughout those seconds, ending with a loud pop, so loud you could swear Wa//lly made a hole in his pants. He sighs, feeling less pressure in his belly. Then he smells the air. A ripe fart stink permeates the once clear air in the shop, which How//dy and Ba//rn notice as well. "Jeez! How did somethin so small make somethin so smelly?" and now Wa//lly feels a little awkward that he ripped something that smells so terrible. But this awkwardness doesn't stay once it's How//dy's turn.

How//dy's stomach rumbles audibly and he leans over, rubbing his mid section with two hands, the other two holding the counter. Ba//rn asks him what's wrong, and How//dy just says, "You tell me? You thought it'd be a great idea to eat at that *uugh!* new place!" How//dy would be so used to eating leafy greens like any caterpillar that eating greasy unhealthy foods for once totally turns his stomach upside down. He tries not to but a loud, bubbly fart rumbles against his pants, blowing the strings on his apron. Squeezing his cheeks together doesn't help and only amplifies the sound. Clusters of louder short farts keep erupting as How//dy can't help but give up and relieve himself. When he's done, Ba//rn and Wa////y are laughing while teal blush forms on How//dy's face. "Well, I'm lucky no one else is in this shop. Otherwise, they would've been running."

Ba//rn comments saying, "Those are worse than your usual farts!" Which only makes How//dy blush more. "But that's nothing. Watch this." He leans against the counter, slightly lifting a let before a monsterous fart escapes. The whole counter, floor, and walls shake from his huge bassy fart. What's crazy is that it wasn't even from the chili dog.

Wa//lly holds his nose and How//dy holds his shirt over his nose, fans the air, and sprays with a room spray (which you can get for a good joke from How//dy's Place, the home of everything you need and everything you don't). Ba//rn//aby plays it off as if it's just a small toot, waving his backside with his hand, and his little tail, saying, "Whoo! I don't mean to toot my own horn but... well, I just did. Hehehehe!"

Wa//lly seems to understand now, but he's not a big fan of the combined smells from everyone. How//dy's about to say they should open the door to air the smell out, but then another neighbor walks in and immediately passes out from the smell.

[gummybugg]

Imagine a bunch of your OCs going to the movies. What kind of movies would your different OCs end up watching? (Nothing specific, just genre/vibes.) Do they go to the same flick, watch different stuff? How do they behave once in their seats? Basically, I wanna know what going to the movies with your OCs would be like.

Hi hi hello!

I kept this ask for far too long and planned to write an Entire Scene out using the cast of Crater City, except it never came to fruition! But I can try to describe to the best of my ability what I had in mind, hehe!

...

For sure, Frasier would pay for everyone's tickets (except for Darcy because he's mean), and they would probably go watch the Lego Batman movie together because I said so.

Blair and Elijah would sit in the very back, top row. Blair would talk and giggle the whole time, making crude jokes or references while Elijah tries so hard not to laugh or encourage him, but he can't cant really help it. There's a 90% chance Blair winds up making coke shoot out of Elijah's nose after a batman x joker ship comment.

Darcy and Frasier would sit closer to the front/bottom row of the theater to get away from those idiots. Darcy is pissed Blair said something potentially spoiler-y before the movie started by Frasier is like, "Chill tf out, man, it's literally just a kid's movie." But Darcy wants his money's worth, goddammit.

Frasier is also busy trying to tell Blair and Elijah to stfu (via glares/hand motions) and to let them enjoy the movie and that they don't need security kicking them out of a flick again.

Meanwhile, Darcy has trouble with a teenager kicking his seat (totally not based on a true story). Frasier is like bro chill tf out, you're being louder than Blair and Elijah rn, stop fighting with a teenager. The teens just call Darcy old and that he looks like a poorly AI rendered image of Timothée Chalamet, which he takes offense to.

"Forty is not old, I'm not even close middle-aged yet!" Darcy is agitated.

"You have about 10 more years." The teen retorts.

"Oh, you wanna argue about the sudden spike in average human lifespan over the past fifty years? Because we can go there—"

"Darcy! Are you really arguing with a kid about your age in a movie theater? Stop being so immature." Frasier is so close to pulling the "idk who this man is but he's not mine" card but decides he's the only responsible adult here and can't back out.

Anyway, security has been called, and Darcy is definitely not having it. He wages a verbal battle with security, disturbing everyone else in the cinema, and embarrassing Elijah and Frasier in the process. He goes on about his hardships as mayor and having to deal with an impudent worm kicking his seat from behind (which security couldn't give 2 shits about). Darcy says something along the lines of "We paid for this movie and you'll have to fight my lawyers and I'm the mayor dammit," and so security backs off. Now everyone else in the Lego Batman movie theater is disgruntled at the disturbance. You can cut the tension with a super sharp knife.

Darcy turns to Blair and Elijah, who promptly stfu bc of his death glare. Frasier is concerned that Darcy raised more hell than it's worth all for a shitty movie, but tbh Darcy just likes to use his mayor card.

After the movie ends, they get up to leave, with all eyes on them until they make it to the parking lot. It also turns out that that thing Blair said off hand ended up being a spoiler, and Frasier almost beats the shit out of him, but this time Darcy is the one who has to hold him back. "It's ok, Frasier! We all saw it coming anyway!"

The teens who bullied Darcy come out of the theater to mock him again, but Fraiser flips them off, then security is called once again. And now all 4 of our characters are stuck at the police station with Darcy trying to bail them out, all the while Frasier glares at all three of them with disappointment. Blair is like, "This is definitely going on my 'pissed authority off' bingo board." Elijah rolls his eyes. At least they weren't in any mortal danger, he reasons.

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[carpe-diem-since-1899]

Trick or treat! 🦇

Hello hello so sorry for the late af reply (and other not replied asks, I promise I still remember them)

So!! We got these two big projects (?), The Angel and Fallen Angel Au™️ and The Joker and the King, an assassin/hitman au that I talked about forever ago. Both of them are still very much on the plotting/replotting stage ‘cause I have grown as a person/writer (also I’m just genuinely a slow writer/procrastinate a lot), and I am going to talk about their current state and some little headcanons I have for them! Keep in mind that some stuff are still super vague (yes I am aware it’s been years, I feel sad about that too) and I change my stuff all the time, and things might not aligne with my earlier posts. But yeah, here they are :)

The angel/fallen angel au

Currently state

This started off as, well, let’s call it a detour from another au, that is (You guessed it) In The Plotting Stage™️ and it has a magic/medieval/royal vibe, of which Race has a cool ability already, but I was like, hey, won’t it be cool if he also has wings

And to not Mary Sue-ify my favorite guy, I create another au, hence the angels/fallen angels au

Another thing is that I already got another au (The Joker and the King, aka TJTK) and that one focus on sprace, so this one is supposed to be about Javid, while Sprace being angsty in the background

The original plan was David trying to find a way to get back to Mayer’s boss who is neglecting worker’s right or smt

But it looks terrible and super boring after I plot it out twice, and just genuinely has quite a few plot holes since I’m shit with law stuff

I got a few options I’m playing with rn, but yeah this is what we got atm

It’s either gonna be a series with several stories from different characters’ povs and periods or it’s gonna be one long fic and with other additional stories

Headcanons/world building details

After actually reading (a tiny) part of the Bible, I have decided that this au has nothing to do with any angels or similar deities from any religion, the whole fallen angels thing is separate from again, any religion, and I’m gonna rework some background stuff to make it more clear about that. But yeah, just thought I’ll put it out here

I’ll put a post out after I fine tuned all the details

Both Jack and Race are fallen angels, Jack is older than Race and they’re friends

Jack got assigned to helping David dealing with Something, meanwhile Spot is already friend with David and got assigned to him as well

Race is aroace, and he and Spot were best friends/on their way to being in a qpr (but that label wasn’t a thing back then)

As previously mentioned by the posts under the au tag, they fell out of touch after Race’s fall, and they haven’t seen or heard from each other for centuries

So there are Dramas and I can’t wait to actually figure out the plot😭

The Joker and the King au

Current state

This started back in end of 2021/start of 2022 or smt, and I’m gonna be so honest with you, I have no idea why the fuck this drags on like this

It was darker and most of the characters are (or at least were) hitmen

Spot and David were part of this organization and they left and took some informations with them, so the boss is sending people after those two

The storyline I had didn’t make much sense and I toned it down because I feel bad for making them trying to off each other for money

But not I don’t feel bad about that anymore so I’m putting the slay and maim back into the plot

Headcanons/world building details

I’m just assigning motivation and sense of morals (?) for characters at the moment so there are not specific stuff I can give you

We got people that are raised in the business, do it for the money, forced into the deal, and I’m debating whether or not to add someone who do the contract killing thing for shits and giggles

Spot and David are no longer hitmen! But I say nothing about them being law abiding citizens

They pissed off the wrong people and Spot now have a target on his back

Again still trying to figure stuff out but that’s the gist

[wegonbealright-09]

I’ll look for some theories but is it okay if I also ask you your opinions on some moments and if you still see them the same way as before? Like the bon voyage season 4 “footsies” moment?

Hehehe anon

That one moment is one of those moments like the Rose bowl moment those are the moments that make me believe that there was once something there okay.

And jimin and his foot I remember this one time they were in idk a holiday or something it was one of those episodes where jk called himself Justin seagull and RM came up with that weird ass name everybody side eyed. And they were sitting in the table jimin one one side Tae and jk one the other and jimin was doing that footsie thing. I used to blush like literally throw my legs in the air giggle and all. You can judge me it's okay I even judge myself.

And that vlive in Osaka. Omg that was one of my top jikook moments I used to watch this one jikook chanel on YT I think is mizgator or something like that I'm not sure if it's really her but her theories would make me lose my absolute mind

Moments such as these still make me believe and it's the truth that there was once something going between the two. I don't view them any differently because even the blind can see that those used copulate and there's was once something going between the two. There was once in a time where they could barely keep their hands off each other. But looking at things now. It's like they're on the same book but different pages.

And that one footsie moment jokers were not reading much to it or making up things from someone who's non biased rn who's a non shipper something was up it was very suspicious still is.

[hope-drunk]

the way I'm going to tell you everyday that you writing about abby is healing the world I need to make you the happiest person ever hand in marriage when?

giggling and kicking my feet like literally. biggest smile on my face on public transportation i feel like the joker rn

[spacedykez]

villain branzy :eyes:....... can you tell us some more about him :o ?

absolutely. i love him so much.

Branzy's moniker/villain name is The Joker (Clown is The Jester, and he's the top hero. that's right ENEMIES TO LOVERS-).

His power is illusions, which means he can imitate things, and trick people into seeing what isn't there!

Branzy can imitate sight, sound, touch, taste, and smell, and he could theoretically make incredibly realistic illusions, but it would take a lot of energy and he couldn't maintain it for long, so he usually sticks to one (maybe two) senses.

And with the hearts system, the less hearts Branzy's at the less senses he can copy at a time and the less time he can maintain illusions for. And vice versa! The more hearts he has, the more senses he can copy and the more time he can maintain illusions.

Snippet for u <3

Some said he was a ventriloquist, luring his victims to their deaths with calls from their loved ones. Some claimed he could teleport, lurking in the shadows only to appear in front of you and kill you without warning. Others yet claimed he had a silver tongue, one that slithered its way into your mind like a siren song and convinced you to do as the Joker pleased.

isn't he fun? i love him. illusion powers are so underrated btw.

Villain!Branzy is the entire reason I want to write a Lifesteal superhero au, because THE POTENTIAL HERE. the guy is a schemer and a trapper and he's SUCH a great villain. I LOVE HIM.

i wish i could say more about him but brain is literally just "!!!!!!" (you get me)

i haven't actually managed to get that much writing done at ALL today :( but take another snippet

“We’re awfully close now, Jester,” Joker giggled, tracing a gloved hand over Clown’s face. He could hear his own breaths matching time with Joker’s, their faces uncomfortably near. “Do you like this?” Clown shuddered at the touch and shoved Joker away from him roughly. “Not playing your games, Joker.” “Awh, but you’re such a fun toy.” Clown could practically hear Joker smirking behind his purple mask as he paced around Clown, looking for an opening (one Clown certainly wasn’t giving him). “Am I?” Clown replied, watching smugly as Joker faltered in his pace. Perfect.

I LOVE THEM. AND HATE THEM. IT'S GREAT. HOMOERETIC FIGHT SCENE. BRAIN IS THEM RIGHT NOW. HOLD ON ONE SEC

^^ ME RN ty for the ask jukeeee

[ultrabooob]

struggling rn !!!!

boo moment but i’m so full of love and appreciation and adoration for both my friends and the silly little people i stan but i feel stuck bc i’ve been w my family for a week and a half and yeah i’ve been in contact w friends online but i miss them all dearly i’m craving the presence of each and every one of them but as i type this rn i have no tangible place to put this love

and on top of that i’m also spiralling media wise obviously joker out is current no 1 thought topic and i’m brimming w admiration for them i’m so proud of how far they’ve come they’re constantly selling out shows and upgrading to bigger venues and like i said in another post they’ve cemented themselves as role models to me

idk i’ve been feeling #reflective recently bc it’s been a slow week and i’ve had the time to mull things over and the way i interact w media i enjoy don’t get me wrong and i wouldn’t change it for the world bc i’d be a husk of the person i really am but fuck me i can get so obsessive i start feeling like i’m decaying like every cell in my body is caving in yet i’m incapable of moving and i get so incredibly aware of the warmth in my ears bc i’m so struck w love and pride etc etc for whatever it is i’m thinking about like soemtimes it gets so bad i’ll be sick like it was so bad for me last year during alevels when the only thing on my mind was taika waititi and everything he’s crafted and i can sense whne people get tired of me talking about it :( but like it’s so important to me and i can’t keep it in idk idk idk

these things combined i feel like i’m fizzing and i have no proper outlet for it and idk i love wales and my family but i’m so excited to get home and see my cat and friends and have people to talk about things w and giggle and roll about

i also miss friends from uni and if i don’t go up during august i won’t see them until mid september :((

the only way i can describe the overall feeling is as blurry idk if that accurately conveys it to other people but like if i were to be imagined as a silhouette rn it wouldn’t be clean

[yumenosakiacademy]

c0splay procession n the cafe (aka the most Me dream!me has even been, mayb.)

i (like... me. literally Me i think. i wasnt in some1 elses body) was at some place i guess 4 a school project n i guess we were waiting 4 the buses or smth was happening bc i was literally just stood near the stairways 2 some big building (there was seating next 2 me, so this wasnt a weird thing) watching a TON of cosplayers walk by almost like it was a parade as they were leaving a con all at once n at 1 point i took out my ipad n i was like ‘if i take pics of them rn, i wonder if theyd still b w me in the future’ (so i guess i was in the past. idk how i got there). also, smth else 2 note is the entire place was in like... light colors. white n near-white colors except when dark in shadows cast from other buildings. gave the whole place an aura or some sort.

so i started taking pics n trying 2 angle my ipad lower 2 not make it so obvious. the cosplayers i remember seeing was a ciel in the pink dress (bc i was looking @ tht shortly b4 bed) a v4nny n a v4nny in a diff color scheme (cream w brown spots n a purple bowtie), n jjus a bunch of other ppl. cant recall them all except tht it was Rly colorful. some1 tried 2 walk around me 2 look at my tablet from my side so i quickly turned it in2 selfie mode n made it look like i was trying 2 take pics of myself.

then eventually adults started calling 4 me (1 of them mightve been the aforementioned person actually)  n they were like “[name]! there u r! cmon the bus! we’ve been looking 4 u we lost u” (like i was holding up every1 leaving bc i wasnt w the rest of the class/group) n i was like “oh, im sry.. i didnt hav a partner or anybody 2 help remind me or guide me..” so i went w them but kept my lunchbox on me instead of putting it in the full-2-the-point-of-almost-bursting back of the bus/van thingy tht held a ton of colored lunchboxes.

we ended up at some cafe place (tht honestly looked like a house but now repurposed n w staff members) 4 a trip meal n the chaperone was like “those r the hawks. u should say hi 2 them but not bother them” or smth n i turned 2 the table behind me n i saw a guy in a hockey uniform or smth? a sports uniform. blue w white text n a logo tht read hawks also in white. n i turned back 2 the chaperone n said i Want them 2 b bothered or said i didnt care or smth n they n the girl next 2 me, who im p sure was emily from elementary school (yknow, ms. giggles), looked at me w furrowed brows like concern

n when it was time 2 eat, the other person next 2 me (i think there was 1? cant remember, but there was another plate) got mochi donuts n there were cream puffs or puff pastries in front of me in the middle of the table n they kept telling me 2 eat n seem concerned but i said i didnt wanna eat these bc theyre fatty n i kept fiddling w my tablet but 4 some reason my home button wouldnt work n i kept trying 2 get it 2 work n was getting rly worried, n wondered if the pics i took affected my tablet bc they were pics of the past n tht fucks w the time space continuum or w/e. like life didnt want me taking these back n it was a mistake or smth.

at 1 point i took 1 of the puff pastries n walked in2 a small room past some1 who looked like a performer (mayb like joker from BB but boned down a lot?) n used a toaster on the floor (was it there?) n put the puffs in n brought them back 2 the table n they shrinked n i think emily ate them. i was v standoffish the whole time n blunt/curt n jus messing w my tablet n refusing 2 eat.

[aro-aizawa]

mass effect brain rot has me again and i can’t help but notice the normandy has a distinct lack of bedrooms (aside from shepard’s & miranda’s/liara’s) which amuses me greatly bc now i can’t stop thinking abt all the crew (specifically in me2) in one barracks all getting under each other’s skin. everyone hating the krogans snoring. everyone hating mordin sleeping at the same time, so they kick him out permanently because he won’t shut up. jack just sleeps on her basement table otherwise she will straight up murder someone no matter what. whoever shepard romances is envied by the rest of the crew almost exclusively because they have their own space they don’t have to share w almost a dozen ppl.

[ghostofadragon]

i cannot describe how much i need post-batman begins nolanverse batman and scarecrow to be. like. not friends by any stretch of the word but you have to understand that batman puts up with SUCH bullshit on a regular basis like this man gets done disarming the pipe bomb that joker put in the mayors office for shits and giggles and goes home and takes an off-day hearing that his old buddy jonathan crane is selling spiked ketamine on 23rd street wearing that weird fucking mask again would be Nothing to this man. its like a walk in the park for him. bruce wayne went to medical school he probably knew this guy in college before he dropped out and hes so tired. & scarecrow figured out that batman won't kill him and he can bribe his way out of jail with his remaining mob ties so he just does whatever the fuck he wants batman is significantly less of a threat to him than like half of his past customers at any given time and he can't ever take him fully seriously because 1. the guy dresses like a fucking bat 2. hard to put intimidation stock in a guy who you lit on fire the first time you met and he ran away from you screaming. batman and scarecrow are like mutually each other's least bad problem at any given time. like neither of them want to be here but honestly thank god its him and not any of those 20 other guys lined up to put me in the ground rn