#atm i have no character i exclusively romance tho i do narratively like kaiden the best i think | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

aro-aizawa · 2 years

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mass effect brain rot has me again and i can’t help but notice the normandy has a distinct lack of bedrooms (aside from shepard’s & miranda’s/liara’s) which amuses me greatly bc now i can’t stop thinking abt all the crew (specifically in me2) in one barracks all getting under each other’s skin. everyone hating the krogans snoring. everyone hating mordin sleeping at the same time, so they kick him out permanently because he won’t shut up. jack just sleeps on her basement table otherwise she will straight up murder someone no matter what. whoever shepard romances is envied by the rest of the crew almost exclusively because they have their own space they don’t have to share w almost a dozen ppl.

#shut up danni #im replaying the trilogy and im getting the giggles abt it #yes if you did not know here are my fave characters in order: tali; garrus; mordin; kaiden & joker #my least favourite is probs ashley :/ i just. her attitude towards non-humans makes me uncomfy #i'm sure she's got her good parts i just can never justify picking her over kaiden so she always dies rip #atm i have no character i exclusively romance tho i do narratively like kaiden the best i think #buuuut i haven't played the last two games frequently enough to romance anyone but him #im on 2 rn so im going after garrus i am v much excited bc he is a sweetheart #i think once i've romanced him im gonna try liara then im gonna look into the mods for more queer romances #i am VERY interested in the tali romance mod bc oh i love my girl #she is so sweet and precious and fierce and oh i love her sm #my dream team is always her and garrus #if im doing a kaiden romance it's him and tali #anyways hi yes i am having much fun #im trying to follow a mission order guide to stop me from being all over the place #but i'm ignoring where they put garrus bc i want him asap #im abt to do his mission rn i cannot wait until i get to his loyalty mission #mordin only came first bc i want to upgrade my shit and i love mordin #he is BIG adhd and infodumps and i love him so desperately much

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