Okay okay, spoilers for the Genshin Impact leaks but about Scaramouche becoming an Anemo user after his God mecha phase… I find this super hilarious meta wise cuz if you think about it.
It’s like Scaramouche ran out of old (magic) tree fuel to power up his batteries. So they replaced his power source with wind power instead. Which also makes him…environmentally friendly.
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in honor of gar week! did you know gars are prehistoric?? i wish i was prehistoric...
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in legacy of the force: sacrifice, we see that removing one's boots before entering the house is a non-negotiable rule in the beviin-vasur household, including for fett.
this means that the majority of the scenes taking place in the farmhouse—including the most dramatic—must involve most of the mando characters (fett included) walking around in full armor and socks
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since Janus seemed to be tickled by the idea of a dead grandma and a dead hamster, my hc is that he's a sucker for dark jokes and Remus tries to come up with the most horrifying gorey jokes to impress Janus. and it works every time.
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eddie's the type of dude to use cigarettes to mimic fangs when the two of you are drunk outside the bar trying to grab a smoke to sober up. goes all the way by doing that silly walk with his arms straight out like a zombie or one of the older classic vampires.
whether he does it while they're unlit or lit depends entirely on just how drunk the two of you are.
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wooonder how it’d feel waking up super hot in the middle of the night, Joel all sprawled out, tired from patrolling, and you waking him up to ride him hard, hearing him growl or say something dirty that gets you even wetter. Honestly, I think I’d come in like 4-6 minutes tops :(
You're about to straddle Joel's lap. "No. No. No. Sweetheart." His words surprise you. You're too eager, but he has a different idea. He wants you, but he's too damn tired and needs a bit of something to fuel him. "Here." he demands, tapping on his denim-covered thigh. His eyes are staring into yours, watching your lips grow into a lewd smirk. You know him too well, and you're too damn hot to play dumb.
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Katie Ledecky is a god amongst women. She’s also really hot like not to be wlw on main but aoughhhhh
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that clip of max debby-ryan-tucking his non-existent hair strand while staring lovingly at daniel has rocked my world to the point where friends of mine who don’t give a fuck about f1 are sending it to me asking “isn’t this that racing guy who wins a lot?”
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i like to think that mash just started calling rayne ‘brother-in-law’ after him and finn start dating
i also imagine rayne doesn’t take it well
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