#gideon wtf

[blondie-drawings]

can't stop thinking about those skeleton lesbians (pt 1)

[procrastinationaccount]

The way Gideon and Dulcinea wanted to bounce in and out of the lives of their loved ones and only leave a positive impact without getting too vulnerable and Harrow and Palamedes just wanted them to stay for as long as they could. The way they sacrificed themselves because they didn't want to let them sacrifice anything else. The way they were both raised to think of themselves as bound to the service of mouldering houses that they hated, even both specifically born with the intention that they would die young. The way they both have to keep reminding themselves that the person they love is young and can't handle this shit. I'm either on to something or this is just the fevered ravings of a dying mind. They made a war of their lives.

[chillyweirdoinacoffin]

The Locked Tomb fandom has a lot of problems with race. But the way some of ya’ll treat AAPI and Pasifika creators who are writing about and/or illustrating their own lived experiences as if they aren’t POC is extra fucking weird, man.

[thermodynamic-comedian]

the fact that the harrow nova universe implies that gideon is now the necromancer makes me crave a true role reversal au. like, one where everyone's roles are reversed.

just imagine. ianthe and coronabeth as cavaliers. babs as a necromancer. palamedes as a cavalier. camilla as a necromancer.

fuck it. go even further;

lock john in the tomb.

idea: alecto locked him in the tomb when she realized he had too many powers for one human to have, and had become an active threat.

now, this leaves us in a universe where....alecto is the emperor. and to be completely fair, her overall personality and demeanor fit the role of god much better than john's. which leaves us with two very different versions of mercymorn and augustine. a mercymorn and augustine who are, for one, absolutely terrified of the emperor of the nine houses, and a mercymorn and augustine who know they can't threesome their way into a betrayal. and maybe, just maybe, they're not too fond of the whole "locked our friend in a tomb on pluto for 10 000 years" thing.

as for john himself, idk man. maybe some time in the tomb would do him some good. a few thousand years to, like, y'know. think about the whole "destroyed the universe" thing. also, i just like the idea of him, at the end of the nova universe's version of ntn, walking out of the tomb and saying something stupid like "what year is it?" "10008" "damn it. my alarm didn't go off."

oh, also, pyrrha in control of g1deon for the entirety of htn, only for g1deon to emerge at the end. haven't given this idea that much thought, but i'm sure there are g1deon enthusiasts who could do it justice.

[denchikselkimur]

HELP ME WHAT IS THAT 😭 WHAT HAVE I DONE

[thessiastars]

Some locked tomb doo duls while i finish harrow the ninth and cry abt it

[skewered-smiles]

They are out of control

[scared-of-girls]

c.ai is so funny sometimes

[elfieafterdark]

You were, and I say this incredibly lightly Harrow, so fucking stupid dude. For starters, it's a fucking pommel. Call it a pommel you dumb fuck.

We're walking down some innocuous hallway on the space station thing. I keep forgetting its name because it's pretentious and not sexy. But anyways you walked down this hallway (The sexiness of your walk was up for debate, I mean, is it really sexy if the exoskeleton is doing all the work for you?)

The interior was silent, save for the dim whirr of machinery and the faint hiss of piping pumping that sweet sweet oxygen into the room. You were very tired, but that's nothing new. Ever since that ORTUS guy broke through your excessive bone wards you haven't slept a wink.

That's probably why I have so much free reign actually, did you know I can sort of hear your thoughts. They're pretty gay I'm not gonna lie.

Your room offered no safety now, though arguably neither did your new sanctum. Harrow my dear, I hope you can tell how much dripping, succulent venom I injected into that word. Because I do not like this blonde haggette in the slightest.

You shuffle, and rub your neck. Seemingly aware of me again, but that's fine, so long as you think I'm one of your normal hallucinations you won't bleed out your ears too much.

Plus, I'm here, and you can heal. It's fine, walk it off champ. I'm not going anywhere, you saw to that didn't you? Anyways that fucking skank is in her room already, with all of the sexy rocking pictures on the walls.

Got to say my midnight mistress, if I ever managed to escape the prison that is your head we got to try that out. Obviously I wouldn't say that directly to you because you would probably rip my bones out of my body all at once.

Look, I'm just saying... No one can pull off the starved, and slightly deranged look, but you come close.

Anyways, I feel like I'm getting distracted here. You walk in, she says some dumb shit I don't care about, and you scowl at her.

Atta gal.

God, I can't believe you sleep in her bed. I mean I get that the redhead is scary, but damn. She wants to rearrange your guts Harrow, and not in the deadly way.

I hate her. Anyways, I'm not exactly sure why I decided to pay attention here, because you just went to sleep. Which let me chill, thank fuck.

But then something really weird happened Harrow. I still don't understand it, it hasn't really happened since I came back; since I wound up stuck in your head but...

You left.

Completely. What the fuck? It's so quiet in here without you. Unacceptable.

I waited impatiently all damned night, unable to stop my silent vigil even if I wanted to. Listening to you breathe so softly and delicately while Ianthe snores like a dick.

I only rest once I feel you returning, from wherever you went. Don't you fucking dare make a habit out of this Nonagesmius, because... Ironically...

I can't conceive of a universe without you in it, and I died to make sure it never happened.

So fucking stupid... Don't do that again.

[soleildiddle]

witchlights wips and others

[living-the-gay-fandom-life]

Will i get to keep any semblance of mental stability once I finish the Locked Tomb series or did I sign that away when I started reading it? Cuz it really feels like I’m losing it now.

[mangoob]

Story time: I was getting mad about evil insurance companies and capitalism again, as per usual, and I distracted myself with some SP and well-

Long story short the chat decided that not even Gideon would be as evil as insurance companies

And huzzah, this was born. This will be the most specific and strange post I will ever make

Gideon says NO to screwing people over medically. He WILL provide you with all the medications and procedures you deserve

[camscendants]

I had to listen to this while at work so now you have to hear it too

[chillenby]

ASHDHHDHDHS. Fuck Gideon Graves. All my homies hate Gideon Graves but....

Gideon Geaves brainrot is starting again (I mean it didn't really go away but it's stronger now) and all because of this picture

I had a theory like dude in the series became a slob, it seemed a bit obvious he would gain a bit of weight and it's canon!? Like wow my brain had a correct though. I trully love twink Gideon, but somehow this just scratches a certain part of my brain that goes, yea that makes sense and I like it.

I love Gideon Graves and Gordon Goose. I love every version of that bastard (except game cuz I have played it.. yet. It's on my agenda)

[nishastisowl]

Vandalism.

[futuristicson]

Well, there are no guarantees with time travel, Leo.