#giant panda twins

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Source: AFP / kg

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WHIPLASH — ROOMMATES + EXTRAS (NEGATIVE)

masterlist / aespa fangirls

MEGUMI FUSHIGURO

★ the yomiuri giants’ publicity boy and star player

★ obsessed with the sport from a young age

★ probably has a rlly insane degree but doesn’t use it

YUUJI ITADORI

★ the golden retriever

★ so full of whimsy and joy he is unbreakable

★ not as obsessed w the sport as megumi, but still super good

PANDA

★ resident cunt 2.0; the inumaki of the megs household

★ toge’s confidant and league duo and twin

★ no one knows what he’s up to but he has too many skills and achievements

EXTRAS

★ toge and yuta were added thru panda and yuuji, much to megs’ demise

★ not that he hates them, he was just hoping the gc was just for household stuff like chores

★ without them the gc would be so awkward and bland. they’re the connecting pieces

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Yongin, South Korea

Giant panda mother Ai Bao carries one of her newly born female twin pandas at Everland amusement and animal park in Yongin

Photograph: Everland/AFP/Getty Images

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Why does no one talk about this😭

Though born in the USA, two young panda twins were returned to China along with some complications. The pandas were so addicted to crackers that they had to be given crackers along with their food and water. They also grew up understanding some English phrases, such as "come here" but couldn't understand the Sichuan dialect of Chinese used on the Chengdu Giant Panda Research Base.

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panda may that would so cute

Waiter: What will you be having today?

May M: Oh, just a salad.

Despite being in the Phyla Carnivora, Giant Pandas are Folivores - Herbivore that specialize in Leaf eating, Bamboo leaves being 90% of their diet, with the other one percent being Shoots, Tubers, And Smaller rodents or Carrion.

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Robyn: I'll be having The Champion's Meal, and we'll also have Honey toast, Scrambled Eggs, Fish Fry and the Fruit Platter.

Waiter: Is that All?

Robyn: Yep! thank you!

Waiter: I'll be back then! *They Leave*

Robyn: ... You need to eat Actual food May.

May: *Embarrassed* I know ...

In Captivity Giant Pandas are also fed additional items, such as Honey, Eggs, Fish, Yams, Bananas, Oranges, Shrub Leaves, and other Specially Prepared Food

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Shark!Jaune: Okay! Ready?

Gator!Yang: Hold on, I think SOmeone's joinming us

May: Hello! Is this the Basal Faunus Meeting?

Jaune: Yep! It's nice to see you again Ms. Marigold!

Giant Pandas are a Basal Species in the family Ursidae - This Means they are they least Changed from their Common ancestor to other Bears. Surprisingly.

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Fiona: thanks for watching My Nieces may- Where's The other one?

May: The other one?

Robyn: She's right here!

May: There were Two?!?!

At one point there was a Giant Panda that gave birth to Twins, which was a cause for Celebration. Unfortunately, in order to unsure the Mother would pay attention to each Cub equally, one was often swapped out for the other. Otherwise, only the stronger/bigger one would've survived.

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May M: Hello.

May Z: Uhm .... Hi?

The prefix "Giant" Panda was given to keep them from being confused with Red Pandas, which are mustelids, more closely related to Raccoons.

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The whimsical world of Pandora.

Hi everyone my name's Pandora!

My friends call me Panda.

I am a Slytherin.

I am 14.

I am single.

I am bisexual.

I have a twin brother.

I enjoy walks in the forbidden forest (don't tell Dumbledore)

I'm friends with the giant squid in the black lake.

My favorite class is potions and care of magical creatures.

Do you see the Nargles too?

~My lovely's~

@james-the-amazing-potter - Close friend

@lilyevansoffical - She's my favorite girl <3

@alicethekindone - She seems nice

@little-king-official - Learn how to swim pls

@lifeofthe-barty - #1 confidant

@xeno-graphical - He's very whimsy

@the-queen-bellatrix - A very interesting distant cousin

@Severusprince-snape - Papa bear Sev

@hjonesworld - Best study partner

@siriuslynotadog - Dawg

@malfoy-lu - Broke my heart once or twice

@andromedashoax - She's my very sweet cousin

@mystical-magical-me - he's seems very eclectic

@wormy-loves-ch33se - adorable little rat

@alicethekindone - close friend, good ice cream

@mary-mcdeal - I would kill for her and her cookies

@emmelineandhervans - she seems nice

@marls-mckinn0n - my favorite blonde bestie

@looneymoonyy - Very intelligent

@tjsinclairofficial - he seems very sweet

@oxxen--free - nice but haven't talked to much

@flowers-of-narcissus - Cousin I adore

@flyasaphoenix - teach me Italian please

@aelius-with-a-quill - Don't know him much yet

@poison-penmanship - Xoxo Gossip Girl

@fire-allayer - Weirdo

@averykissableguy - who is this diva frfr

@sybill-patrica-trelawney - Sees the future but like same

@imogenmorningstar - she's gorgeous asf

@adam-lukas-morningstar - don't know him much yet

@anastasia-selwyn - stunning good friend

@fabian-with-an-f - WHORE

@whokilledevanrosier - TWIN WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

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Giant panda twins, both female, were born at a South Korean zoo near Seoul in July 2023. more at REUTERS

l Photos provided by Everland theme park

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Family Secrets.

Summary: There are somethings Alma Madrigal will never tell her children.  Encantober 2024: Secret. Trigger Warnings: Grief/mourning, past character deaths, trauma, etc.

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“Mami, story? Please.” Little Julieta asked in her doorway, chewing on her bottom lip nervously as she tugged on her sleep braids. Eyes wide and pleading as she looked up at her in her little teal nightgown. “Bruno can’t sleep.”

Alma sighed, setting the candle down. “I’ll be right there, cariño.”

The five year old beamed at her, before bolting out of the room and to her room where undoubtedly her siblings were waiting to hear the news. 

“No running in the house, hija! You’re gonna hurt yourself!” Truth be told, Alma didn’t want to tell them a story. In fact, she wanted nothing more than to tell all three of her children to go to bed because it was late—so late that it was way past their bedtime—but the matriarch didn’t. Couldn’t. Not with the candle there to remind her that her husband, who’d been so excited to be a father, wasn’t there and that she was—that she was the only parent they had and they needed her to do all the things she and Pedro had planned.

Which meant that if the triplets wanted a bedtime story, they were going to get one. Even if Alma was beyond exhausted from trying to manage the town and three now superpowered children (one who could heal via food and needed supervision anytime she wanted to use her gift, one whose emotions controlled the weather, and one rat loving seer who saw things no child should) all by herself.

But nobody had to know that.

No, it would just be her and Casita’s little secret. 

One of the many secrets Alma would never tell her children.

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Alma would never tell the triplets how their father had written stories for them that they would now never get to read because they’d been left behind when their family had fled from the burning remains of what had been their home. 

Would never tell them how Pedro had run a shop that he had planned to hand down to them and their children and their children’s children, or that he’d had a brother named Benito who’d worked at the shop with him who had been so excited to be a tío that he’d fallen out the window and dropped a hammer on his foot when trying to make them their first toys. 

Alma would never tell Pepa how she’d gotten her red hair from Pedro’s mother, Rosa, and her temper from her own mother, Alba.

Would never tell Julieta how she could pass as her abuela Alba’s twin.

She’d never tell Bruno how he has his abuelos’ (Andre and Fernando) black curls and how he reminded her of his grandfathers, his grandmother Rosa, and both her brother, Raimi, and Pedro’s brother, Hernado. 

She’d never tell her babies of where they’d came from or how their father, Pedro, hadn’t been the only one to die so they could escape. 

Bruno, Pepa, and Julieta would never know what they’d lost. 

Who’d they lost. 

They wouldn’t know of their tía Alejandra, who’d turned into a giant red panda and grabbed her sword and screamed at Alma and Pedro and Bentio and Raimi to go and take the niños.

They wouldn’t know of their grandparents who’d fallen behind in the crowd or their tíos who’d run off with their primas who weren’t that far in age from them. 

The Madrigal Triplets would grow up not knowing what their mother had lost and the secrets of the family would die with her, if Alma had anything to say about it, and they would be safe. Even if Alma had to give smile and grit her teeth the whole way, and appease the village on her deathbed. 

They deserved that much.

They deserved more than that, actually, but Alma couldn't bring back the dead so they'd all have to settle for second best and hope that they were making Pedro proud.

[stolenbythegods]

🌻 gimme nonsense or gimme death

I have beef with pandas.

it all started several years ago when I was in college studying animal management, and my wildlife & conservation teacher brought up how much he was annoyed at them. And y'know what? I agree.

Did you know pandas are still carnivores? Yes, they eat bamboo, and ONLY bamboo, but their teeth and their digestive systems? Still designed to consume a mainly meat diet. But noooo, they gotta eat bamboo, something that is SO LOW IN ENERGY FOR THEM THAT THEY HAVE TO EAT A TON OF IT!

Wanna know something else about them? The females are only in heat for 2 - 3 days out of the whole year. Which would be fine if these giant vegan carnivores were social BUT THEY'RE NOT. THEY ARE MAINLY SOLITARY. So the males have to roam around looking for a female, and if they catch her scent and she's in heat, they better find her before her heat ends, which it already could've by the time he's on her trail, because again. 2 - 3 DAY WINDOW TO FUCK. IF THEY MISS IT, THEY GOTTA WAIT UNTIL NEXT YEAR.

BUT THERE'S MORE.

This is better known knowledge, but they SUCK at breeding even in captivity. 24/7 access to each other and they can still fail to breed, for no other reason than they seem to be clueless about what they're supposed to do. So they have to be shown VIDEOS of other pandas fucking so they get the idea. PORN FOR PANDAS, EXCEPT IT'S MORE LIKE AN INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO BECAUSE THEY SUCK.

BUT YES, THERE'S EVEN MORE.

Like most bears, it's not too uncommon for pandas to have more than 1 cub. In fact, about 50% of all panda pregnancies result in twins. Problem is tho, their diet is so shit, they can't support more than 1 cub at a time, so a mother panda will choose to feed just 1 cub and leave the other to STARVE TO DEATH! YES. STARVE. TO. DEATH.

Her favorite child isn't even safe though, because pandas seem to be clumsier than so many other bears and it's happened before that a mother panda will just... roll over and crush her newborn. There is a reason baby pandas are usually separated in zoos to be raised by keepers. It's because pandas are not great parents.

And somehow, SOMEHOW, this walking disaster of an animal is like the goddamn symbol of animal conservation. It's a sick joke. I mean, they're recovering a bit, but they DO NOT HELP AT ALL BECAUSE THEY'RE SO FUCKING BAD AT THE WHOLE REPRODUCTION SHIT.

And that is why i have beef with them.

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Boueibu Rewatch Part 6

I actually took some notes while watching last night, so it's time to make sense of them!

Episode Four

Funnily enough, I was just going through my old Otaku/Anime USA magazines, and found the two that had reviews of Boueibu, both pre-season two. And one of them described the series along the lines of "Sailor Moon but with more chest hair." Someone launch Apollo's dodge ball at that reviewer, please.

OMG En, you can't just ask why someone's Italian.

I think there was a little bit of foreshadowing to the Beppu twins' disagreement towards the end of the series about touring with Goura and stuff, because they said "even if the world turned upside-down, we'd still be of one mind in all things." Some missed potential, we could've had like. Aki team up with the Battle Lovers because Haru somehow got Goura all to himself or something.

Anyway, from a distance Alan looks really off model. Also from the side when the twins were confronting him, he kinda looked like Benedict Cumberpatch.

The way the Beppu twins pry for what's weighing on his mind makes me think there's a production team in-universe that has to rush to design the monster based off a student's issue, and it's not just the Zundar needle or Dadacha fwap that randomly assigns a monster... Maybe this one was a rush job?

There's an animation error where En and Atsushi's colors are swapped in the fight from a distance, but I haven't checked if the Bluray fixed it (probably not, they didn't fix two other errors I checked for).

Anyway, I stand by my idea that instead of chest hair, this episode could've been about a younger twin being salty about his older twin getting taller so they're no longer identical, and the monster being a parody of King Kong where he grabs his twin and climbs the school's bell tower. We could've even got the Battle Lovers flying around like they do in the OP to mirror the planes!

Episode Five

Didn't really write notes on this one, since I was crocheting as I did the rewatch...

But I do want to say it would be fun to see an AU where the second season is still BL vs CA, and we get Kinshirou's perspective on Munakata refusing to graduate. Maybe Munakata would have been turned into a Loveless instead? Or do you think the monsters we see in S2 were planned out for CIDER, and the assets are being reused by the twins? (They'd probably be pissed if they knew they were getting leftovers lol)

Episode Six

The sound for this episode was buzzy for me when it started? Kinda like fanime quality (Nyan Neko Sugar Girls-esque). It was weird, but after exiting the episode and going back in, it was normal. Though it really did add to the experience of En and Atsushi asking Yumoto to tell them more about sea slugs.

"Wombat hates sweets." Cue Wombat choking. That's not hating sweets, that's either an allergy or it's blocking his airway lol

Wish they made the Defense Club look visibly different or younger in the flashbacks...

I don't think Kuroshiro was deserving of becoming a monster. The guy literally asked a question, and got a bit flustered when pressed. Like sure, he did admit to being jealous (like 23 times). But still. I feel if he had gotten an internal monologue like other Loveless (Makuwa), my opinion would be different.

If I had a nickel for every Umatani anime that had a giant panda monster, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

Yumoto's washing the ridge tiles on the roof and says they're guardian spirits against fire, but since it's a natural hot spring there's no danger of fire... But in a later episode, Goura drops the lore that he was caught in a fire at Binan Land (if I'm remembering right?) but he came out unscathed so maybe he was protected from washing the tiles?

At the end of this episode, Wombat said "Love shock!" which feeds into my AU that he's Martha with time shenanigans. (Martha's said "Martha shock!" in the past, right? I'm not misremembering?)

And now I'm realizing that the episode ends in the school, but the roof that they show is the Kurotama's...

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Endnotes

ENDNOTES

[8]https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2015/08/150824-pandas-national-zoo-twins-animals-science/

https://blog.nus.edu.sg/lsm1303student2013/2013/04/11/panda-cute-wait-till-you-see-their-dark-side/

Amongst other places, some of the opinions about pandas were found in the following places:

https://www.nationalgeographic.com.au/animals/panda-porn-and-other-desperate-measures-to-get-rare-species-to-mate.aspx

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decided to just post the rest of my unicorn wars ocs all together so i dont clog the tag up!! ill put a little bit of information about them below <3 azucar no longer belongs to me and the two twins were scrapped designs but i dont feel like deleting them off the canvas haha

picante - certified strong lady! she’s motherly towards the soldiers she trains and takes no shit from anyone, she’s determined to rise in ranks so she can put an end to the corruption from her superiors. picante is patient, but when she gets mad she completely loses her head. she’s not very religious, but still occasionally prays & attends church! she dies in the holy war by being blown up by the cannon

amargo - behind the serious face he puts during training, amargo is a giant goofball who loves slacking off almost as much as he loves getting drunk with girls. he’s an excellent soldier and known by his superiors, who give him special treatment since they like him. amargo is known for taking people back to his room and flirting with everyone, though he does this as a horrible coping mechanism from the issues he’s facing in the military. he’s dulces cousin and was apart of his og group (for context: before being moved to flors unit, dulces was apart of another one where everyone minus him was killed on a mission). amargo died by being gored by a unicorn in the forest during his mission, he survived a little bit but with no medical aid he passed away.

peluche, aka "payaso" - another member of dulces og unit! peluche was nicknamed payaso by their fellow comrades due to their face markings resembling the makeup of a clown. they’re from a rich family and take pride in it, they’re not a bad soldier either! they’re a natural born leader, but isn’t taken very seriously. payaso loves organizing everything and aids in keeping everyone on track! they die in the forest, similarly to amargo, they die due to being impaled by a unicorn (also tiny note! they’re not out to their comrades, so others use he/him for them)

last but not least, chico, aka chiquito: the shortest fella, yet the one with the biggest temper! as you may have noticed, he’s not even a bear, he’s a red panda (they used to be classified as bears and i thought it’d be silly to have one in the military haha)! chico, mostly known as chiquito due to his height, was also apart of dulces og unit. to sum it up, he has a horrible napoleon complex and has a reputation for getting into fights with other soldiers. he has a good amount of knowledge when it comes to explosives and he’s also skilled when it comes to combat. chiquito is killed by a unicorn like his other two comrades.

if you read this far wowie!! thank you, i hope you enjoyed learning about my silly bears <3

[rainshell]

In continuation of these:

Lucifer(and the whole idea behind this),Mammon, Levi, Satan, Asmo, Belphie, Diavolo, Barbatos, Luke, Simeon, Solomon, Thirteen, Mephistopheles, Raphael

Beel next, not making this guy a bear from the beginning seems like a missed opportunity since he is already a giant teddy bear. Sure, lion can work to some degree, but I still made him a bear more precisely a sloth bear. It was surprisingly hard to find a species that fits Beel since most bears are aggressive and I wanted something not that violent for this cinnamon roll. So in the end it was either the sloth bear or the panda and I think sloth bear just fit better. One despite their names they aren't lazy and are more chill compared to other bears + the sloth part of the name fit so well with the fact that his twin is Belphie.

Notes about the design:

-his demon marks are a permanent feature. I just liked how the stripes looked on him.

-incredibly fluffy