Nakia got some grit riding along Owen's arm and ramping off his hand with a bike. Owen will scold her later.
Don't try this at home kids.
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Prompt 147
“It wasn’t my fault!”
It really wasn’t. Natural portals open all the time, and it wasn’t like he was the one driving! They were just testing out some new gear in the Zone, and the motorcycle was for Jazz so she needed to know how to use it!
So really, it’s not his fault they’re stuck in another world until another portal opens, nor is it his fault that they’re getting chased by a bunch of yellow-eyed undead. No Tucker, they aren’t your friends just because they have gold-eyes too- and Sam please don’t ask the plants to stab them, they don’t need ghost gold-eyed creeps after them!
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Shout out to this thing I made almost a year or two ago and randomly find again from time to time
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do u think if macklin "living on a ranch in livermore scared me very badly as a 14yo" celebrini met mark "most norcal boy to ever do it" canha, he would experience something. macklin you say it is nice be wanted but do u feel WANTED...
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can someone turn me into a vampire so i can shapeshift into a bat and hide upside down in a dark abandoned attic forever thanks
actually can someone just turn me into a normal bat i don’t wanna be around humans anymore
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Tomb raider au but it's just focused on how everyone Jeremy is up against (or catches up with as an ally) is someone Jake has hooked up with.
Needs transportation to their old excavation site? Just as well Jake is still in contact with Brooke from their uni days.
Arranging a meeting for negotiations? Jake has Chloe Valentine's number on hand.
(Perhaps it's best it goes through Chloe instead of him trying to meet up with Madeline, he's fairly certain he's on a hitlist).
The cocky asshole from America that keeps showing up? Yeah, Jake went to school with Dustin Kropp and definitely hooked up.
(The shock to discover Christine also knew Dustin, then having to explain how he knew her cousin. Oh well, Dustin won't be a problem).
Rich, who Jake and Jeremy thought was dead, breaks into the manor and holds them captive while he talks to Jeremy? Jake manages to flirt their way out of being killed because he had a fling with him at university. And it works, somehow. Rich still wants to kill them, but maybe it can wait.
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Whelp. Adding Fried Green Tomatoes to my “be gay do crime and also being gay is a crime” collection (no road trip this time though) and yet another book to my reading list 🙃
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[Biting my keyboard, feral] There are dandelions all over the airstrip it's so PRETTY I wanna BE THERE the wind is blowing 35knots fuck off.
Also I need to stay up for 60 hours straight because I have a BG3-vibe to-do list a mile high. Gotta make a 3D print file of Zevlor (and others, but Zevlor first), gotta mod in my & friend's OC with ring of Metamorph, gotta record more modded scenes with the camera mod, gotta convert, chop, and render ALL the scenes I've already recorded, gotta write all the ficlets in my brain and the smut, gotta ARHHJJ
Also have to finish painting all the quickie cheapo figures I bought off Etsy. Minthara's armour was AMAZING to paint but the model creator put Astarion and Shadowheart in it too and I want them to look different (but if I get the knack of making the STLs real quick, maybe I'll make my own because it bugs me BIG TIME that they're all printed in reverse and I want Astarion/Shadowheart in their OG armour pls).
Regardless, I'm going to the garden centre tomorrow. NOT on the bike. And I'm NOT buying a bike just yet because it's still snowing?>????? a little??? sleety.
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