#ghoulsmashes

[officialrapunzelfitzherbert]

mac the turtle is for sale!!!!

hello mbmbam enjoyers this time mac the turtle IS for sale but you don't have to spend 600 dollars!!! you cannot come to my house once a week and just hold him but you can take him home with you and wear him on your ears or just hold him in your hands. smash some ghouls together. read him a story. give him a gentle kiss on the head. i made sure to put enough kid energy in there to bake at least one potato 🐢

[tubapun]

Please also tell me your favorite moments if you'd like

[dirkdotcom]

In the words of John @ghoulsmashes, “vibe on fuck it vibe off.”

[asystotle]

@ghoulsmashes replied to your post: Every day John and Jake make me look gay on the...

me? ME? i make you look straight since everyone knows there’s no way we’re fucking. 😔

You told everyone I’m spelling out I love you in a week-long project for you.

[soltansea]

ghoulsmashes replied to your post: Are Weezer and Hosier different...?

i don’t want to respond to this in fear of sounding like the white man infected me.

You need an exorcism.

[6rawler]

@ghoulsmashes replied to your post “uh”

what’s popping?

my j0ints fam

[microsoftedgy69]

@ghoulsmashes replied to your post: I’m seeing that there’s both a new Dirk and a new...

i gasped.

Why. It’s not even a saucy take, I just want my peace and quiet.

[stakehammer]

@g4lanthus a réagi à votre billet : i have my powers back. ask me anything.

Where are you?

kitchen floor.

@ghoulsmashes a réagi à votre billet : i have my powers back. ask me anything.

how are you?

bad, thank you.

[marsmadness]

ghoulsmashes replied to your post: mixes my vodka with pepto bismol

no!

you cant stop me john

[humdoner]

ghoulsmashes replied to your post:

it’s okay, jake. we all deserve one day of this every once in a while.

John i would love to share some comradery with you in this i really would but i just remembered i have shame and a multitude of other things keeping me from truly embracing this new fangled freedom so youre going to have to enjoy it without me. I know what we had was special but im dying slowly. Youll have to leave me here.

[8edevil]

❖ pet peeves?

Comparing me to my alts honestly.CowardiceJust assuming your 8etter than me in general

[officialrapunzelfitzherbert]

mac the turtle is for sale!!!!

hello mbmbam enjoyers this time mac the turtle IS for sale but you don't have to spend 600 dollars!!! you cannot come to my house once a week and just hold him but you can take him home with you and wear him on your ears or just hold him in your hands. smash some ghouls together. read him a story. give him a gentle kiss on the head. i made sure to put enough kid energy in there to bake at least one potato 🐢

[2twopiid]

ghoulsmashes replied to your post: ghoulsmashes replied to your post: ...

this is my nickname of choice for everybody i deem a sexy icon.

how low are your 2tandard2?

[gho2ty]

moodboard and playlist for @ghoulsmashes 

sir sly - &run || grouplove - tongue tied || fitz and the tantrums - spark || metronomy - boy racers || broken bells - good luck || everything everything - regret || jukebox the ghost - empire || phoenix - tuttifrutti

[soltansea]

ghoulsmashes replied to your post: ghoulsmashes replied to your post: ...

i can’t be blamed for this. let’s blame colonization…

Decolonize your mind, tumblr user ghoulsmashes. They’re the same person.

[6rawler]

@ghoulsmashes replied to your post “@ghoulsmashes replied to your post “uh” what’s popping? my j0ints...”

me too, actually. i have like, a pain ointment if you want it? would that even help?

i have n0 idea 6ut it could may6e