#ghoulfucker hours

[ponderosa121]

Fallout TV. Lucy/Cooper. All juiced up.

[finniestoncrane]

I'll let my date decide I'm 22 years old. Pan. Genderfluid. Short and fat. I'm canonically autistic and canonically have ADHD (I'm sorry I like referring to it w=as canon). You already know that though. You already are SO FUCKING AWARE of my obsession with old monster movies. I mean... I didn't go on an hour long tangent about movie titles ibn a game, and are therefore copywrite friendly, and what films they could be meant to be for no reason. And you are so incredibly aware of the research I did for Gen-1 and Gen-2 synths, and me picking apart Nick Valentine's voice lines to determine anatomy of gen-2 prototype synths. I believe I've also told you that I'm still considering being an auto-mechanic.

What you probably don't know though is that I took an engineering class in high school and I kicked ass in competitions. Like there was this hydraulic robot arm made of wood, syringes, and plastic tubes. Despite the fact that the tubes kept falling off the syringes, my team got like... 2nd place in my class and 4th place schoolwide. There was also a competition for making a boat out of just cardboard and duct tape. Not to brag but our boat could hold 3 people (when it was only required that 2 people go in the boat) and we got the second fasted time schoolwide. We didn't even have paddles technically, unlike some groups who made carboard paddles. We had just a thick pieces of cardboard covered entirely in duct tape. Literally was my favorite class. This wasn't my decision cuz it was a group project but still.

In video games I am a sort of item hoarder because I'm terrified I'll need something later and then I never need it later. Not me having an inventory full of Junk in Fallout 4.

You are also probably aware of my insistence that ghoul cum is radioactive and how the terminal on the Prydwen proves this. Which is good for me and my item hoarding tendencies because I have so much RadAway. Cuz we all know that I'm a ghoulfucker. Also a robotfucker but that's a different story that started with Transformers and got me into cars because I wanted a way to fuck Transformers in vehicle mode because I'm just horny like that (affectionate). A weird hobby I also have is miniatures. I wouldn't call it miniature painting just yet because I have done a whole lot of not painting. I have paint for sure. I seem to be refusing to pick a color scheme and sticking with it. I have not bought primer yet. I have so many miniatures. I am preparing to get more because there's one of Cooper Howard and John Hancock and Nick Valentine and Sturges. But Sturges is in a different box from Hancock and Nick, and then Cooper is in a different one from everyone else. And the box Sturges is in is REALLY hard to find. And the box Cooper is in isn't technically out yet. Like... I already have Toad and Magento from Marvel Crisis Protocol that are unpainted. And then I have a whole bunch of Seraphons in a box that I cannot for the life of me pick a paint scheme for. And I don't even know why I bought Necrons. I don't know how to even play Wasteland Warfare. Or Marvel Crisis Protocol. Or Warhammer: Age of Sigmar. Or Warhammer 40k. I just like the models. Hell, I don't even know how to play D&D and have no one who will play with me as of right now. But I have 2 D&D books (one is official, the other one isn't) and a Fallout TTRPG pdf file with rules for how to play. It's not technically official but I think the guy got permission to make it. It was free. I was considering making a campaign for that based on where I live but then I realized I'd have to build creatures from the ground up, and find a way to play test them when I literally don't personally know enough people who even really care about Fallout in general. Also the terrain makes it hard to slap a vault anywhere.

zim my tiny beloved, i already knew who i would pair you with, but if i'd had any doubts this message would have sealed your fate because you know who else would have infodumped before explaining anything about themselves...? 💚🩷 🔞minors dni🔞 send a request • masterlist • kofi link • tag: finnie2k (to follow or to block)

Kent Connolly is literally the autistic mascot. He's the cutest, silliest, sweetest little guy, so that already tells me you'd be perfect for one another.

I think one of the best things about Kent, and you, is your ability to retain soooooo many details. You're both so passionate about learning everything you can about specific subjects, and you're both determined enough to learn everything you can.

I can picture you both either braving it to go out to the library or saving up your caps to pay for a mostly intact book that will answer a niche question you both had about Grognak the Barbarian.

You're both so brave too, willing to go through a lot for the things you love and for your happiness.

If there's one ghoul who will understand the need, and the joy, of infodumping, it is Kent. He'd be such a sweet listener, he'd ask informed questions, he'd participate respectfully in whatever lecture you were giving, and he'd do it all with the sweetest smile. And when you were ready to listen to him, he'd have a very well-written little speech all prepared.

I can't think of a happier way to spend your time in the wasteland than by sharing your interests, learning about each other and their favourite things, or just engaging in some paralell play, the autistic national sport.

And I know he'd write extra episode of the Silver Shroud for you if you just desperately needed more of that particular hyperfixation.

I just think Kent would be the kind of guy who would be appropriately impressed and appreciative of how much you know about Captain Boomerang and his entire family history, and the only person who could maybe try and know more than you on that subject.

[deancrowleycas]

a little afraid of what happens if I start watching the Fallout series because if I do I will be annoying™️. Little unknown fact about me I spend like hours binging Fallout lore videos and I may or may not be a ghoulfucker

[newvegascowboy]

ok. Uranium is a heavy metal. Heavy metals primarily deposit in your liver and your kidneys so your body can process it and piss it out (yeah i was wrong, oops). On the off chance it is stored in adipose tissue during the initial dose of radiation that's strong enough to ghoulify, it'll get worked off/eventually expelled as waste. Sweat and urine are the 2 most effective ways of dispelling heavy metals.

A ghoul metabolizes radiation. I imagine there's a maximum amount their body can use at a time - that shit is stored in the body to be used, the rest is expelled. After ~12 hours of recent, relatively heavy exposure (like, say, a radstorm) a ghoul will return to normal, safe levels. This is not any different than a regular human being outside in a radstorm, at which point they should probably be taking some radaway and rad-x just to be safe. After HEAVY exposure (like taking a jaunt through the glowing sea) ~24-48 hours afyer exposure, a ghoul will be no more radioactive than normal.

I dont THINK jizz counts as a waste product. It seems counterintuitive for the body to dump a bunch of shit it wants to get rid of into the reproductive tract. So. Honestly. I think we're safe yall. We're good. Don't let anyone tell you ghoulfucking is more dangerous than anything else!!! Live your truth!!!

Is there any canonical evidence that says fucking a ghoul would give you radiation poisoning

[tg-headcanons]

How did Kimi find out Nishiki was a ghoul?

When Nishiki was injured and starving, she walked in on him, saw what he was, and offered her flesh to his saying that she already owes him her life. He took a small bite to give himself just the bare minimum to kick off his healing, then stopped. That’s what we know is canon, but it had to be a hell of a ride for Kimi after that

It’s very rare for someone to show up at the hospital with only one mostly harmless ghoul bite, usually ghoul victims are mutilated or dead. It would be reported and stand out to the CCG, so she treated it at home with stuff they stole from the schools lab.

Nishiki didn’t stop apologizing for days after the bite, but Kimi kept reminding him that she literally offered way more. Nishiki tried to not talk about other ghoul stuff for awhile, he didn’t want to scare her any more

After the business with Tsukiyama, they have a talk. Kimi tells him “Look, I’m already involved in ghoul stuff, I already want to help you, I want you to tell me everything.” Nishiki reluctantly agreed after enough prodding, and started telling her things. She was amazed by how much intricate culture, interesting biology, and unusual psychological wiring they have. He was genuinely surprised that she was more interested than afraid

Being the first ghoulfucker, she was the first human to have to learn about ghoul stuff. There’s a lot of weird shit they do, but if all of it, the thing she found the most interesting was the food aggression. Whenever he drinks coffee near her, she messes with him by putting her hand near it without actually touching it. Since his resource protectiveness is pretty bad, her doing that pisses him off for awhile until he gets used to it and she finds it adorable

She ends up just testing things a lot. She’s studying to be a biologist after all, and ghouls, especially Nishiki, are so interesting! For the first few months of her knowing, she’s constantly testing things. Every so often she’ll toss a blanket over him to see if he relaxes or presses his kakuhou to try to activate it or pauses mid makeout to take notes on how his teeth are shaped. Nishiki had to instate a “No Weird Prodding All The Time” rule, and gave her an hour every other day to do whatever ghoul tests she wants to do. It’s great having a girlfriend who’s so interested in how he works until he has to fend off her science all the time

Some things made more sense after finding out he was a ghoul. Like how he keeps mixing up sugar and salt, he didn’t know what periods are, and he thought that wood chips were a spice. She had to tell him a lot of regular human things, and he was grateful to have someone explain stuff that humans assume he already knows.

He’s still worried about freaking her out, there’s probably always going to be a little bit of that. He tries not to talk about eating people or the details of life as a ghoul in all the gory details, but damn it if she isn’t a good listener. After awhile, he finally got to the point where he told her everything about growing up homeless and losing his sister to doves. She was the first person to see him cry in years

She was also the first person to see him purr in years. He’s able to feel safe with her, and completely trust that she isn’t going to turn him in. Now that he’s gotten closer to her, he’s at he point where he’ll let her see and touch his kagune. That also means he wraps it around her a lot. She gave him a taste of affection and now he’s never going to let her go

[bottlecapbaby]

*pulls up to drive-thru window* Lemme get uhhh, NSFW headcanons for Hancock, please? 🤲

Hancock

First of all, let me just say what we’re all thinking. Yes he likes to get zooted out of his fucking mind and then fuck. Not every time, but a lot of times.

He will not, however, do it if he’s gonna be domming you or doing anything like bondage, roleplay, somno, any of that. He won’t get all fucked up when he’s about to be responsible for your wellbeing.

Let’s talk about what ghoulfucking is like. First of all, yeah, there’s some texture on his dick, and it does reduce his sensitivity a little bit. He can last a little longer. I’m gonna go ahead and say the jizz does not glow, but y’know, I’m not a scientist.

His favorite position might be cowgirl. He just likes to behold you while you ride him. He’s a man of simple pleasures.

He would probably agree to a three way with almost anyone. He just can’t resist.

Loves a quickie. Almost more than drawn out, passionate sex. He likes the animalism, the pressure, the threat of being seen, all that.

Speaking of, he has a lot of exhibitionist fantasies. Like Danse walking in on him absolutely railing you. Maybe fucking you over the balcony of the statehouse.

Very emotional and tender post-sex. He needs the cuddles, more than he needs air. If you leave he will immediately feel like absolute shit. And he loves pillow talk, he could do it for hours.

[ghostheadcanons]

Nameless Ghouls: Human S/O in Heat...?

(Wait, really? I had no idea.....huh!)

Ghoul Lore Time, after dark edition!

+18 Below!

Ghouls have heats and times when their hormones go into overdrive! They don’t have them super often, but when they do? It’s very powerful. 

On earth, there’s no set mating season for Ghouls--there’s one in Hell, but it doesn’t seem to trigger here--therefore, no easy way to keep track of the last time a certain Ghoul went through their cycle unless you count the days yourself. 

But there are exceptions to this, with things like Blood Moons and just nights where there’s more magic crackling in the air than normal, that the Clergy Ghouls all experience it at once. 

When Ghoul Sex Hours hit, the ghoul barracks are locked up tight with said Ghouls inside to let them work it out of their systems. There’s a lot of snarling, fighting, and fucking, all of which can be heard from across the church. The resident ghoulfuckers get special privileges to be locked in with their mates, but only after a thorough health exam and making sure they have the stamina for it. The survivors report huge orgies taking place inside. To go through one of these orgies unscathed is something of a rite of passage for many of them--a badge of honor, you might say. After the massive heat is over, all Ghouls are herded out, the remains of broken furniture cleared away and replaced, and the area is thoroughly hosed down. 

TO THE TOPIC OF THE ASK! 

Honestly? The Ghouls are probably under some sort of spell to keep them from procreating (not foolproof, though!), so they have some knowledge of birth control. But other than that (along with what their human mates tell them), they have no idea about this. 

Aether can smell the hormones coming off you. He’s rather confused. He thought humans didn’t go through this sort of thing...at least to this degree...but he’s more than willing to help you out, as any good mate should be. 

You have to stop Dewdrop from ripping off your clothes and taking you right there. He can’t help it, he’s so lost in your scent....! Normally it’s not this powerful!! You might have just kickstarted his rut. You’re not going to get anywhere explaining the logistics of what’s going on. Just let this whiny boy help you in your time of need. 

Mountain has no idea why you’re acting this way. He can definitely appreciate how much more forward you are--since normally you have to take the reigns with him, anyway. He’ll happily submit to you and anything you want to do with him.  

Poor Rain. He’s incredibly nervous to have you be so dominant all of a sudden--shoving him against the wall and whispering filthy things in his ears as you shove your hands down his pants...pushing him down on the bed and riding him until you’re both a tangled mess....but he’d be lying if he said he didn’t enjoy it. 

Cirrus and Cumulus are willing to listen to your explanation, if you have one. If not, they’re more than happy to just ‘take care of you.’ Fortunately for you, there’s two of them! If they’re not tag-teaming you, Cumulus is having sex with you while Cirrus watches, masturbating. When you cum, Cumulus pulls away and literally tags Cirrus in. Her turn now. And the cycle continues as they switch positions...at least until your next orgasm... 

And here Swiss thought he was just that irresistible to you. He’d nod as you explain the birth-control-stopping’s side effects to him. Well, fortunately for you, he’s got stamina for days! Whether it’s using his mouth or hands or body, he’s going to leave you satisfied. Even if it takes all night, sweet cheeks. 

[lesbiancharliedalton]

I browsed the fallout subreddit for like 2 hours this morning and found a user whose flair was "ghoulfucker" which is also my Reddit username so I was like ... Nice flair. And then they messaged me like. What the fuck. Is this fate. We are soul bonded.

[elsewhereuniversity]

ASKS - Weird shit you’ve told me about

Asks sent to my main, posted here - theme: your schools are really fucking weird, holy shit. This is my jam.

mxnotawakeyet said: At my university there is this one lecture hall that is always cold. No matter if you enter in summer or winter, at 8 am or 6 pm, it is just always freezing cold in there. No other room at the campus has this temperatures! There were kids sitting witch blankets and stuff. One time I went to the toilet and when I came back I literally ran into a wall of cold. They call this hall "the ninth circle of hell".

spellbert said: Right outside my dorm room was a staircase that led directly down INTO the ground and ended at a locked door. I used to practice the fiddle there at night.

captain-ghoulfucker said: Ok! I moved to this small town a couple years ago. This entire place if weird. There's this giant iron foundry that's closing down pretty soon. Its right on the edge of this huge creepy forest. The school I go to was built on a junk yard so if you go behind the football field there's tons of rusted out cars. All covered in moss and there's trees growing around the cars. The entire town is in this strange edge of industrial and wild.

Anon said: The law library at my school is haunted, specifically in one of the stairwells. Apparently, it got so bad last year they hung up a sign on the doorway to it not to use those stairs? Still have yet to investigate. Also, in a locker in the Anthropology department is a skeleton named elvis, who is in fact, real. I cleansed him with crystals and left salt, holly leaves and lavender with him, so he wouldn't haunt us.

kiiteor said: I've been thinking about this one building on campus that it's really easy to get lost in (iirc it was designed as a maze). my department (linguistics) is in there and we may in fact be cryptids. if there a scheduling conflict our room reservations are never on the official schedule. even though the offices are just two turns into the hallway if you aren't paying careful attention you can get lost. I hear there's a secretary somewhere with maps but in my 2 years here I've never met anyone with a map. I've known since high school that I wanted to study linguistics here and the building seems to like me. I've never gotten lost even once. even if I've never been to a classroom before I can usually find it on the first try. my friends are not so lucky. sometimes they'll turn up 3 hours late to a meeting, not really sure how long been wandering the halls. sometimes classes will show up in rooms when and where the linguistics club meets, insistent that they've always been there and (2) and we're the ones who don't belong. (3)