#ghostwrote this post

[solardrake]

which one of you is hovering your crosshair over me i can f⊹ucking feel it on me

[liesmyth]

Everything I know about Prince Harry’s memoir has been against my will, etc. But if I had to see this so do all of you

[amid-fandoms]

he is so love of my life shaped

[self-spaghettification]

[sanjiaftersex]

in his defense, he wanted to fuck naruto way before hitting the rock bottom

[raayllum]

callum has never done anything wrong in his life actually. mr "loves his friends too much" should be allowed to love his friends too much always

[anghraine]

this is entirely unprompted on your end, but i love your darcy and faramir takes and wanted to get your opinion on aragorn/faramir as a ship.

i'm salivating over it and nobody. cares. but i just love how it can show the possibilities of book faramir being a "threat" to aragorn's kingship in a way that nobody else is...how they can relate through their shared ancestry but the entirely different ways it impacted them in their respective lives - something about aragorn being the heir of isildur, growing up surrounded by elves, arnor. something about faramir being distinctly aware of the legacy of the stewards, his numenorean heritage and how it's fading away in the world of men, gondor (my fav world in lotr, you are so under-appreciated, gondor.) i personally adhere to the stewards-were-most-likely-also-royalty headcanon because of that extra juicy tension. throw in the i-knew-your-father-as-a-young-man aspect, the whole steward-quite-literally-serving-in-wait-of-the-true-king aspect? it's everything.

i dunno. the natural cause and effect of "return of the king" & "departure of the steward" is so interesting to play with in a romantic context, especially if it keeps both of them in the limelight when naturally, it should only be one of them? i think it's the aragorn ship that pushes his character and ambition the most, and in the same way, it can push faramir to show more machiavellian traits, more of him utilizing his political power and/or personal strengths. especially since his canonical fate is extremely satisfying but also...very conclusively an *ending* if that makes sense.

i might just want to see faramir clashing with aragorn wanting to wage more war. let him cook! let the man speak about "queen among other queens: not a mistress of many slaves"!!!!

also must admit that it's my contrarian ass wanting to rebel against the fanon "aragorn never ever wanted to be king" + "faramir is a pathetic meow meow" headcanons. the existing faramir x aragorn fics i've read all adhere to it which is frustrating.

anyways, any thoughts on this ship i randomly latched on to?

Anon, this is my #1 Tolkien ship and actually one of the only m/m ships I've ever been super into. I used to guiltily sneak-read Aragorn/Faramir as a teenager because I grew up in a conservative community and hadn't come to terms with my own queerness at the time, and was still figuring out how to get by in that community just as a Democrat, much less a lesbian.

Anyway, I got a huge kick out of your ask because it's basically point-for-point my own feelings about them. If you haven't seen it, I even wrote a ship manifesto for them over ten years ago.

And unfortunately I do also agree that the (very PJ film-inflected) fanons around both characters have made it very difficult to find fic for the ship that isn't deeply OOC for the original versions of the characters (tbh the last time I looked, it was hard enough to even find F/A fics where Faramir had black hair, much less his deeper canon characteristics). Add in the fanon depictions of Gondor and the Stewardship, and a lot of what appeals about the pairing is lost for me. I read some good ones a longggg time ago, but wouldn't begin to know where to find them now.

(I know I should be the change I want to see and write some myself, but apart from the AU f/f and m/f/f versions, I think the closest I ever came to it was this post about a mostly-the-same-as-LOTR AU only with Faramir/Aragorn and this feeling explosion about "Faramir actually does accepts the dream-visions obviously intending him to be the one going to Rivendell but also it's Faramir/Aragorn.")

And if you haven't found it yet, my ship tag is #otp: love was kindled.

I hope you enjoy <3

[darlsbardlife]

Stop making a mountain out of a molehill- Yes but consider how many ppl travel to look at mountains each year

Are you taking an 8 hour flight to see a molehill? I don’t think so, buddy

[princeblue]

i know you like fem! genya a lot but whats your opinion on transfem genya🥺

I LOVE love love love transfem genya💚💚🫶🏻🫶🏻 I love any variation of a fem genya (bio,transfem,genderfluid femme, etc etc) because she is just soo precious to me. My daughter<3 my babygirl<3 my pretty princess<3

[sickneurotic]

BRO i just listened to the full version of the challenge and oh my god. oh my god oh my god. oh my god holy shit holy jesus oh my holy shit holy shit holy shit

see. see. you get me. you get me so much

[kkshowtunes]

lawrence gordon working for the knife mitski edit when?

[standing-in-v-formation]

guy who has been at gay band practice and sucked so much dick and ate so much ass that his tongue is bleeding: “hey guys is this from my bronchitis and eating a big bowl of cereal??????”

[crehador]

tall slut no panties could've been about jakurai. to me

[princeyralsei]

Screaming crying throwing up wondering when my darling husband (my fav character Asriel from the hit indie game Undertale) will return from war (finally appear in Deltarune) because the military (Mr. Toby Fox) promises me that he'll be home but never tells me when (he will likely appear in Ch. 7 but the idea of waiting that long gives me pain), violently force feeding me false hope as I wait in utter despair wondering if he's still alive (his depressed ass is suffering in college)

[epicbadluck-hoffman]

honestly jill is so strong...if mr agent strahm wouldve been that close to me whispering about some blood on his shirt i wouldve had no choice but to give him a little kiss

[bleachbleachbleach]

This is one of those “well you thought it, so I guess...? you can post it” situations, but I was thinking, as I normally am, about Law and Order, and also about that bananas-in-all-ways Bleach OVA. The one with:

And I was like OH MY GOD Hikotsu Taiho

Hikotsu Taihou (狒骨大砲, Baboon Bone Cannon) is one of Zabimaru’s techniques in bankai.

Drop a syllable, though, and you could have Hikotsu Taiho (狒骨逮捕, Baboon Bone Arrest).

HE’S A COP. NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT, HE IS OBVIOUSLY A COP