#ghost--girlfriend

[silverlining-ships]

10 15 and 19! @ghost--girlfriend ^_^

THANK YOUUUU FOR THE ASK <333

10. What would your f/o(s) order for you at a bakery or café to surprise you with later?

SO ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS EVER. IS IMAGINING JASPER. TRYING TO GET THINGS FOR ME. BC SHE IS SO BIG AND AWKWARD. She's so silly .....

But DEFINITELY she'd go straight to Panera bc I talk about it literally all the time. And she'd get me an iced chai latte..... sigh I love Panera

15. If you needed a distraction to get out of your thoughts, how would your f/o(s) humor you?

Hehe... Jasper trying to be funny is so silly to me. She can be funny accidentally but actually trying is so silly.

Shit omg. What if she would try and like, reference a joke I told her earlier or a meme I showed her or something knowing I found it funny, but she butches it so bad that it makes it even funnier.

"You open the oven and uh... hot cold eat the food the... yeah. I lost it."

She tries SO HARD but is so awkward about it. I love her tho she really tries 🧡

19. If you had to be away from each other for a long period of time, what item would your f/o(s) stare at longingly in the middle of the night while thinking of you? (ex: locket, framed photo, a sentimental gift from you, an article of your clothing or accessory, etc)

....guh

So. I've always felt Jasper just... she wouldn't own things yknow. Like there's no purpose to it for her. But I'm thinking real hard about when we were training like... what if I broke my glasses at one point? And I went to go get new ones ofc I need glasses even in my sship canon, but what. What if Jasper kept my broken glasses. And she doesn't quite know why, but she just... feels the need to keep them around.

I mean think about it, those glasses represent me in my entirety. A small human, one that can't match up to her in combat at all. A squeaky clean human that somehow wants to be with her, to be broken down and rebuilt under her hands. Glasses that break. Something something poetry.

[loveydoveylex]

🦎🎨🎮 for you and tintin ^_^? @ghost--girlfriend

hope you're having a lovely day! tysm for the ask! 🥹

🦎 lizard - if your s/i and f/o were amphibians/reptiles, what kind would they be?

the first thing that came to mind for tintin was an axolotl because their cute little dot eyes remind me of him! XD

...basically the same image, right? LMAO

as for me - I have a pet leopard gecko, so I think it would be a crime if I didn't go with a leopard gecko for me!

🎨 paint - make a color palette for your s/i and f/o! (can be two separate palettes or one combined palette!)

I'm not super great with color palettes so it ended up just being a sort of gradient between our primary colors, but that's still something I guess 😆

🎮 controller - what type of video game would your f/o enjoy the most? (visual novels, FPS, RPGs, fighting, sandbox, survival, etc?)

omg okay this is hilarious to think about because tintin is a character that was conceptualized in 1929. him and videogames in the same sentence is such a funny thought. I genuinely cannot think of a serious answer to this I'm so sorry I think he would be very enamoured with pong HAHAHAHAHA

[mothfinite]

Waow.... you're a real egghead huh.... here's some fanart I made for moth eggs(ship name)

It's true love 💞💞😜🤯❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚@ghost--girlfriend BDJDJDGSJFDBD

omg my first fanart of me and my beloveggd 😍😍its so gongeous im obsessed!!!! putting this on my fridge❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[berryshipbasket]

🎤 for femtropy and pasadena! @ghost--girlfriend

AAGGH OK OK!! UNFORTUNATELY I could only post one video for this AHGGHHGGH!! For Pasadena honestly it's hard to pick a favourite!! I love both her voice from CTTR and CTR:NF !!! I'd say the line from CTR:NF where she says "That felt pretty darn good" is my favourite!! IF YOU KNOW ME. YOU'LL KNOW I'M A SUCKER FOR COWGIRLS WITH HEAVY ACCENTS!! Whenever I hear her lines that makes her accent really strong I just... oh my goddddd I CAN'T BEAT THE GAY ALLEGATIONS. NOW FEM.TROPY. OOOGUGHG THIS GIRL. T H I S VOICE LINE. GETS ME EVERY TIME LIKE.. OGUHGHG MISS GIRL MISS MA'AM HELLO HIIIII-

I wish I was Taw.na it should have been ME. NOT HER!!! ME!!!

[lilybug-02]

Suspicious cousin. Walking around. Talking to leaves and stuff.

Bug Fact: The Arctic Scale Worm is named for their scaly backsides and distant relation to earthworms. Pictures & Video Below

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This video is of an unidentified subspecies of the Arctic Scale Worm, uploaded in 2012! They look so cool when swimming.

If your interested in learning more about this animal and aren't squeamish, here's some creepy photos and facts about them!

[morgan-n-cheese-91]

old Obi-Wan is so funny to me because his sass and overall bitchiness is like the last thing he's got and I'm so proud it survived the great depression of his 40s.

[technically-human]

I always get so excited when you post your art! It’s so cute!

All I’ve been thinking about lately is the boys getting hired to actively haunt someone and Charles insisting they do the old bedsheet ghosts for authentic haunting.

Why is there lore in my silly comic?

ko-fi

Bonus, the boys went to Mexico during Día de Muertos:

[marzipanandminutiae]

Sophia, the Boston woman from 1875 who haunts a lamp I got at Brimfield: what is a stay at home girlfriend, if you please?

me: well, it's a woman who's financially supported by the man she's dating, and she lives with him and usually keeps house and cooks for him

her: and they're not married?

me: well, no; hence "girlfriend" rather than "wife." I know that may alarm y-

her: oh calm down I know about Kept Women. he has no legal tie to her, though? she has no sort of standing with him in the eyes of the law? only his word that he'll follow through?

me: yes

her: and remind me again- you don't have to be financially dependent on a man anymore, right? there are more than like three careers open to women that will let you support yourself at a decent level now? and society isn't pressuring you 24/7 to get married and stop working outside the home?

me: yes

her: so these women. CHOOSE to be dependent on a man. who could leave them at any moment without legal consequence. because they don't like their jobs. the jobs, while imperfect, that let them live on their own, answerable to no-one

me: yes

her: that had better be some absolutely amazing jewelry they can pawn off if he leaves them, then

me: it's usually not

her: THERE'S NOT EVEN SECURITY JEWELRY?!

me: oh by the way they blame feminism for "having to work"

her:

her: I became fully dependent on my in-laws who hated me, after my husband died two years into our marriage, because I was a 23-year-old orphan with no marketable skills in any avenue besides Running A Household and the only men left unmarried in my social circle were widowers thirty years my senior. I also couldn't establish lines of credit as a widow because the merchants said my husband dying so soon meant that I didn't have stable enough income. and that was entirely legal

me: yeah

her: I'm going to go slam some doors please do not bother me

[gomzdrawfr]

gym day

[konigsblog]

marking simon riley up...

warnings: rough-dom!simon, afab!gn!reader, praise, hickeys and marks, slight possessiveness.

; simon riley likes when you mark him up.

MDNI 18+

simon riley loves to see how possessive you can become, by marking him up with deep hickeys, and deep red scratches down his muscular, burly back.

your legs thrown over his broad, large shoulders, allowing simon to reach places that leave your jaw slack with pleasure running through your body and pooling at your wet heat. delirium fills your glossy eyes as he grips your jaw firmly, chuckling at your fucked-out, stupid reaction, looking deep into your pretty eyes.

his bulbous and slicken cock pulsates at the warmth and wetness wrapped tightly around his shaft, pulsing and tightening with each hard thrust knocking the wind from your lungs, silencing your moans as you're left scratching down his back in an attempt to stabilise yourself.

“..that’s it-- attagirrrllll... there we go--.. look at you, little one, takin’ this dick so fuckin’ deep, yeah?”

his guttural and hoarse voice leaves you moaning and mewling pathetically like a mutt in heat, your chest rising and falling with your orgasm quickly building up, tightening your core as you drag your nails down his back slowly at the sloppy sensation inside your gummy, tight walls.

to simon, your sharp scratches encourage him to fuck you even deeper, even harder — with your adoring eyes rolling to the back of your head, eyelids heavy with lust and satisfaction as he rolls his broad, sturdy hips against you, eyebrows furrowed and his head thrown back as his tip weeps milky white pearls of semen.

your lips attach onto his already marked neck, possessively marking him up with more hickeys as he fucks you even harder, his calloused and scarred hands wandering over your soft body and groping your tight rear firmly, holding you close where he feels your heartbeat rhythm, quickening as your orgasm ruptures through you abruptly, your pussy drooling around his hard and girthy cock, back arched as you feel him prod at your cervix, whimpering out as you dig your nails into his back, fingers nestled in his blonde locks.

[silverlining-ships]

do you mind if I ramble in your inbox a lil cause. the Spinel self shipper in me is coming back dtryhj @ghost--girlfriend

UMMMM ABSOLUTELY!!!!!

my inbox is open for ANYONE to ramble about their f/os, but every time I see someone talk about an su selfship I start like

Please tell me EVERYTHING

[loveydoveylex]

Omg you're with Neil.. I'm with Roxy.. tye world is so beautiful(I haven't posted about her much though xsjdjdb new f/o moment) @ghost--girlfriend

THE WORLD TRULY IS SO BEAUTIFUL... 🥺 ROXY!!! GOOD CHOICE, SHE'S VERY COOL! I find it SO funny that so many of my friends and mutuals are also currently crushing on/selfshipping with scott pilgrim characters LMAO. I know it's 'cause of the anime but it's like we all collectively got hit with the Scott Pilgrim Waves

[mothfinite]

💝 hihi! For romantic f/os I tend to go for the sporty type thats fun to be around :) flirty bastards also totally have my heart gskshqjd bias for girls but I don't mind guy f/os <3

(I'm also sooo for familial f/o assignments! Usually I go for younger siblings types with a trend of. Oh they should NOT be fighting that fight let me cover for you here take this juice box!! You know fsjdjdh) - @ghost--girlfriend

ask game here !

@ghost--girlfriend

the first character that comes to mind is bunnie from archie sonic !! shes kindhearted and fun but also isnt afraid to get her hands dirty

(she is canonically married but shhhh)

and sticking with the sonic rabbits im also gonna familial suggest: cream and/or kit!

cream especially gives off those 'needs to be put in a safe space with a juicebox' vibes in the idw metal virus arc :( and for kit, hes just got So Much going on . tragic backstory, has gone thru too much , needs a blanky and juice box stat

[theorist-fox]

A little scrap of inexperienced Simon (my beloved, my baby, I love you) because it stuck to my brain like glue.

Simon, who comes back from deployment, and his anxieties slowly ebb away the moment he sets foot in the house—because there's an extra pair of shoes by the door, an extra set of keys on the shelf. 

You're already tucked in by the time he's silently walking in the bedroom, quiet like a mouse, dropping duffle bag and wind jacket on the floor. His clothes follow soon after, and before he even knows it, he's under the bedsheets. 

Shower be damned, he'll have plenty of time in the morning.

Naively, he thought sex would be off the table because he is too bloody tired to even concoct the thought—but you look heaven-sent, the first scrap of peace life has given him in ages.

And fuck, you're asleep, but his cock suddenly isn't. He has to get adjusted to that—arousal rearing its head only when you're close enough to smell.

Selfishly, he presses a lingering kiss to your shoulder, hoping it would be enough to gently wake you up—but he should've known better, because you swivel around quicker than his reflexes and elbow him in the face. 

Only seconds later, when your ears perk and your eyes peel open, attentive and aware, you recognize the familiar shorn blond hair and the string of curses that leaves his lips, big hands cupping his nose. 

Curses and apologies flow down your tongue so anxiously he can't help but drawl a "S'nothin', s'fine," followed by "Been through worse, swear it."

And then you're peppering apologetic kisses all over his cheeks, and he can't help but deflate because, after all, he's had plenty of elbows in his face but not as many lips. 

He chuckles, a rough sound that rarely leaves him, and your giggles follow soon after. Until your kisses land on his lips, and he sighs in pure contentment. 

It's a slow dance you welcome him home with—tender touches that make his stomach tingle all the way to his scalp. He almost falls asleep, but the feel of your skin on his has his body think otherwise.

Which is why gentle turns urgent, and you comply because, for some reason, you seem to want him as much as he does you.

And then he has you on your back, all wrapped around him, like a bow on a present. Frantically struggles to untie the drawstrings of your sweats, grumbling something about his fingers being too big, to which you reply with a cheeky remark that has his cock twitch in his briefs.

He crashes his mouth onto yours because words aren't his forte, nor are his actions—however, he'd like to try.

But your teeth knock together so hard that Simon feels his skull vibrate. He's disoriented and in pain, and, while not many, he surely doesn't recall any past sexual experiences leaving him this sore before they even began.

As soon as he starts worrying about your well-being, he finds you hysterical, holding your stomach in a laugh that exposes pink-stained teeth. You try and spectacularly fail (several times) to recollect yourself.

He thinks you look beautiful, even if you're struggling to form sentences. But he gathers you don't need words, because you finally pull him down to meet you halfway, and he lands softly this time.

He's cracked your lip, and your tongue tastes of copper, but still you smile. And while once he might have questioned your sanity because you're bleeding and his nose is throbbing, now he sees no wrong in it.

Happiness comes in different boxes, after all. And his own is shaped like you—bleeding lips, hysterics, and all.

[itwasntaphase]

People want a goth girlfriend until the goth girlfriend wants to do goth girlfriend shit and has goth girlfriend interests.

[cruising-thru-the-starz]

Infected gets a Pink Katydid !!

This thing is actually a rare variant of the Oblong-Winged Katydid and are usually colored green; however there aren't a lot of neon colored bugs out there and this guy deserves one I think

it's been a while since i've done a rb game sooooooooo

Reblog with a photo of your F/O and I'll assign them a bug!!

This can also include animals that technically aren't insects like slugs, centipedes, spiders, etc.

Please specify if there are any specific bugs that you don't want to be assigned!!!

Ex: Top Speed gets the Pink-Striped Oakworm Moth!

pr×ship / c×mship dni, pls and ty!! +.+