#gettingbent

[kryptic-krab]

uh oh stinky

[itssimplyme16]

24.04.2024

So I opened this thing the other day to get some things for a project... Can't believe how fudged I was... I am better now. So much better... but just like Cassie, I am not quite OK. I still have anxiety, I still have catastrophic sceneries playing in my head rent-free. Sometimes I feel like Im gonna explode. But after years, I can say "I am better now".

[spartalabouche]

knowing other people dont like pubes and are clean shaven 24/7 makes me wanna cry so hard i throw up. i hope you guys get well soon it must be so hard living like that it sounds so sad. anyway im frolicking over here gettingb a peek at my girlfrinds happy trail and drooling all over the floor

[btsqualityy]

WERE GETTINGB A MV???!!!!!! I thought it was just the song 😭😭

Nope, music video too lol

[hmapernata]

mbhhggh jus work,,, teahchrs didn care abou us either,,,, evry1 gave up on gettingb talen or anythung,,, itlike they all ok with being treat bad,,

@hmapernata

hhey maeda how u,,,, hhow new room,,

NATAnata,,,, heelloo,,,

new room nice,,,, v big,,, v new,, hmmm,,..

lots of books,,,, salty snac,,, ervything maeda couldneed,,,

how r unata,,?? maedamiss being around,,,

[crazyyankee]

Looking forward to #gettingbent on #lakeontario in 2021! . . #salmonfishing #troutfishing #thetugisthedrug #getbent #ilovemyjob #makingmemories (at Olcott, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHiFPImASOP/?igshid=7twuzak8jifn

[sweetsweetloverlover]

omg todays the 13......

[silkydrop]

Today's segments. Trying to get creative in my small space on a Monday after a weekend of chores. Makes my Mondays go slow and a wee lack luster. #contortionist #contortiontraining #flexible #flexibilitytraining #gettingmybendon #gettingbent #stretchyourlimits #stretchingtechniques #trainingtakesrepitition #training #trainhard #bendymom #bendyvariations #bendymom #40yrsstrong #fitmom #justkeepswimming #justkeepstretching #backbends #cheststands

[dreamingdarklyblog]

Ooohmy god i was so horny. @jerolk was playing with my head and all i could think about was how im such a good slut but i wish i was a better slut. Just wanna be like the biggest slut ever. he gav eme huge tits so everyone can see what a good slut i am but he didnt let me suck him off again. just like the three times or whatever so far.

i just wanna fuck and suck and cum and god im so horny

you guys all know im a good slut right? i need to be tbe biggest slut , fuckk, itd be so hot if you cum, god i wanna make veryone cum so hard. im so horny. i just cant stop rubbing wanna fuck and suck and cum

god i love sucking cock im such a good cumslut and i love it when people fuck my tits it geels sogood. love gettingbent over and fucked or being on top and then i can bounce and stick my tits in his face and cumm. goddd im so horny

ijustwanna

be a huge slut omg im sohornyi cantthink pls i just wanna have huge tits anf uck and fuck and cum and bethe biggest slut over an over fuck i need it please imsohornyy needto be the bigestlut and suck ansssuck

[celestial-hieroglyphs]

“the fuck are you doing, just grabbing goo?”

“you wanna hit?”

“of. the Goo??”

[karmafishing]

Great catch and crazy story from @joshtheboss808 ‼️ ・・・ #monstermonday Landed my second biggest Ahi at 96lbs off the kayak it was a fight for the books it hit late before sundown fought for over an hour and a half into the dark and dragged me about 4 miles out to sea with no "eperb and flashlight smh" when I finally landed it it was completely dark and I was facing major head wind to get in it took me a while dragging this big girl in "YES THAT'S RIGHT I DRAGGED IT IN THE DARK" and when I got to shore it was about 8pm. During the day I was able to score 36lbs of Uku biggest 15lbs, 16lb mahimahi, some nice Kamanus, and my 1st palani off the kayak🙌 all in all it was good trip in my books....I believe my late grandma was watching over me as I paddled back making sure I returned home safely #gaurdianangel👼 #sicklesbaby #yessah #teamfulton #holdingitdown #tryingtobecomelegend #screamahs #gettingbent #alloffthekayak #nofishfinderjustknowledge #blessedbeyondmeasure #mahalokeakua #Ahi #Mahimahi #Uku #Kamanu #Palani

[cranberrysoap]

Hey uhh you ever think you know your OCs but then you try to write out ur ideas for their “stories” and u just. There’s 5 different versions of everything and none of them feel right

[hazbin-huntress]

hi my names oil on the roast you had last night

I'm here to make you feel like you drank a straight quart of oil for the next day

Yknow

WHEN CONTENT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DONE

No fuck this I'm getting SOMETHING out today hell no

[buscandoelparaiso]

the way he answered the ques makes me think he really hasnt wrote any song about freddie n just rambled that just to answer coz i saw the "there are songs about the pressures of being a father"as"if i might write i will write about the pressures of bein a father"not that he actually has written a song bout freddie coz they asked him bout how his songwriting is affected not weather he wrote something bout freddie. also funny how the first thing u write bout fatherhood is how much stress it brings

He hasn’t written a word about it, of course, hence the weird answer/excuse about not having taken the whole thing in yet despite the fact that the giant kid wasn’t born yesterday i mean..he’s almost 2 (for the general public, he’s older than that), how many years does one need to realise he’s a parent? And I KNOW this is him trying to dodge the questions and carry on with the job and I appreciate the way he does it in a way because he has his hands tied and can’t do anything else but still…. it all sounds so cringing and weird and it truly breaks my heart he’s reduced to this, stripped away from literally everything: he doesn’t have famous friends, he doesn’t party anymore, he doesn’t go to VIP parties, he even has to present himself as not an experienced songwriter when he wrote 90% of 1D songs for YEARS and has been writing since 2012, they took away Always you from him by saying it’s about a nasty person he has to stunt with, they took his talents away because he’s just a lad from doncaster just like you!!11111, they took everything away from his public persona to reduce him to his stunts and fish&chips with oli and calvin. He is supposed to talk about his single and the previews to promote the radio stuff are all about E tattoos, weird jokes/games about 1D or the kid, not a single one mentioned the song, what is the general public supposed to buy? or listen to if you don’t make him talk about something interesting?? and they PLANNED this thing for him you know? thats what angers me..the fact that THIS SHITSHOW is their PLAN for his promo in the UK (and god help us if this happens in the US just like the last time……i hope and PRAY Epic is better than that cause otherwise it’ll be 100 times worse) which should be the most important part since it’s literally his home….but NO, let’s make him talk about how great nasty is despite being an irrelevant unknown person nobody cares about, or that time he changed a nappy and shared stories with other parents (????) cause wow!!! people would LOVE IT!!!1111 Also I think the Twat team realised the jho promo answers were not good for babygate so they took notes from how liam talks about Bear and now they are trying to make him talk about it in a more natural way just to show fans that Louis is the same as Liam, sharing the joy of being a father etc. too bad louis talks naturally about anything else until he’s asked about the kid and then he starts stuttering and doesnt find the words or overcompensates with comments and over excitement that screams FAKE because you can tell he’s doing it on purpose to pretend he’s happy (see the cringing video of him hugging the interviewer on ITV only because of a shirt they gave him….like..) it’s always these weird general answers or his attitude and it has ruined the promo not once but TWICE already with two different songs. Especially this one that is supposed to be his first single as a solo artist… like, you only have to compare the interviews of Niall or Harry when they launched their first song to what we are seeing now and you have your answer. I don’t understand how people cannot SEE or think this is all good and normal because ‘at least he’s doing promo’ like..?????????? Apart from Roman and Nick’s interviews on the first day the rest is just….. so bad I don’t even know what else to add. I just hope the promo in the US is better because handled by someone else but even so, it doesn’t change the fact that the UK one is a disaster and it’s clear he doesn’t want this so it only gets everything worse. 

[atherix]

Dear Midnight readers,

We are gathered hear today to mourn the loss of Atherix after she was brutally murdered by both gnawing and shaking at the hands of Stitch.

Atherix was a lovely writer in their time, produce for us two quality chapters in a matter of hours and she will be missed.

The burial service will be on thee plot B at Fuck You Cemetery at Midnight Tonight.

I AM GOING TO SHAKE YOU SO MUCH. YOU ARE LIKE A SNOW GLOBE AND I AM AN OVERENTHUASTIC CHILD IM. I DON'T HAVE COHERENT THOUGHTS BC I READ THE FIRST CHAPTER WHILE INCOHERENT AND THE SECOND CHAPTER RIGHT AS I WOKE UP THIS MORNING. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, FIRST OF ALL???????

GOD the glyph disappearing. The faCT THAT I KNOW WHY YOU FUCKING BROUGHT IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM TORMENTED WITH KNOWLEDGE.

The comb, the memory sharing, the vulnerability as Scar puts it I am in LOVE

ALSO THEY SAID THE TITLE. I don't care that midnight is super common in the story it makes me happy anyway.

And Grian not getting the whole shadows are light but not thing is so funny. oh my god.

'the magic the gods hold' SHAKES YOU. SHAKING YOU. SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE.

OH AND THEN THE DREAM AT THE END THERE??? EXCUSE ME!!! I mean. I knew it would come back up. But the fact that its there is making me INSANE

and then the fucking. the ALLEY. 'Its been a few years' HOW MANY IS A FEW, GRIAN. I NEED TO KNOW, GRIAN. ARE YOU FUCKING SURE SIR???????? Listen. Listen. I didn't even think that maybe grian was in stasis or some shit til everyone else was like 'is grian actually like centuries old and doesnt know' BECAUSE NOW. I AM THINKING ABOUT IT. I AM CONNECTING DOTS. I AM FUCKING GNAWING ON SHIT. THE FACT THAT HE SPEAKS ANCIENT. THE FACT THAT SCAR'S TOME HAS ADDED LINES THAT WERENT IN HIS BOOK. THE STATE OF THE ALLEY. The crack was narrows but now theres a giant hole in the ceiling. Other creatures have taken up residency in the alley. Grian's constant 'hes a little confused but hes got the spirit' vibes about everything. MY GEARS ARE FUCKING SPINNING.

God the fact that Grian just goes in. That grian keeps gettingb pulled out of his own head by his mates. The fact that Mumbo pulls Scar and tubbo down because its definitely not safe for them to just stay outside the mountain oh my god but then. Then.

Why DO the Watchers want the Tome hidden in a city full of Observants is my fucking question that I still haven't cracked. This is like one of those geodes full of water - thunderegg? I think they're called??? But I have theories okay. If the watchers are supposedly all seeing but the Palace had them wandering around AND they were walking around in a physical enough form for Grian to kill THREE of them right. Right. And theres the whole - the watchers Grian remembers werent following the stuff inside the tome right. WHAT IF. WHAT THE FUCK IF. [I feel like im talking to like. a twitch chat bc I know you arent gonna say shit about it] BUT OKAY THESE WATCHERS ARE LIKE. DEVIANT. THEYVE STRAYED. AND THEYVE MADE A BREAK OFF WITH THE ALLEY. AND THEY MAKE PEOPLE HIDE THEIR TOMES TO HIDE THEM FROM THE EYES OF THE OTHER WATCHERS, WHO SEE THAT THE ONES WHOVE TAKEN FORM ARENT FOLLOWING THE RULES. IDK. LISTEN. I READ THIS HALF DELIRIOUSLY.

Why do I recognize the Magical Menagerie. And WHY does Grian take his Tome if he already has Scars unless theirs some like godling part of his brain thats just like, dragon hoarding all the tomes. What is going on. What the fuck.

I dont fucking know if I believe that grian's only been gone for five years at this point. Relatively recent abandonment my ass, Scar. Tubbo and Mumbo have already called it, I'm believing your anons, Grian is OLD. WHERE ARE THE REMAINS. 5 YEARS IS NOT LONG ENOUGH FOR BODIES TO DECAY COMPLETELY AWATY. ABSOLUTELY NOT. THIS PLACE IS OLD AS BALLS.

And the way Grian just FLIES off when he hears Tilly's bark and the fact that I fucking TRUSTED YOU!!!! THE PALACE LOOKED LIVED IN AND THEN YOU TORMENT ME WITH THEIR DEAD LOVED ONES?? YOU MAKE MUMBO WATCH AS ONE OF HIS MATES AND HIS COVEN CHILD HIT THE APPARITIONS OF HIS DEAD WIFE AND DAUGHTER????? EXCUSE ME HOW FUCKING DARE YOU????????

the watchers eat pets im calling it now. This is a completely baseless accusation. they eat the pets.

'They prey on your emotions and then consume everything you are' HEY UH. HEY THERE TUBBO. TUB TUB. HEY BESTIE. ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY YOUR PARENTS ARE ACTIVELY BEING CONSUMED??????

AND THEN THE FALLING. AND THE FACT THAT THEY ARE ALL SO FUCKED UP. I AM SHAKING YOU. YOU ARE A CHEW TOY TO ME RN.

Oh man, looks like I need to get fitted for the casket real fast hjkfgdhskg-

OKAY BUT THAT ENTIRE INTRO TO THIS MADE ME CACKLE LIKE A HYENA COME ON-

... Am I at least a pretty snowglobe- KHFSJKFHSJKFKSJ OKAY BUT I CACKLED MYSELF TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT JUST IMAGINING YOU WAKING UP AND LOOKING AT YOUR PHONE AND SEEING MY "YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME" AND THE UPDATE NOTIF AND IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT <3

HEHEHEHE :) KNOWLEDGE YOU CAN NEVER SHARE WITH ANOTHER READER HEHEHEHE. Idk if it'll be catharsis when it comes up again but HFKSHFKJSK :)

He's trying to be better for them <3 Trying to be more open and honest and let them in more <3 And the memory sharing- it means so much more this time because last time he shared his memories with them they were asking questions, but this time he volunteered the info himself- invited them to see it, and I am so khfdshgkjdfshgkjfd I am so NORMAL about them <3

I LOVE A GOOD TITLE DROP <3 And hey. Midnight is very significant in the Midnight series :) Cough cough a midnight sun.... the Midnight Alley........ a midnight Eclipse.................. :)

Grian over here like "LIGHT IS LIGHT AND SHADOW IS SHADOW" lmaaoooo I love him, magic is a conundrum to him.

🙂 Hehe~

LOOK. LOOK IT WAS A PERFECT CHANCE. HOW COULD I RESIST :)

Hey. Hey Stitch. Looks like there are some surprises I haven't mentioned to you yet LMAO <3 I will neither confirm nor deny anything, and I shall explain nothing <3 I will say this, though.... for someone running away, Grian sure hasn't met anyone looking for him, has he. :)

Grian is just. So. Stubborn. If he didn't have Mumbo and Scar to reel him in this would have gone So Bad hjfdkjk but also the fact that he LETS them help him I am just so hjkfdskkfds

You are speaking to a chat, yes, because I can answer literally NONE of those :'D And these are questions I will not answer in private either <3 I need to leave SOME mysteries for you <3

You know, if the last page of the Tome is different, I wonder what else might be. Just. Just saying. :) As for why you recognize Magical Menagerie, it was mentioned in Midnight Melody, so <3

*cough*alsostalactiteswhereglassusedtobe*cough* Sorry sorry got something stuck in my throat, but :) It's an interesting idea isn't it, my dear Stitch and readers~

Haha the Palace IS lived in :) :) TRUST ME. IT'S OKAY TO TRUST ME HAHA <3 Okay but also Scar having that split moment of like "oh shit what do I do I know it's not his dead wife but it LOOKS like her" and just hjfdhsjkghdskj BUT I FUCKING DARE <3

HFSJUKHFKJS LMAO baseless accusation but you know what, they don't deserve the benefit of the doubt.

:) Hehehe

WHERE WILL THEY LAND I WONDER? HEY STITCH. STITCH DO YOU REMEMBER. I MENTIONED IT BEFORE. :) But. But hehehe <3

[drfrankendyke]

ITS AZURE-A

Azura, but blue-er