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they're so cute frfr
#thank god for Canva tbh#tater actually made something#again#gorillaz#murdoc#murdoc niccals#2d#stu pot#2d gorillaz#stupid post#text post meme#2doc#i love these stupid old men#they're so toxic#it's tragic#i'm supposed to be cleaning my house and i got halfway done and decided to test my new wireless keyboard#by getting on tumblr for a sec#it works great#but then i saw a deadpool/wolverine post using these texts and#obviously my gorillaz brainrot is real#and pervasive#because here i am#back on my bullshit#and i still need to finish the dishes bro
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NCIS HAWAII | 3.10
#ncis hawaii#ncis hawai'i#kacy#kate x lucy#kate whistler#lucy tara#yasmine al bustami#tori anderson#the relationship maturity for me here was almost too much#also if they had ended this episode fighting i would have raged so hard#so i'm glad that they apologized to each other#whistler going old school whistler for a sec there#lucy has come such a long way since s1 and now has no issues biting back#but then whistler immediately showing softness and remorse#and whistler saying she gets it#because she does and not just with this group and these people#and then that look in the last one#they didn't get long but they both did grow a lot as people through the series#individually and together#last new episode gifset#took all day because comp and work and blah blah blah#anyway#mine#mine: ncis hawaii#(Tori trying real hard there not to say SOOR-ry)
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Incorrect Ted Lasso + The Parent Trap (or an AU where Rebecca follows Ted to Kansas)
#tedlassoedit#ted lasso#rebecca welton#ted x rebecca#tedbecca#incorrect ted lasso#the parent trap#the way i was planning to do this for soooo long and regardless of the ending#okay walk with me here#and lets suspend a bit of our disbelief for a sec#had to take some liberties to make it fit#but the agenda is loud and clear!!!#tbt to me being so convinced of a parent trap ending#that i thought rebecca was going to be at the house in kansas#and then that she would be at henry's soccer game#animlorelaioriginal#anyways. you're lucky to be getting this#and not another cursed face swap video#real ones remember the ygm one that haunted the tl in a very dark time......#and not to scare anyone but a parent trap one is still in existence#we have all actually suffered more than jesus in these last 3 years methinks#also the last 2 weeks
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"Ugh I'm a lesbian but [INSERT GENERIC MAN CELEBRITY] tho 😩👌🏻"
Absolutely the fuck not. No, not even Timothy Chalet or that guy who plays Lip in Shameless. They're all ugly and I'm not pretending otherwise.
#sorry I needed to scream for a sec#no offence to these men on a personal level. i just don't think men are attractive 🤷🏻#also b4 anyone comes for me I know people are mostly saying this as a joke. but it's a bad joke and you should stop#you're perpetuating real myths about lesbianism that actually affect us daily#and if you're bisexual just say that! bisexuality is a beautiful identity with tons of its own history and community#lesbian#butch#mine#rant#personal#and for the love of god no Hozier is not an “honorary lesbian” get tf out of here lmao
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GOOD OMENS S3 CONFIRMED RILS
CAN I HEAR A WAHOO???????
A WAHOO, WHY LIMIT OURSELVES TO JUST THE ONE WAHOO, I'M GIVING YOU ALL THE WAHOOS I'VE GOT FROM NOW UNTIL THE SUN EXPLODES
HONEY THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING HAPPY I CAN'T EVEN PUT IT INTO WORDS
LEMME JUST
I'M LEGIT GONNA CRY 😭😭😭 I wasn't going to rest easy until they actually confirmed season 3 and now it's officially happening (is it??? IS IT??? PLEASE TELL ME AGAIN THAT IT IS) and I just, I just gotta let that sink in, oh my goodness 😭😭💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 HOW YOU HOLDIN UP, DARLIN??? ARE YOU GOING INSANE TOO??? *SCREECHES INTO THE SUNSET*
#stucky just stucky#personal#good omens#I HAVE LIKE CHECKED EVERY WEBSITE I COULD THINK OF JUST TO MAKE SURE THAT THIS WAS REAL AND I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT#OH MY GOD#OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING#EVERY DAY WE'RE GETTING CLOSER TO THE COTTAGE IN THE SOUTH DOWNS AND I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SCREAM ABOUT IT FOR A SEC HERE AAAAAAAAAAAA
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I don't think Louis hates taylor, he's a grown ass adult. And yeah he gave sparky responses to harry getting asked about Taylor and he looked pissed off when she mentioned him in that speech but all that happened 13 years ago. Harry and Taylor seem friendly when in public and he always says positive things about her, why would Louis be different. I actually think they could be good friends, louis and taylor both give off don't fuck with me and tell me how to live my life and how to act and who to date and how to handle my career vibes. They both seem like complete opposites to their ex mr. people pleaser I love everyone and want everyone to love me. Louis should take Doris to one of her shows to shut them all up.
I'm hoping, praying, manifesting, whatever else it takes to see Louis with Doris in August (or whenever) at any TSwift show, I'm here for it on all the levels, and honestly, it doesn't seem laughable or impossible for reasons ranging from rando celeb sightings all over the damn place in her audience all the way to him not actively hating her like he's got an ao3 tab on the worst self-insert fic about "management" open from 13 years ago occupying whatever other myriad thoughts probably truly matter to him in his actual lived real life
#here's the thing that happens when UPDATE ACCOUNTS decide to delete content (usually related to women) they don't like#people following them miss out on seeing real-life shit that doesn't match what happened on TV for a hot sec 13 years ago#things like louis tomlinson openly saying much more recently how much he admires what she does with her fans and the easter eggs etc#right before he more or less copied a big page from her playbook with his whole geotag scavenger hunt#i remember posting about how similar the two of them are after watching her doc#the parallels truly do parallel on a lot of fronts#I would imagine him watching her fight the good fight with scooter would be only one piece of it#but go on and tell me more about how much he hates her lmao#(not you anon--you get it#but i did a lil peep on some tags yesterday#and yikes o clock#the lady hating STILL jumps on out)
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I've thought a lot about the several thousand year old gnome druid we met who was just bitter and jaded and had spent most of those millennia sitting in one place not doing anything in particular except mourning her tiefling wife who'd died millennia ago, and how disgusted and infuriated with her melliwyk is, personally but also as a gnome herself-- and I'm thinking about it again like. honestly I think it goes beyond general cultural values; that level of willful ongoing stagnation and joyless nihilism is probably completely seriously a gnomish sin
#melliwyk-- viciously and also meaning it from the bottom of her heart: you might as well just be dead.#zhartook- a baby druid who has inherited tana's sort of cosmic role- came away from that meeting with existential dread#melliwyk's just SPITTING FIRE angry about it. what a WASTE. what a WASTE of a LIFE.#I'll be lucky to get a few CENTURIES and it won't be enough to squeeze as much LIVING out of life as possible!#other people are lucky to get even just a handful of decades!#and YOU!! who ought to KNOW BETTER!! don't even have A HOBBY?? you're sitting here talking about how POINTLESS EVERYTHING IS???#you married a tiefling and act like outliving your loved ones is uniquely tragic for you? like you wouldn't have done that anyway??#... ah I got possessed by mel's anger for a sec there gfkjhgfd. point is I think the real core of the most important gnome values#is that being alive and being a part of the world is a gift that you're meant to delight in and make the most of#it's your PURPOSE to seek joy and fun! it's your PURPOSE to INTERACT with the world creatively and inquisitively!#there's something almost blasphemous about PERMANENTLY and WHOLLY surrendering to despair#something heretical about talking confidently about how little anything matters and so there's no point in caring#tana's probably got turbo depression but her own hot take was just 'yeah kids this is what being alive this long does to you lol'#and mel is like. no I think you're just really fucking bad at it. like are you aware people are still writing new books#my OCs#melliwyk#gnome stuff
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Okay but I'm gonna ask the real question here.
How annoying are those trousers to get on and off
#like kris is all like 'hey guys hold up a sec i need to grab my trousers!'#and spends the next twenty minures buckling up his legs#kris guštin#😭😭😭#also do the buckles get caught on his leg hair like???#ask a bloke im asking the real questions here
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textbook mentioned gravitational waves/radiation and i almost imploded in my seat
#u dont GET IT seeing on the news in 2016 about the confirmation of gravitational waves. i didnt know shit i just new that was SOOO COOL#it ROCKED my goddamn WORLD so hard that it made me want to go into physics#and here ia am. going into physics#CHAPTER THE CHATPER IT HAD A WHOLE SEC TION ON BLACKHOLES#made me want to point at my screen adn go HEY I NKOW THAT I KNOW THAT THING HEY IKNOW THAT#i canNOT convey how incredibly excited it made me to just learn the barest barest basics of how they work#like im talking the scantest bit of mechanics#physics 101 stuff. i am in physcis 101#yknow sometimes i dont feel like aa Real Autism becuase despite space being a special interest#i dont actually like.. know a lot of Concrete Facts about it#but then stuff like this happens. and its like Oh Right. i AM autistic about this#i just havent had the resources to actually formally like... learn this stuff#i mean god i cant imagine tyring to teach myself physics. i need a formal class for this#cae speaks
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knowing Eunyung's home situation and how his dad treated him (and also how, as a homeless teen hopping in and out of shelters, living in a tent, never having a safe place to rest, always having to sleep with one eye open), this scene probably gave him flashbacks
context: Haejoon thought Eunyung was trying to scare him by making noises in their horror house dorms at night, so he burst into his room to confront him. meanwhile Eunyung was chilling with headphones in, completely unaware and not hearing anything.
#chilling in blissful ignorance and getting rudely ripped out of it#mans fight or flight response got triggered for a sec there#living on the streets is dangerous -> if you fall asleep you might get stabbed and have all your shit stolen#also those dorms being the first place in a long time he'd felt safe enough to properly fall asleep in#or maybe i'm just being dramatic#you'll notice how much i like overdramatising things#my conclusion here is that the red distress motion sign is meant for when real shit goes down#no home#no home wanan#eunyung baek#haejoon goh#집이 없어#webtoon
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OPEN STARTER | Patrick Finch
"I condone lying. I encourage it, even. I recommend it. I could hardly live without it."
#;open starter#the wolf;patrick#the wolf;open#he's always the most difficult one GOSH#also you must envision he's saying this with this weird open deadpan stare where he#well how do i put it: he's clearly fucking with you but he does it with such an open genuine expression#i mean he does condone lying he's not lying here (LKDSG!!!) but he is also fucking around#so this is Patrick he's 37 or anywhere around that age he's agender primarily he/him pronouns bc whatever yknow#the agender vibes of WHATEVER i know what i'm talking about trust me i have a phd in agenderism#anyways he's an informant but about as unorthodox as you can imagine he's just fucking around and finding out frankly#very depressed very jumpy very good at hiding it lmao he's my darling ♥#he is very motherly somehow i can't explain it#he has somewhat of a history in accidentally attempting to adopt powerful young women i don't know why he???#knee-jerks into wanting to be a mother figure i don't know him that well you guys#like he met suki (ferre's kamipyre) for a few minutes one time and#days after he was wondering if she'd wore a jacket because it was cold out like--#men don't get the same kindness if you're a charming kind-hearted competent warm and humorous DAD kind of guy he's unfortunately#emotionally attracted to you? unfortunately because he hates it~ but if you're any other kind of guy you're just... you're some guy to him#yes if you're young he'll adopt you too but begrudgingly-- KLDGFGKLFDHGJF#if you're a they/them you're his kid already are you kidding that's your mum#OH I JUST HAD A TERRIBLE THOUGHT so do you know om*g*verse?? regardless of how you feel about it#it do be a thing and i just had this horrible thought about how if pat were a real guy in an established canon#he'd probs get the feminisation treatment amiright?? NO LISTEN HE USED TO BE A HUGE WOLF#AND HE'S ACTUALLY FILLED WITH SO MUCH RAGE AND WRONGED PRIDE#patrick is gentle when he likes you and because he's Smart he doesn't just BITE out of nowhere he's always been like that#Fenris was known for being INCREDIBLY well-spoken BUT ALSO A HUGE PROUD WOLF#LIKE BIG WOLF-- it doesn't show but he's Very Proud and STRONG and ??????#;queue#i picked a gif came back and realized i lost it there for a sec NO MATTER makes for good entertainment
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"I might not be real in some other universe, but I'm real in this one...!"
#ic | (heard and loved);#crack | (an egg with some toast);#(sorry im having another 'I WISH TONITONI WERE REAL' hysteria moment just give me a sec)#(shes wearing wanderer hat to symbolize her lack of canon existence in canon genshin DJDDJJDDSN)#(MY DAUGHTER IS SO COOL THAT SHE ONLY EXISTS IN MY HEAD........ get me out of here djjjjjjsjj)
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I understand being critical of remus but there's a real lack of understanding for his lycanthropy that comes as a reason for it on your blog. Kind of weird considering it's often depicted as an allegory for disability and the discrimination that comes with it
i mean,,,,that’s fair i guess? but i’m also gonna have to disagree for a bit there.
i don’t really touch the allegory part of it for…reasons but i’m gonna argue that i’ve never undermined it either. i do not like remus, but most of that is kept in dms and rant channels. what u guys see here is a very sanitised, nUaNcEd version of it. most of what i criticise him for is very like. individual choices he makes.
and ofc i realise that personal actions don’t exist in a vacuum, that those are informed by the structural conditions around him, but at most they can explain what he did, not justify it, yeah?
there’s hundreds of blogs out there that are real sympathetic to remus for precisely this reason. the entire reason i even started being critical was because THAT entirely ignored the fact that his behaviour had consequences for others. perhaps i swung too hard towards the other side but i think i keep it remarkably even here, on my blog at least, considering how much i actually dislike him lol
#it’s like. people facing discrimination can be bad or toxic or messed up too#they can hurt others#situating them in a social context can. at most. help u understand why they’re like that#but not more than that#the main critiques i have of remus are related to his inaction with harry and belief in sirius#(even if i get icked out by the running out on his family thing i never once bring it up to bash him)#and both of those are things that he could’ve done something about#i’m not sure why people are so hellbent on erasing agency and personal responsibility just bc a person has a life like his?#my basic premise is: i GET why remus did what he did. i just don’t agree with it.#i’m also not a fan of how he always gets a free pass#but that’s stuff i’ve talked about multiple times#not sure how much more understanding i could be?#also gonna be real controversial here for a sec#but most of the discrimination part of the equation is fanon + conjecture#bc canon gives us comparatively very little to go off of#if u see the way the lycanthropy/disability allegory is expanded in fics vs what we get in books#like. i’m not denying ur point here. i don’t engage w that part of remus’ identity and mostly deliberately#but that’s mainly bc i see it done so much everywhere#remus lupin#pen’s asks
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Rant. Hate traveling to the city so much.
I need to get to the big city today and I am this fucking close to biting and going feral. Why the fuck do you wait by the door so much prior to the destination coming leave me the fuck alone you people had sit places. And of course no-one wears a mask so not suprised. Get away. And also of fucking course this train system is useless as fuck and I come 20 minutes at min later to my appointment and if that isn't fine then I'm going to go feral for real I'm already so done. If selfish people wouldn't be assholes could I maybe at least eat or drink between leaving and coming back home but I'm not risking shit. Fucking hate here man I wonder why I either barely go out or if exclusively with other people and then this is the state and I remember. The coughing just adds I don't want anymore. If anyone starts to sit next to me without a mask will I have even more bloodlust. If I'm lucky I get cozy and turn into snuggle cat mode once home and if not will I have to sleep again bc otherwise I will be unable to function for anything bc only one emotion is allowed to exist until sleep reset.
#a wild lux appears#wouldn't be suprised if it partially was still to fight anxiety w anger since that at least gives confidence#Like obv I'm not gonna be a bitch to people irl unless they directly attack me but fucking hell#Anyways to combat anxiety or not the anger is real#It's like 10 am here why the fuck was the first train so full#Need to move back to the city just to not have this shit and at most deal w full transit in the city for like 5 mins tops and not like#A full hour just to get into the city#A full hour is nothing but it is if you're quickly annoyed at people#Anyways reg the last part now that I think abt it I wonder if having sometimes a hard time letting go off esp anger for the day is still#Relics of the protectory. Bc letting my guard down or being nice for even a sec to those assholes was awful. And I was around them 24/7#Love analyzing myself since I'm little all year#At least it distracts I guess#Hoping I zone out until I'm in the city or smth at least the train is not full rn
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grabs all of you and smooches your faces and weeps!!! i miss all of you and can’t wait to subject y’all to my rambling and love once more bc you better believe i’m gonna use my spring break to make a comeback 😎😎😎
#i shouldn’t be making this post yet but i have been thinking about y’all for the last two weeks okay#i’ve been not great but i’m feeling better and more at ease with where i am#mentally and life-wise :’ ))#and i just really miss my friends and writing and getting excited over fictional characters#was i having what the kids call a depressive episode? very possibly i wouldn’t be surprised tbh#but i’m coming back bc my inner gremlin demands it so get ready 🔪#also if anyone’s messaged me here or on discord since my absence forgive me!!#i deleted the apps and kept them closed on my computer bc of focusing reasons but also! just needing to disconnect reasons#and i’m gonna keep to that for just one more day bc i got a big test and if i#set everything up tonight i will 100% be distracted from studying#i just really wanted to pop in here for a sec so i can make coming back a real thing and not something i put off uvu#and considering i’ve done a decent job with my studies tonight i thought i also deserved a small treat!#anyway!!!!! i’ve rambled as usual but pls know i love y’all and miss y’all and can’t wait to get back to writing again!!!!#get ready to ramble | ooc
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something that makes me feel guilty is the fact that seeing that persons face rn literally makes me angry. they walked into class and i nearly winced. and in all fairness they were quite kind to me. outside of the several kind of odd red flags. girl whatever. to be quite frank i am a horny bastard and vocal proud etc but few people interest me enough to actually want to hang out with and get to know And i have deep seated intimacy issues so it's like. we really dont have a shot unless the circumstances r exactly right on a full moon perfect thursday of a month etc like. well and tbh i probably would have fucked around with this person but i dont... care... about some big relationship w them.. and i know i could be a relationship girl like eventually i have it in me to have a muse that's what im built for i think idc but not rn... rn i need to hang out with my friends and do my film stuff and have people that maybe wanna make out sometimes is that so much to ask for. for a lesbian at a bar to want to make out perhaps. ** for there to be lesbians at the bars to potentially make out with.
#and i am quite lonely yes thank u for asking. yeah someday id love to get to know someone again in the context of falling in love#what about it. so what now. i dont think im meant for our understanding of romantic love but boy do i crave it#why am i having this moment rn. well ok consider im on my period all i could think about this morning was [redacted] and both parties#of my dyke drama were back in class today. and the one gay person that i think has a crush on me but we dont see each other super often#so im just. guessing based on the way awkward lesbians communicate. idk#and i feel really just mean but i quite literally dont have it in me to pretend to be nice to this person anymore#i wasnt like. some villain for realizing we were acting really coupley and being like oh shit because i didnt want to hurt them#. and trying to communicate and put some distance between us when i thought they were probably in too deep. it's unfortch it took me a sec#but jesus christ yk i cant walk around and feel awkward about it forever. and im frustrated by the fact that we're just acting so odd#but again frankly i think it's largely bc they have an unhealthy relationship with dating. THROWING HORIZONTAL PUNCHES HERE.#OK. STONES FROM A GLASS HOUSE. IM AWARE. REAL RECOGNIZES REAL.#and YET. despite my past insanity. ive been kind. i can understand disappointment and a little awkwardness#but jesus would you rather i pretend to be in love with you for months and then really break your heart.#this is where i get mean and make a joke like well hey if we couldve had weird really mediocre sad angry dyke sex abt it#that would have been cool with me. but alas. we're here instead and it's fucking with my friendships too#and like we were kind of ok friends too. what now. its just u me and this brick wall u built between us bitch#now was EYE not answering texts for a minute. we dont need to get into it.#because the thing IS if i dont play things exactly right. and im not good at that without prior planning. i will accidentally say or do#something that i know. again. from being insane myself. would be just enough for them to hold onto hope#and im not trying to do that to them you know. i was trying to help with the detachment. shitty as it may be. i dont fucking know dude#this post is going to make me look kind of. well. whatever u guys have seen me at my worst. mostly. and post#ok one last thing sorry if this makes me sound like i have a giant ego. like wow heres this person who really liked me and im just shitting#all over them. not what im meaning to do but whatever
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