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day 19 • The lunar maria (/ˈmæri.ə/ MARR-ee-ə; sg. mare /ˈmɑːreɪ, -i/ MAR-ay, MAR-ee)[1] are large, dark, basaltic plains on Earth's Moon, formed by lava flowing into ancient impact basins. They were dubbed maria (Latin for 'seas') by early astronomers who mistook them for actual seas.
#getting astronomical with it#this actually isn’t what i planned to post today BECAUSEEE#the drawing became a fic that might become a comic. idk we’ll see#it picks up with shadow showing up at tom’s and collapsing on the floor and tom is like ???#and sonic is like oh bless his heart. let’s get him a bed#and then shadow gets EMOOOO#it’s silly i’m excited. anyways i’m yapping 😋#daily shadow#shadow the hedgehog#shadow#shadow the hedgehog fanart#sonic the hedgehog#sth
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They're so stupid, your honor.
#Nines is moronsexual send post#Gavin downs the thing in 10 seconds#and immediately makes it into the top 10 anime deaths with the astronomical brain freeze he gets as a result#Nines subsequently laughs at him for it bc he's an asshole like that#reed900#dbh#dbh nines#rk900#dbh rk900#gavin reed#g9#detroit become human#ignore the ever changing size of the table 💀
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Hospitaller and knight trio doodles
@chao-mp3 I adore the joke in ur teutemp "good boy meme" art pls don't mind me reusing the joke🙏 (idk if that's a historically accurate thing but it's so in character for Gil to tell the highest higher up to shut up XDD)
*they're not related, this is just their weird ass trio dynamic
#hetalia#hws knights hospitaller#hws knights templar#hws teutonic knights#aph knights hospitaller#aph knights templar#aph teutonic knights#hws prussia#aph prussia#gilbert beilschmidt#hetalia fanart#hws fanart#aph fanart#historical hetalia#hetalia world stars#hetalia axis powers#Hannes' portrait is a reference to a painting by da vinci btw take ur guess#hard round brush w color jitter saved me fr#the * is there to make stuff clear in case this gets misinterpreted as me hcing them as brothers (I'm not btw)#hello fellow astronomers
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somewhat obsessed with the idea of wearing rick’s boxers.
it’s like second nature to you. it has to be.
after every time you slid into bed, every time rick and daryl strip you of your own undergarments, every time they fuck you dumb, everytime rick maneuvers you into your position bundled against his chest, you’re wearing a pair of his boxers.
the two had been surprised at first when they found you face down on the bed after a long day in nothing but a tiny tank top and rick’s blue and white striped boxers.
it took everything in them not to pounce on you right then and there. but when you woke up, you were more than happy to fess up to stealing rick’s boxers to wear as shorts.
rick could barely contain himself one afternoon in alexandria. you were taking judith on a wholesome stroll but you were wearing a pair of pale blue boxer shorts with a soft, white long sleeve and one of rick’s white button ups thrown on. later, he had to explain to you that he wasn’t snubbing you when you caught sight of him and tried to wave him over, just trying to keep his zipper from busting.
you had just laughed and quipped that they were the perfect bottoms.
from then on, rick found his boxer shorts going missing; on runs, he’d found you in the men’s underwear section, stripping down to try on a pair of striped ralph lauren boxers. that’s how the two of you ended up sweating and shamelessly blushed out on the cramped car ride home.
the rose painting your countenance couldn’t cease because you knew you smelled like sex. rick too. from the creamy ring you’d left around his cock as he lifted you off of him and onto the mahogany sales table, you knew you two had overdone it. with the wide block of time you had today to secure supplies, rick felt free to fuck your pussy twice, filling you up enough to have you seen stars on the sales floor.
all because you’d styled his underwear as shorts.
daryl teases his friend about it.
“can’t even wake up without seein’ her in ‘em and gettin’ hard.”
daryl’s a hypocrite however.
even the woodsman isn’t immune to your figure in those boyish bottoms.
it’s twenty-five minutes into your small game hunt when daryl’s hands are in your boxers. you had actually wanted to catch a rabbit or some quail, but once your boyfriend’s fingers are between your folds, you can’t find the will to complain.
the two of you start with him holding you against a hemlock, arms wrapping around you while he fingers you nice and slow, boxers down around your ankles. as he massages your plush walls, daryl counts how casual you are about going commando as one of his blessings.
then it turns. then suddenly there’s a pine needle in your mouth. you spit the green thing out and try to brace yourself against the forest floor. it had happened so fast; his tongue tag teaming you with his fingers to crack you open like a safe in record time. then you were face down with nothing but a denim jacket quickly strewn beneath you.
you love when he or rick spring this kinda thing on you - it’s spontaneous, wild, a little risky in all the right ways. yes, most nights you’d prefer to be rolled up into a blanket burrito with your boys and a glass of wine but the adventures like this really do something for you.
pupils expanded, your chest is heavy when daryl’s the first to come out of your post-romp fog and collect your boxers. your legs are still shaking when the fabric touches your skin.
“daryl!”
you’d protested when the man began to pull up your boxer briefs. full of his cum, you want to clean up before you soil your bottoms but daryl disregards the swats to his hands. slightly annoyed, you hurried ahead of him through the tract of woods back towards alexandria. it’s fine. he just enjoyed the view of your ass.
complaints crawl out of your mouth as soon as you’re in the door and you’re haphazardly hanging your rifle on the wall. daryl brings in the rear behind you while you’re stomping up the stairs to rick.
your chocolate curled lover is taking off his watch, ready to drop it into the ceramic dish on the dresser when you appear next him, shimmying down your bottoms in a huff.
“hey, darlin’,” he greets, expecting more than a scowl from you.
“hey,” you reply curtly, face still in a pout.
“-make sure you don’t take off those boxers, baby-,” daryl stops dead in his tracks at the sight of your bared pussy in the bedroom lamplight. rick’s also taking it in, eyes trailing from your waist to the trimmed bush, and the puffy pink pussy peeking out, now leaking with daryl’s sticky cum.
you bend over to pick up the soiled shorts. “you’re not the only one who likes these,” you point out.
blue eyes narrow. but before he can give you any lip, you’re giving him not one, but both of yours. smashed against your mouth, rick’s tongue delves between those pillowy lips while walking you towards the bed where daryl’s waiting to situate you on his lap once more. daryl’s antics weren’t enough to turn off the blazing furnace between your legs. no, your temper can handle a few more rounds. it’s not hard when your mind paces back to the eye rolling, all consuming inferno that had cyclones through your core.
they trap you in a kiss. sandwiched between both of their hard ons, you’re shifting and grinding in each direction.
“thought you were pissed off with me,” daryl breathes into your ear, fingertips skimming your waist.
you snort, leaning back into him to grant full access to your bared neck. without hesitation, he’s licking a wicked pattern up the column of your neck. “dare’,” you sigh. gasp after gasp, you melt into his touch.
daryl’s hands are beneath the fat of your rear already and all of the sudden, one of rick’s fingers has snaked its way down to your clit. the fervid flicking against your ardor flush tissue culls any anger you could have towards the two men. you can’t even think about holding a grudge once rick gets a finger into you. at two fingers, daryl’s kissing you with the ferocity of a wildfire. three fingers inside of you and you’re babbling;
“rick, faster, please.”
“what was that?”
“please - faster, can you please?”
the grin on his face is as wide as the pacific. his lips turn upwards into a sly smile. “you want somethin’ a little faster, darlin’?” you shake your head as if it’s obvious. he hmmphs. “you oughta’ sit on daryl’s cock.”
you can’t imagine a world where that’s an unpopular idea.
back onto daryl you go.
those hands at your hips come in handy; daryl raises you a few inches once rick’s removed his fingers. eyes focused on rick and the way his mouth closes around one pruning finger. sucking it clean while daryl’s tip brushes your slick entrance. any yearning radiating off of you can’t be hidden. that kind of heat and wetness down between your thighs is no lie.
so a hiss is to be expected when the muscled man wiggles his way into you. rick is saving a mental image of you - adjusting to the familiar stretch of daryl. your blush doesn’t ease once daryl works another half inch inside.
one moment you’re trying to process daryl’s cock as it’s suddenly seated in you to the hilt. the next rick catches your gaze again. this time he’s doing more than teasing you, taking advantage of your parted lips to invade with his tongue.
“rick,” you mumble against his lips.
“you gettin’ close, angel?”
“should feel ‘er,” daryl rasps. with each thrust of his you’re clinging to rick. “so fuckin’ tight like you didn’t get this perfect pussy fucked in the woods.”
“that’s where you guys went?”
your mischevious grin is hidden in the crook of rick’s necks. the telltale tightening around daryl’s length is all consuming. your grin turns into an open “o” shape when daryl drags across your cervix. sensations from your convulsing core are consuming him too.
that same lust from the woods washes over daryl like the tide and you’re the moon, pulling him in and leading him to crash into you. usually this is rick’s wheelhouse, but one glance into daryl’s darkened pupils and you’re ripped from rick. on top of daryl’s lap, you’re wrapped in his arms, bouncing up and down on the rock hard cock beneath you. he sets the pace while you can only claw at his chest. he returns the favor and reaches forward to palm your tit, relishing in your sweet moans when he rolls a hardened bud between two fingers.
riding him on the bed is such a break for your knees compared to the forest floor. gyrating your hips activates not only the core that keeps you fit but the molten hot bundle of nerves at your core. daryl ruts against you deliciously to deliver just the perfect level of pressure.
rick can’t help but be bewitched at everything unfolding on the surface of the mattress. daryl’s length disappears inside out of you, reappearing with each erratic movement of your hips. there’s no reason to be jealous but if looks could kill, daryl’d be dead simply for the privilege of burying himself inside those heavenly walls.
meanwhile, heat bursts down below like a mini neutron star collision within you. forehead cast with sweat, the energy is fading from your movements as you messily move your pelvis to brush against daryl.
a “fuck, baby,” escapes from his lips and you’re done for. and so is he.
shooting into the sheets and collapsing by your side. you’re prepared to slide into daryl’s embrace when there’s suddenly a familiar feeling breaching your bared pussy.
nails dig into your hips and daryl’s back at it again - lapping his tongue up and down your slit. you were thinking that you two would at least catch your breaths but daryl’s taking no breaks. rick isn’t either.
in true rick fashion, he’s tapping your lips with his impressive cock. how can you say no to that?
you open your mouth and moan around his cock once you feel those devious fingers in your hair. it’s like that sense of overwhelm’s been replicated again. tongue against your clit and yours on the underside of rick, you never imagined your afternoon going this way. all this thanks to your little fashion trend.
“princess, your mouth feels amazing.”
you bob your head in appreciation. just like daryl’s taking care of you, you’re taking your time swallowing around the man in your mouth, treating him to the tight embrace of your throat.
“you like gettin’ a cock down your throat while daryl licks you stupid?”
“mhmmm!” you nod forward onto rick.
as soon as your moans reach daryl’s ears, his tongue’s kicking into hyperdrive. goaded by your delightful little whimpers, daryl begins swabbing a vicious pattern across your folds. the redneck alternates between racing over your sopping tissue to flattening that tongue and saddle you with a finger.
“ooommph,” is the only sound that comes out with rick’s steel hard cock down your throat.
spit slick, rick throbs in your mouth. that painful hardness he’s enduring is granted some sweet relief by your hollowed cheeks. you don’t stop there. driven by the lust addled, cock crazy part of your brain, you’re fully sending rick down your airway. breaths come briefly when he lets you up for air or to howl or cry, “dare’!”
right on time, your core is heating up again. the kiln inside of you scorches. neutralizing you, the ecstasy of another orgasm has you nearly folding into your leader. the blue eyed sheriff even leans back, tugging you up by the hair to keep you from actually choking on his cock. daryl’s diligent puckering around all of your important parts is overwhelming you against, a strategic hand on your clit as well.
as if you were all in sync, rick comes in your mouth first, fingers weaving through your gossamer locks while your thighs quake. you gag at first, before swirling your tongue under the twitching cock and swallowing it all. like a good girl.
once rick’s coming undone, daryl continues swirling his tongue around you. your pussy weeps for him. it contracts around his tongue until even rick’s raising his eyebrows at the vulgar slurping sounds filling the room.
“dare’,” you whine.
“gonna’ be a good girl and come all over dare’s tongue?” rick teases.
“yes, please!” you beg, banging a fist against the sheets.
“you gonna’ let daryl taste all of that perfect pussy?”
tears well in your eyes from the overstimulation but you nod as enthusiastically as possible. “pleeaase!”
you don’t have to ask again because you’re too busy arching into your third orgasm of the day. clenching and unclenching, your insides flutter. “ah!”
“so pretty when you come, baby.”
you’re dissolving into rick’s touch as your climax rings through your cunt. starry eyed and panting the pleasure out through your lungs.
you could fall asleep right there. and you do.
it ends as it always does.
following the flush and the lips leaving the surface of your skin, you feel a familiar fabric traveling up your thighs and double kisses mandating that nap that had been on your mind. the bed and the cozy comfort of sleep swallows you whole. rick too. he can never get close enough, not when you’re wearing his boxers.
#the walking dead#rick grimes#daryl dixon#twd smut#rick grimes smut#daryl dixon smut#twd#twd imagine#twd rick#twd daryl#rick grimes x reader#daryl dixon x reader#rick x reader#rick grimes imagine#daryl dixon imagine#rickyl#rickyl x reader#rickyl smut#not beta read#f/m/m#risky s!x#p in v sex#getting it on in the great outdoors#aftercare#norman reedus#andrew lincoln#are neutron star collisions hot? I took astronomy but I don’t remember - astronomers chime in down below#established relationship#sorry the sequencing literally gives me whiplash#grimesgirll
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Girls after knowing each other for 2 years:
"Hmm...I don't know if I can trust her."
Boys after knowing each other for 20 seconds:

#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd memes#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya#chuuya bsd#bsd dazai#my two cents#I get Dazai on astronomical levels#but like... get it together my man#soukoku#skk
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halloweenie!fellow whenever his dynamic duo (the very silly and foolish reader and skully) does something stupid and/or borderline lovey-dovey (neither realizes it):

#meraki mumbles#half of the fic is rollo and fellow groaning at how obvious these two are T_T#skully: i would die for you and i cherish you like an astronomer does the stars#reader: but you mean that platonically right?? like in a bff ride or die way right?#rollo and fellow: 😭 someone get these two a room so they can sort out this nonsense#i love my favorite dynamic (disaster) duo hehe <3
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Me almost falling asleep going full conscious with a cold sweat: "Actually, if it was Stanly to go through the portal instead of Ford, Ford probably would have not done anything to get Stan back because he knew what all the implications of reactivating the portal were and would not want to risk the dimension's safety for his brother's life (also because he was very mentally unstable and did not hold Stan in hight regards at that time) unlike Stan, that spent 30 years to trying to bring him back. So he would just probably stew in his own guilt for 30 years still trying to find a way to stop Bill until the twins arrived at his doorstep."
#We need to remember that Stanford was battling sleep and a demom#he was not thinking straight for a second#bill had a direct access to our dimension thanks to Ford so he going through the portal was kinda good because it shut off bill from here#but if Ford stayed here with no help?#he is going full crazy before probably killing a unicorn to get their hair and building the protective spell#and the paranoia about bill would be astronomical#he would not dare to touch the portal with a ten foot pole#stanford pines#stanley pines#bill cipher#gravity falls#gravity falls au#making myself cry
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I will never stop thinking about how the fuck Kurt was about to pull WANDA in this show with THAT haircut.
#the level of rizz this man has is astronomical#how does one acquire such ability#Kurt Wagner#the man that you are#I still can’t get over it#like#baby 😭#please fix your hair#I’m crying#nightcrawler#scarlet witch#wolverine and the x men#like yeah#I know he’s a fine ass man#but that hair#I’m sorry I can’t#but slay anyway little blue elf#like ok#get it little German man#bro bagged a baddie with a vector haircut
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bestie!eddie is in love guys

#ITS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING#THE TIME IS NEAR#he’s down astronomically bad#and it gets WORSE#😏#rachie speaks#eddie munson#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson smut#eddie munson x you
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i’m so sorry but comedy peaked when the shameless writers made lip gallagher have anger issues and then decided he was absolute shit at fighting like you can’t get any fucking funnier than that
#i love him the more i think about him the more unserious he gets#like they really wrote this absolute geek who desperately needs to be diagnosed and had the meanest sense of humor ever#but they also made him the biggest teddy bear#and they expected me NOT to love him ????#like let’s all be ASTRONOMICALLY serious here#i don’t have to cutie patootie sweetie bear cookie pie him he does it himself#boyfriend i fear#sorry for being overbearingly down horrendous in the tags again#he’s just the most perfectest character ever i don’t make the rules sorry#lip gallagher#phillip gallagher#fiona gallagher#ian gallagher#debbie gallagher#carl gallagher#liam gallagher#shameless#shameless us#shameless uk#lgbt#lgbtq
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Um, so somehow we ended up with "Ma Meilleure Ennemie" getting so many views that for now its only competitor in this regard is "To Ashes and Blood".
#...now let me talk about ma meilleure ennemie again because I said I'm gonna be such an annoying bitch about it even before act 3 premiered#SOMEHOW it's also trending in my region as 8th most watched music video#this very VERY big jump in views in just 3 days can be connected to several factors:#1) it's the song from two very well-known french-speaking artists (and in Stromae's case it reaches astronomical levels)#2) episode 7 impacted a LOT of people to the point that they continue to rewatch it to cope after finale#3) it's genuinely good and very memorable to the point you want to listen and listen and listen to it. even more so if you know the lyrics.#(“the worst of blessings‚ the most wonderful of curses” still haunts me honestly)#arcane#timebomb#why the fuck do they always get the songs that break barriers???
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blaze it
#lux isnt actually anyones nephew#we just call him that because he has astronomical levels of nephew energy#thats nephew. i gotta get him a nice gift for his birthday#hetalia#aph netherlands#hws netherlands#aph luxembourg#hws luxembourg#mod 🏴
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you are not made to suffer
elibarra brainworms are real.
#elibarra#noli me tangere#crisostomo ibarra#elias#elias noli me tangere#el filibusterismo#philippine literature#fanart#hello fellow astronomers#someone pls get me out of this prison#doomed yaoi
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Referencing the old aliens rumor for this, the part that always stuck out to me where Sycamore and Lysandre were meant to be the same person, it feels like it could have lead to a lot of funny art and memes. (Plus, PerfectWorld would have even more chaotic energy as a ship than it already does 😂)
If you want to read the full thing, here it is, it's a really long read, but there are some similarities to later games like SM with the extraterrestrial plot (and kinda the possession aspect too with Nihilego, who funnily enough is an alien space Rock) and SwSh with the Gym Leaders having a sports theme 😂😅

Edit: the Teraleak has finally debunked this rumor after 10 years. Shame, I was kind of hoping for it to be true, despite always having my doubts. Still tho, lots of cool story ideas that were fun to play with.
#pokemon xy#pokemon x and y#professor sycamore#lysandre#augustine sycamore#team flare#trainer calem#pokemon rumors#i'm always skeptical about rumors from the community#and always thought this guy just got ASTRONOMICALLY lucky#but maybe the teraleak will prove me wrong whenever we get concept art and shit#but god as someone who really likes the angst elements of perfectworld#the idea that sycamore was possessed into almost destroying the world and killing everyone is really fun to play with#i dunno if it's more traumatic to have your bestie almost end everyone#you included#or blacking out every so often and then coming to and finding out you've doomed the world#perfectworldshipping
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i knew you'd come back (i never had any doubt)
#quin sketches#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#hualian#xie lian#hua cheng#hello gang im back after like. idfk 2 days??#i wanted to do a scene redraw and my bff told me to do the reunion so here i am#i like how it came out a lot actually........#i made a lantern brush for this#i love making hyper specific brushes i will use once or twice and then never again#btw the amount of minor edits i made to this after exporting it and then going 'wait hold on' before i stopped touching it#ASTRONOMICAL. i airdropped it to my computer like 10 times#anyways :3 i hope you like them#also pls reblog. posting art for a fandom no one follows me for is starting to get to me LOL#ill just have to keep doing it.....#anyways. no more yapping. goodnight#(its 1:30 pm)#lazers art
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Here's Amos' ex and the guy Nameless Bard has beef with I guess
(Amos and the rebellion gang)
#genshin impact#genshin impact au#the art drawer#might edit everyone into the boss fight plus that Amos with a gun special attack when I get the time#but anyway yeah#this is a bit different from the usual Decarabian designs I have in my drafts for other AUs but just know the sleeves always stay the same#also something something astronomer/alchemist Decarabian hc because why not#like look at the city and whatever's going on in that tower#in songs and spires au
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