#get your flu shot

[thranduilofsmirkwood]

Didn't get my flu shot yet - so of course I got the flu. Hit me like a locomotive yesterday afternoon. My fever was so high (102.5°) Peanut wouldn't come near me.

My daughter is amazing. Just dropped this off for me - but left it in the garage so she didn't catch my cooties lol.

My memes may not drop every day for now, although I have some in Drafts I'll queue later.

[delphinidin4]

My current stage of flu recovery

Me, sitting up in bed: I feel so much better today! I could probably go outside and take a walk!

Me, getting up to go to the kitchen: *nearly falls over*

[bakedbakermom]

it is entirely unfair that sometimes the flu shot, which is supposed to prevent me from getting sick, makes me sick instead. like yes i realize this is my body's immune response kicking in as a result of the vaccine AS INTENDED but does it have to be such a little bitch about it?

[teratodentata]

I have had the flu for six days and I’m tired of it!!! I saw Blues Brothers 2000 and soon I will have seen the trifecta of Sequels to Beloved Franchises that Nerds Like to Pretend Never Happened (Blues Brothers 2000, Shock Treatment, Love Never Dies)

Time to see Love Never Dies it can’t be as bad as BB2k I need Dan Aykroyd to apologize to me specifically.

[bubb13bunny]

Hi. I caught the flu and it wasn’t fun. And now I’m menstruating. But I am back. Kinda sorta.

(Please be nice to Bunny it’s been a while)

[drainmybloodoutofme-heartstops]

It’s also flu season please get your flu shot

'tis the season, after all

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok of him zooming in on Ozzy as he says in a sing-song voice, “Guess who isn’t happy that they have to get a shot.”

He pans the camera up suddenly and pushes in on Steve’s face. Eddie’s voice is all smiles when he says, “It’s Steve.”

[pawbeanies]

i got my flu shot today but i got it on the arm i use to jack off. can you help me

[wilson-is-a-slut]

dr. gregory house says don't forget your flu shot

[willowcrowned]

frankly I’m still furious that in western countries wearing a mask in public whenever you’re ill—regardless of the illness—didn’t come out of the pandemic

[eldritch-spouse]

I wonder how many clients has come to Santi, claiming that he impregnated them

A few smartasses looking to cheat him out of good money.

It really is a shame for them that Santi takes his shots.

[izvmimi]

cw gross but it’s funny how when you’re busy at work even taking a shit feels like an errand

like why am i batching my trips

[arctic-hands]

Watching vaccine conspiracy theories extend to your basic yearly flu shots is so bizarre to have witnessed in live time. As a kid, there were a few years where the vaccine was in short supply and the lines to get it at the pharmacy would extend for blocks. Being an immunocompromised child, my mother and I were expedited to the front and the hostility we faced was potent. Glares and flat out shouting at us for "cutting in line". People were so scared they were willing to yell at a sickly child if it meant they could get vaccinated.

Anyway Andrew Wakefield needs to be brought up on charges for crimes against humanity or something

[luckyagain]

people being selfish enough to go to a show sick, get other fans sick, and then taking a photo with louis on the red carpet KNOWING you have covid is unbelievably fucked up

[starstuffandalotofcoffee]

I have been lucky in that, so far, the covid boosters have not negatively affected me beyond making my arm hurt like an absolute motherfucker (vs. dose 2 of the original which had me down for the count for 36 hours) but MAN does my arm hurt like an absolute motherfucker

[paradoxgavel]

the flu really starts hittin different on day seven of it