#get the FUCK OUT OF MY HIVE

[hana-bobo-finch]

this is all I can think of when I read this dialogue

[robinson-graves]

[sits up suddenly from my coffin] anybody fuck with my super danganronpa 2 x guy who didnt like musicals au

[invinciblevalentine]

hojo pisses me tf off. Like yeah yeah human rights violations unethical science blah blah blah HAVE WE CONSIDERED THE DAMAGE HE’S BEEN DOING TO THE FF7 SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY????

Listen he’d be a morally grey character if his work led to reproducible results that could benefit the rest of humanity but GOOD GAIA does he not even do that.

his sample sizes are SHIT. his experimental design is SHIT. his documentation is SHIT. his biases are VISIBLE. I’m astral projecting into the ff7 universe just to strangle this man and take away whatever diploma he got bc clearly he hired someone to do his PhD for him.

AND HE INSPIRED SO MANY TO FOLLOW IN HIS SHITTY SHITTY FOOTSTEPS. like the only two things we could even marginally call reproducible is his work in making the SOLDIER program and Fuhitos attempt to replicate it with his RAVENs. and even then there were no improvements on the procedure or attempts to create a procedure that left the patients in better health.

which is a CRIMINALLY STUPID THING TO DO TO YOUR GIANT SUPER SOLDIER ARMY. WYM THAT INSANITY IS JUST A POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECT?????

an argument could be made that we just don’t SEE hojos documentation and shit bc we’re playing through the eyes of people who don’t know all that shit.

HOWEVER. if hojo was actually doing any of that he’d have spotted the degradation problem in his animal models first.

BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK JUMPS YO HUMAN SUBJECTS??? ITS NOT JUST UNETHICAL ITS EXTREMWLY EXPENSIVE TO MAINTAIN THE WELLBEING OF AND ACQUIRE A WHOLE HUMAN PERSON.

if he’d started with, like, mouse models to demonstrate how mako treatments affect mammals, he’d have gotten so much more work done and achieved more reliable results. WITH A FRACTION OF THE COST.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOO. APPARENTLY SHINRA SHITS MONEY SO WHO CARES ABOUT SAMPLE SIZES AND STATISTICAL TESTS AND REPRODUCIBLE RESULTS!!

HOJO IS A HACK AND A FRAUD AND A SHIT SCIENTIST TO BOOT. WATCH YOUR BACK BITCH YOUVE HOED YOUR LAST JO.

[goldkirk]

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[illarian-rambling]

So, all I have to do is keep an eye on an uncannily determined, three-and-a-half-foot-tall gambling addict while also keeping my head on straight in a place designed to dazzle all five senses despite being used to having only two, without forgetting that I have to look for three… situation-prone loose cannons currently on a quest to turn three swords into a small fortune.  Anarac would’ve laughed if his vision wasn’t already going hazy at the edges. By the Sun, it’s like raising teenagers all over again….

Mr. Fifth-Blood, you'll always be famous to me...

[starvrat]

they shoudl invent showering that doesnt make me itch super fucking bad

[vampmcr]

so funny how i started developing random allergies to foods i used to enjoy n literally like the sun . and heat . in 2020/21 and i was blaming it on covid the whole time but i just now have come to the realisation it was probably the 3rd year architecture degree that acc drove my body to breakdown self annihilation mode . and until recently was planning on doing my masters too despite the trauma of it all wow im literally a fucking idiot donkey

[gumy-shark]

hey gamers is it normal to break out in hives when i get super stressed or overheated (not every time i get overheated, haven’t found a pattern there yet)

[opheliasam]

thinking about how dean was probably insufferable after that time sam got roofied + married to becky like his freak possessive mother henning probably reached an all time high during that time (and also bc sam let him indulge in it—bc that’s least u can do after telling ur brother yeah u took care of me and that’s great but i don’t need u anymore which is said brother’s literal greatest insecurity in life, albeit under influence)

[frickfrackiwastakingabath]

Hold on I'm so smart I can make gt aus with my dnd characters

[waitinqroom]

thinking about when i had a boyfriend but before he was my boyfriend and we were just talking i tried to tell him about how this one girl led me on really badly (i still have a buncha posts on here from fall 2021 about liking her, lol) as friends confiding in friends . but then after i told the story he tried to convince me that she didnt actually lead me on and i was just delusional

[yardsards]

companies stop adding aloe to shit that doesn't need to have aloe in it challenge (impossible, apparently)

[magnoliamyrrh]

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[chronic-invisibility]

Ya boy got not 1 but 2 friday the 13th tattoos today!

[ehhgg-art]

living with a family that’s dismissive of your health is so crazy cause what do you mean i’m just gonna have to rawdog my physical and mental pain no meds no doctor just lotion and vibes????

[lovecatsys]

allergies are the stupidest thing ever who tf decided that human beings are going to have insane reactions to things that aren't even harmful that make them harmful to them for no reason. who tf decided that nature was going to cause us to have a collective illness moment every spring.