#get rid of roaches

[ghostreblogging]

Pest control Danny

So Danny is Damian's twin and like the usual jazz. YOU ARE ALIVE?. HAHA NO.

So batfam noticed something. When Danny thinks no one is looking he is muttering die pests and stomping his foot and in general trying to kill something

Alfred thinks Danny saw pests and does not hesitate.

Anyway like a few months later world is in danger yada yada and they need the help of a minor demon, who literally stole the key they need and they need to trade for it.

And the encounter goes like this.

Constantine: we are dealing with a minor demon, don't lower your guard just because it's a lower demon. It managed to steal the key.

Bat: hn

So Constantine summons the demon and the demon gets summoned

Demon:well well-

Danny:ITS YOU!

Demon: huh? Yes-

Danny:NOT YOU, YOUHAVE YOU BEEN THE ONE BRINGING PESTS INNNN THE HOUSE? Ugh later ILL TALK TO YOU LATER need to get rid of this

Batfam : wait a min-

Danny straight up lunges at the demon breaking the circle in the process and no longer trapping it but still Danny grabs it by the legs as it was trying to escape and he just literally kills it.

John Constantine slowly backing away : uhh we needed a . . . thing from that . . ."

Danny: I'll get that key for you, but for the love of the ancients stop summoning things . Gotham is arleady cursed enough as it is

[hellboundhimbo]

"josuke is my favorite character" MY ASS

[the-lambda-archives-ai]

come over edit.txt fella we have playstation network subscription gift cards

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[solargeist]

theres something funny abt angels trying to raise a human into becoming a saint and they accidentally create an abomination

[chaotic-minds-think-alike]

This happened to me today

[shalpilot]

THE PRONOUNS SQUAD

[ratcandy]

Fucked up bug fact of the day?

(photo cred)

This is an Ensign Wasp from the family Evaniidae. Like most itty bitty wasps, they are parasitoids, with their main targets being cockroaches.

And no, this is not the similarly cool and fun wasp that does the zombie roach thing, that would be jewel wasps, instead these guys go for The Babies.

A mother ensign wasp will find a roach ootheca (fancy name for egg case) and stab her ovipositor into it to lay egg. Then, the baby wasp larva will be born within the egg case, and it will begin eating all the eggs inside. This is extra freaky because the first instar of the larva has fucking teeth (serrated mandibles; theorized for use in cutting through the eggs):

(photo taken from the research paper linked above - The paper also mentions that if two larva end up laid within the same egg case, only one will make it to adulthood, because one will ALWAYS eat the other. Awesome)

Could you imagine how Fucked Up this would be on a human scale. Sorry maybe don't imagine that it's a little gross. But yea. Ensign wasps <3 They mean a lot to me

[lokh]

slowly. but surely. cleaning out. my fucking room.

[akiiiryo]

[lordtonic]

Why is she called Roach?

“She bounces right fucking back, no matter how hard the damn hit is.”

[iguinn]

the worse thing about living in a hot and humid climate is roach season during the summer.

[sapphicscience]

Heads up that poll about girlhood being about being obsessed with a historical tragedy appears to be by a terf :( there's a post calling trans women TIMs like pretty near the top of her blog

damn there sure is. ty will delete & block

[muzzlemouths]

hey so you're part of the lore now no take backsies /hj

YIPPEE!!!!! WAHOOO!! BOUTA GO MOVE INTO THE WALLS OF AN OLD THEATER SEE YA SUCKERSSSSS

[sketchingstars03]

saw a reply on a post once that said that the AU side of the undertale fandom had died down

and I couldn’t help but giggle to myself

we haven’t died down lol, we’ve just moved to a different space away from canon UT

[jungkxook]

did you leave again 😔

not entirely🫡 i think i will still come and go so no promises on staying consistent bc life has been rlly chaotic lately but i still like to check here now and then !! and i’ve been checking it more frequently lately

[pumpkingeorge]

Now that I’m awake and not high from medicine, I think the blood I’m coughing up is actually from a ruptured blood vessel in my sinuses or something. Not serious.

Still not going to the doctor though. 🪳🪳🪳