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freakurodani · 1 year ago

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anon u r so right also i made it to the store!

#i just had to be gross in the work parking lot first ✌️#i love going to the store after 22:00 #everyone there has weird vibes and also its waaaay easier to get the five finger discount #one time some dude gave me judgy eyes for stealing bean dip from target #listen ive worked at a grocery store I know what the margin for loss is its fine #whats more annoying is the ppl thatll take one (1) cupcake outta the package #just steal the whole thing it was less work for me cause i didnt have to log it #i n eed to actually go inside now #get my #soup #conspiracy lvl: ask

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ace-disgrace-on-the-case · 4 months ago

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For those who needed to hear it today

#including me #especially me #I swear I need to get this through my own head

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theriverbeyond · 8 months ago

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

#guy who is getting out of work at 1pm!!!! 📢#tomorrow is my last day but u have loved this job. i love to leave.#trb.txt #i* have

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cartoonsinthemorning · 5 months ago

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Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #marcille donato #falin touden #kermit the frog #did you know that pigs will sometimes eat rocks?#and since we are about trivia. This is my second time reaching over to 12k followers. You see #after the great purge I lost a bunch and went back to 11k for a loooong time #who would have thought a shitpost about frogs would get you back into my home #welcome back

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theshitpostcalligrapher · 6 months ago

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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

#listen in my defense i bought 4 peaches and they are going to get oversoft in 2 days and i only ate two of them rn #that's discipline! that's control!#........#i will probably end up eating the other two in the middle of the night huh

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everythingwasnormalhere · 6 months ago

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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

#like im asexual its def not gonna be like that for me #but she still thinks it is soo #but like. cuddling can totally be platonic there doesnt gotta be such a fuss abt it 😭#i get her pov but c'mon #asexual #aromantic #<- for reach #edit: ...its censored because i want to btw #like. ik im in the horniest social media but i wanna censor it so i do #ik i wont get shadowbanned like in tiktok lmao #im not even in tiktok......😭#so yup i censored it for my own comfort 💯 hope this answered your questions pls shut up now lmaooo

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theblob1958 · 1 year ago

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people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

#missed out on a whole year I could have skated at my local roller rink because I didn't want to go alone #and now it's closed and I won't ever get that year back. sometimes you gotta do it alone if you want to do something

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bonesandthebees · 8 months ago

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

#I was forced to get over my hatred of making phone calls bc of this #one 15 minute phone call is the equivalent of 5 back and forth emails #also if you don't know exactly what you need help with you can just ask and you can get real help #instead of just desperately clawing at faqs on websites #it's infuriating that it works so well #ramblings

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tizeline · 2 months ago

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Okay so my brain got infected by Gravity Falls again oopsie daisy here are a bunch of random doodles

Dipper and Mabel would be 25 this year, right? Anyway I wanted to draw them grown up so woah look at that

Anway Ford totally uses two fingers to flip people off just because he can and you can't tell me otherwise

#i haven't even managed to get the book of bill yet arghdajgdsh i'm WORKING on it okay!#i have been exploring the website tho so that's fun #gravity falls #stanford pines #ford pines #stanley pines #stan pines #fiddleford mcgucket #bill cipher #baby bill cipher #mabel pines #dipper pines #billford #gravity falls fanart #tizel art #my art #digital art

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gideonisms · 1 year ago

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Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

#my subconscious had to get involved. love to be functional

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unsung-idiot · 2 months ago

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