#get in the car losers

[lotte-chan]

I had to legit pause like every few minutes, scream, continue and repeat while watching this episode

[shiftythrifting]

A Fancy Feast cat food branded kiddie mobile

[elkonigin]

Yesterday, our beloved @brain-rot-hour lost her home in a fire. She's lost almost everything except what she was wearing. She's thankfully located most of her animals, but there are a few that are still in the wind.

She has given so much to the Inuyasha fandom, including gifting fanart and short stories, which you can find here, and running the Inu-Gang Gift Exchange.

If you have the opportunity, please consider donating to her ko-fi.

[seecarrun]

“The thing is, Eds, is that you and Stan are just a worse kind of rich person than the rest of us.”

You could cut the silence with the knife after that one.

“Excuse me?” Eddie scoffed, glaring at Richie from the chair across the room.

“Oh, I want to hear this,” Stan hummed, turning his attention to Richie as well.

“How, pray tell, are Stan and I ‘a worse kind of rich person’ than the rest of you?! We are literally all rich assholes!” He paused. “Mike excluded. You are a delight, Mike.”

Mike grinned.

Richie shrugged easily. “Well, the rest of us are rich because we’re artists, first of all.”

“Artists?!”

“Bev creates beautiful clothes, Ben creates beautiful buildings, Bill creates… books.”

Bill flipped him off.

“And you think dick jokes are fucking art?” Eddie demanded, in disbelief.

“It takes an artistic flair to be a good stand up comedian, yes,” he answered, smirking. “More than it takes to crunch numbers and balance spreadsheets, at least, you capitalist cog.”

“Hm,” Stan mused. “He’s not wrong.”

“Stan! Don’t agree with him!”

The argument continued into the night, with no clear winner even hours later.

[christinelove]

Get in the Car, Loser! plushie… and console port!

Hey... can you keep a secret? Everyone knows that Sam Anon was the cool goth megababe healer in the party that defeated the Machine Devil, but did you also know her real name is secretly Princess Sam Under Heaven? That's right! The princess herself! She helped keep the party alive and fighting with her support and ravage abilities—who knows what powerful magic you could gain from this trinket of an all new legendary hero? This cute lesbian disaster has famously proven she'll join you on any road trip you tell her to... but getting to spread out her legs and rest at your desk would be nice too.

That's right! We're doing one more plushie in collaboration with Makeship, this one of Sam from Get in the Car, Loser! I've been holding onto the prototype of this one for a bit now and I'm really happy with how she turned out... I wouldn't be making these if I wasn't excited about them too! Man. She's so cute. Look, it's OUR GIRL! ...anyway. The way Makeship works is that they take crowdfunded preorders and only make that many, and they'll need to get 200 orders to make it happen. It'll cost $29.99 and the campaign will be running for all of Pride Month until July 2!

Plus... we've got one more bit of news! This one's huge!

BECAUSE YOU ASKED FOR IT! For basically three years nonstop! The summer road trip adventure is NOW PORTABLE! Coming to the Nintendo Switch™ this September, this special edition includes all four chapters of the battle to fight the Machine Devil, plus the bonus beach DLC Battle on the Big Boardwalk, and the culminating final extra story DLC Fate of Another World!

I'm really excited about this one, this is my first-ever console release, so I'm a little starstruck that it's actually real!

If you wanna get an email about it when it comes out, you can sign up for that here!

(Nintendo Switch is a trademark of Nintendo.)

[cerise-on-top]

Hey! It's me again, I've been a little needy these days and I'd like to make a request, something really cute.

Valeria, Farah and Kate.

Like, they spent the night with you having fun at home, but in the morning they had to leave for work without even having time to say goodbye, but before leaving there was a noticeable mess that remained in the house, a tremendous mess. But when they arrive late from work, they find the house shining completely clean, and soon they find the reader sleeping in the living room with the TV on, but still sleeping peacefully, because her tiredness does not allow her to stay awake to receive them.

(I would love to be spoiled by Valéria in exchange for being her housewife)

I think this scenario is so cute and I love your writing, and sorry if something is wrong, I'm using the translator again. Kisses and have a great day. <3

Hey! That's a really cute idea! Sorry this is short, I'm just really tired again tonight!

Valeria, Farah and Laswell Finding Reader Asleep

Valeria: She’s not particularly surprised to find you asleep, she usually comes home extremely late at night. However, the sight warms her heart every time. Stands in the doorway for a few seconds, watching your chest rise and fall as you sleep, a small smile on her face. It’s only afterwards that she realizes you’ve cleaned your shared home. Valeria will sigh a bit, the home was in complete disarray when she left, so it must have taken a while for you to clean it all up. No wonder you’re asleep. Although she may not be the tallest person, Valeria is strong, so she’ll pick you up and carry you to your bedroom, giving you a kiss on your forehead. During these moments she loves nothing more than to hold you, even if she normally isn’t a very touchy feely person. But something about you being asleep in her arms as she carries you, completely vulnerable, just gets to her. However, it won’t be long before Valeria goes to bed herself, getting ready for such a thing, she’s tired as well. The day after she’ll spoil you rotten, though. You’ve earned a nice reward for being such a good spouse for her, and so she’ll take you on a fancy date. Or maybe, since you’ve cleaned your home so nicely, she’ll just stay home with you to cook a good meal together. The choice can wait, she’ll just ask you later.

Farah: She’d be ecstatic to see you’ve cleaned your home. It must have been a long and boring task, but she truly does appreciate it. Like Valeria, she watches you for a few moments, thinking about whether or not she should wake you up. In the end she decides against it since you truly must have been tired. However, she will drape a blanket over you and give you a small kiss on your cheek, hoping to not rouse you too much in the process. Farah makes herself a small snack so she has had something to eat before she finally goes to bed herself. However, she doesn’t go to bed, she joins you on the couch, holding you close and nuzzling into your hair. While she may be extremely tired herself, she still daydreams a bit about how she could possibly repay you for doing that Sisyphean task. Anything from ordering takeout and paying to going on a walk during the sunset sounds good to her as long as she can show you her appreciation. Since she’s feeling very content around you, she might also start humming a bit, knowing fully well that you can’t hear her. But it’s just something she does when she feels comfortable around someone. Plus it helps her fall asleep too. In the end she’ll likely settle for something calm like staying at home and just cuddling the day away while thanking you. Or just doing whatever you say so she can feel like you’re getting enough rest and she did something for the household as well.

Laswell: By the time she’s home the sun has probably almost risen anyway given her line of work. Laswell would be dead tired, so I’m not even sure she’d notice you having cleaned right away. However, she would see you having decluttered the desk in the living room and be grateful. Although she may almost fall asleep herself, standing in the doorway and barely noticing her surroundings, she will see you sleeping on the couch and immediately think about sleeping next to you. Granted, Laswell isn’t a very cuddly person either, and she can’t sleep particularly well holding someone either, but she thinks it would be unfair if you slept on the couch while she slept in the bed. At least that’s her logic at the moment. She won’t even try to carry you to bed, she just wants to head to bed. Gets changed and stands still in front of the couch for a few moments before draping a blanket over you. Naturally, she’ll turn off the TV, but afterwards she gets some shut eye for a few hours as well. Only in the morning does she notice that everything is spic and span. Laswell will feel bad if you woke up before her and made some breakfast. However, she will make it up to you as well. If there’s anything you ever need from her, she’ll do it. She’ll have done it before as well, but she doesn’t want to be indebted to you. Gives you a kiss before promising you that she’ll clean up next time. Either on her own or with you. You did such a good job, she’ll likely get you some cake to show her thanks in the meantime.

[skeletonhouse]

it was the first anniversary for Get in the Car, Loser!'s 2nd DLC, The Fate of Another World last week, this image has been in my head since about then

[deathbyfalldamage]

This you? ^ (I did not draw this, the creds are to riverofrust on tumblr ^^)

"Hell yeah, I was driving over to Tim's to steal more stuff. (I give most stuff back, just.. a few months later:).)"

[ecliip]

aw hell nah scunt tf2 terzaza homefuck and spearphamster rained worl are driving the carr in sky island

(original meme under cut)

[m0e-ru]

underpaid

[neptunethemosasaurus]

(gif has nothing to do with this joke.)

Get in the car @ziggyrette we're going album hunting.

For random ones for singers/bands either of us like.

You can bring a friend if ya like I guess

[nitewrighter]

could you write some fanteractions between hanzo and lucio? maybe lu will be able to cheer him up a bit

Hanzo: I cannot imagine living with fame. All that.. *audible shudder* attention.

Lúcio: And the scrutiny, and the pressure, and the expectation, and the 'Oh god, i'm still me, right?' when you look in the mirror...

Hanzo: Hm. Perhaps I can imagine it.

---

Hanzo: I... *clears throat* quite enjoyed your last album.

Lúcio: Wait, seriously?

Hanzo: Well, I am hardly unique in the opinion.

Lúcio: Sorry it's just--I didn't imagine you listening to my music. I thought you might be more of a... 'I listen only to the rain and wind chimes' kind of guy.

Hanzo: 'Rain and wind chimes?'

Lúcio: I don't know! You have a bow!

----

[During setup in Paraíso]

Lúcio: Oh--I meant to ask earlier, do you need a place to crash while you're here?

Hanzo: I do not need your pity--*catches himself* I--I mean, I am... grateful for the offer, but I am quite capable of finding my own lodgings.

Lúcio: I know you're more than capable. You just... don't have to do it all alone, you know?

Hanzo: I... I see. Do you-- *lowers voice* Do you have a washing machine?

----

Lúcio: What's on your mind, man?

Hanzo: I am thinking... of those I have failed.

Lúcio: Okay--wow. And uh, how does that make you feel?

Hanzo: *caught off-guard* Er--um... not... good?

Lúcio: And is thinking about that stuff actually helping you or the people you failed?

Hanzo: *pause* Nnooo...?

Lúcio: So you should probablyyyyy....?

Hanzo: Think... about... how to help?

Lúcio: All right! There we go!

[rottenr0ckets]

In reference to one of @themys posts

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

When everyone asks if you can take 'em to the Mathews Bridge but no one offers to take you for a change...

[skeletonhouse]

marker + colour pencil sketches of sam from gitcl!

[spacevixenmusic]

Source: Avatar: The Legend of Korra [2013]