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Ah yes.

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get ya asses over here -> @nikkisixxsupremacy , @duncan-rawr-x3 , @symposiumlover

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a Violent creature. Capable of killing Homelander.

oh. You ask for my source?

ok anyways. post this beast

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I have a type.

Old South American men.

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Tagging - @silverjirachi , @partywithponies , @ziggyrette , @duncan-rawr-x3 and whoever ends up seeing this.

GUYS I JUST FOUND THE CUTEST THING EVERRRR

what's your cozy cabin drink?

TAGGING SOME PEOPLE BC THIS IS SO CUTE

@toooster @glxsyymads @theodditylacey @junefl0wers @auntiejohn @stranger-detective @justafanbutcurious @daystarpoet @your-mommy-ems + anyone elseeeee

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URGENT HELP SAVE THE LIFE OF MY CHILD

Dear humanity,

Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment.

I'm Amal, a mother of three children, living under the weight of the genocide taking place in Gaza. 🍉

Here’s my story, and I’m reaching out with a hopeful heart 💔✨, hoping someone will feel what my family and I are going through.

My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.

Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others

I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment

I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺

Mohammed deserves to live a happy and healthy life, just like every other child on this earth.

So I humbly ask you to donate even a little or at least reblog this appeal.

Please Donate now:👇

https://gofund.me/d272a0d1

Ddonate Via Paypal 👇

https://www.paypal.com/donate

:(

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RAAAAAAAAAA

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Inb4 they change the start of The Incredibles because he throttles his health exec boss

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Updated Facebook reactions to the UnitedHealth Group post

by MasterMahanJr/reddit

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Maybe being exposed to Happy Tree Friends very young had it's uses.

(Just watched the Cartoon hallucination?? Black Noir has during The Boys and I think I had flashbacks lol.)

I pretty sure I also had flashbacks to HTF when I saw that scene with Black Noir.. that scene really revealed a lot of stuff about Noir, his old team and ofc, Soldier Boy.

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YOU MULLED SEBASTIAN STAN-

WRONG ACCOUNT WRONG ACCOUNT THIS IS MY MAIN NOT MY FANFICTION ACCOUNT-

hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.

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Jareth is a little menace when wanting attention.

Maybe Szayel shouldn't have given him a phone.

">:(" is his most common thing to send to Szayel lol

"The best way I could describe my husband -Jareth- as...Needy...or perhaps just clingy,he hates when I'm at work because i can't give him attention..."

*Szayel glances at his phone,he laughs,there's a simple message,from Jareth most likely.*

">:("

-> Sourced from a fanfic I wrote for English class "An Owl Fae and a random human dude."

oh that's cool!

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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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why am I blind? I thought those were the outfits from Mean Girls😅

it's christmas in heaven, and all the children sing

if you get this, I'm in love with you

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now 2 beanie baby dragons are crossing your dash together :3