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THANKS TO HIM WE KNOW WHO TO BLAME FOR US HAVING TO DO TAXES.

words cannot sum up my love for neil shubin

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OH BAGEL OH BAGEL GIVE ME YOUR POWER

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'Cause I know you're poison,You're feedin' me poison,Addicted to this feelin', I can't help but swallow Up your poison,I made my choice and Every night I'm livin' like there's no tomorrow!

Based from my Squid Game au called Ralsei's Wonderland.

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The strong duke of Wrath; Rath.

Kingdom Info:The kingdom of wrath is inside a mountain,and also on top of the mountain,civilians are very athletic,and adapted to this habitat very well. It borders Pride,Sloth,and the centre kingdom.

Physical Info: He has pink hair,red skin and black eyes,he has pink wings akin to wasps, orange markings on his face,and his tail is it's own separate creature...

Outfit: he tends to wear outfits that help with his strength,in this photo shoot he wore a long sleeved cropped silver shirt,a purple shirt underneath,black gloves,pink cargo pants,and teal shoes.. he was also focused to wear a hat that looks like a donut as well.

External Info: he is ranked as a Duke,his loyalty 50%,a this main family is known(father,mother,brother and sister.)

Random Info: He's the most intimidating of the 7 deadly sins,he can be nice,just not often,he's attractive...very attractive...

Associated Animals: Lions and Wasps sometimes.

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The Wealthy King of Greed: Yoksim.

Kingdom Info: The kingdom of Greed is land-locked with mines and industry,Everyone is rich here,this place probably unsafe environmentally. Also a lot of the civilians are amphibious... It is noted that they border Sloth,Pride,and the centre kingdom.

Physical Info: Yoksim has red hair,silver eyes,and blue skin,he has webbed fingers and an overall amphibious figure.

Outfit: He wears green most of the time,mixed with magenta as well. All his clothing high quality.

External Info: He's ranked as a King,his loyalty is 99%,and he has 1 sister and 2 brothers...

Random Info: He's best friends with Pri,Supplies Wonderland's gold,zinc and many other minerals and similar items,he's mean to lower class people(and me,again probably because I'm a human) also his name is literally the Korean word for Greed...

Associated Animals: Toads,Foxes.

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The lonely Duke of Envy; Envi.

Kingdom Info: The kingdom of Envy is located underwater. Consisting of various underwater caverns and coral reefs,those that are native to the kingdom are aquatic,others(myself included) need to use certain magic to become aquatic,due to the underwater nature of the kingdom,they border all Coastal kingdoms.

Physical Info: Evni is an Androgynous humanoid,when in human form,they have pale skin,long brown hair,green-blue eyes,they are often seen wearing black military uniform.

In voidling form; Envi is overall pitch black,with Semi-Transparent lime green parts(lower legs, lower arms,spots on their ears),they have a long tail,they wear a golden tria with jade stones through out it.

External Info: he's ranked as a Duke,his loyalty is about 22.5 max,His family is unknown.

Random info: In his voidling form the black sections taste like blackcurrant,green sections taste like apple,he hates Pri(pride),I believe his forms represent the two main types of envy(Black and White)

Associated Animals: snakes.

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The boastful King of Pride: Pri.

Kingdom Info: The kingdom of Pride is,as one would expect,very rich,full of prideful,vain civilians. It's a coastal kingdom as well,it borders Wrath,Lust and Greed. Often pictured as being Infront of Lust.

Physical Info: Pri has beige brown skin,with dark green marks similar to his tail feathers,he has green hair and gold eyes. His tail is that of a Peacock,very fitting.

Outfit: Green Flat-topped blower hat with a gold stripe around it,he wears high quality clothing,a purple jumper trimmed with blue,pink pants,and magenta pants.

External Info: Ranked as a Ruler[King] ,his loyalty is 100%,his family is unknown,or maybe they are and I haven't searched hard enough.

Random Info: He hates Envi[Envy],the feeling is shared. Pri is rich,he claims to have made it all himself but he is actually from a rich family. Pri is rude to anyone below him[Myself included but that might also be because I'm a human.]

Associated Animals: Peacocks. As shown by his tail and just naturally we view Peacocks as Prideful assholes.

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The Narcoleptic Prince of Sloth: Bambi.

Kingdom Info: The kingdom of Sloth is rather peaceful,a lovely break from all the other ones,it's also land-locked but in the northern parts of Wonderland. It borders Greed,Lust and Wrath. It supplies a lot of the research of Wonderland.

Physical Info: He has pastel green skin,white hair and pink eyes. He has small sloth ears and his tail is long a thin like a string,with marshmallow like parts on it(keep that in-mind.)

Outfit: He often wears white,or pastel colours,he constantly makes me wear white,to be fair,it's a peaceful colour,so I understand...most of the time. He has a bracelet of Angelite on his left hand,at the time of the photoshoot; he had a yellow boot on his left foot and a white on the right foot.

External Info: He's ranked as a ruler[Prince],his loyalty is 55% and his known family is his mother and sister,they are very nice to me,

Random Info: He can produce a pollen,from his tail,which aids in sleep,often permanently curing Sleep disorders,he over all feels like a marshmallow,and tastes like one as well...How do I know that? ;)

Associated Animals: snail,Sloths,

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The ever-Loving Prince of Lust: Ozzie!

Kingdom Info: The kingdom of Lust is a land-locked kingdom,know for it's relaxed nature,it borders Gluttony,Pride and Sloth,The use of Bloodlust being the driver of the Military from Lust.

Physical Info: Ozzie has blue/pink hair,yellow eyes,and pale skin,he has one horn,the other apparently broke off in an accident and never grew back,and a small dog tail,though I can't figure out which type of dog.

Outfit: He tends to wear a cropped green coat,a pink shirt underneath,blue pants and black boot. However during this photoshoot for the magazine I got this photo from,he wore a green tailcoat...

External Info: He's ranked as a ruler [Prince], His loyalty is 80%,most of his family is unknown but his sister rules the sector for Bloodlust.

Random info: He's a big supporter for Consent,once killed a guy who tried to force a servant to have sex with him,Ozzie is playful,and Pansexual,He isn't sure why Bee[Gluttony] hates him. He can create a Pollen that raises Sexual desire,fixes fertility,but can also do the opposite. Going as far as to make people infertile.

Associated Animals: the goat,rabbits,dolphins...

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Wonderland's party queen is the Sin of Gluttony; Bee!

Kingdom Info: The kingdom of Gluttony is similar to a bee hive in nature,it's a coastal kingdom bordering Lust and Envy.

Physical Info: Male,sandy brown skin,honey orange eyes,blonde hair with blue and pink throughout. He has sandy brown antennae that are rather sensitive to light.

Outfit: He wears a scarlet red cropped jacket,sky blue shirt underneath,dark blue pants and grey boots,he has a pale pink/sky blue belt,and yellow gloves.

External Info: His rank is Ruler[Queen],he's about 90% loyal to the Emperor,his family is unknown.

Random Info: Bee is really flexible,he doesn't like Ozzie(Lust) and his genes are strange,he can eat a lot and still be average weight.

Associated Animals: Locust,the wolverine,Pigs.

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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

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this just entered my head.

NBC principal:"Chaotics,get in here! You're going to Loo Loo Land!"

Alastor Nocturne(my oc):"Loo Loo Land?"

*Glass Breaks*

Clovis Fairepitre(@miyuki-fenn 's oc):"LOO LOO LAND?!"

NBC principal:"Loo Loo Land!!"

[Distantly] Rollo Flamme:"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"

Sourced from - Helluva Boss season 1 episode 2,Loo Loo Land.

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hmmm. ok poll time just because i'm always curious what people's relationships to this topic are:

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What President Snow sees when Zola is sitting on a tree.

getting in the winter mood ❄

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There are posts for explaining your url but i want one for blog title, so ill just make one myself:

Reblog this and tell us in the tags what your blog title means!

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SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE FELLAS IN THE BACK!!!

Imagine dedicating an entire post to a character you hate... Having so many healthy things to do for your fandom, and you decide to spend your energy on that? That shouldn't be considered "normal" either, darling

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(@symposiumlover , I'm blaming you for getting me onto this train. Thank you.)

If this ain't canon I'll make it through the power of FanFiction.

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