#get his ass kim
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mc when they go into a book and fuck shit up: why is the story different!!!
My brother in christ YOU CHANGED THE STORY!!!!!
#We're all thinking it#Kim dokja#Cale henituse#Okay lets get more obscure#Its time to change the genre#My girlie judith#I became the lousy side top#This is like the only time im gonna get to complain about this but HOW COME#There was a whole drama about real jaewoo vs story jaewoo AND HIS NAME IS JUST ACTUALLY JAEWOO#AND HE LOOKS THE SAME LIKE AM I CRAZY??????#Seo jaewoo#Sweetie sweetie sweetie#Eugene really isnt like this cuz hes changing the story on purpose but hes still dumb of ass#Dokja is the only one on here that isnt an isekai victim#Orv#omnicient reader's view point#Lcf#Tcf#trash of the count's family#Theres 100% more im forgetting or just dont know#Let me know some and ill add them i suppose#the villainess flips the script#Judith maibaum#I had to look for her last name
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For jjong month ♡ part [3/4]
#stylish and flavourful Mr. Bling 🌙✨️#he's a goof and i love him for it~#i wish his other vcr's were available in nice quality too but alas :'))#jonghyun#kim jonghyun#shinee#mygifs#speakofgifs#jjongmonth#the agit “the story by jonghyun” vcr#shinee jonghyun#analook#lol my shy ass confirming with you multiple times if it's okay to tag u. haha thank you for your patience <3#you've invited me in like the introverted vampire i am. i'm staying for afternoon tea; can't get rid of me and my gifsets now heh~~ :)
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yeah sorry jean vicquemare apologists and likers me personally im never forgiving him for lying about kim’s condition post tribunal. like you can headcanon harry forced him to do all the work (which is proven false by canon but thats another post) you can say harry deserved everything that happened to him because he was a piece of shit to jean but you cant deny that telling harry his partner is dying (who he is clearly shown to care a lot about) when he’s okay is incredibly scummy and manipulative.
the game makes sure to point it out that jean is full of shit. it makes sure that you know that kim is safe and in no danger of dying (the yellow sign which in medical terms means its serious but not immediately life-threatening, the fact he can sit up and talk and drink water). he straight up lies to your face about something as serious as your partner being in danger just so he can make you feel bad. fuck you jean vicquemare i hope you step on a landmine and explode
#harry and kim should both get to beat his stupid ass#sunny rambles#disco elysium#babe wake up its jean vicquemare hating hours
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gitae is back as well !!!
#☆#lookism#lookism spoilers#lookism 531#james’ audacity to say “i want to create a society without evil” while gitae is sitting RIGHT THERE#his lying ass!!!#james and gitae are Scheming#gitae’s disapproval of daniel … such a hater#also while theyre at it can james get gitae a new suit tailored too#please ptj#let this man wear something other than gap’s hand-me-downs#oh and the heel on gitae’s boots#he is ~6’8#they make him a little bit more unnecessarily taller i love it#gitae kim#my gorgeous king
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shit wrecked
#kim: wow this guy sucks. i’m gonna slonk his shit silly then marry him#harry: the wind the wind blew it away from the net it would’ve gone in but the wind#stay right there kim you stay right there i’m gonna try again i’m gonna get it this time i swear#the balls not inflated properly that’s what it is it’s the ball#idiots#my art#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#enjoy my shit ass background#ykw i’m working on it ok#i’m working on colouring and backgrounds im not very good at it yet :&
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married joongdok but not in a conventional way because dokja returns home at 3 in the morning, fucking wasted, probably smelling like incompetence and regrets. an intoxicated migraine brewing up while he's trying his best to reach the kitchen for a glass of water in the dark but then there's joonghyuk standing ominously in the path with a knife and lighter in his hands, the trashcan's on fire and cell block tango is playing somewhere in the background.
#not divorced not married but a secret third thing#kdj dying mysteriously for like the fourth time this month & yjh giving his testimony with fake glycerin tears like#“he ran into my knife (sniffs)... he ran into my knife ten times”#yjh the type to burn dokja's clothes while ironing them whenever he's sick of his ass#which happens every 3 days if you ask me#a burnt toast is what dokja gets every monday because he somehow manages to fuck up the weekends#how he makes up to him ? well a new skillet set deal#they have so much potential i like making their divorce hcs lol#ive never seen a ship so divorced yet married at the same time. call that the schrodinger affair#there was another post with the same frequency as this and im glad we all see the vision#joongdok#dokhyuk#kim dokja#yoo joonghyuk#orv#omniscient reader's viewpoint#fifty reads
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You can never kill Kang Bitna anyway.
#daon was so hot for this#crazy even#INSANE#Because he's legit getting his ass kicked by a demon#and that smirk?!!!!#OH MY GOD JUST KILL ME OKAY#the judge from hell#kim jae young#park shin hye#kang bitna#han daon#kdrama#korean drama
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@sunfish-regressor @shipwrecker-ljh-24 @local-historian @sssssgir-author @insectking-beastlord TACKLE THIS DUDEEE
(I do not regret this.)
No, no, you didn't need to alert them, none of them need to tackle me, please-
#orv#orv rp#kim dokja#kim dokja rp#omniscient reader's viewpoint rp#kdj answers#//IM GIGGLINGGGG GET HIS ASS
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just finished the devil judge ....... what a fucking ride jesus christ
#kang yohan i would die for you truly#also elijah too. Would protect her with my life#kim gaon ...... you pissed me off but i can get over it#KANG YOHAN THOOOOO I LOVE HIS CRAZY ASS SO MUCHHHHH#the devil judge
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hiiii lily what is this ‘orv’ i have been seeing…..
HIIII MIKE. SMILES. orv is Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint! it's a webnovel with an ongoing webtoon adaption and it is making me Fucking Crazy. basically the premise there's this really unpopular really long webnovel called Three Ways to Survive an Apocalypse, and for years, Kim Dokja has been the only reader. when the novel finally ends, the author sends him an email with the txt file of the whole novel, and then suddenly the novel is wiped from the internet and in that instant, the events of the novel begin taking place in Kim Dokja's world. the apocalypse begins and humanity is subjected to cruel scenarios and challenges livestreamed for the entertainment of these powerful entities called constellations, and as the only one who read the story to its end, Kim Dokja is the only one fully equipped with knowledge of how this story goes (or at least, how it originally went)
it is SO good. it lures you in like "ooh this is a normal reverse isekai" and then ends up being CRAZY. it deals with questions about the boundary between characters and Real People and whether that distinction really matters, and it's one of those stories that looks the audience dead in the eye and dares you to look away first. literary devices are made Real (oh fourth wall we're really in it now...) and it plays with narrative voice and pov and unreliable narration in such fun ways. it is ultimately about the value of stories and the value of being a reader and the choice to wrestle with the story that's been written for you in favor of the story you really want to tell. it's also about Kim Dokja having something Deeply Wrong With Him skdlfjlksdjf the journey i went on with him was "okay he's a reader insert who reads novels as escapism, i get it" -> "oh actually he has something wrong with him" -> "oh he has something Wrong With Him" -> "WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK. HELLO. WHAT WAS THAT." I'm obsessed with him.
I read the webtoon first which I think is a pretty effective onboarding point! some of the art had my jaw on the FLOOR it's so cool. the webtoon has adapted roughly the first third of the whole novel so far, and if you want to read the novel just dm me and I'll hit you up with the epub file lol (not just mike but anyone who is interested!)
#asks#puzzlehat#OOOOH YOU WANNA READ ORV SO BAD#i haven't finished it yet btw#according to my ebook app I'm 38% into it which is insane to think about#but YEAH it's so so so so so good so far#the story it's telling is so compelling and the pacing is like. incredibly solid. which is IMPRESSIVE for something this long#i want to gnaw on kim dokja like a dog.#other bonuses: really good supporting cast featuring a LOT of women which is a huge plus for me#soooo refreshing to see so many well written women. god. i love them so much#really interesting character arcs for the supporting cast alongside the main character(s)#im not sure who i'd label the main characters. kim dokja obviously? and the protagonist of the original novel (yoo joonghyuk)#i get the suspicion han sooyoung becomes more of a main character later but i haven't seen her in a while </3#another bonus is that in addition to like. telling a compelling story that is at times emotionally devastating#it's also REALLY funny at times#kdj SUCKS i love him so much <3 he loves being a pain in the ass#he understands blorbo aggression like no one else#kdj reading about yjh for years: this character is so important to me and has gotten me through some really tough times#kdj meeting yjh: i need to KICK HIS ASS!!!! i need to BOTHER HIM!!!!!!!!#anyway. this is a long answer but you should read orv <3 it is changing my life <3#if it helps i think orv has a special appeal for people who enjoy things like hlvrai and homestuck. do with that knowledge what you will.
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...and thank you for your music ♡
#exo#chen#kim jongdae#drawings#ok i'm still struggling with getting used to procreate so i ended up doing smth simple#i had actually planned a bigger project but it ended up looking like ass so i scrapped it#anyway thought this looked pretty in procreate but when i uploaded it on here.. sigh#anyway it's his day he deserves something even if it's little#0921
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#PLEASE THEY'RE SO SILLY I LOVE THEM#oh don't mess with kim and his car and his radio lmao get his ass babe#disco elysium#jules plays disco elysium
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Kim kissed him.
Kim kissed him.
Kim kissed him.
Porchay can’t stop thinking about it, that sweet, wonderful kiss in the studio. He can’t stop wanting more. Kim’s lips had been so soft and warm against his cheek—what would they feel like against his own?
Kim takes him home that night. They pick up dinner on the way. Kim spends the entire drive looking lost, his eyes open and nearly dazed, like he can’t believe what he’s done. Chay can’t quite believe it either. But he can still feel it like a brand against his cheek.
Kim kissed him.
They don’t talk about it.
Chay wants to, desperately—wants to ask if they can do it again—but Kim looks so scared and skittish, Chay’s afraid of chasing him away. So for once he keeps his questions, and his hands, to himself. They have an uneventful dinner. They wash and put away the dishes. They sit together on the couch playing guitar until they settle back into a comfortable familiar rhythm.
“P’Kim?” Chay finally asks, laying his hand against the vibrating strings to quiet them.
“Hmm?”
Kim is making that face he always does when they play. Soft and warm and content. It’s the most relaxed Chay ever sees him.
He wants to ask Kim to kiss him again, but he doesn’t think Kim would appreciate it. He’s learned by now that Kim communicates through actions, not words. Questions make him nervous.
So Chay leans in—not far, they’re already almost shoulder to shoulder—and presses his lips to Kim’s. They’re just as soft as he remembers. Kim makes a quiet sound in the back of his throat, and his eyes go wide, and stay wide when Chay pulls back with a bashful little smile a second later.
“Is that okay?” Chay asks.
Kim just watches him. Right when anxiety is climbing into Chay’s throat, and he’s thinking he shouldn’t have done it at all, what was he thinking—Kim gives a small nod. Barely tips his chin towards his chest, but it’s enough.
Porchay lays his guitar aside, on the floor beside the couch. It means he has to lean across Kim, who leans back to give him room, and respectfully keeps his hands to himself. Chay doesn’t. The second he releases the neck of the guitar, he puts his hands on Kim, on his shoulders, and leans in for another kiss. Kim expects it this time. He returns it.
#cookie writes#kimchay#I can't decide how I want to write chay in this scene#should he be a virgin too?#awkward? has thought about this enough that he knows what he wants? has done this enough to know what he wants?#kim is good at the kissing part#it's not until he gets his fingers in chay's ass that he remembers oh yeah he has no idea what he's doing here#chay adores him
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I’m upset that succession only took a little bit of inspiration from festen instead of stealing everything from it— like yeah they got the same shaky camera, the dramatic life changing speeches, fucked up sibling relationships, insane family drama but… we didn’t get to see roman roy beat the shit out of logan in front of his family and that’s why I think festen will always be superior
#we got christian’s ‘my father is a malignant presence’ speech#michael making incest jokes to helene#Linda and Rose haunting the narrative#kim lives on through stewy’s pure hatred for logan and his involvement in the bear hug#BUT WE NEVER GOT LOGAN ROY GETTING HIS ASS BEATEN BY HIS KIDS#succession hbo#succession#Logan roy#siobhan roy#Kendall roy#roman roy#festen#festen 1998#thomas vinterberg#cinema#the celebration 1998
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local lovesick vampire calls himself the big bad but is actually the most pathetic man alive. undead. whatever. it's spike🫶🏻
#hes so patheticcccccccc i'm obsessed with his dykey ass<3 SO this is an in order playlist! bc i cant NOT organize a list#opening track kim petras in the next life to puddle of mudd's she hates me about sums up the the vibe. he is so easy to make fun of!#but also i love his earnest victorian ass as evidenced by the penultimate on the street where you live drop🥶enjoy!#its fun to get back to my roots (posting btvs stuff that gets like at most 20 interactions) feels right#my playlists#caroline.txt
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Kim to babe: Respects him from day 1, cares for his safety and is worried when he's hurt, plays detective to find out who hurt Babe and even confronts the people responsible for hurting Babe, tells babe the truth the second he finds out, encourages babe to be the best he can be at everything
Way to babe: has an unhealthy obsession with him, has lied to him for a DECADE, constantly puts his own opinions onto babe and doesn't let babe have his own opinions, TELLS BABE BAD NEWS BEFORE A RACE TO DISTRACT HIM FROM DRIVING, manipulates his every word and action, tried to sa him, plays the victim.
.......now who's babes best friend again? i think i lost the plot.......or did i???
#i will die on this hell#way can get LOST#like make it make sense#pushing my babe and kim best friend agenda everyday all day#as will i on my kentakim being sonic parents agenda because kim takes one look at his chaotic ass and goes “must protect”#not to forget my omega kim agena#babekim#pitbabekim#pit babe the series#pitbabe#pit babe bl#benzalert#thai bl#pavel phoom#benz atthanin#kimbabe
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