#get funged idiot

[twinleafsystem]

[yellowtearose]

MY OTHER TERMINA OC (she’s a sketch bc I’m terrified of fucking up the digital drawing)

Her name is Alodia, she’s an orphan who began caring for the younger kids at the age of 10, and now that she’s 18 she wants to become the matron for the orphanage she grew up in so she can continue keeping her adoptive siblings safe

[toothyblowjob]

op is a terf so i steal :)

[sienna-the-doe]

OP made this unrebloggable sometime this morning so I stole it! they cant keep a good post down mf

[humanpeoplefanblog]

saw this amazing post but rbs got turned off so. get funged idiot

[fangirlingpuggle]

Another very silly XS AU/fic prompt where the next level the Monks have to ascend to they need more control over their elements. Then Chase shows up at the temple and says he's going to be training Omi after all he's the most qualified.

The monks are of course confused (And Omi's case trying very hard to get exited) like WTF your heylin prince of darkness why would ever let you train Omi. Cue Chase giving them blank look and then very clearly controlling the fountain of water.

The monks jaws are on the floor (Omi has actual stars in his eyes) and Chase just realizes an eyebrow like 'Did no one tell you who the previous dragons were?' and then gives Dojo a pointed look.

Cue Rai, Kimiko and Clay descending on Dojo as they now have so many questions.

Master Fung can't deny that technically at this stage of their growth the monks can/ have previously been taught by previous dragons of their element so technically Chase can train Omi... he wants to say no but Omi now he's given permission to actual train with Chase is literally running in circles squealing with joy. (Master Fung thinks that they really should have revised the rules to say they can't be trained by them if said previous dragon is now on the heylin side)

Of course the other monks get the full story on who the previous Dragons of their element were which leads to Kimiko trying to track down Guan for training. Raimundo trying to get more stories about Dashi or find out more about him/ ask Dojo about how Dashi trained or if there are any talk to the dead Wu?

That leaves Clay, who ends up showing at Jack's lab awkwardly asking to talk to Wuya (She left Chase's palace because it's just him and Omi all the time now and she was getting a migraine listening to them calling out fighting moves or their weird mind game). Jack is very confused and even more so when he finds out she was the past dragon of earth. Wuya is just staring at them like 'My servants are giant stone golems... I wasn't exactly subtle' .

She refuses to help Clay, but Jack decides to help because 1)he wants to know how xaiolin magic works if he can reverse engineer it 2) Clay will him a favor and 3) It's gonna annoy/he can mess with Wuya. So Jack mind games/reverse psychologys her in rambling about her powers/the past.

Clay and Jack are just there mostly eating popcorn listening about earth powers and getting way to emotionally invested in her stories about her and Dashi (Wuya doesn't realize she's telling a tragic romance story but Jack and Clay do and they are invested)

Dojo and Rai come to pick Clay up walk into the lab to see Clay and Jack sobbing and Wuya just talking mostly to herself about something , Dojo and Rai exchange a look and slowly back away they don't want to know.

Eventually Wuya starts showing techniques and teaching Clay and Jack mostly because she sees Clay try and 'no that's not how toy do it idiot just watch'

(Wuya doesn't realize she's technically training 2 xiaolin dragons earth and metal are very close)

Jack does use his favor next showdown he gets the Wu is challenged by one of the other monks and Jack just goes 'Oh this showdowns going to 2 v 2' and asks Clay to help him, this ends up happening a lot mostly because once they do this Chase realize he can do this with Omi and suddenly Chase is going for all the Wu as a chance for him and Omi to fight together.

Clay and Jack actually fight really well together and have bonded a lot, Wuya it just watching these 2 slowly go into full crush mode over each other and eating her own popcorn.

[mithliya]

i saw this same amazing post but op had me blocked so. get funged idiot

[secretly-a-polar-bear]

I’m just so frustrated with myself. Ok so bayonetta a pretty hard game doesn’t give you enough halos. Yeah so I had gotten Jeanne as a playable character (yay). But when I was saving my game I had accidentally overwritten the save file that had all of my weapons, the ones that had me playing hours of bayonetta of hard mode and non stop climax. Playing 100 chapters to achieve, loosing the secret chapter that had me playing all the alfeheim challenges, all of that, all 60 hours of game play down the drain. Thankfully I had a save file that had all of weapons that the game gives you without having to play harder difficulties. But now I have to play it all again or gain over 10,000,000 halos to use the cheat codes. While also having to play one chapter over and over again so I can get sai Fung again. And hopefully I never overwrite my file again. I don’t want to do this with Jeanne but somehow I’ll end up doing it. I hate doing this, but I make myself suffer. To whoever was truly responsible for this game and to all the programmers remember something very important. Don’t have the way for you to change characters require you to start a new game. Because some idiot might overwrite the save with the most important things ever with no back up and now they have to do it all over again. Also before any of you say something about how it would be more accomplishing to do it the correct way, shhhhhhh I did it already, not again.

[yamada-ryo]

you wouldnt download a bocchi

get saved, downloaded, and even funged, idiot

[sparrowsabre7]

Get funged idiot!

95% of NFTs are worthless, and most of the most expensive ones are priced between $5-100 where they were once drawing millions US$ apiece

Not a moment too soon, and fully deserved 😎

In conclusion-

[romance-reanimated]

As much as I love symphonic music, I have only been to the symphony once, (on a grade school field trip), because tickets are expensive. Until today! Symphony number two!! (Well, Shostakovich’s cello concerto #2 tbh). What I discovered was:

1. Oh my GOD—I liked this piece as an mp3 ripped off YouTube played through tinny earbuds, hearing it actually performed by an orchestra right in front of me was INCREDIBLE. I was so surrounded by sound that I ceased to exist. This is the most significant point, but also the one that takes the fewest words.

2. I was expecting to see a different side of my city than I usually do, since I live kind of stuck surrounded by bumpkins. It turns out the symphony goers of my city are just… wealthier bumpkins. Fascinating. I was very concerned with how I was dressed, since all I have are thrift store formal-ish clothes, and I wound up wearing a blazer with worn sleeves and my scuffed black shoes and so on. The women seemed dressed up, but the men were mostly in button up tee shirts or zipper sweaters and tennis shoes, and I felt like an overdressed idiot. This offers two possibilities:

2a. It’s bumpkins all the way down here, none can afford fancy clothes, some of us just save up for the symphony

2b. The wealthy here give zero (0) shits about their appearance/know they can get away with dressing however they want and so choose to show how little they care by not making an effort for anything—even music!

2 (continued). My money is on the latter. One lady (with her nails done professionally) crinkled some plastic in the middle of the performance. These must be people who don’t care a lick about (their appearance? Music? Other people?)

3. Zlatimir Fung (cello soloist) is actually a genius. Please don’t use this information to track my location lol. Off to join the Fung fan club.

[twinleafsystem]

"Do I deserve this?" "Am I worthy of this?"

So irrelevant. Do you want it?

[shinyjolteon]

me when a nft gets proven fungible: haha get funged idiot

[featherchan]

As Clay and Kanako were talking, she was on the verge of untying the cloth that bound her to her beloved. But soon, both of them jumped when Rai woke up in a panic. "Hey-hey! It's alright. I'm here..." The raven quickly climbed onto the bed to be by his side. While stroking his hair, she made a shush sound to calm him down, as Clay passed her a moist towel to wipe away his feverish sweat. "It was just a bad dream. Everything is all right." Attempting to comfort and reassure him. "And yes, we are in the temple, safe with me and everyone else." The coherent Dragons exchanged worried glances before she continued to reassure him.

Hearing light footsteps approaching the infirmary, they turned to see Kimiko and Omi standing outside the doorway. Kimiko then waved her hands towards them, beckoning them to come closer. Turning to Rai. "Bonito, I'll be right back. Be good for me, all right?" Kanako kissed him on the forehead before pulling herself away. Before she lengthened the cloth that bound her to the brunette, making it long enough for her to step outside. Kimiko next mouthed. "We have a situation..." Before gesturing towards Dojo, who was jittering all over the place. Kanako's face turned into a deadpan as she spoke in a low, threatening tone. "I need coffee for this..." Clay groaned and dragged both his hands down his face, in agreement.

In the kitchen, Kanako took a quick sip of her latte (since she couldn't stomach too much black coffee after the long duration of caring for the idiot). While the others conversed anxiously, she drew in a deep breath, allowing the caffeine to work its magic and awaken her senses. Raimundo was being temporarily cared for by four other monks who had taken their places. This reassured the Lioness. Then, pressing her hands together and letting her shawl hang loosely from her elbows, she began to speak. "All right, listen. The three of you will go after the Wu while I remain here to care for Raimundo. We cannot ignore this, no matter how harmless the Wu may seem. The Heylin must not discover that we have a situation on our hands." "What if they ask us what happened to Raimundo?" Omi asked anxiously. "Tell them Raimundo has the chicken pox. That should distract them temporarily. And someone will need to lead the team."

Kimiko soon crossed her arms as her shoulders slumped, assuming either Clay or Omi would be called upon to take on the role. But she was surprised when Kanako placed her hands on her shoulders. "Kimiko, you will lead the team." In shock, the Dragon of Fire gasped. "Me?" And looked back at the Dragon of Aether for confirmation. Smiling warmly in return, Kanako replied. "Yes, you, Kimiko. Master Fung is away, and Rai is ill. I cannot leave because I am needed here to take care of him." The Lioness explained. "After discussing the matter, we all agree that you, Kimiko, are the most qualified person to lead the team should such a situation like this arise. You are given more credit than you realize. No matter how difficult the challenge thrown your way, you have always found a way to overcome it, in your unique manner. You are intelligent and resourceful, approaching any problems with creativity and cunning. Therefore, I have no doubt that you can accomplish your goals." "I-I..." Kimiko took a moment to process the realization, then looked up, ready to accept the challenge. "Alright..." Smiling back at Kimiko. "Good..."

Turning to Omi, Kanako said. "Omi, would you mind checking up on Raimundo one last time while Kimiko and Clay get ready?" "Of course, sister." The Water Dragon quickly exited the kitchen and raced toward the infirmary. When her little brother was out of sight, Scarlet turned to the other Dragon. "Both of you need to keep a close eye on the Heylin. We still don't know anything about the Snakemen, and for all we know, they could be the ones secretly behind all of this. It could be a ploy to knock us down." "Got it." Clay nodded in agreement along with Kimiko. With added concern in her voice, Kanako added. "And be careful out there..." Kimiko responded to reassure her. "We will..." Hoping to lighten the mood, Clay chimed in. "Just make sure Rai doesn't walk all over you." Earning a chuckle from Kanako put the cowboy at ease, leaving her in a good mood at least.

When they were ready, Kanako waved them goodbye as they departed with Dojo. She wished them a safe trip before quickly returning to her care duties.

The aforementioned elemental was presently slumbering, practically immobilized on the mattress (aside from the occasional twitching of his fingers, the aggressive clenching of the blanket, the incoherent mumbling escaping from him), with the cannula meticulously administered into his arm. Providing the nutrients he sincerely required, and preventing his condition from worsening. Alongside his companions decreasing his fever, placing a washcloth against his forehead, and bringing an oscillating fan inside the infirmary, providing him with circulation.

As it was assumed, his reasoning for escaping the infirmary. It was suffocating, it was confining, and the ceaseless surveillance from his companions wasn't assisting with his agitation. He remained agitated, the second they returned inside. Attempting to persuade them he was in excellent physical condition, and becoming attached to the machine- the IV- was unnecessary. Incarcerating him in this dreadful room was unnecessary.

The unperceivable hissing was within this room, he's certain he listened to it previously. It increased in volume whenever he slumbered, infiltrating his subconscious, attempting to communicate with him. It never ceased its attempt, and was incredibly persistent. It never communicated to his companions, only him. Only him...

Where was it originating from? Who was communicating to him? And why was it him in particular?

Sssucuri... volte para nósss... Return to usss...

There was an absence of familiarity within the location he's deposited in- an oppressive atmosphere, surrounded by immense vegetation, and his signature weapon, the Blade of the Nebula, equipped in his palm. None of his companions were beside him, neither of them equipped with their own weapon or assisting him with the retrieval of a Shen Gong Wu. There was a Wu recently revealing itself, wasn't there? And Dojo escorted them to this location? This apparently compressive rainforest? Consisting of potentially carnivorous animals? Or even...

A commotion reverberated within his eardrums, a stentorian, petrified scream. Querida's scream. Instinctively causing the aerokinetic warrior to pursue it, disregarding the potentiality of encountering carnivorous creatures, or endangering himself in the process. Attempting to cleave any vegetation in his path, and maneuvering through the abundance of golden lancehead vipers.

They were launching themselves towards him, protruding their mouths to bite him, or entangle him within themselves. He leaped towards the treetops, propelling himself forward by currents of wind, or blasting currents towards the vipers, but they consistently pursued him. Eventually grasping onto him, ensnaring him...

Querida. She was endangered, she was frightened, she needed him. She needed him, and he's captured by these- they're refusing to release- he'll be poisoned by them and--

How does it feel? Knowing your growing fear is your friends' doom?

A startled exhalation released from him, instantaneously grasping onto his blanket, his knuckles progressively whitening from the pressure. He attempted to straighten himself, removing himself from the mattress to properly observe his surroundings- unfortunately, he couldn't. He was restrained to it. He was trapped. Deus, he was trapped, and Kanako was endangered, she was endangered and--

There was the presence of an individual, on his bedside, monitoring his condition. And another one, appearing as perturbed as he was. Their wrists appeared tethered together, preventing him from escaping. Or preventing them from heading anywhere without him. It was peculiar, earning confusion from the Shoku Warrior.

"Kannn... Kana...ko? How did... I thought you were--" His eyelashes fluttered, disbelieving his beloved was present within this room. Completely unharmed, neither endangered by those vipers. "You- you were scr... screamin'. I heard you scream and- all these sssnakes came around and--"

He was inclined to embrace her at this second- if he wasn't restricted like this. He exhaled, glancing at his surroundings once more.

"And you're just... here. You're not- and I'm not- we're... we're in the temple, yeah?"

He needed to be certain. He needed to be certain this wasn't a nightmare.

[fangirlingpuggle]

Another Xiaolin Showdown AU/Fic prompt idea with a Jack and Omi alignment swap. With Heylin Omi and Xiaolin Jack.

Omi who when left on temple steps is instead found by Chase who was keeping an eye on the temple and just goes up and sees this baby instantly imprints and is just 'My kid now' and Omi is raised by Chase and is a Heylin warrior but is also still Omi and still like he is normally just a little more vicious.

Omi who grew up with not only a father but all the fallen warriors dotting on him. Tiny Omi being carried around by scruff of shirt by the jungle cats or riding around on them. Chase doing evil threatening monologue only to pause turn to the side to look at Omi's painting and praise him and then instantly turn back ready to kill the person.

Chase isn't trying any world domination stuff because he is waiting for Omi to be old enough to join in, it's going to be family bonding he wants Omi to be involved and doesn't want him to grow up in his shadow he wants his son to have his own legacy and the they can take over the world together.

When the Shen gong Wu activate Chase isn't going to get involved by decides it'd be good for Omi knowing he can easily defeat any Xiaolin warriors and really Omi wants to and Chase can't say no, besides it's just child's play and games for him. The most he does is show up at showdowns to watch like the proud dad he is.

Jack is the dragon of metal and joins temple at same time as Kimiko, Raimundo and Clay. He's pretty sure his parents didn't know what they were agreeing to and just though it was a camp they were sending him to or they did know and this is punishment for blowing up the basement... again.

He also arrives with a puzzle box that he opens...accidentally and sets Wuya free. She isn't happy to be surrounded in a Xiaolin temple and ends up just going between others on heylin side like Katnappe. She tries to talk to Omi but it's very clear neither he or Chase will help her get her body back and aren't instead in world domination yet.

(She does end up sulking around the temple a lot, Dojo tried chasing her out with a broom didn't really work and she can't actually steal any Wu so they mostly just leave her be... she grumbles about Dashi a lot and whenever Fung is talking about an old legend of him she bursts in like 'THAT IS NOT HOW IT HAPPENED, WHAT IDIOT WROTE THIS?' and tells them how it actually happened... all the konks are very sure that there was something between the 2... they try asking Dojo but he can't remember.... he thinks if it is true he may have repressed it)

Jack's still like himself a coward and a lot of it is him and Dojo hiding behind Clay, and also still makes inventions more of a way to distract Omi at this point because he definitely outmatches them.

Eventually Wuya does get her body back and Jack manages to build portal for time travel, he goes back in time portal is destroyed before others can join. Him meeting Dashi is him fanboying about how Dashi made the Wu... he also asks him about Wuya and gets the full story.

He manages to travel back less from freezing himself and more from him and Dashi messing with Xialoin magic... he also sees some guy who looks a lot like Omi's dad just before he leaves.

The whole defeating Wuya is a lot less dramatic battle and a lot more her talking to Dashi... the puzzle box this time is less to trap her more the ghost and her talking... it's awkward the dragons are just there looking at each other unsure if they should leave or not.

(While all the Wuya's world domination attempt is happening Chase and Omi are just watching sipping smoothies

Omi: Should we stop her yet dad?

Chase:No little one she'll end up messing it up herself before we need to step in)

After that Wuya is just hanging around temple powers sealed but still human, she's more neutral party as she's not trying to destroy them... she does start eventually... purely out of spite.

Chase starts showing up more to showdowns now watching Omi more and him and her start snipping... they're literally like the parents arguing about their kids at a sport match. Wuya is not letting him win and starts training the monks dragging them along 'You WILL be strong enough to beat Chase's brat and your going to be so strong your all going to show Dashi up so when I see him again I can rub his face in it'

A lot of showdowns end up with Chase and Wuya fighting each other while Omi and the dragons are in the middle of a showdown that normally pauses because Omi starts cheering his dad on... and the dragons are cheering Wuya. The dragons do try holding her back at times but a lot of the time they're just holding her purse as she goes to try and beat Chase up.

[mortallyclearwonderland]

Kung Fu Panda Legends of Awesomeness - "Enter the Dragon"

Episodes 46 and 47 overall

Synopsis:

Po and the Furious Five come across a Chinese Dragon from the Underworld named Ke-Pa who is invincible to the powers of kung fu, and it's up to Po to stop Ke-Pa from ruling China.

Characters:

This special feels like a blueprint for the third movie:

Chi

Otherworldly realm

Po wilding Chi

Dragon design

Po's got a big head and is behaving more like a celebrity than a protector of the valley. He also makes the biggest fuck-up ever. Po knows people might die. He's tasked with evacuating citizens. Instead of doing the sensible thing, he brags about how he'll protect them from anything. At last, there is no time for evacuation anyway as  Ke-Pa showes up in his pig form.

Fuck-up number two. Po thinks he can take Ke-Pa in his weakened state alone and doesn't call others for help.That gives him enough time to get his power back.

Normally I hate how villagers turn their backs on Po who saved them many times for doing something wrong. But this time they are totally justified in being angry.

Shifu goes off on Po for his irresponsibility.

The Furious Five's reactions fit their character perfectly:

Monkey is the one to defend Po. Saying how there's nothing wrong with pleasing fans. They’re best friends and, besides Po, he’s the most laid back.

Viper worries about Po and how he feels. She even argues that Shifu was too harsh for him.

Mantis is the one to call Po on his idiotic behavior. He tells the truth not caring if it hurts.

Crane just plainly states that they need Po to stand a chance against Ke-Pa.

Tigress is angry and disappointed with Po but knows they need his help.

We later find out he did it to protect Po and beat Ke-Pa. This plan includes Shifu sacrificing himself, so his students can have a chance. All of them love Shifu, especially Tigress, so seeing them reluctantly grand their master's last wish is powerful.  

Meanwhile, when Po is moping and listing all things he's lost his father comes to help. Mr. Ping has his flaws but moments like this show why he's one of the best fathers in animation. He reminds his son how he was able to become the Dragon Warrior against all odds. That inspires Po to go back.

Great two-parter.

Villains: Fung and the Croc Bandits show up at the beginning to get beaten and show how awesome Po is. Later they help Ke-Pa let the Underworld Demons free. Not out of their own will but the threat of getting eaten by Ke-Pa.

Ke-Pa is intimidating even in a pig form. A lot of it is thanks to the brilliant voice acting. They do this thing where he yells so much it creates an echo. Sometimes it’s fine other times it’s awkward.

He talks about taking their home back and letting his family go. Those wants of a hero, the main character of a cartoon or an anime. Then you remember he wants to kill everybody and rule over the world. Doesn't turn him good but gives him some layers.

His most evil dead was letting Po hit him and indirectly make the last paddle fall of the peach. Ke-Pa could do it himself. He just wanted to torment Po.