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A comedy in four pictures.
You know how the police found out? Because in the third picture the pizza is from a Romanian pizza shop which helped the police confirm he was back.
Apparently the cars are not only compensating for his lack of genitalia but also for the lack of braincells.
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One great thing about studying for my FINRA licenses is that now understand how margin accounts work, and what the words "margin call" mean, so that I can truly enjoy the amount of schadenfreude this deserves
Article link: https://t.co/q44o0LlrVR
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Also for the millionth time, your DNI isn't a fucking boundary so how about you block people instead of being entitled and expecting everyone to read your little list that you yourself can't even follow.
#discourse#rant#anti dni#just fucking block people#stop expecting them#to read a list#and get mad at them#for NOT reading it#people shouldn't be expected to#go to your profile and read your pinned#or whatever the fuck#just to make sure their very existence doesn't#fucking upset you#before they like#or reblog a post#the internet used to be chill#y'all are fucking#ruining it with your#dumb entitled shit#shut the fuck up and use#the block button#you immature asshat
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Orin: "... you've ruined everything! My reputation, my social standing, everything! Because of you!"
Me: *standing off to the side watching the altercation* ... Sir... this a Wendy's. And I'm going to have to ask you to calm the hell down.
A future look at “Begin Again” and
Haha
Oh nooooo
“You let your wife walk away before you made it to the fucking altar” Orin slandering Isabel? RIP
#Scrooge 2022#scrooge: a christmas carol#scroogeposting#Scrooge Netflix#Scrooge x oc#oc constance#seriously dude#i don't even know you but i can guarantee you did all that to yourself#get fucked asshat#i'd cut out your tongue just for insulting ebenezer nevermind how you treat women#give me half a chance--your tongue. your hands. YOUR HEAD is mine#make my day PUNK#i eat cowards like you for breakfast
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part-timing at mcdonalds in gotham is. a Thing. that's Very Fun.
#i am so fucking done#i don't get paid enough for this shit#only in gotham#scarecrow#also my coworker was just laughing at me the asshat#dylan grumbles
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Do you all remember a month ago when I made a post saying to Vote Blue just to be petty to STICK IT to those fuck twits.
Vote Blue to see THIS MISERABLE CUNT cry should Trump lose.
Like to talk about a DEAD WOMAN and use RACIALLY CHARGED language as well as MAKE UP LIES ABOUT BIDEN DYING???
FUCK THIS DUMB CUNT.
Laura Loomer fits right in that same camp as Trump, Melania, Don Jr, Charlie Kirk, Candace Owens, Tomi Lahren, and etc.!
#anti trump#fuck trump#fuck maga#anti maga#laura loomer#vote blue#vote harris#kamala harris#pro harris#vote democrat#get out the vote#election 2024#go vote#voting#us elections#please vote#voting is important#voting matters#non anime#FUCK THIS DUMB ASSHAT!!!
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i was just talking with my wife about this over breakfast but i rly hope this whole transvestigation paranoia becomes a breaking point because it’s insane? like i hope it snaps some people out of their transmisogynystic daze bc what are you saying? where is the limit?? are you demanding any woman who looks vaguely “masculine” take a chromosome test?!
like first their credo was that “a woman must have a vagina and uterus” but that’s not enough anymore for them, now u need to be born a woman “the right way” or you’re a man. never mind that a huge argument they have used against trans women is that they were “socialized as men” (ridiculous take btw, let’s not even get there) and as such can never understand womanhood and really be a woman okay then why are u saying that even if imane was afab and raised a girl she’s still not enough of a woman?! they’re always like “misogyny is sex-based” and it doesnt matter how a woman presents bc it’s her Biology that primes her for abuse (real takes i have seen!!!) but then say that a cis woman who was assigned female at birth is not Actually a woman bc some corrupt organisation that was accused of malpractice Maybe said she might have XY chromosomes. HELLO?! like do YOU know your chromosomes? do YOU know your testosterone levels? it’s so absurd it feels like im in the twilight zone.
also can we talk about how antifeminist it is to argue that someone is just too good at a sport to be a woman. what is wrong with you. hmm i wonder why men tend to be stronger overall? is it really just their “biology”? bc actually studies have shown that parents underestimate their daughters’ strength and do stuff for them and overall dont let them play rough while little boys are expected to be stronger and tumble. which child do you think will grow up with more muscle mass. which will grow up stronger and faster. i saw some altright men and terfs argue that it is Biologically True that men are Stronger and Faster and Better than women bc “look at the football league, the men are better”. like i wonder why?? could it be that the women��s league overall gets less funding, less intense trainings, and overall there’s less athletes to choose the best from bc on average more men pursue sports than women (for social reasons) etc.????
like how are terfs out there thinking they’re feminists. when they posts a picture of a woman of color and call her too ugly to be a “real woman”. do you see how racist that is?! i also saw them transvestigate the butch-looking polish contestant (for judo iirc) like?! “her hair is short and her face looks masculine” have u ever seen a butch woman irl. you stupid ass. and what if they’re trans btw?? ultimately it does not MATTER. olympic athletes are freaks of nature. usually they’re the best at a sport because they’re literally BUILT for it. they often have a natural advantage as well as years or practice. like what even is your argument anymore?! it’s a stupid sport competition to see who’s the best at certain sports how are u gonna determine which physical/biological advantages are okay and which arent?! y’all are one step away from requesting muscle fibers exam for black people to see if they have more type 2 fibers bc that makes them more likely to be fast. put a height limit for basketball players bc being too tall is rare and therefore unfair to shorter basketball players. banning women with PCOS from competing bc they have elevated testosterone. LIKE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THE LIMIT FOR BIOLOGICAL ADVANTAGES IS. IM WAITING.
i think the insanity of the current situation truly is the culmination of all these phrenology-adjacent trends (like mewing and the rest of the “rate me” 4chan standards, look it up), white supremacy being allowed on mainstream platforms and transphobic panic all converging into this mass hysteria. it’s genuinely fascinating from a sociological perspective but jesus christ. the fact that if imane really was trans they could have gotten her jailed or worse. WAKE UP.
terfs love to call themselves feminists yet are using racist phrenology-like standards to determine who’s a “real” woman. being hairy? big nose? strong jaw? short hair? not a real woman :). please STOP. y’all are literally one step away from saying only white women are “real women” LMAO. trans women have been saying for years that transmisogyny IS misogyny (on steroids) and it WOULD bite cis women in the ass too but y’all didnt believe them till it Actually started affecting cis women.
i am hoping this is the peak of transphobia (specifically transmisogyny) and it’s downhill from here and society progresses 🙏🏻 like let’s move ON. enough is enough
#im so done with this. terfs rly be spouting neonazi talking points. like fuck right off you reactionary fascit asshat.#and im so done with ppl like ‘imane isnt even trans’ like that MATTERS. what if she was.#it’s about the hypocrisy and ridiculousness and nebulousness and racist standards of what constitutes a ‘real woman’.#i hope this fr gets some terfs out their echo chamber and cult mentality. y’all need professional help. ur in a cult breeding mass hysteria#imane khelif#transmisogyny#olympics
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tom taylor is so fucking annoying and im tired of anyone pretending he’s not
#ik most people in my circle of dc followers/mutuals on here are in agreement on this but#daily i see ppl dickriding him and just. Enough. im not saying he’s evil but he’s so fucking tone deaf#yes this is in reference to how he responded to the dixon situation today.#you don’t thank a fucking bigoted asshole who was purposefully spreading misinfo so he could be homophobic about it#in your tweet politely correcting him. like. jesus fucking christ grow a backbone my dude#‘oh it was classy’ shut uppppp there is no reason for someone who totes themselves as such a dedicated lgbtq+ ally as tom taylor does#to publicly directly thank a bigoted asshat like dixon. there is just No Reason#it would have been so easy to just A) fucking ignore it and not give Dixon the attention#he was clearly trying to get or B) correct him about it being an edited panel and just… leave it at that!#but no. no he could not just do that.#grandpa max is god? i go to church now#anyway. its 3am and im annoyed.
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listen if we brat summer our way out of fascism I'll fuckin take it
#ravi rants#historically speaking the best way to shut down asshats that violate the social contract of tolerance is to mock them#idk man maybe I have a different perspective on all of this because I'm part of the desi diaspora#but like.... so Indians won't always obviously call out violations of social decorum#if you're making an idiot of yourself or you're making a scene. other people will stand by and let you do it.#my therapist and I talk about me coming from a high-context Asianic cultural background like I do a lot actually#because the thing about Indian decorum is that. like.#one. you protect yours. if your friend is actively intervening in on something there's a reason and it might be helpful#but two. if someone's breaking decorum.... we allow them to do so in order to figure out why.#if someone's ex is crashing a wedding and successfully gets the floor they'll get heard out#and everyone will be paying attention#because the thing is those kinds of overt violations of decorum usually happen for a reason....#Indian soap operas are A Lot™ but listen. a party might be the right time to call someone out on being abusive or manipulative#because the whistleblower can be escorted away to safety by them and theirs.#and usually you have to be able to know enough decorum to get to the point where you make a scene#and Indians respect the hustle. we'll hear you out.#the Hindu gods are notorious for being like 'alright smart guy. here's your wish.'#the gods will readily admit if they've been outwitted#but you're an idiot if you think you'll get away with fucking with the natural chaos of samsara and karma forever :)#however. there's also Hindu parables of asuras and dumbass humans realizing they fucked up and taking the L with grace#and the gods respect that#but lol. fascists aren't respectful.#Richard Spencer shut the fuck up after we all saw him get punched#conservatives are having a mental breakdown over being called weird while insisting that a cis woman is a man#and I'd like to remind everyone that the social role of a court jester is to keep everyone humble#bc dude. if you're getting butthurt over the clown ribbing you. maybe calm the fuck down? look in the mirror?#you may be a king but the larger the seat you hold#the better your toilet plumbing should be
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DO NOT go to MGH for oral/maxillofacial surgery under any circumstances!
I was given conflicting instructions on pre-surgery prep and turned away from scheduled surgery because the surgeon instructed me to follow a different set of guidelines than was on my paper (in those words; he EXPLICITLY TOLD ME to ignore the sheet and do something different) when trying to sort this out with the receptionists, the manager on duty was extremely rude and condescending and behaved like a cranky toddler when I told her that I received conflicting instructions ("I'm confused because the surgeon gave me explicit instructions to XYZ" "no. >:|" "...um, yes, he did" "No. >:|" )
They are unprofessional, disorganized, rude, and incompetent and you absolutely should not trust Massachusetts General Hospital for your oral surgery needs because they have demonstrated they cannot be trusted to give good medical care.
If you need an alternative, tufts dental school is an excellent resource. The access can be tricky but AFAIK they do have financial assistance available.
#and yes I did file a complaint#because you don't fucking get to act like an asshat and snap at patients and get nasty and combative because you think they're lying someho#I want to shoot myself in the head rn but I think I'm just gonna give up and let my tooth infection kill me#Massachusetts General Hospital#new england gothic#boston#mgh#Charles MGH#mass gen#massachusetts#trying to get this to the locals because I don't want anyone else to go through what I did with these chucklefucks
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A comedy in four pictures.
You know how the police found out? Because in the third picture the pizza is from a Romanian pizza shop which helped the police confirm he was back.
Apparently the cars are not only compensating for his lack of genitalia but also for the lack of braincells.
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Help they're turning Rachel Zegler into the next Brie Larson
#cant you guys leave her the fuck alone#like holy fuck you dont have to agree with what she said about snow white because ypur interpretation is different#but in what world is it ok to dogpile on her and just be a misogynistic asshat#if you search her name on youtube you get the most batshit crazy results this is not normal at all#why do yall keep contributing to misogynistic smear campaigns come on#rachel zegler
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how come every time i ask for advice for trans shit, some asshole comes in and tells me some stupid shit i already knew? "testosterone changes your body irreversibly." "it doesn't magically stop your period." I KNOW. I'M COMPLAINING ON TUMBLR DOT COM BECAUSE I CAN'T ASK MY DOCTOR TO INCREASE MY DOSE BECAUSE I HAVE NO FUCKING INSURANCE, DIPSHIT. I'M ON TESTOSTERONE SPECIFICALLY TO CHANGE MY BODY.
WHAT. DON'T. YOU. UNDERSTAND. WHEN. I SAY. I AM LOOKING. FOR. ADVICE. NOT. CRITICISM ABOUT BEING TRANS OR "having unrealistic expectations"?????????????
#void keith talks#ventpost#vent post#void keith vents#these people get on my fucking nerves istg#not directed at anyone except for the asshats i have to keep deleting from my comments#took a scroll though Random Asshat's blog before i blocked him and found that he had some dumbass opinions about leftism too#uuuuuggggghhhhhhhh
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? why did you get blocked on three different sites by PM seymour
Ok so
If you look at my Lore Post tag, everythings in one of the most recent posts, but basically between me joking about everything and me trying so hard to get into his videos, he has all reasons to block me
Good thing a talk on bluesky cleared the reasons for me. Oh well, my posts are not getting in his videos unless someone sends it to him
Oh fucking Well
#alex's answering machine#look i have issues. and as unreasonable as it is expecting that everyone will bend like a paperclip for me the loger time passes the harder#it gets for me to accept otherwise#PM gets a pass because he was right. i was being overzealous. he wanted some quiet.#i cant deny him that#spamming jokes about murderous cyana plushies MAY have been a bit too much#like ok i get it#my “being the embodiment of fandoms” bit is annoying once you realize it works on the assumption that everyone has known me since their fuck#ing *BIRTH*#<- why though. why being asshats about the entire thing#i call my Multiverse... well. that. because no definition is enough#so i just go with the most obvious one#(which also rolls off the tongue like a good lindt chocolate ball so like)#(həh)
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the amount of people i saw saying "oh bc i have this view/bc i voted for xyz i can't engage with your content?"
the play the victim
someone who welcomes queer, poc, disabled, etc different types of people on their account would not want to associate with someone who sides with an old man who doesn't see the above mentioned as his equal
that's like keeping a friend around who keeps twisting the knife in your back 🤷🏻♀
No because I'm so SICK of people babying theses shitty ass SNOWFLAKES. They want to be catered to after throwing us to the curb? We need to be meaner to them. We need to be vocal about how horrible they are. So many of them have gotten so fucking comfortable being horrible on main and I'm so done just letting shit like that slide. They're so self-centered and used to receiving no consequences and it needs to change.
If anything's radicalized me overnight, it's this. Fuck being the bigger person. I'm 5'1 anyways.
#anon#not to mention my MEXICAN bio dad with THREE daughters that he's trying to build relationships with has been gloating about annoying orange#like. this isn't a fucking football game you asshat#talking about secure borders like this motherfucker wasn't born over there dpmo#like. cool. you have your bullshit list but was it worth never getting to know me?#if he thought not building a relationship with me before was bad wait till he finds out i never want anything to do with him again#i've never used slurs against my parents (only jokingly with friends) but the way i'm about to lay into this m*n is insane#and he has the nerve to say “be nice”? motherfucker you voted for my rights to be taken and you want me to BE NICE? i'm gonna shoot you ist#i'm glad i didn't grow up with him because i think i'd be angrier than i am#like. this m*n doesn't know how much anger i hold in me but he's about to find out pinche pendejo#sorry to rant i'm just ANGRY#american problems
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Just saw a video showing a dog repeatedly knocking a cat down as it tried to escape over someone's low fence. Clearly the dog was playful, but the cat was hella annoyed, and kept swatting at the dog. Plus it's a cat, they are much more delicate than dogs, and it kept being dragged down bodily from the fence.
It's just a matter of time before these two hurt each other. Fucking incredible. Is it really easier to make your dog the damn cat nanny than it is to just KEEP THE CAT INDOORS?.
#the people making the video were laughing too#fuck you that's not cute#that dog can't keep the cat from escaping forever#and it's not cute how it's dragging it down harshly from the fence#they are gonna GET HURT#you fucking asshats
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