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War. War never changes.
#fanart#fanart shitposting#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#F!Leo#Future!Leo#rise leo#rise piebald#rise jennika#get dunked on nerd#what are big sisters for#than to look at your outfit#until you change it#Leo strikes me as the type to definitely copy his older sisters' style#where is Venus?#picking another fight with Donnie#for still waffling on incorporating his tech with the mystic arts#mikey is so tired#casey spoke of their mystic powers in the past tense#makes me wonder how'd Mikey keep his#or resuscitated his#saw a lot of reused gear in the movie concepts#so why wouldn't jennika reuse baron draxum's gauntlets#it's senior harassment hours and it's leo o'clock
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Now that’s what I call
Incredible Durability
#iz dib#dib membrane#iz#iz clips#invader zim#my poor insane son#haha get dunked on nerd#dib getting effed up highlight reel#sad little earth MUNKEE
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Based on a real group chat convo (I was Jingyi)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin ling#lan jingyi#lan sizhui#bonus comic#ok in my defense I was late to the convo *and* they were posting pictures of the elements (both rocks/metals!!)#my brain saw it and went “oh!! cool rocks!! I wanna pick my favourite too”. Little did I know the pie was rapidly approaching my face.#I like to think this trio makes up fun little codenames for missions. because it’s fun.#In the end they made him choose one of the elements that started with A so they could be ABC#what is the point of a group chat if*not* to set a theme and become a different power trio each month?#these three personalities in a group chat with nickname power would be chaos to watch tbh....its what they deserve#shout out to the besties who let me turn our group chat shenanigans into a comic.#they dont understand mdzs but they support my enthusiasm.#gonna put this one after the basketball comic so we go from 'balling' to 'getting dunked on'#I have elemental codenames for a good chunk of the mdzs cast but I'd love to hear other ppl's thoughts too B*) come on fellow science nerds#Maybe even tell me *your* elemental code name! For the fun of it
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Augusnippets Day 7: Waterboarding
cw: interrogation/torture, near-drowning, strangulation
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for the @augusnippets challenge // word count: 493
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His lungs screamed, spasming with a panic that took to his veins like liquid fire. No amount of logic could overcome it; there was only pure fear, desperate and animalistic. There was only the water, only the absence of breath.
They let him up.
Kaius sagged against the rim of the basin, too weak to pull himself into a seated position, and choked down all the air he could. They had him in a kneel, ankles and wrists bound behind him. With the desperation to breathe gone, the pain came back, more a roar than a trickle. A shoulder was certainly dislocated, a knee sprained at the least, the rest of him aching and exhausted. His shaky groan turned to a yelp as one of the masked men grabbed him by the hair.
“Tell the truth this time.” He shook him, and Kaius winced as the motion jostled his knee.
“Are you a cop? FBI?”
“No…”
The man struck him. “I told you not to lie. I know you're here to spy on us.”
Yes and no. They'd been sent to locate the smuggling ring. It was rather unfortunate they'd located him first.
“I don't even know who you are,” Kaius protested. It was the truth, by technicality, and apparently the wrong thing to say. His head was shoved underwater before he could snatch much of a breath. Instinct took over before he could stop it, his body thrashing, struggling, wasting precious oxygen in its fear.
His lungs gave out before his captor, sucking in water, shocking his system, making everything worse—
The hand tightened in his hair, hauling him up and throwing him onto his back. Kaius couldn't scream as the full weight on his body landed on his shoulder. He couldn't even breathe.
Somehow he managed to get onto his side, heaving up water; breathing what little he could through his stinging nose. The man rolled him onto his back, boot heavy on his chest.
“You gonna fess up?”
As the room wavered around him, Kaius briefly considered it. Agreeing that he was a cop, he was a spy. But that would only lead to more questions. What did they send you to get? Where is the rest of your team?
He couldn't give them up.
Instead of providing an answer that would only be ignored, Kaius kept silent, glaring up at his captor.
“Answer me.” The pressure increased; his teeth were chattering. Still, he said nothing.
“Little shit.” The man dropped to a kneel, one big hand wrapping around Kaius's throat. “I said, answer me.”
Damn it all. Kaius closed his eyes, willing himself to pass out quickly when the inevitable began.
He thought this might be better than the water. Less burning, less finality, but as fingers dug into the sensitive skin of his throat, another hand joining in to compress and crush the delicate bones, squeezing out any air, he realized how stupid it was to have a preference.
#augusnippets day 7#waterboarding#okay yes i know this isn't technically actually waterboarding but haha get dunked nerd#i just didn't wanna write the logistics of waterboarding skdhshjs#i jave drawn it once and it make a nice visual#strangulation#drowning whump#interrogation#torture whump#t$$ kaius#whump drabble#augusnippets
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Closure has come to me myself
You will never belong to me
#wolfwrenweek2023#wolfwrenweek#wolfwren#shin hati#sabine wren#ahsoka show#star wars#digital art#cass' gay ass art#Day 4: Howl of Affection#yeah im still doing the lyric text stuff what're you gonna do fight me??#get dunked nerd Closure by Chevelle#this had so many layers oh my goodness#we will return shortly after these Scheduled messages
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Could I trouble you to know what (if any) dark content or yandere content blogs you read? Especially any tf2 ones, I just want to know what you like since I am obsessed with your writing
i hate to disappoint, but i can't think of any other "dark writing" tf2 centric blogs. tumblr algorithm hardly ever promote fanfics, let alone ones with taboo content. it's frustratingly hard to find fellow writers, and i don't think i've encountered a tf2-centric dark writting account.
im not gonna lie. other than me and @fatgumsurpremacy-remastered i don't really know of anyone who writes tf2 content like i do. (by which i mean, in such a morbid/taboo fashion) sorry to disapoint, but personally, I like browsing the TF2 TV tropes page for TF2 and letting my sick mind run wild with pervy headcanons.
#anonymous#thank you so much for the ask! <3#i KNOW the tv tropes forums were criinge and we dunk on how early 2010s it could get#but there's still good resources there dammit!#it's not all tosh i prommy#nerd ass bitch post#anon like: 'hey any other smut authors like yr posting?' me: 'have you considered wikipedia?'
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@gifsofhubris said:
she looks so warrrmmmm
Warmer than they’re about to be!! (affectionate)
#my art#phone art#phone doodle#doc ock#doctor octopus#otto octavius#mysterio#quentin beck#spidersona#GET DUNKED ON NERDS (they're MY nerds and I love them dearly)#otto is making a snow octopus btw#I'm gonna run for my life after chucking that snowball at them <3#I couldn't resist drawing something silly
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My tiktok fyp has gotten.... Oddly specific.... vm. tiktok. com/ZGeRLfr7W/
vm.tiktok.com/ZGeRLfr7W/
CRYING, Oh mY GoD
I can't take the ghostface thirst-toks seriously I'm so sorry. Vibe on it if it works for you (I'm not judging we all have our things, I like pathetic dog people so 🤷🏻) but my personal urge is to slam a freezer door in this dudes face and then start throwing beer bottles at him.
#muscle dude in a ghostface mask:#Me: GET DUNKED ON NERD (pushing him down the stairs)#is ok you can nurse him back to health after if you want#or kick him when he's down#whichever is your preference#ask
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ok but the thing is that "hurt" is an adjective, verb, and noun. so the linguistic poeticism is still there, albeit in a slightly different way. yes, "hurt" as a description of a person's state holds true across tenses because it is indeed an adjective, but the fact remains that it's a lexicologically interesting word! personally, what i find really neat is that "hurt" is both an intransitive verb used for the person being wounded and a transitive verb for the act of wounding someone. it's an intriguing concept to think of pain as something that draws connections between people. something that weaves together victim and perpetrator in some inseparable way. that you can't hurt someone without it changing you as well. idk what exactly that says about pain as a human experience, and it's a lot of using imagination and metaphor to extract and extend meaning from language, but it's still fascinating!
#also hot take the culture of dunking on people for mistakes for the sake of likes or reblogs is a toxic part of this website#and the whole internet in general tbh#like#of course people make mistakes. not everyone has spent hours researching linguistics.#that doesn't make them stupid#your knowledgeability of grammar doesn't make you intellectually superior#maybe your pretentiousness about it actually just makes you unkind#just a thought#op was just excited about the idea that even words capture the lasting nature of pain#you don't need to belittle them and stomp on their joy just because they made a syntactical error#you can tell people they're mistaken without being a dick about it#and i LOVE linguistics and connecting with other language nerds getting overly excited about the magic of words#but having that as an interest doesn't make me inherently better than other people?#i'm not god's prettiest little princess just because i get excited about lexicology more than the average person#and all of this would still be true even if “hurt” wasn't a cool multipurpose word!!#just. people should be able to not know everything about a topic and not be ridiculed for it#horribly cheesy middle school posters were RIGHT bullying isn't as cool as you think it is#ok this post about yay words has turned into an overarching critique of the lack of human empathy and grace#time for me to shut up#linguistics#languages#language stuff#lingblr#my thoughts
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eddie bracken as orville wingait in summer stock (1950)
#don't get it wrong abigail whacking orville upside the head is during their comedy backstage 5 sec to Resolution ending rush#literal last minute conclusion crunch in unsurprising formatting lol; i chose a more peaceful gif to end on. note the prior one's [feet Up]#i hope this illustrates There Is Much Material. more clips than this & truly as good or better a role as any others to choose from here#summer stock#conveniently it's apparently wingait in the movie but via that casting news this (2023) role is wingate#tcm fancam life...we've all been there. akd talking abt meet me in st. louis like maybe i should rewatch lol. have to muddle through someho#anyways there's for sure room to like grab a little thread of plot and enhance it in this story. e.g. orville & abigail could talk Thrice#their B-plot / more idiosyncratic romance there is still >>>>>> the main JUDY & GENE one unsurprisingly even w/o a third convo lol#whoops the main guy is an asshole. judy/jane learns she loves show business so just kinda may as well be in love w/the show guy ig#like girl you don't have to be...but ofc already although her & orville's dynamic is pleasant enough she seems somewhat disinterested#while fascinatingly for our purposes though orville is framed a bit like [this NERD] he can't be too dunked on b/c [romantic B-plot]#meanwhile abigail's Undeserving Of Gene/Joe (she is but she's too good for him) qualities being just that she's been too Indulged so like#in her lack of protestant ethic farm work she's so conceited & sensitive that she wants to rest & not be yelled at???#smash cut to for real judy/jane on Opening Night like asking tentatively like oh romantic interest you're Not gonna yell at me..??#but she's been Hard Working so she will tolerate the physical AND emotional demands. but she's also more Talented than abigail#so joe need not be mean to her Anyways like. okay wild maybe we could rework that but congrats abigail for NOT ending up w/him fr#meanwhile orville's arc (joe has none to speak of save realizing he wants to make out w/this other woman now) is as clear as anyone's#extricate himself from otherwise only getting to be an extension of his father who is generally interfering / directing / demeaning him als#another ''well i don't know about that'' element in that when orville Does tell him to cut that out his dad actually just rolls with that#and becomes more amicable lol like well that does work out & it's unsurprisingly like cmon orv you can't LET him treat you like that...#and if you didn't? he'd just be like ''oh haha okay''...like is abigail supposed to be ''right'' abt uhh romance there but yet she's just#too sensitive to handle Tell Don't Ask / No Apologies? maybe; but they both end up getting to Not Stand For It lol. i think that that would#ofc still be fun to develop. whereas w/joe it's like uh maybe make him Not a huge asshole in the end / judy p much in love w/Showbiz....#abigail & orville out here decidedly Not About Nonsense....but still a bit zany ig such that after the [imagine the foley] hit: it's good#like i'm sure it's ''orville's still enough of a NERD to be chill w/that'' & ''abigail's still DIFFICULT enough to put her foot down''#['50 gender politics] we all know that couple whose flaws & idiosyncrasies allow them to Apologize & Ask & use their inside voices#and be all upset if someone's trying to demean them. unlike True Romance of the man who won't bully his wife if she earns it :')#joe could instead uhh be a harried director who's actually Wrong for being a dick to his gf (if we even include that) w/the various sources#of pressure to make a show Work but there's all this req'd spontaneity / flexibility anyways & he learns that even if he's clenching throug#it he can Not take it out on other people / Make it succeed by Making ppl do anything. & also jane reminds him of Passion for this.
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alpey and jabari's immediate matching taunts & matching decision to dramatize the Too Small because aaron is so tiny to them that only a mouse can be smaller
#THATS OUR MUNCHKIN!!#THATS O UR MUNCHKIN🗣📢‼️‼️‼️#lebron voice#to little men#this is a dunk#i love you aaron u are so cute#the holidays impact on the nba is greater than mjs adam silvers the logo etc etc all combined baby#aint got nothing on the squat to skinny siblings#jabari glancing over and copying alpey#nearly tripping and falling on his face over his stickbug legs#dillon geeking 😭#jalen screaming like LETS GO OOMPALOOMPA 🗣‼️‼️#yes the rockets may be the chatty mean girls#but they are also#the out of Touch chatty mean girls#pretty vs spacey in his own world jalen#girl who lights ants on fire for fun (dillon)#h*rry p*tter obsessed foreign exchange student alpey who the mean girls swept too late imto their friendgroup&are now suffering the effects#(alpey has like 20 nerd friends from his first day there and they keep hanging around the popular table now)#aaron is the youngest always in the shadows quiet girl who always gets hyped over nothing bcs his friends want him to have a sense of worth#youngest sibling anyways#jabari is that one girl you hate for always beating you in everything (won first chair over u in band)#but never talks to anyone when it's socializing time for the activities bcs no one wants to talk about band when theyre free#they wanna talk about getting freaky in the hallways#and jabari physically does not have the social skill points for that#theyre very dear to me
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R you implying that Brian May has never had sex? 🤔🧐
hell YEAH I AM!!!!!!
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MY UGLY ASS MAGE <3333
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HECK YEAH! LMAO HBFSGVEGFVEYV
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I have never watched Generator Rex, and I have no idea who this stinky-looking black and shock-white hair man is, but you are very correct. Sexiest barbie alive
@modisalive SEE? SEE??? GET FUCKED HES SEXY
THANK YOU FOR AGREEING WITH *ME* SPECIFICALLY
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THIS IMAGE IS SO SILLY!!! Sry to non tumblr premium accounts…
Make sure you explain how to get tumblr premium to Twitter refugees or they won't be able to see this picture
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