#get 'em ming

[hotasfahrenheit]

Ming, taking the power of the narrative of his life and story out of Tong's hands for good and coming out to his father so that he can protect Joe and live their shared truth and fight for their future:

my brain and Yai, running in screaming from the sidelines with a chair to smack Tong with:

[galaxiesovertrees]

ruoye and e-ming !

[potatosaresweet]

small moments from tgcf i think about a lot

◇mei nianqing calling xie lian "His Little Highness"

◇pei ming tenderly holding a severed leg wondering what beautiful woman it used to belong to, only to toss it aside the second he's told it belonged to a man

◇xie lian's cooking almost killing he xuan. who's you know. a ghost. a dead ghost.

◇"you sure know a lot" "no you just dont know much"

◇shi qingxuan beating qi rong after he called them a tramp

◇ling wen being accused of fathering cuocuo

◇hua cheng noticing xie lian looking at that bowl of yuanxiao and getting him some

◇"you're alive?" "i'm dead!" and "i swear to die following your Highness" "you're already dead"

◇mu qing talking about his feelings once in his 800 year long existence and immediately trying to jump into lava

◇pei ming slapping xie lian's mouth with eming

◇qi rong's cannibal bed&breakfast

◇xie lian going Well its okay none of us is normal anyway :D after seeing the 10k statues

◇that one 5D chess scene with ling wen and xie lian in the brocade immortal arc that was reminiscent of death note shennanigans

◇shi wudu making fun of pei ming and ling wen being depicted as a couple, only to see a play about him and his sibling being in love like 3 mins later

[absolutebl]

This Week in BL - All's Quiet on the BL Front

Organized, in each category, with ones I'm enjoying most at the top.

May 2024 Wk 3

Ongoing Series - Thai

Wandee Godday (Sat YT) ep 3 of 12 - I love how were getting a solid depiction of two queers just genuinely enjoying sex with each other. That’s actually rare in BL. In this case, it manages to also be weirdly adorable and cute.

Dee is such a tease. I guess Y likes a brat? 

LOOK at those bedroom eyes!

Linguistics corner: when these two are being serious, sweet, or flirty with each other they use rao/nai which is kind of old fashioned and charming and not common in BL. They move pretty seamlessly into gu/mueng and back depending on the style of convo, tho. It's FUN to hear them talk.

Let the fake relationship commence!

My Stand-In (Thai Fri iQIYI) ep 4 of 12 eps - I HAVE THOUGHTS. I'm really enjoying the sinister backbone of this show. I hope they have the courage of their convictions in that regard and lean into a kind of sexy evil revenge narrative. It was a pleasure to watch the break up and I do not want a redemption arc for Ming or a romance for us. Fuck 'em, let’s just ride a revenge train, okay Joe baby?

That’s said, I totally sniffled at the ending scene where Ming (for two years!) has been paying penance cooking for two and waiting alone. Excellent pathos. Now, I understand how they're gonna make this a full 12 eps. And I’m excited about it. Carry on!

We Are (Weds iQIYI) ep 7 of 16 - I wasn't a fan of Winny & Satang in My School President but I'm loving them in this. The thing with Q, Toey, and Chain had me hooting with laughter. I think I’m finally just easing into the relaxed absurdity of this show. The key is not to expect anything from it. Just them being tiny gay idiots.

Two Worlds (iQIYI) ep 10 fin - Someday I’d like to really enjoy a MaxNat show, but today was not that day. (I feel like ever since Between Us I’ve been generally disenchanted with established OG pairs and what they’re bringing to the table. Perhaps that’s a discussion for another day. Cherry Magic excepted, of course.) 

OK, so this final episode, they sure tried to fit a lot in. But that made the pacing better for me. So I kinda liked this weird cliff notes resolution to the story.

In conclusion:

MaxNat do a credible job with a messy script about parallel worlds, gangsters, and strange diseases cured by forest fruits. It sounds confusing because it is. The chemistry is excellent the side pair is entirely forgotten about, and one could drive a Tardis through the plot holes. Still, I found it modestly enjoyable if not at all rewatchable. 7/10 

Only Boo! (Sun YouTube) ep 6 of 12 - I do love how bold and brash Moo is. He’s truly a great character, such an utter outgoing sunshine puppy focused on his pursuit of his older boy. I'm charmed by his utter harmlessness. They gave us a sweet coming out scene, and an awesome supportive mom. Frankly GMMTV has a good track record with moms. (With a few noted exceptions, of course.)

That said, I do keep forgetting this is a GMMTV offering. It just doesn't FEEL GMMTV. Just me?

OMG Vampire (Thai Sun ????) ep 1 of 10 - Starts tomorrow, will report on sitch next week. LeeFrank are back - not unlike the undead. But how do we feel about it? Unsure given their track record.

Ongoing Series - Not Thai

At 25:00 in Akasaka AKA 25 Ji Akasaka de (Japan Thurs Gaga) ep 5 of 10 - I like it. I like our sulky 2nd lead. He’s pouty, adorable, brash, and adding some much-needed tension to this narrative. The blurring lines between show within a show is a lot of fun. Probably the best I've seen done in BL so far.

Living With Him AKA Kare no Iru Seikatsu (Japan Thurs Gaga) ep 6 of 10 - I like that we got backstory, but we also sort of already knew it. So this ep felt a bit like filler. They are wonderful when they’re on screen together but when they aren't it's a bit dull. I hope we just get them together for the next 4 eps. But this is Japan, so I doubt it.

Blossom Campus (Korea Thurs Gaga & iQIYI) ep 1 of 6 - The image resolution on this show (via Iqiyi ) is terrible. Meanwhile, awkward crush. Jock nerd pairing. Dorky. Maybe a bit too much awkward/dorky for me? I'm not sold on this one.

Meanwhile the ordering then not eating or drinking of food continues. Very upsetting.

Boys Be Brave (Korea Viki) eps 5-8fin - This show was just never sure what it wanted to be. Slacker sunshine KiSub moves in with nerd JinWoo, mostly because he knows JinWoo likes him but won't confess and that's never happened to him before. It reminded me of some earlier KBLs like Behind Cut, yes is had bones but not much flesh, so it only just hung together and progressed through not very much plot in a jerking rattling fashion like an animated skeleton. All the story and chemistry was with the side couple and none of the screen time. That just annoyed me. What did this BL want to BE? Who tf knows. I, for one, don’t care, and resolve to think no more on it. 6/10 

Blue Boys (Korea Sat YouTube) - This ended at 4 eps on a cliffhanger. Since this is a very small studio I don’t have a lot of faith in there being a part two. But they have bundled both this BL, and the GL, bingable chunks on YT. So if you want to binge it, it’s there. Just be aware that it ends on a cliffhanger.

My thoughts?

Promising reunion romances full of class and coming out struggles but I grade with what we got, not on expectations, and you know I HATE a cliffhanger. So yeah, it HAD promise but as of now it gets a 4/10 - fatally flawed. I reserve the right to change my mind if they amend for damages.

It's airing but...

You Made My Day (Thai YT) ep 1 of 5 - mini series staring the I Will Knock You couple Tar & Bom, started but I couldn't find it. I also didn't try very hard.

Lady Boy Friends (Thai WeTV grey) 16 eps - reminds me a bit too much of Diary of Tootsies only high school. Not my thing. DNF unless it turns a corner and is truly amazing.

A Balloon's Landing (Taiwan movie) trailer - A frustrated Hong Kong writer, Tian Yu, meets a Taipei street gangster, Xiang (Fandy Fan from HIStory2: Crossing the Line), and the two of them embark on a journey to find the Bay of Vanishing Whales. Along the way, they discover unexpected twists and turns and close bonds, which brings out the message that "there is always someone like you in this world who is waiting for you. This released to cinemas in Taiwan, no word on international release.

In case you missed it

A really really thorough and fascinating article on 2 Moons 2 and what happened.

Next Week Looks Like This:

Upcoming BLs for 2024 are listed here. This list is not kept updated, so please leave a comment if you know something new or RP with additions.

May Releases

VBL (Taiwan) is releasing 4 'Special Episode' epilogues to their 4 2023 shows every Friday this month on Gagaoolala, Viki & Viu. Not sure on search terms or how to find these. (Or, frankly, if we need them.)

5/10 – You Are Mine

5/17 – VIP Only

5/24 – Stay By My Side

5/31 – Anti Reset

5/25 The Time of Fever AKA Unintentional Love Story 2 (Korea movie) trailer - HoTae & DongHee are back but unfortunately not in a cinema near me. Side couple from Unintentional Love Story, same actors, same character names. I love them. I NEED TO SEE THIS.

5/28 My Biker 2 (Thai movie YT?) - trailer

5/30 Knock Knock Boys (Thai Thurs WeTV) - I'm hoping I can get it elsewhere since my WeTV account is inactive, but I do love Best and I'm interested in seeing him in a new pairing. That said, I'm not wild about Seng... so I won't be too cut up if I can't get hold of this. More here.

5/31 The Time of Huannan (Taiwan movie) - May not be BL

THIS WEEK’S BEST MOMENTS

I'm a sucker for this king of casual claiming. (Only Boo)

It me! (Wandee Goodday)

(Last week)

Streaming services are listed by how I (usually) watch, which is with a USA based IP, and often offset by a day because time zones are a pain.

The tag BLigade: @doorajar @solitaryandwandering @my-rose-tinted-glasses @babymbbatinygirl @babymbbatinygirl @isisanna-blog @mmastertheone @pickletrip @aliceisathome @urikawa-miyuki @tokillamonger @rocketturtle4 @blglplus @anythinggoesintheshire @everlightly @renafire @sunflower-positiiivity @mestizashinrin @bl-bam-beyond @small-dark-and-delicious

If ya wanna be tagged each week leave a comment and I will add you to the template. Easy peesy.

[auckie]

Honestly. Adding balsamic vinegar to something could be considered “lezzing out”. Accidentally having your phone set to the Spanish keyboard so that balsamic vinegar when typed through swype text autocorrects to ‘mi batshit vagina’ can sometimes be considered “Lezzing out”. Doing a crazy quick but shy little two step in the electrical section of Lowe’s— that’s right, that’s lezzing the fuck out. Now, not everything is lezzing out, because I think there has to be a balance for some people, like maybe, I dunno. ‘Rustic as fuck’. And they’re not always opposites, like they can happen at the same time. Installing pointless barn doors, like on a bathroom or cabinet, is not lezzing out, but it’s rustic as fuck and it sucks. Using an allen wrench is lezzing out and rustic as fuck and pretty good. Calling it that instead of a hex key are those things too. Saying minge is lezzing out but not rustic at all. No one says minge anymore and it’s a shame because it’s really funny. Yknow I took some of them fly amarita amanina whatever legal but scary, yet quaint red and white toadstool ass mushroom gummies along with bootleg adderall chewables and then chased it with an entire bottle of moscato by accident and I can admit it’s neither lezzing the fuck out of me, nor rustic as shit it’s just. I’m scared. I’m in bed scared and I gotta get up early and go to the post office and bank and I’m wishing I was just munching on minge right about now. There’s a lot of awful slang for vagina that’s really funny, like cartoon lumberjack Phil and Lil’s dykeass mom type vernacular like calling it a clam. A poonani. Gash. The ole axe wound. Chowing down on some beaver. Rippin into that roast beast manwich. Parting the meat curtains. The clandestine cloaca. When I was little I tackled a boy who thought girls shit our their vagina to the ground and held his eye open while I dropped a pinecone around it. I always tell people that story but it’s important to remember I didn’t do it because he said he thought girls pooped out their front UGH EW I forgot about front butt. Fupa. My fucking pufa. Interchangeable pussy upper frontal area and such. sorry so I didn’t do that because he was wrong about where poop came from but because he made a border joke at me. I never hit his eye; I knew what I was doing. That was lezzing out. I was lezzing the fuuuuck out in third grade dude I was wearing a fleece vest and wire frame square glasses like my life depended on it. The boot cut jeans and sketchers. Not very rustic, which is for the best. Children rarely are, nor should they be rustic as fuck, let alone at all, but boys and girls of all ages can lez with the best of ‘em under the right parenting and guidance, the right conditions.

[lazyrunawayphilosopher]

There are so many parallels in Hualian. When Xie Lian catches Hong Hong'er during the heavenly ceremonial procession to 800 years later in the Banyue Arc Hua Cheng catching Xie Lian. Xie Lian throwing away the flower Wu Ming gave him to Xie Lian getting paranoid when he realized that he lost the golden flower Hua Cheng won for him. Xie Lian comforting Hong Hong'er that his existence isn't a problem and that he isn't at fault to Hua Cheng comforting Xie Lian that he has done enough. This is not exactly a parallel but Eming is Hua Cheng's will to survive and Rouye is Xie Lian's will to die.

[respectthepetty]

🎶✨ when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool) 🎶✨

Because it's *you* asking me this, I'm going to do something better than give you five songs I listen to. I'm giving you TEN songs that remind me of some of my favorite sluts ships this year!

Alexa, Play My Ho-Ho-Hoes Mix!

Artemas' "I like way you kiss me" - Ming x Joe

I like the way you kiss me, I can tell you miss me I can tell it hits Not tryna be romantic, I'll hit it from the back Just so you don't get attached

Chappell Roan's "HOT TO GO!" - Yak x Dee

What's it take to get your number? What's it take to bring you home? Hurry up, it's time for supper, order up, I'm hot to go

Charli XCX's "Speed Drive" - Charlie x Babe

Ah, Barbie, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind Jump into the driver's seat and put it into speed drive Hot, ridin' through the streets, on a different frequency Know you know just what I mean, we're runnin' through the red lights

Icona Pop x Sofi Tukker's "Spa" - Fadel x Style

Naked bodies everywhere I'm okay, you can stare You and me, forever young With this facial made of (oh) I'm done with the club Just take me to the spa 'Cause I wanna feel the sweat From the steam room and the sauna

Britney Spears' "Do You Wanna Come (Over)?" - Anin x Pin

Do you wanna come over? (Yeah, let me know) 'Cause all I want is what you want And all you want is me Yeah, all you want is what I want And all I want is you

Slayyter's "Gimme More" - Tyme x Great

Let him toss my lettuce with the salad on the side

Tate McRae's "2 Hands" - Jack x Joke

I just want your two hands on me at all times, baby If you let go Better put 'em right back, fast Want your two hands on me like my life needs savin' Let 'em all know Can you do it like that? Yeah

BIBI x Jackson Wang's "Feeling Lucky" - Ho Tae x Dong Hui

Somethin' about the way you kiss it Don't ever stop, you know you started some You're on the spot, I'm feelin' lucky Go 'head and touch it, if you want it, baby, keep me comin'

TIMETHAI's "Hit Me Up" - Phaya x Tharn

I'm gonna make you scream like, ooh-ooh-ooh 'Cuz all I want is you-ooh-ooh I'm gonna make you staying up, up, up all night Oh, baby girl, we gonna fuck, fuck, fuck all night

Kim Petras' "Head Head Honcho" - Elyes x Pat

I'm the head, head honcho I make the boys come pronto

BONUS:

Sophie Ellis-Bextor's "Murder On The Dancefloor" - Tan

It's murder on the dancefloor But you better not kill the groove DJ, gonna burn this goddamn house right down

[lattexalmond]

Top 10 2024

This has taken me weeks to figure out and put together. I really was not thrilled with shows this year. At first a majority of the shows were the short Japanese shows, but I felt like that was too simple so I went back and I thought about a lot things. Anyway here it is. Crazy how 3 shows from the end of the year made it into the top 😂

Also thank you bestie @gunsatthaphan for taking the time to make my gifs. You're the best! 💜

My Stand In was phenomenal. I couldn’t not give it the top spot. The story was so interesting and the acting was fantastic. Not only Poom, but Up just blew me away. I loved the way he played Ming. I was obsessed. Also Mek definitely had a blast playing the bad guy. Overall, highly recommend this show. It had a lot going for it.

Fourever You was the surprise of the year for me. OH EM GEE. I was obsessed from day 1 and as the show continues my love never wavered. It was so cute and so thought out. The characters had so much depth. There was so much story. The acting was so good. Chemistry on point. I can’t recommend this show enough. I love both couples equally which was shocking, but it’s just so good. Also spoiler alert the sweetest grandma characters. They always win me over with those as I was very close to my Bea Bea. Anyway please watch this one if you want to be all feelsy.

Miseinen: Mijukuna Oretachi wa Bukiyo ni Shin kochi or Our Youth, this show was something else. It is on the opposite end of the spectrum from Fourever You but wow was this powerful. There was so much angst, but I loved it. The development of the characters and their relationship was so interesting. Everything about this show was just wow. Their chemistry was also insane. TW abusive parent.

Century of Love was so fun! First of all, the chemistry between DaouOffroad is INSANE! I love them so much. This story was so interesting. I am a sucker for a good love story. This show just kept you hooked. The acting and characters were all phenomenal.

Only Boo was just such FLUFF. The two newbies SeaKeen did a great job. The story was interesting and I had a blast with them. I love the corny flirting and all the jokes. Also Book was there and I love him so there is that. Double also Milk was a side character.

Knock Knock Boys was just so fun. I was very iffy on the whole plot of the show at first, but my heart was stolen by Latte and then Lattealmond(hence the url change) I just loved them. Freaking adorable cutie pies. The story was so fun. There was lots of crack energy. I had a blast.

Two Worlds which is probably so controversial because I know it did not get a lot of love. I just enjoyed that the story was different. It was a little confusing at times, but I am a sucker for Nat Natasit. I just want to pocket him. MaxNat had great chemistry as always. I had to include it in the top.

We Are was not my favorite show by any means. I was pretty mid on it while it was airing. I am a huge AouBoom bias though and therefore I had to include it because Tan was not only my favorite charcater, but TanFang were adorable. All the couples were fine. The friend group was adorable. It was just a fun little show. Everyone delivered.

Summer Night I mainly watched for Mr. Dunk Natachai. I looooved his character and then of course my little nerdy side bl couple JewelTan. They were the cutest!! I'm a huge Harry Potter girl so the fact that they referred to it a lot really stole my heart. Just a warning the main story is really slow at times. I tended to fast forward lmao. Phuwin did not have the best chemistry with Parn.

See Your Love starts off very slow. This is definitely better as a binge becaue week to week was a little brutal. The story is so wholesome though with a side of the Taiwan heat. I had to round it out because the mains chemistry was FIRE!! It really reminded me of Kiseki at times.

So I do need to add that I loved Living With Him, Takara No Vidro and Sugar Dog Life. They were all very low heat and all very adorable. I really seemed to favor Japan this year lol. I also feel like I did not watch nearly as many shows as usual. I am still finishing The On1y One and Spare Me Your Mercy so I did not add them. Anyways this was fun!! Let me know your thoughts if you would like. I know I tend to disagree with people a lot. Lol

[florizzia]

FLORIZZIA apresenta: Liu Qingge e os discípulos de Qing Jing. [FLORIZZIA presents: Liu Qingge and the Qing Jing's disciples.] - Part. III

Shen Qingqiu - COMO ASSIM VOCÊ PERDEU A MINHA SUCESSORA E MEU DISCÍPULO CHEFE EM UM NINHO DE SUCCUBUS?! [HOW COME YOU LOST MY SUCCESSOR AND HEAD DISCIPLES IN A SUCCUBUS NEST?!]

Liu Qingge - NÃO FOI MINHA CULPA, ELES ESTAVAM LÁ E QUANDO ME VIREI JÁ NÃO ESTAVAM MAIS!! [IT WASN'T MY FAULT, THEY WERE THERE AND WHEN I TURNED AROUND THEY WERE NO LONGER!!]

Shen Qingqiu - E VOCÊ SIMPLESMENTE DEIXOU ELES LÁ?!!!! [AND YOU JUST LEFT THEM THERE?!!!!]

Liu Qingge - OBVIAMENTE NÃO! EU SÓ VIM TE BUSCAR PORQUE VOCÊ LIDA MELHOR COM AS MULHERES! [OBVIOUSLY NOT! I ONLY CAME TO GET YOU BECAUSE YOU DEAL WITH WOMEN BETTER!]

Shen Qingqiu - SEU BRUTO SEM CÉREBRO!!! Céus, eles devem estar tão assustados, sozinhos, machucados... [YOU BRAINLESS BRUTE!!! Heavens, they must be so scared, alone, hurt...]

Luo Binghe - Shizun, por favor, acalme-se... 😰 [Shizun, please calm down... 😰]

She Qingqiu - NÃO ME DIGA PARA FICAR CALMO! EU ESTOU COMPLETAMENTE CALMO- [DON'T TELL ME TO BE CALM! I AM COMPLETELY CALM-]

•{Enquanto isso...[Meanwhile...]}•

Ming Fan - [...] E é por isso que eu implicava com ele. [[...] And that's why I picked on him.]

Succubus #1 - Cara... Bullies to Lovers é um péssimo plot, garoto. [Man... Bullies to Lovers is a terrible plot, kid.]

Su Qiao - Foi o que eu disse! Mas ninguém me escuta naquela seita!! [That's what I said! But no one listens to me in that sect!!]

Ming Fan - Oh, e quem é você para falar do meu plot de relacionamento?! Hein, senhorita "poligamia com falha de comunicação" e "maluco obsessor"?! [Oh, and who are you to talk about my relationship plot?! Huh, Miss "polygamy with miscommunication" and "crazy obsessor"?!]

Succubus #2 - Agora, isso sim é um tópico quente. [Now, that's a hot topic.]

Succubus #3 - Meh, não gosto muito do plot de falha de comunicação. [Meh, I don't really like the miscommunication plot.]

Succubus #1 - Espera, volta na parte do obsessor- [Wait, go back to the obsessor part-]

[user-needs-new-hyperfixation]

TGCF Season 2 Episode 4 thoughts:

Hua Cheng and Xie Lian are so endearing with their flirty little games. Somehow they encompass both the easy comfort of an old friendship and the butterfly-flustering of a new crush and I love it. (Also lmao at Lang Ying just...there while they flirt.)

Wind Master is so tall and buff and I just love how Gender he continues to be? He looks so good. Also she is the kinda girl to immediately get rid of her bra upon entering the house, relatable king.

ALASKAN BULL WORM

"your San Lang"

OKAY SO I HAVE NEVER BEEN MUCH OF A BEEFLEAF SHIPPER BUT I MIGHT BE NOW. I was NOT expecting Buff Shi Qingxuan dressed like a dancing girl carrying pouty bottom pillow princess Ming Yi. I've always interpreted Ming Yi as having broody top energy like Lan Wangji. For some reason that little bit where he's sulkily turning his heaad back and forth while Shi Qingxuan teases him just completely rewrote how I interpret the whole damn ship lmao

No lap fall. 😭 So so sad. 😭 But there's blood on Xie Lian's sleeve in the preview so we're still getting Eming accidentally hitting XL and crying about it and HC and XL being all apologetic to each other, hopefully.

[tamaruaart]

Appreciation time for your mutuals!

LETS GOOOO

@camhues Amazing OCs, BEAUTIFUL ART- (I am married to Ling) Absolutely love all the stories she has for her girlies! Cam is honestly so wholesome big sister vibes (I also think Cam was actually one of my first moots lol!)

@doppel-doodles Bro, BROO- My long lost chaotic raccoon sibling. Absolutely love all the OCs, Mengtao is SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIE 😤😤 Gosh, I wish I could play cotl so we could both fangirl together, but I'm BROKE- Anyways ye, GO READ STRAYS AND THICKER THAN BLOOD I PROMISE YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT.

@lallxrona / @intpandlgbt My sista from anotha mister- AMARA GIVE ME A CHANCE. PLEASE. Absolutely love all the OCs, that's a given- Love the lore as well! Jadeflower and the Jada and Beam duo- They give me LIFE. They were there for me in my darkest moments 💪😔

@itsalice3940 Alice. Bestie. Are you the sweetest person on earth or what??? Ming is such a cutie, I'm also very intrigued by her ancestor 👀 Also, Liana, home girl- The way you simp for my two idiots (Khio and Tharos) is embarrassing- /lighthearted

@yingjiaoyue AGHHH I LOVE THIS COMIC SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭 Genuinely such good writing. Jiao Yue is an absolute queen, I would treat her better than stinky emo monkey and Disney channel villain wannabe (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠）(also the whole 'two Syaorans' situation is so funny to me-)

@littlethingsrae even though we don't really talk much, I genuinely really love Rae's stuff! The characters, I LOVE JIN- Also Jin and RedSon are so CUTEEEEEEEEEEEE 😔

@brave-little-rat-girl my FIRST ever moot :0 Absolutely love all the stuff, Ayla is amazing lol- The art is also extremely well done! They nail the LMK art style PERFECTLY-

@vanilachai Another moot I don't talk to much :0 I love all the OCs though <3 Also I think it's funny how we share the same nickname lol-

@hahawasabi AGHHHHHHHHH- (affectionate) Doppel's opa, with all due respect, you have raised a monster- Also, I am genuinely so thankful for that time you helped me with Filipino surnames <3

@glitch-pep MOJ HRVATSKI BRAT/SESTRAAAAAAA WOOOOOOO- Kak si mi bestiće lol? Nismo odavno popričali- Svejedno tvoj blog je moj safe space <3 (Ovo nitko drugi neće moći razumijeti lololololo 😭😭)

Now, I have like- A LOT OF FREAKING MOOTS- So I couldn't fit all of em in this post :'D Anyways, if you're one of the moots who didn't get mentioned- I'M SORRY BESTIE 😭

[setsus-girlfriend]

How Gnosia characters would react to you having a tapeworm

Setsu: …A tapeworm? OK…lets see if we can investigate the cause of this. Yeah, let's do it. We still dont know everything for certain, but I know we'll figure it out. Hehe…this is actually kind of nice. Spending time with you, I mean.

Gina: Oh… I'm sorry… I'm sure it'll be OK…

(Gina is lying…)

SQ: Um… a tapeworm? Aren’t those like, suuuppper good for losing weight and stuff? You’re like, soooo lucky, can you like, lend him to me afterwards?

Raqio: Hah, a tapeworm? Seriously? You'd have to be brainless to get one of those. I suppose its not surprising you got one then, [Player].

Stella: Oh, my… thats horrible… let me know if you need assistance, [Player]. I want to support you as best I can..!

Shigemichi: Woah, a real tapeworm? For real? Thats crazy, bud! Lemme know if ya got any troubles, y'know? THIS guy'll take care of em, no sweat.

Chipie: A tapeworm, eh? Haha, lemme know if theres anything I can do to help ya.

Comet: Oh man, you got a tapeworm? That sucks. Try drinking water or something? I heard that helps. I think.

Jonas: Hark! Fear not, dear comrade. It is I, JONAS, who shall help you in this dire matter. Such a worm hath NO CHANCE against me. SUCK IT, WORM!

Kukrushka: Kukrushka smiles warmly, as if to say, "everything will be alright, I'll handle this." Her demeanor shows this much.

Otome: squeak Oh no…thats horrible. I'm so sorry! Um…I hope you feel better soon.

Sha-Ming (Male MC): What the hell? That's disgusting, why are you telling me this crap? You screwed yourself over, not my problem…

Sha-Ming (Female MC): Haha, y'know, I've always been kinda into tapeworms. I could give ya little help down there, if you want. C'mon, don't be shy…

Remnan: …What? Why… why are you telling me this…?

Yuriko: Hehe… I see karma has taken its retribution on your sins, then.

[sidecharactersdomatter]

Thoughts I had during TGCF S2 Ep 7

One more half left to go!

Previously on TGCF…

-He’s squeezing his fist tight 

-Honey, the reason he’s not demanding requital cause he knows you never meant to cut him with E Ming

-What’s wrong is both man and sword are still upset for that mistake

-E Ming: No let him pet me!

Hua Cheng: Leave it!  It’s fine

E Ming: No I’m not! *sobs more*

-*Hua Cheng smacks E Ming*

E Ming: OWWWIIIEE!

-Hey that’s sentient mystical weapon abuse! I’m filing!

-Hua Cheng:Because it’s always crying!

E Ming: Because you don’t want to be vulnerable in front of him!

Hua Cheng: Useless

E Ming: NO I’M NOT!  

-See, there’s the sensory overload I was talking about to me that would be pain in your ears

-He still has the dice!

-That explains a lot

-“Hello Again” HAAAAAAAAAH

-“Oh come on Hua Cheng, teleport into Heaven.  *Tosses out soggy carrot* Sweep him off his feet, carry him off in style.” - Little John, Robin Hood (1973)

-And then the brain cell starts getting tossed around like a volleyball

-Well you know as they say, Heaven’s got a lotta stuff, a pair of dice ain’t one of them.  Also, pair of dice = Paradise, props.

-It’s the transmutation technique from the Fullmetal Alchemist series

-And then Feng Xin literally just went, ‘YOINK!’

-It’s a four!

-In they go

-There go the eardrums

-Could’ve told ‘em that earlier Qingxuan

-And four is the Chinese number for ‘Death’

-When you accidentally stumble into the opposite gender’s gym locker in junior to high during a tournament

-Not in the sauna!

-Try a badger mole’s tunnel

-Still could’ve told ‘em that earlier

-Now Mu Qing rolled a four

-That hair flip Mu Qing just did

-What are you doin in my swamp?!

-Gator boys!

-That lizard just blasted off

-Hadouken

-They’re just tossing swamp water at each other, that’s mature

-And even the gator people got scared

-Literally all the junior officials sneaking into the telepathic matrix:  FIGHT!  FIGHT!  FIGHT!  FIGHT

-Also:

NAN YANG!  NAN YANG!  NAN YANG!

XUAN ZHEN!  XUAN ZHEN!  XUAN ZHEN!

-And every other official just started another betting pool

-Qingxuan’s the only sane god in this pickle

-Just imagine the Gaang rolling the dice

-Yeah that’s pretty

-A water droplet

-Hey no interrupting!

-The same dark sword

-He does

-His huge ass goddang sword

-Round 2!

-A sword fight that could have the energy of Sokka vs. Piandao

-Hua Cheng gasped!

-The wind

-“Forget the forgotten” what Jun Wu told him in Ep 1

-His eyes glowed

-Ruoye just evilly grinned

-A.  Yeah I was wrong on the fight comparison with the sword duel in Atla book 3

B.  THAT’S IT!!!

-He spared your life be grateful 

-“All’s fair in love and war.”  Was that one of Sun Tzu’s teachings?

-Like the Crimson Rain Sought Flower

-“The perfect being you crafted in your mind is only just that.”  Well that’s a good lesson because in reality nobody’s actually perfect.

-“I never was that person.  Believing I was will only disappoint you.” That last sentence is also great advice for how we revere certain famous people.

-That old conflict and prejudice

-Scapegoats are never good

-Thank you Mengyou

-Another genocide prevented

-Mengyou wants to move forward instead of staying in the past

-It’s official, Mengyou is the MVP of Season 2

-Power is also knowledge aside from duty.

-He smiled as Fang Xin

-Thank you Fang Xin and Mengyou

-He was a good ruler

-He lied!

-Why did he kill the previous king and queen of Yong’An

-Literally any of my TGCF OCs witnessing Xie Lian laughing and then crying: Is he ok?

Also I heard about Xie Lian being indecisive on laughing or crying and another TGCF OC will be like: Laugh or Cry?  Just pick one!

-Hua Cheng knows he is not ok

-It’s like a Matryoshka doll and a punching dummy had a small ancient Chinese uptight baby

-That 3D dice toss and teleportation

-A cave

-He took his sword

-There’s no where to hide

-The orcs from Tolkien’s fantasy novels

-He doesn’t have the will to fight

-Smurfs

-Ghost disguise Hua Cheng and Xie Lian are instant sketching inspiration!

-They look awesome!

-Qi Rong mention

-In other words, Qi Rong sticks a blue candle on all his ghost goons and calls it a day

-Dumb as a sack of stones

-He’s got fangs!

-Who’s he gonna meet?

5 episodes left! 2 more acts left in chapter 1 of The Scrap Immortal and the Avatar

[sollucets]

i know it’s more complicated than this. it’s about being an old gay and looking at the new ones and going ‘but that’s not safe!!!!’ even as you really want to be happy for them, it’s about power and socioeconomic status and fear and fear, but i do think down at the emotional heart of it i’m right too. jim wants li ming to be happy, and because he isn’t and because he doesn’t really understand li ming, he thinks his nephew won’t be either. so he hurts him worse

sigh look. jim doesn't want li ming to be like him because he doesn't like himself and isn't happy. i get it. i do not have to like it

[good-vs-evo]

not to expose myself as a cavetown fan (HDJFJS) but i was listening to alone from his new album (i added it to xie lian’s playlist a while ago) and it hit like so much harder now that i finished the books

⚠️ spoilers for book 6!! (i think) (white calamity arc) (anyways) ⚠️

"I feel like I bought all my friends Am I your bud or your boss?"

this one reminds me of when mq left and xl started kind of panicking. he thought mq left because he didn't care enough to stay now that he wasn't getting paid, and gave his last valuable possession in an attempt to ensure that he would stay. he doesn't have a great sense of whether or not what he had with mq and fx was friendship (IT WAS BECAUSE I SAID SO AND BECAUSE THEY SHOW EACH OTHER SO MANY TIMES THAT THEY GENUINELY CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER) and he thought he had to keep paying fx off.

but fx was genuinely sticking around because he was loyal and because he cared about what happened to xl :(

"I'm wanting to beg 'em to stay I'm wanting to be who they choose But still I keep pushing away From people I don't wanna lose"

xl truly did not want to lose fx after everything that happened. he lived in that constant state of fear that fx would disappear and he'd be alone, and did so much to try to make sure it wouldn't happen.

in the end, the anxiety and fear was too much for him and he pushed fx away for good. he described the feeling of freedom of that fall. he was the one to cut fx off and make him leave, and it gave him the power. he made the decision and he made the final move, and when fx left he didn't ever have to think about how he might've felt if fx was the one who left him of his own will.

"Isn't it fun to be alone? Isn't it what you want? Isn't it something you've been looking for? Isn't it fun?"

after slowly pushing everyone away and ending up entirely alone, and after everything that happened with wu ming, xl would've never admitted that it wasn't really what he wanted. not after wu ming. so he kept acting like that was what he wanted, like he wasn't feeling lonely, like it didn't hurt, because he wanted to feel pain and suffer for everything that he took as his own blame. he saw it as his fault, all a product of his own foolishness and selfishness and naivety, so the loneliness he chased was his curse to bear.

SORRY IF THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE OR. IS INACCURATE. I'M JUST YK GOING INSANE W MY THOUGHTS JAHSDGFASD

[mr-double-downer]

90s rap beat starts

My name is Panzr and I'm here to say I like teen girls when they're underage

I like em cause they're more mature than me And they havent even gone through puberty

I can show them my muscles and my posts are cringe I wanna stick my british cock in their minge

My beats are tough and my rhymes are raw the only lingerie they need is algebra (homework, that is)

I take the subway, Costs me seventeen pence to find a new victim with my Nonce-sense I see her down the street playing with her friends But then the bell rings and recess ends I break into her house and her panties are frilly I get so turned on I have to jerk my willy I get caught and go to jail, that's really not neato But what do you expect for tumblr's favorite pedo?

good lord someone make a not like us meme for this.