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This is what today felt like to me
#rains rants#phone doodles#german stuff#politik#english nonsense#current events#oh gods oh fuck don't breach containment fuck#I was being dramatic for the funnsies btw. no our government didn't collapse collapse#our governing coalition just broke apart and they don't have the majority anymore aka governing will be difficult until the reelections#to say it short and nicely
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#BundesTag#headlines#german stuff#(news in short for the international followers: There's a lion on the loose in Berlin. no it didn't escape the zoo no one knows where from)
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♥︎my favorite Vampire Kisses book covers♥︎
#THE GERMAN ONE WITH SHORT HAIRED RAVEN OMGGG#vampire kisses#raven madison#goth#goth girl#2000s goth#mall goth#gothic books#gothic#gothgoth#dogma2323#bookposting
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We all know who wears the pants in the relationship
@katzenklavierr for the art 😋
#dude for a whole week this teacher has been showing up in increasingly more absurd costumes#Today was snowwhite yesterday was a hotdog#And the day before he was a little German boy shorts and all#Its so funny cause' he's like a middle aged white man#ITS NOT EVEN SPIRIT WEEK EITHER 😭😭😭#red vs blue#rvb#rooster teeth#rvb church#edit#rvb tex#chex#rvb chex#rvb beta#rvb alpha#halo#edits
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More Fem Kurt!! since her adoptive mom is Romani I think she’d be very close to the culture :D
#🩸🤡 art#doodles that I put way too much effort into …#I did draw this to make me feel better after … recent events#I call her Ada because it’s short like Kurt and also has German and Turkish origins like Kurt#(the name Kurt not Kurt Wagner)#I hope yall like her tho 🥺#kurt wagner#nightcrawler#xmen fanart#x men#kurt wagner fanart
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New project!!!
A sweater for niece with some pink hearts (the pink is hand dyed, I wanted to go for a soft pastel pink, with confetti like other Coors (blue, gry, violet) but moved the yarn way to much 😅)
Here is the free pattern:
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Occurred to me just today that that one Hamburg audio where John Partridge plays Munk would obviously include John Partridge singing Pekes.
And like. I was expecting him to make a noise I'd never heard a human being make before for the 'NO' line, because that's just what he's like live, but even so. that. still caught me off guard
#cats fan on main#cats the musical#nothing to be done abt that short blip during the scottish part unfortunately#its in german also if that wasnt obvious#aud
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instagram.com/chillpolyamory 2024/04/15
#chillpolyamory#genevieve#german girl#tattoo#inked#heavily tattooed#inked girl#collar#collared girl#chains#short hair#sleeves#sleeve tattoo#blackout sleeves#full arm tattoo#floral tattoo#blackout#blackout tattoo#flowers#polyamorous#polyamory
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Das Portrait (1966), dir. May Spils
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"Her legs ran all the way up to heaven and past Avalon"
More König x tall+curvy!reader ( ´ ∀ `)ノ~ ♡ Lovely young thing like you, it's so hard for an older guy like König to not feel a little insecure when he sees you talking to other men, even if they are his friends.
MDNI
Also poorly translated German because it's fun and I enjoy making a fool out of myself
"I like these."
König walks up behind you while you fix your earring in the mirror. You shift your eyes to see that he's holding the tallest pair of heels you own. Probably wants to show off the tall, pretty stallion he got for himself. You slip them on and head to the party.
It was a very relaxed get together held in someone's apartment, soft music with the hum of different conversations fills the space. He introduces you to his friends, shaking their calloused hands. There's pleasant chit chat while König walks off to grab you a glass of wine. The obvious question of your height comes up, there's a whistle and joke about König wanting to make his own Olympic basketball team when you answer. You laugh, chest jiggling slightly in your low cut dress. Without you noticing, the blonde one (what was his name? Krueger?) steals a quick look at your cleavage, couldn't help himself. König comes back, strong hand placed on the small of your back while handing you a glass. You swear there was a tense moment between him and his friend but you ignore it, continuing your conversation about the potential giants you might raise with König to the rest of the group. The drive home is quiet,
"Is something wrong?"
You look at him, his knuckles white gripping the steering wheel.
"Nein, mein Engle."
He reaches over and squeezes your thigh, keeping a firm grasp there until you get home. He doesn't even let you put down your purse before he makes you put your hands on the wall, using his foot to slide yours over to open your legs. You hear him quickly undo his slacks,
"Bist du mein Schatz?"
He asks, hiking up your dress to around your waist, rubbing himself between your cheeks.
"Of course I'm yours."
You're confused because he only uses German around you when he's upset. Slams into you, not giving you any time to adjust to him. You yelp his name chidingly. He doesn't pay attention to your pleads to slow down, just pounds orgasm after orgasm out of you.
"Du willst, Dass ich so Weiterfahre? Wünschst Du Dich so Sehr, Dass ich Dich ins Wahnsinn treibe?"
You barely register the words he tells you, he didn't teach you half of the things he just said.
"Yes, keep going plea-"
He bites your neck hard enough to make you gasp, sucking hard enough to leave red marks that will definitely bruise later on. His fingers knead into your breasts, the same ones his friend were ogling. No one gets to see you like this, only him. He's at this for hours, sweat dripping off both your face and bodies.
"No more, please König."
You're beyond the point of exhaustion, every inch of your body is covered in marks.
"Ich benutze dich, wie ich will, mein Schatz. Du gehörst mir."
His words send a chill up your spine, this isn't ending anytime soon. He's had you in every position one could think of, staring at your body like he's engraving every curve into his mind. He leans down to painfully leave more hickeys on your chest, ignoring your whimpers. Just when you think he's done, he sits you right on him, guiding your hips up and down. You can't think straight, actually you haven't formed a single thought in hours. His pretty blue eyes roll back so much, you're afraid they'll stay like that.
"Ich will dich ganz und gar, für immer, dich und mich."
Makes you say it back, because of course you belong to each other, don't you? Fit together just like puzzle pieces. He enjoys this position because you're tall enough to have your chest infront of his face. He doesn't even suck on your nipples, literally just sloppily makes out with them. He pushes your breasts together so he can fit both nipples in his mouth.
You're struggling to hold yourself up while he bucks his hips into you. Your arms give out, face first into the mattress and he's still as relentless as ever. It's hot, it's sweaty, tests his endurance that he's been conditioning for years. He's been quiet, too quiet. You look and he has a face of pure ecstasy, drooling. You think you have an out, finally a chance to give your poor pussy a break. You take deep breaths and slam your hips up and down, drawing out grunts from him with each stroke.
"Gott im himmel-"
His voice cracks. It hurts, but you have to end this. Now. You go faster and he wraps his arms around your waist, giving you an anchor to leverage yourself so you can rock back and forth harder and faster. You clamp down on him and he groans, your name crashing out his mouth. He pumps into you, hot thick ropes spurting into you over and over. You try to lift yourself off of him but he grabs your ass and holds you there.
"Mein Engle...Mein Eigentum...Ich will dich, alles für mich."
You groan, you're all his, his territory to keep all to himself. He flips over, putting all his weight onto you, pinning you in place with his dick still inside. He falls asleep like this. His angel. His property. You and him, forever.
#konig x y/n#you enjoy my nonsensical german yeah?#read it and cringe#i enjoy seeing you wince#short stuff#cod x reader#cod#cod mw2#konig call of duty#konig cod#konig x you#konig x reader#konig mw2
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Marie German
part 1 / 3 (part 2 , part 3)
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Land Rover Defender 90 "Marine Blue Edition," 2023. A special edition of the short wheelbase new generation Defender for the German market.
#Land Rover#Land Rover Defender 90#Land Rover Defender 90 “Marine Blue Edition”#Marine Blue Edition#special edition#short wheelbase#2023#blue#4X4#SUV#German Market
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A few shots from the Cities of my little southern-Germany trips I already did in this Spring. The Shots are from Munich, Heidelberg, Mannheim,Ulm and Stuttgart.
Obviously they were on different filmstocks, I‘ve shot with different cameras, so it‘s a bit of everything 😅.
Bit its basically Canon A1/ AE 1 and the Voigtländer Vito CLR with Fuji Color, Kodak Gold, and some ISO 400 stocks.
#film photography#35mm photography#analogue photography#vintage aesthetic#35mm film#retro aesthetic#black and white#retrowave#canon photography#35mm#stuttgart#heidelberg#mannheim#ulm#ulmer münster#munich#münchen#germany#kodak film#fujifilm#iso 400#trending#viral short#one shot#sunset#road trip#traveller#traveling#trip#german castillo
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well what family doesn't keep a secret vampire family member hidden deep in in the basement /s
EDIT: Rest of the comic is now under the cut!
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BONUS:
#first fullpage comic in my new sketchbook woooo 🎉#poor rune. accidentally hibernated for 20 years and he didn't even do it on purpose.#you can tell by the fact that he went to nap in his freakin pajamas#as you do when you go to sleep#but then this time he just. didn't wake up. and his family assumed it was on purpose. so they just let him???#oops?????#yes munch is a surname that's been used in norway - especially in towns that had historically had contact with german merchants. fun fact#so while his dad was originally literally a windenburg townie from the sims 4... it still works#oh yeah the way i am handling language in this comic. do keep in mind it is set in norway and the canon language is actually norwegian#so while any dialog usually gets masked with english so you may actually understand wtf people are saying#text on objects do not get translated. because they're a part of the world and stuff. it's the way people see them. that makes sense right#(don't even get me started on my complex relationship with written norwegian. long story short: it is a pain)#EDIT: now with the full comic under the readmore
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Me too, Sam, me too.
#shoot from the hip#sam russell#I crave affection#the commentary on this short was hilarious#side note tom was so cute as the farmer's daughter#seeing tom play a female character who isn't oddly sexy and/or german is a little weird ngl
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what's happening in germany?
The neoliberal minister of finance, the biggest ego and money driven douchebag you can imagine, Christian Lindner (FDP) was FINALLY fired by our chancellor Olaf Scholz (SPD) yesterday for constantly blocking and working against the government coalition by Scholz's most flaming speech so far (not very he's northern German, but he read him to filth). This however means that SPD-Greens are now a minority government coalition and he'll have to ask for a vote of confidence, which will lead to new elections earlier than planned and this will probably lead to a more conservative government :|
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