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thatswhywelovegermany · 2 months ago

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Schade.

#german humor #german pun

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handwerkstatt · 2 years ago

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Reh-cognice

#german pun #aus der Wortspielhölle

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fxckyou-next · 4 months ago

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why would they turn german in the middle of the day

#if you squint #its kind of funny #german pun

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street-of-mercy · 4 months ago

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Ich habe meiner Blume angeboten, sie nur noch einmal die Woche zu gießen.

Darauf ist sie eingegangen.

#german pun #german puns #*muffled laughter*

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ruijie-the-hungry · 6 months ago

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#kinder #kinder chocolate #german pun #booster seat (not)

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rattenmann · 6 months ago

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Wie nennt man eine Katze, die eine einflussreiche Rolle in der Regierung hat? Ein Katzelerin!

#german #german pun #sorry if any of the words are wrong #im not very good at speaking german

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earhartsease · 8 months ago

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Igelein, Igelein, an der Wand...

#german pun #snow white

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moonfableflor · 2 years ago

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Betrügerischer Verkäufer, der Digitaluhren verkauft:

Mal-ware zu verkaufen! Mal-ware zu verkaufen!

#deutsch #pun #german pun #deutsches wortspiel #wortspiel #german

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chaoticpostcollectionstuff · 2 months ago

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Hab aus Versehen die Tomaten mit dem Pürierstab zerkleinert. Passiert.

#german post #german stuff #pun #the chaotic original tag

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thatswhywelovegermany · 5 months ago

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—: Wem würdest Du Deine Stimme geben, wenn Du in den USA wählen dürftest?

—: Biden!

—: Nein, das geht nicht. Du musst Dich schon für einen entscheiden.

#german pun

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fancifulshenanigans · 9 months ago

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Ist auch genau so gebaut und wendig wie ne Bulette

Das heißt Frikadelle

#Bg3 #German pun

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handwerkstatt · 1 year ago

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Kuhl

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hecho-a-mano · 1 year ago

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a german woman who's a scammer call her a fräudlein

#german language #german #linguistics #shitpost #joke #funny #germany #pun #queue are lovely #language #languages #duolingo #langblr #jokrd #jokes

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carouselunique · 7 months ago

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Meet Twinkleshine, the Smug and Dramatic The Illustrious Illusionist of Swap Six/Side Stars!

Fun Fact: Twinkleshine is an absolute glitter fanatic. She loves glitter so much. Shiny things are her kryptonite give her a glitter snow globe and you can distract her for hours. That's how she picked her name, because she just loves twinkling shiny objects.

#my art #my little pony #mlp #trixie lulamoon #mlp trixie #Twinkleshine #mlp g4 #mlpfim #mlp fim #my little pony friendship is magic #Note: Her father was surprisingly accepting (surprising to Twinkles because she expected being an older goat from the old country he -#wouldn't be okay with it) of her being trans and encouraged her even! Almost made up for him judging her career choices... almost...#her mother was surprisingly the hold out not because she had an issue with trans ponies -#moreso that already being visibly different was a bit of a struggle among Canterlot nobles - her mother has noble lineage #and while she is accepted in society due to her noble connection everyone judges her choice of husband and life so she just fretted for her #Twinkles loves standing out though! And being her authentic self! And kicking transphobes with her show heels!#Second Fun Fact: Germane/Germaney is the pun people will notice -#'Leipziege' is the pun I'm proud of! (In our world the town's named Leipzig I changed it to Leipziege - because 'ziege' is goat in German!)

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quamatoc · 2 years ago

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Oh Gott!

Man sagt divers, weil man sich im Genderfluid fortbewegen muss.

#german pun #german stuff #queer stuff

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street-of-mercy · 4 months ago

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Ich habe meiner Blume angeboten, sie nur noch einmal die Woche zu gießen.

Darauf ist sie eingegangen.

#*muffled laughter*#german pun

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