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Reh-cognice
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why would they turn german in the middle of the day
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Ich habe meiner Blume angeboten, sie nur noch einmal die Woche zu gießen.
Darauf ist sie eingegangen.
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Wie nennt man eine Katze, die eine einflussreiche Rolle in der Regierung hat? Ein Katzelerin!
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Igelein, Igelein, an der Wand...
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Betrügerischer Verkäufer, der Digitaluhren verkauft:
Mal-ware zu verkaufen! Mal-ware zu verkaufen!
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Hab aus Versehen die Tomaten mit dem Pürierstab zerkleinert. Passiert.
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—: Wem würdest Du Deine Stimme geben, wenn Du in den USA wählen dürftest?
—: Biden!
—: Nein, das geht nicht. Du musst Dich schon für einen entscheiden.
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Ist auch genau so gebaut und wendig wie ne Bulette
Das heißt Frikadelle
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a german woman who's a scammer call her a fräudlein
#german language#german#linguistics#shitpost#joke#funny#germany#pun#queue are lovely#language#languages#duolingo#langblr#jokrd#jokes
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Meet Twinkleshine, the Smug and Dramatic The Illustrious Illusionist of Swap Six/Side Stars!
Fun Fact: Twinkleshine is an absolute glitter fanatic. She loves glitter so much. Shiny things are her kryptonite give her a glitter snow globe and you can distract her for hours. That's how she picked her name, because she just loves twinkling shiny objects.
#my art#my little pony#mlp#trixie lulamoon#mlp trixie#Twinkleshine#mlp g4#mlpfim#mlp fim#my little pony friendship is magic#Note: Her father was surprisingly accepting (surprising to Twinkles because she expected being an older goat from the old country he -#wouldn't be okay with it) of her being trans and encouraged her even! Almost made up for him judging her career choices... almost...#her mother was surprisingly the hold out not because she had an issue with trans ponies -#moreso that already being visibly different was a bit of a struggle among Canterlot nobles - her mother has noble lineage#and while she is accepted in society due to her noble connection everyone judges her choice of husband and life so she just fretted for her#Twinkles loves standing out though! And being her authentic self! And kicking transphobes with her show heels!#Second Fun Fact: Germane/Germaney is the pun people will notice -#'Leipziege' is the pun I'm proud of! (In our world the town's named Leipzig I changed it to Leipziege - because 'ziege' is goat in German!)
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Oh Gott!
Man sagt divers, weil man sich im Genderfluid fortbewegen muss.
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Ich habe meiner Blume angeboten, sie nur noch einmal die Woche zu gießen.
Darauf ist sie eingegangen.
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