#german gentleman

[mercisnm]

put these two in one graveyard and they shall end up being best of friends, i think

[weirdlookindog]

Paolo Bracci - No Monster is a Gentleman

[lovesickeros]

in the meantime come to horrifying realization there's like zero yan clorinde content so everyone sit down and listen to my ted talk (this is a requirement I have locked the doors and blocked the fire exits)

personally don't think Clorinde leans towards threats to be honest. she'd feel horrible and guilty if she did and I don't think she could handle you hating her or being afraid of her (maybe if you pushed her far enough then maybe she could justify it because she's trying to protect you but you'd really have to push it).

imo? leans more towards following you around with a hint of subtle manipulation behinf the scenes0. even if it's within the confines of the Court of Fontaine and the place is swarming with Gardemeks you can never be too sure. absolutely fumbles the excuse if you catch her though (if)

the epitome of gentleman, too. she "bumps" into you a lot and always offers to help– even if it's just a few small bags she takes them from you to help ease your burden, basically following you around like a lost puppy. it's a lot easier to trust the nice, polite woman who helped you then the stilted, awkward woman desperate for your attention.

her reluctance to threaten you or force you to do anything doesn't extend to people you know, though. she can cook up any manner of crime that'd get them stuck fighting a duel with her or dealing with a trial that'd get them sent straight to the fortress.

of course, the first thing she'd do is make sure you're okay. she still cares about you (and she really doesn't mean to manipulate you, but really, don't you find it odd that everyone around you is so sketchy? you should be more careful about who you trust. you trust her though, dont you?).

clorinde is very much in for the long game, in the end. she'd only kidnap you as a last resort. she'd much prefer slowly getting closer to you and having you come with her of your own free will (even if it's because she's been planting ideas in your head that you really aren't safe all alone like this. all your friends turned out to be criminals, after all, and what if they start to blame you and try to hurt you? it's best that you stay with her for a while)

if you had a lover, though? oh, she's livid. she makes sure to pin an absolutely heinous crime on them– one that would involve you. after all, she could swoop in and play savior after killing that wretched pest. she did save you from their alleged plan, after all.

a bit awkward with physical affection to be honest, but she tries in her own way. she does what she can to make your life easier– protects you, makes sure you have a roof over your head and nice clothes, a bed and warm baths, expensive foods..anything you want, she would get you without even asking.

why would you ever want to leave? don't you know how dangerous it is outside? who would take care of you if not her? she provides you with all you need, and with only the best (please don't leave)

basically your personal guard dog. she won't bite if you just listen to her and stay put.

and she's just absolutely smitten. careful if you actually use her gifts, because she'll think you're reciprocating her affection whether you are or not. you'll be drowning in new clothes, always trying need food..and she'll always be hovering over your shoulder, watching.

[chippergoose]

21 career shutouts!! YOU 👏 LOVE 👏 TO 👏 SEE 👏 IT 👏

Credit to Jenn (Insta @/jennthulhu_photos)

[minayuri]

Box 3, Seat 2 - Edgar Hull, only son of the manufacturer Paul Hull - 90 million - member of the club "17 + 4"

Paul Richter in DR. MABUSE, DER SPIELER (1922) | dir. Fritz Lang

[glryb2gd]

[chaosssinabottle]

Some say that his kneecaps are on upside down,

And that if he could be bothered he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds. All we know is he’s called the German Gentleman.

Someone stop me…

[artthatgivesmefeelings]

Don Juan of Austria, Unknown artist of the 16th century Museo del Prado, Madrid

[mon-ster-chen]

💫 its friday Iam in love 💕🫡🏴‍☠️

[squiddieteam]

Grubi's kicking!

[dragonfoxqueensbeans]

Dogs are so weird man, especially when they want people food. My little chihuahua goes 'sniff, sniff, sniff' all daintily like an old english woman at a tea party, meanwhile my absolute UNIT of a german shepard doesn't sniff and stares into the soul of someone like he's a mafioso owed money.

[daughterofhecata]

Our boy made it to the TV Tropes website. Almost everything about this summary makes me itch with wanting to correct it tho 🙈😄

[moonlitdark]

Video credit: adorebower (Twitter)

Look at him. He is so attentive and polite.

[chippergoose]

So glad he's back in net

[leonsliga]

X

[glryb2gd]