#gereskier

[blackberrywars]

WIP ASK GAME: Berry, Could I beg more information on “Lemon Eyes” and “High Frequency”? I am very intrigued.

Alright!!! Thank you so much for playing, Owl dear. I answered Lemon Eyes and tagged you, but just in case, the link is here.

High-Frequency is a wip whose title origin I can't even remember, but it is, essentially, a Cyrano AU for Geralt x Eskel x Jaskier based on the Peter Dinklage and Steve Martin movies. It doesn't have any real writing going on for it, so I'll just ramble about it for as long as you let me. I don't think I'll ever really write this wip, but it was a lot of fun to imagine.

Originally, I had the more obvious choices for each character to slip into: Eskel as Cyrano, the eloquent renaissance man with a facial deformity that, despite the stoic face he exudes, impedes his self-worth. Geralt as Christian, the handsome soldier, who, despite being a good man at heart, is terrible at expressing himself and often makes bad choices when he's trying his best. And finally, Jaskier as Roxanne, the beautiful, romantic noble who wants s lover to match him/her (I wasn't sure if I wanted to genderbend at this point) wit for wit and love for love.

Then I got a little deeper into the fandom, learned more about the book and game characterizations, and pondered.

Jaskier/Dandelion is, at heart, a whore. He loves deeply, to be sure, but he's not the kind of romantic that Roxanne is. Geralt's a whore too, but he's picky about his love, and he wants a deep, committed love so much that it hurts him. Eskel is still absolutely the long-suffering, long-pining childhood friend. So I switched it around a little. Geralt is Roxanne, beautiful and disillusioned after years of trying and failing at love. Jaskier is Christian, a prettyboy who of course loves Roxanne, but doesn't truly know him at the start. And Eskel is still Cyrano, longing from the wings with the scars on his face.

Obviously, I'm still taking huge liberties with the plot, but when Geralt takes pretty, handsome Jaskier to bed, but Jaskier doesn't know how to love him, Eskel steps forward. He teaches Jaskier the art of loving Geralt, the art he knows best. This ends in a happy throuple and not death, because I'm a sap like that, but it's still a whole bunch of angst.

[eskelwolfed]

Someone (not looking at you, tumblr user witchered) has to give me a fix it plot for Eskel and Geralt taking place in 2x02 where Geralt actually acts like he would when his bestfriendloverchildhoodsweetheartsoulmateWITCHERHUSBAND acts & smells & sounds strange. And they actually find a cure.

Or someone should give me a plot where Eskel isn't even in Kaer Morhen and it's a fucking Doppler (which is what I want to establish as my Eskel's canon because everything else is a disgrace) - Geralt runs into Eskel the next year and doesn't believe his eyes. (Which would make also not as much sense, because still, Geralt would smell it!)

Or directly after the Eskel Doppler is demasked Geralt fucks off in the middle of Winter to go find his hUSBAND.

Someone should give me a plot with Gereskier being a polycule.

Geralt and Eskel retiring and living in Corvo Bianco together ❤️

ABSOLUTELY NOT STARING AT YOU TUMBLR USER WITCHERED 🤣

[bardicious]

While trying to bond with Ciri, Jaskier tells her how he met her father at the ripe old age of 18, right out of school looking for adventure and a story.

He recounts the first months with Geralt. Learning to fish, set up camp, cook, learning which shoes wouldn't survive a bog, and his absolute limit of not taking a bath, Geralt!

Fondly, he tells Ciri that Geralt made him a better person. It works, she smiles, and thanks Jaskier for telling her things Geralt would never about himself.

To Jaskier's mortification, she then says, with a kind warm smile "So he's like your father too?"

...fuck.

Jaskier immediately backpedals, but then Ciri continues with her own stories. And they do sound eerily similar to his.

And fuck, now Jaskier is internally panicking. Him? Daddy Issues? He's not into his dad, is he?

The next few days, due to the utter trauma of it all, Jaskier avoids all eye contact with Geralt. Geralt thinks Jaskier's mad at him and leaves him alone for the time being.

Ciri thinks Jaskier is embarrassed about his parental feelings towards Geralt and not so subtly calls Geralt dad while looking directly into Jaskier's mortified eyes.

Yennefer, meanwhile, who'd overheard the conversation has been silently laughing and making jokes at Jaskier's expense.

Though she doesn't admit to knowing anything! The witch!

[ghostinthelibrarywrites]

Jaskel/Geraskel Fic Masterpost

Series

So You (Don’t) Want to Be a Warlord: 2/3 installments complete. E. Established Eskel/Geralt with eventual Eskel/Geralt/Jaskier. After Geralt leads the six witcher schools on a strike and forms an accidental independent city state at Kaer Morhen, he’s appalled when the king of Redania wants to arrange a marriage between his nephew, Jaskier, and Geralt, especially since Geralt is longtime lovers with Eskel. Also features background Coen/Triss and Aiden/Lambert with eventual Yennefer/Renfri in the third installment.

Downward Goat: 2/2 installments complete. E. Eskel/Jaskier with background Geralt/Yennefer, Yennefer/Triss, Aiden/Lambert, and Renfri/Deidre. When Eskel’s goat farm hits hard times, his employee, Deidre, comes up with a brilliant solution: offering goat yoga. Eskel is skeptical at first, but he’s won over by the charming, blue-eyed yoga instructor, Jaskier, and his collection of colorful leggings.

Multichapter

Wrap your roots all around my bones: 50K words. E. Eskel/Jaskier, featuring witcher!Jaskier and goat farmer!Eskel. When Eskel, a goat farmer living in Velen, puts out a contract for a witcher to deal with the griffin terrorizing his livestock, he’s not expecting Jaskier, a pretty witcher with mismatched eyes who likes to sing. When he takes the contract, Jaskier isn’t expecting the reclusive farmer who hires him to be a kind man who talks to his goats and is willing to let Jaskier stay the night. Neither of them expect the other to become a friend, and maybe something more.

want to bleed your blood (want to be let in): 35K words. E. Eskel/Jaskier with endgame Eskel/Geralt/Jaskier. After years of denying his feelings, Geralt finally works up the nerve to tell Jaskier how he feels, only to find his bard has found a new love— Geralt’s childhood best friend and first love, Eskel.

Those Pages Thumbed: 38K. M. Eskel/Jaskier. When the Kaedweni government decides to send a librarian to digitize the keep’s collection, none of the inhabitants of Kaer Morhen are happy, least of all Eskel, for whom the collection has been a passion project for the last few centuries. He’s not expecting Jaskier, who is endlessly curious, funny, and looks better than anyone should in his collection of colorful cardigans. But Jaskier has a secret, one that might endanger the budding attraction between him and Eskel, as well as everything Eskel cares about.

Pardon Me While I Burst Into Flames: 29K. E. Eskel/Jaskier. When Eskel is hired to kill an incubus who ruined a noble wedding, he finds that his target is far from a bloodthirsty beast, a too-pretty court bard. Eskel spares Jaskier and they go their separate ways, with Eskel expecting never to see the incubus again. But Jaskier has other ideas.

for years or for hours: 52K. E. Eskel/Geralt/Jaskier. After Geralt vanishes on a routine hunt, Eskel searches for him in vain, grieves, and moves on. Nearly eight hundred years later, he lives a quiet life as a farmer outside of Oxenfurt and is in a serious relationship with Jaskier, an adorable college professor. But when Geralt wakes from a centuries-long sleep into an entirely new world and Jaskier finds him on the side of the road, the arrival of Eskel's lost love brings with it heartache, peril, and the chance for a new love.

One Shots

I could be the sun that lights your dark: 7K. T. Eskel/Jaskier. After Jaskier is cursed by a vengeful mage to bray like a donkey whenever he tries to speak or sing, the only cure is true love’s kiss. Certain that Jaskier’s true love is Geralt, Eskel races across the Continent to track down his errant brother. But will they find Geralt in time? And more importantly, is Geralt the person really Jaskier needs to kiss?

Two wolves are better than one: 2K. E. Eskel/Geralt/Jaskier. During a long winter in Kaer Morhen, Jaskier learns that Eskel and Geralt are long-time lovers. He’s intrigued and comes up with an idea for how the three of them could spend an evening.

Lil Bleater's Life of Crime: 2K. T. Eskel/Jaskier. Eskel starts bringing Lil Bleater, his most sociable goat, to the farmer’s market to attract people to his stand. It works great, up until she gets loose and wreaks havoc at the middle school music department’s bake sale. Luckily, Jaskier, the pretty music teacher, is sympathetic.

honeysuckle & chamomile: 3K. M. Eskel/Jaskier. The Path takes Eskel and Jaskier to different parts of the Continent far too often. One of Eskel’s shirts always smells like Jaskier, reminding him of home.

Eskel's Song: 4K. T. Eskel/Jaskier. In the fifteen years since Geralt first introduced him to Jaskier, Eskel has learned that the bard can write a song about anything, from ditties about Roach’s eyes to epic ballads about battles. Everything seems to inspire him. Everything but Eskel, that is. Not that that bothers Eskel. Not at all.

A Wall and a Hard Place: 1K. E. Eskel/Jaskier. After Jaskier narrowly escapes a sticky situation, Eskel is furious with his lover for his reckless behavior. They blow off steam in the only way they can while hiding in a narrow alley from some Eternal Fire guards.

Other masterposts:

Main

Geraskier

Yennskier/Geraskefer

Rarepair

[notebooks-and-laptops]

Concept: The Witcher Season Two Opens with Jaskier lazing outside a tavern, goblet of wine in hand, wearing this killer outfit and waiting for his damn apology.

[stinastar]

unsurprisingly im coming in with a modern au prompt: eskel/geralt/jaskier - any two throwing a surprise birthday party for the third. optional sprinkling in of a drunken love confession 💜💜💜

Anything for my beloved @its-onions! I am very wine-drunk and she hit me with a doozy, but hopefully my wine-addled brain did alright ❤️❤️ Love u!

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Geralt laid with his head on Eskel’s shoulder in bed. Eskel was lazily tracing patterns on Geralt’s shoulder.

“Jaskier’s birthday is coming up.” Geralt murmured. 

“Mmm? Any plans?” Eskel asked.

“I asked him… he said he’d go to the bar, get drunk and dance…find someone to take home.”

“So just another night then?” Eskel asked, amusement in his voice.

“I thought… maybe we could do something for him.”

“Yeah?”

“…throw a party?”

“Love to!”

“That wouldn’t be weird, right?” Geralt asked, sounding uncertain.

“Babe, he’s your best friend, why would that be weird?” 

“Dunno… We haven’t talked much since that night…”

“You worry too much.” Eskel said. “You’ve been best friends for years. We all had fun that night. And he seemed in high spirits when he left in the morning! I’m sure it’s fine. He sleeps with everyone.” Geralt grunted in response.

“ …yeah. I guess you’re right.” 

Eskel kissed the top of his head. 

“Don’t worry yourself over it. It’s fine. Now. We have a party to plan!”

———

Jaskier sat in the glow of cake candles. He looked up at the faces surrounding him. Essi and Pris, Regis, Yenn and Renfri, Lambert and Aiden, Triss, Geralt and Eskel. If his gaze lingered on the last two a moment longer, what of it. Geralt had been his best friend for years. So what if his gaze lingered on his best friend and his equally gorgeous partner a bit longer?

“Make a wish, Jask!” 

He closed his eyes and made a wish.

———

The night wore on, and trays of jello shots emptied. Jaskier sat beside Geralt and let his head drop to his best friend’s shoulder. 

“What did you wish for?” Geralt asked.

“Can’t tell you. Won’t come true.”

“Oh, come on. I’ll keep it a secret.”

“Can’t!” Jaskier hiccoughed. Geralt snickered. 

“Not even to your best friend?” Geralt asked, dropping an arm around Jaskier’s shoulders and pulling him close.

“Nnn. Can’t, even though I love you.”

“Mmm?”

“Mmm. Love you, Geralt. That night with you and Eskel…” Jaskier’s eyes widened and he jerked his head up off of Geralt’s shoulder. “Shit! I mean… was fun. No big deal.”

“You love me how, Jask?”

“Mmm… the normal way?”

Geralt snorted.

“Can I kiss you, birthday boy?” Geralt murmured. 

“PLEASE.”

Geralt leaned in and pressed a gentle kiss to Jaskier’s lips before leaning back.

“Bit chaste,” Jaskier complained, pulling a face. Geralt laughed softly. 

“And what about Eskel?” Geralt asked quietly.

“Essskelllll.”

“Mmm.”

“So handsome.” Jaskier replied dreamily. Geralt chuckled. 

“I agree.”

“Take me to bed!” Jaskier demanded. Geralt laughed.

“You’re drunk”

“All the more reason!” Jaskier scoffed, slurring slightly. 

“With Eskel and I?”

“Who else?!” Jaskier sputtered.

“To sleep.” Geralt replied. Jaskier scowled.

“Well that’s boring.”

Geralt smiled fondly. 

“We can talk about it in the morning.”

“Over waffles?” Jaskier asked with pleading eyes.

“With waffles.” Geralt agreed fondly.

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[kittynannygaming]

[EBB 2021] Daughter Of Fire

HERE, you will find my entry for the @eskelbigbang​.

Thanks to @zmezagain​ for the wonderful art! Sent her love this way!

[geraltrogerericduhautebellegarde]

Other Masterlist

Hello Hello, this masterlist contains everything that isn’t Geraskier, Gerlion, Lambden, Triskel, or Lambskier, all which have their own lists! Checkout my Fanfiction Masterlist to find all of my fics! 

Rating listed in summary, warnings/triggers before fics.

I have written for:

Jaskel

Valdskier

General/No Pairing

Yenralt

Lambskel

Geralt/Jaskier/Eskel (Gereskier?)

Priscilla/Lambert

Jaskilion

Jaskier/Ciri

Ciri/Cerys

Yenskier

Calanthe/Eist

Gereskel

I also have other pairings like Yenskier and Geraskifer (and many more) on my Event Masterlists!

Fics under the cut

Jaskilion

Join Us

Jaskier and Dandelion have found a fun way to explore their similarities and differences, and they want their Geralt’s to join in. Rated T

Warmth

Jaskier watched in delight as Dandelion writhed underneath him. He had known that the man would enjoy the warm sensation on his body, just as Jaskier knew he would enjoy seeing the marks it left behind on his pale skin afterward. Not that Jaskier was particularly possessive but… well. Maybe he was. Rated E

Teeth and Silk

Jaskier knows Dandelion will look beautiful tied up for his enjoyment. Rated E

Go Back to Sleep

The moan coming from their room wasn’t exactly surprising. Many a night Jaskier had come home to find Dandelion touching himself, a delicate hand wrapped around his cock and a toy in his ass. It was honestly the best welcome home Jaskier could think of. Rated E

Jaskel

He Always Gets What He Wants 

Jaskier has set his sights on a new target and, luckily, Eskel doesn’t mind. Rated E

Chaos In Love

Jaskier has had a terribly rough day but his husband is there to help make everything better. Rated T

Ache

They weren’t perfect people, they both made mistakes. But they love each other - and love and communication could save them. Rated T

Valdskier

Thrill (ambigious ending)

Jaskier writes a new song and dedicates it to his nemesis, Valdo Marx. Jaskier is surprised when Valdo turns his own words against him. Rated M

He’s Not Important

Valdo is the perfect man, he really is. He’s thoughtful, he’s kind, he loves Jaskier. Jaskier wants something else. Rated E

Rivarly

Valdo and Jaskier have a professional rivalry of sorts, it was always bound to end up in the bedroom. Rated T

Sometimes

Jaskier didn’t want it, but he just couldn’t seem to quit Valdo. There was a pull that he just couldn’t quite explain. A need. Rated E

Begging for Respect

Gritting his teeth again, Jaskier spun around to glare at Valdo as he heard the man’s sugary sweet voice sing-song his name. His given name. The one he hated with every fiber of his very being. Rated T

Gen/No Pairing

A Melody of Suffering  (Sequel listed below)

Jaskier is shocked when he finds a witcher chained up on display, a village watching his suffering with joy. He has to do something, save the witcher somehow. Rated T

Home For Winter 

When witchers come home for winter, their defenses drop, and they're able to just enjoy the company. Rated G

Destiny 

Yennefer finds herself trapped in a room and unable to use her magic. At least she isn’t alone. Rated T

You Did The Right Thing 

Eskel and Lambert are there for Geralt on a bad mental health day. Rated T.

Commitment 

Dandelion finds the courage to confess one of his greatest secrets to his best friend Jaskier. Rated G

Refuge

Jaskier and Ciri run into each other while both on the run from Nilfgaard. Rated T

The Words Were Spring on the Tongue

Dandelion was cold. Until he wasn’t. Rated G **MCD**

Pretty, Curled Up on the Cell Floor

Jaskier wasn’t sure how it had come to this, but he supposed a hanging wasn’t the worst thing. Rated T

I’m Ready

It wasn’t supposed to end that way. Eskel... he wasn’t supposed to end that way. Geralt’s heart was shattering and all he could do was a small mercy. Rated T **MCD**

Protect Her

Geralt’s hand had itched with every risk she took. All he had wanted as he watched her walk headfirst into danger was to protect her and to keep her safe, but that wasn’t his job, not really. His job was to support her so she could grow and learn and be able to protect herself.

He should have protected her. Rated T **MCD**

Yenralt

His Trust Means Something 

Part one of the Femdom Universe. Geralt is ready to experiment with a new toy and Yennefer is more than happy to oblige her favorite client. Rated E

Lambskel

Take Me To The Edge 

In his experimentations, Lambert accidentally ruins his orgasm. Eskel helps teach him why that isn’t such a bad thing after all. Rated E

Thighs

“I think we should head to bed and you should let me fuck your thighs.” Rated E

Gereskier 

An Absolute Disaster

When Geralt first suggested the threesome, Jaskier hadn't been quite so sure. Now though, in the heat of the moment, he couldn't help but wonder why they hadn't done it sooner. Rated E

Priscilla/Lambert

A Bard’s Praise

Priscilla finds a witcher in need and does everything she can to help him. Maybe there’s a muse in it for her, too. Rated T.

Clanthe/Eist

Tease

Calanthe knows just how to drive her husband wild and she isn't afraid to do so in public. Rated  E

Yenskier

Toys

It was her favorite toy. His too. Rated E

Ciri/Jaskier

Finish What You Started

Jaskier wants nothing more than to worship Ciri in their stolen moments together, and so he does. Rated E

Ciri/Cerys

Unexpected

With a small smile at Cerys, Ciri pushed past her and walked out of the door. It had been far too long since she’d last visited Corvo Bianco. Rated G

Gereskel

Axii

Eskel didn’t particularly like using axii, no matter how good he may have been at it. Manipulating someone’s mind was a line he preferred to not cross when he was able, and he knew Geralt felt much the same. But he needed sleep. A tired witcher was a slow witcher, and slow witcher was a dead witcher. Rated M

INCOMPLETE

Jaskel

A Melody - Ch 1, 2, 3, 4 (hiatus - being rewritten)

Sequel to A Melody of Suffering. After saving Eskel from certain death, Jaskier travels alongside the witcher to Kaer Morhen. Rated E

[ffrecommendation]

Chapters: 30/30 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Eskel (The Witcher), Vesemir (The Witcher), Lambert (The Witcher), Letho z Gulety | Letho of Gulet, Aiden (The Witcher), Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy Additional Tags: Soft Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Not Canon Compliant, Shameless Smut, Emotional Baggage, Consent, Polyamory, Fluff and Angst, Domestic Fluff, Explicit Sexual Content, Competent Jaskier | Dandelion, Musical Eskel, The Witcher Lore, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics Summary:

“Geralt…? What, by Melitele’s tits, are you doing? The door, man, normal people use a d--... Geralt?” He noticed it now. The feverish sheen on the Witcher’s skin, the alert, skittish look in his eyes and the--. He cleared the distance between them in three strides. Geralt retreated until his back hit the wall with a dull thud, but Jaskier would not be deterred. He shoved his face into the crook of Geralt’s neck and breathed in deeply, his hands gripping the edges of the damp cloak draped over broad shoulders. “You’re…”

“I need… need to ask you… for a…” He clenched his teeth, eyes rolling to the ceiling. Two gloved hands lifted to push Jaskier away from his chest; it felt like trying to move a mountain. Not because Jaskier pushed back, but because every fibre of his being wanted to pull the other way. Ask for a what though? ‘Favour’ didn’t quite fit the bill for what he was about to request, and so he stared at Jaskier with those intense golden eyes, while mentally scrambling for a coherent explanation amidst the brain fog.

Geralt and Jaskier get together, fall in love with Eskel, and learn that it's all right to want (and let themselves have) things.

[sharingfandomsilove]

I started writing my first fic.

It's a 5+1 of Geralt, Eskel, and Jaskier.

And it's my first attempt at writing smut.

👀

[bardicious]

LMAO, Okay, but I didn't notice him actually reaching for the vest as if he didn't want it to fall on the ground. Cause Jaskier was most definitely aiming for the ground there.

That's actually adorable. 😂

#geralt holding jaskier’s jacket like it personally offended him

[bardicious]

A Little Angsty Headcanon

Something that's been rolling around in my mind:

Jaskier being triggered by soft shushing noises because that's all Rience did as he was torturing him. Mock comfort complimented with cruel actions. So now Jaskier freezes just a little when he watches Yen or Geralt comfort Ciri. And he doesn't know why, but he blanks out right until someone finally calls his name.

Eventually Geralt and Yennefer become suspicious, but one day when Jaskier is injured during a hunt gone wrong and he's delirious, they find out the hard way just how visceral Jaskier's reaction is to comfort of all things. There's no sweet nothings in his ears anymore, no soothing shushes. Yen and Geralt are dumbstruck, afraid to say anything lest it upset him. So Yen hugs Jaskier first, places his head under her chin and pets his hair, as Geralt holds on to his hand and gently holds it.

Jaskier falls asleep soundly after that, and the next morning Yen and Geralt wake to his familiar jabbering. Jaskier doesn't mention the night before, does not seem to remember it, and he especially doesn't seem to notice his trigger. Yen and Geralt keep to themselves and speculate on whether it's best to confront Jaskier or not. They choose not.

[ghostinthelibrarywrites]

4 & 80 from the prompt list for geraskier? 😍

So first of all, I apologize. I have a lot of trope mashup prompts in my inbox right now and got mixed up, so I wrote you a little Geraskel mashup. Once I realized my mistake, I was already attached to this idea and didn't want to change it. I hope you still enjoy it!

4. Coffeeshop AU

80. Green-Eyed Epiphany

A modern with magic AU where Geralt and Eskel are both witchers, who in this world are basically underpaid, superpowered private investigators for supernatural incidents. They’ve been hooking up for years, but are careful to keep it casual, because witchers don’t fall in love, emotions are a distraction, etc. They’re definitely not in love with each other. No, sir.

They both have to take other jobs to make ends meet, so Geralt probably does something with horses, while Eskel works a series of odd jobs. He gets a new gig as a barista, working alongside Jaskier, a cheerful grad student/wannabe musician who doesn’t seem the least bit fazed by Eskel’s scarred face or slit-pupiled eyes.

Eskel develops a crush fast, though he’s certain that it can’t be reciprocated.

Geralt’s commute to work takes him right by Eskel’s new job, so he stops occasionally to grab breakfast in the morning. (Not to see Eskel. He just likes the breakfast sandwiches.) He sees the easy chemistry between Eskel and the blue-eyed barista and immediately knows that there’s something there. Not that it bothers him.

Meanwhile, Jaskier can tell the first time he sees Geralt and Eskel interact that they’re fucking. It would be fodder for a hundred late night fantasies, if it didn’t confirm his suspicion that Eskel is tragically unavailable.

Geralt keeps stopping by the coffee shop, sometimes when he knows that Eskel won’t be there, and starts letting Jaskier draw him into conversations. He’s curious about this man that Eskel is clearly crazy about. It doesn’t take long for their conversations to turn to flirting.

Eskel sees Jaskier and Geralt together and can tell that they’re developing feelings for each other, which really shouldn’t be surprising. Of course Jaskier would fall in love with Geralt. Who wouldn’t?

Geralt comes over to Eskel’s place one night and they get into an argument, with years worth of tension and unspoken feelings bubbling to the surface. But their argument is interrupted when they get a call about some beastie tearing through civilians downtown.

Geralt and Eskel go to track the creature, which leads them to a rooftop party where none other than Jaskier is playing a gig. Everything goes to shit and Jaskier nearly dies (because I can’t not whump Jaskier a little) but Eskel and Geralt manage to save him and kill the monster.

Afterwards, Jaskier lets Geralt and Eskel come back to his place to clean up and tend to their wounds. Watching Jaskier and Eskel together, Geralt comes to the realization that he loves both of them and that he’s been in denial for years. He slips out while Jaskier is busy fussing over Eskel’s wounds.

Eskel follows him and the two end up confessing their feelings to each other.

Jaskier, meanwhile, has changed into some sweatpants and is devouring a half-gallon of ice cream by himself, because not only did he nearly die tonight, but he just looked out the window to see Eskel and Geralt making out in the street and that’s a gut punch he didn’t need.

Then there’s a knock on his door and he opens it to find Geralt and Eskel in the hallway, both looking at him with hopeful eyes.

Fanfic Trope Mashup Prompts

[notebooks-and-laptops]

Something I think about a lot is that at the beginning of Ep 4 'of banquets, bastards and burials' Jaskier ropes Geralt into doing him this 'favour' because 'I made you famous' and because 'by rights I should be demanding 20% of all your profits'. However it is ALSO heavily implied that they've been travelling together a lot since the events in episode two ('Geralts always so stingy with the details', 'eh, hes fine', 'your very best friend in the whole wide world' that Geralt let's Jaskier bathe him etc.). Which means that this CANNOT be the first time that Jaskier has used this 20% of all profits line. Julian Alfred Drama Queen Pancratz probably uses it every single time he wants a favour from Geralt no matter how big or small. They'll be sat in a campsite and Jaskier will ask Geralt to bring him his lute because 'I made you famous.' He'll get Geralt to stop at nice inns and buy him ale because 'they're OUR profits, Geralt'. This is clearly a running thing that Jaskier brings up all the time and that's so goddann funny to me.

[golden-aire-girl]

Hmm the fact about 4 of my fav pairings could be in this position and it would work perfectly, reminds me thats I have A Type. 

Because Stiles doesn’t hold his liquor as well as he thinks. Pose

[yeah-im-weak-and-wanting]

Sterek: who are you?

Gereskier: I’m you but I can say fuck