#gentleman as fck!

[hauntedfoxhut]

Royal Margarine Cookie Headcanon

Pure fluff ❤️

I just dowloaded the new update of cookie run kingdom and I’M IN LOVE!!❤️

Look at him!!❤️❤️🔥

And I just imagined a random headcanon, cuz we all know he’s a gentleman, that’s obvious!

- When he first meet you, he would definitely kiss your hand, because he is a gentleman!

- he have the rizz (😉😉), his flirt blink would make you blush, and don’t try to deny it

- he would call you for a date, probably he planned a ride with you on his cute dragon (can you imagine that? Because I can, and it is so romantic and cute 🥰 ).

- probably he lives inside a pretty vintage mansion, with beige and off-white walls, with a huuuuge garden, because his little dragon need space.

- He is the man that will buy you expensive gifts, like jewels or designer clothes made just for you.

- He pass the vibe of cute kisses on the hill watching the sunset, or a picnic around the lake, drinking whine and eating strawberries.

- The best season to enjoy with him is the winter, cuddles at night, cooking the breakfast together, matching socks, cute sweaters, reading a book on the couch warm by the fireplace drinking warm milk with chocolate.

❤️

[1800titz]

𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙄𝙎 ★ 18+

𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗧 𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 6/11/24

ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴍᴏʀᴇ? ɪ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇꜱ ᴛᴡɪᴄᴇ ᴀ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀᴛʀᴇᴏɴ. ᴀᴄᴄᴇꜱꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀᴛʀᴇᴏɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟᴏᴀᴅꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴘᴀᴛʀᴇᴏɴ ᴇxᴄʟᴜꜱɪᴠᴇ ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ/ᴏɴᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴛꜱ/ʙʟᴜʀʙꜱ ʜᴇʀᴇ

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WATTPAD edition here

* indicates smut

JUST FRIENDS THAT FCK * (camprry)

SLIP (potteryinstructor!Harry)

& GLAZE * (potteryinstructor!Harry pt. 2) > coming soon

RIDETHET!GER * (pornstar!Harry)

& RIDETHET!GER is online * (pornstar!Harry pt. 2)

FILL * (one night stand)

𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 WATTPAD ALTERNATIVES HERE

KNOTS * (shibari man)

This is a PATREON EXCLUSIVE fic. Find part one HERE and the rest on PATREON.

The one with the epic duel over a subway seat, a sangfroid shibari instructor, a dedicated friend (converted rope bunny), and the realization that when you get tied up, your heart can get bound, too

TRIVIA * (trivia!Harry x shy!Reader) — Based on this post

This is a PATREON EXCLUSIVE fic. Find part one HERE and the rest on PATREON.

The one with a tiny island, a small town bar with trivia nights, a bike that can't be rode, a hotdog stand (which a semi-nude jogger approaches), a reader that just can't seem to shut up, and a charismatic trivia host that has enough composure in him for the both of them (rom-com vibes)

THE DEVIL IS A GENTLEMAN * (masked sex club!au)

WATTPAD ALTERNATIVE

The one in which there's a sex club, Greek stage names, the exploration of boundaries, an open house, a pair of dress shoes, and two sides of the same coin. (strangers-to-lovers, emotional slow burn)

SAIL MY RIDGES * (pirate!au)

WATTPAD ALTERNATIVE

The one with pirates, a princess, the impromptu cancellation of an arranged marriage, a key to the greatest treasure, a captain with loads of undisclosed, mushy feelings (and a peculiar sense of humor), a bordello pit stop, and the realization that love is the most dangerous thing in the sea. (enemies-to-lovers, slow burn)

Paragon * is currently a wip. Find out more about Paragon HERE <3

The enemies-to-lovers one with superheroes, a heroine with a tragically traumatic past, a man called Paragon who spends too much time preening in front of the mirror, an odd, long-time rivalry with a hero who likes to post obnoxiously douche-y mirror selfies to instagram, and the concept of self duplication used to its ultimate potential. (strangers-to-enemies-to-lovers, slow burn)

@1800titz & @cherryjuiceblues

THE CHERRY-TITZ MASTERLIST

[rubywithecat]

-First Night With Them-

(T/W: Minors do not interact as mature contents are included)

Summary: U are forced to marry them by your parent and feel shy for the first night with them after wedding as u are completely strangers to them.

Gojo Satoru

Waiting for him on the lavish bed in the new mansion u just moved, u were nervous. Gojo is so handsome and u thought u were going to marry an old ugly man as u only knew how rich he was. How can a person be both good-looking and rich and have a cool style. He is just a definition of perfection. U felt insecure now. What if he doesn’t like ur body? What would he think of u? Will he ever love u? Are u good enough? U had many thoughts about urself. Meanwhile, the door opened as Gojo walked inside the room after he had showered.

He looked at u lying on the bed in lingerie and smirked slightly. He doesn’t say anything tho he made a move onto the bed, coming close to u. U flinched and closed your eyes tightly. However, he held ur waist slowly and his fingers lifting up your face, making u look into his pretty blue eyes. “I want u to be a good girl for me tonight” he said. “Don’t be shy, sweetheart. I promise this won’t hurt” U gulped. But encouraged urself to say a word finally, getting a lil comfortable near him. He seems like a good person after all. And he is ur man now. U smiled with ur glossy lips and whispered into his eyes, “Please go slow. I like it slow and long” Gojo chuckled, proud of u for the courage to say what u would like.

“Don’t worry, Princess. I already said I will make u feel good, right?” He said as he slowly undressed u. “Ahh…Gojo” u moaned. “Gojo? Call me with my name bby. Don’t be a stranger” as he said u can feel him frowning. “Im sorry.. ah fck.. Satoru” u said again as his fingers slipped inside u. “Don’t c*m before me ok? That’s the only rule” he said as he undress himself. U guys finished at the same time after and he came on ur stomach. After that he laid next to u sleepily, his silvery hair being messy “U are so good and beautiful u know that, bby?” He said with his sleepy voice which is super hot. U were beyond happy by his praises and cuddled with him. He smiled and playing with ur hair as u guys having a chat, getting to know each other more.

Nanami Kento

“I would understand if u wanna sleep in separate bed” he said. He really is a gentleman u thought. But u decided that u will be playful with him. U bit ur lips and leaning closer to him. “U wanna leave ur newly wife alone Nanami?” U teased, looking at him with doe eyes, which he cannot resist. U could feel him turning red and blushed. “I mean if u wanna” he said, pretending he doesn’t realized anything that’s happening. Ur thighs on his laps as u face with him and being touchy around his chest, unbuttoning his shirt. Normally u don’t go flirty with any guys but he is ur husband after all and he is really cool and u completely melt at his serious personality.

Even tho it was an arranged marriage, u kinda felt lucky that u marry him. Tonight, u wanna go wild with him and make him breed u with his baby. It’s him who is feeling shy and u kinda like about that and u planned to go beyond his limit to tease.

Nanami knows ur intention and at last he couldn’t endure anymore. The way u looked at him with lust, turn him on so much that he now fck u with all his strength, rough and fast. He is so good that ur brain can’t think of anything except screaming his name and finished with all his c*m into ur womb.

In the morning, when u wake up he already left for work but he doesn’t forget to leave a lovely letter about how he enjoyed and he loves u. U smiled at it and maybe he is shy about telling u in person. U stood up to make the best meal for ur newly husband.

Toji Fushiguro

Toji is being a lil cocky here. He would not give a fck about u being ok with it or not, he would do anything to satisfy his need. After all, he had married once and he knows what to do. He told u to strip urself and fingers u as soon as u laid on him. “I know how to make u feel good so follow my lead, angel” he would say. He would be comparing of how good u r or not with his ex wife, which makes u go crazy and prove him that u are way better than his ex wife.

After that, he would leave u all the hickey, leaving marks on visible area that u are now his. U love the idea of it and u love him too. He can be a jerk but he also loves u so much in first sight. U forgive him as he gave u the best night after all.

Megumi Fushiguro

He is rather doesn’t care about what is supposed to do at wedding night at all. He just went straight to his practice. He doesn’t talk to u at all, thinking u don’t wanna be talked. U were confused about his actions and as u haven’t known him at all yet, u thought he is being a jerk. U called ur bestfriend on video call as u were bored, alone in bed room. “I think he is fcking asshole!” U said frustratedly to ur bff. “He doesn’t even look at me into eyes and I think he doesn’t want me. I feel so sad” U told her, without realizing he was standing behind u leaning the door, maybe hearing all the gossips u told about him.

Ur friend giggled and just hang up, wishing good luck with a hateful smirk. “Hey!! Don’t hang up!” U yelled as u don’t know what u r supposed to do. U could sense him, walking near u and from behind he said, “I’m sorry about that. I just thought u didn’t wanna talk to me as this marriage was arranged so soon so we didn’t get to know each other yet” U felt embarrassed.

“I know… I’m just…” u sighed, facing him. “Either way, we are still husband and wife so we should try our best at least dont u think?” U said in sad tone. He suddenly kissed ur lips softly, catching u off guard. “I’m so sry if I make u sad (y/n). I wanna get to know u more to be honest, I’m just feeling nervous around u. U gives me butterfly as soon as I saw u” he admitted.

Then u kissed him back and he lifted u to the table of his study and held ur hips tightly. “I want u” he whispered which makes u turn on. “I want u too, Megumi” u said as u grabbed his shoulder and hugged around the neck. “Make me yours” u said and he didn’t go gentle with u. He is a dominant type after all but still he knows ur need and also surprisingly, he reached ur soft spot fast and then finished quickly. “Next round, angel” he smirked, whipping his c*m on ur face.

Yuuji Itadori

He would be the most caring about u. He would ask u if u wanna watch movies with him or watch the stars in the sky at the balcony with him. U agreed to watch the stars at the balcony in his hoodie as u haven’t unpacked fully after moving. His smells felt like vanilla and he would be listening when u talk about urself, getting to know with u. He also tell all about himself and he seems to be a really good person that u fell in love immediately about his purpose of life and his cares about others.

After a while, u become cold so he held u tightly and silent occurs between u guys. U really wanna kiss him and he wanted to too but just awkward. U decided to make a first move and kissed him. He was surprised but kissed u back and then u guys the kiss became passionately. U got all shy after that and blushing. “Do u wanna go inside?” He asked. You nodded and then he carried u to the bedroom where he started to kiss u from ur sensitive areas around neck once u get laid down on the bed. Ur moaned made him crazy and he even left sone bite marks and tells u that he really likes u a lot and how he is so lucky to have u as his partner. He goes super gentle and takes good care of u too. “I’m c*mming” u said as rolling back ur eyes. He also finished at the same time, laughters filled with joy.

Sukuna Ryomen

He is kinda so demanding. He would tell like what women are supposed to do and have to give a child. He is so traditional and will even go as far as asking u if u r a virgin:)

“Ofc! I’m a virgin! But do u really need to ask?!” U got sensitive to how he treats u. He would smirked and laughed about how u got all shy and angry with him. He finds it cute tho. But he would tease u like how u turn on just by his touches and u got embarrassed. He would tell u to verbally say how good he is when he fck u and he is also so possessive type. However, when he would treat u like his queen as yk he is the king of curses after all. He finished right inside u and u could feel the warmth of his c*m. He kissed u deeply and fell asleep.

Hope u enjoy! Likes, shares and comments would be really helpful! Thanks babies! <33

[bokunosoul]

REMARRIED EMPRESS Characters modern day HCs

Duchess Tuania

The divorced one also (😭)

This lady right here is friends with Navier in this timeline

A fashion editor at vogue or maybe an independent writer

Posh gal socialite

Lives at the fashion capital paris, france🇫🇷

wears only dior or chanel

elegant lady

Studied at cornell

Gives off a first lady vibe

Travels all around europe for her job

Duke Ergi

Frat boy rich boy

This man owns multiple casinos and hotels he inherited from his parents

A man that is hard to get

He pullin hoes everywhere he goes

Hot as fck

A celebrity who models for dior and calvin klein

I think ergi would be korean

Drives a porsche

This man is a gentleman

Duke ergi gives off also idol vibes

He would be an boy group for sure

Would have so many fans

He would be in JYP or SM ent smth

Lebetti

Lebetti would probly still an High schooler

Would be in a school club that is maybe abt animal rights club, sewing club or thespian club

Baby sats for her brothee as a side hustle

I think her job would be managing some personalities or a assistant

Many ppl would like her because of her loyal personality

Her family is well off but she works

Maybe a fan of some boygroups, girlgroups

Hates her brothers ex (rashta) but likes her son

[anashins]

snow in london was so good!! i'm gonna need a part 2 because you cannot leave me in cliffhanger like that!

Hahaha I’ll let you know what I imagined for them:

- Of course Jaehyun sends the „real“ escort back home and pays the full price because he is a gentleman

- There are no flights for 3 days, so Jaehyun and you get to spend all of Christmas together cuddled up in his hotel room, ordering room service and watching movies (the rest is up to your imagination huh)

- At one point, Jaehyun thinks fck it and sends his staff home first to spend New Year’s Eve with you too

- In the end, he invites you to come visit him in Seoul

🥰🥰🥰🥰

[catebody]

MATTY FCK HEALY ladies and gentleman!

genius, pure genius

[starlightxsvt]

Hi hi!!! So I just happened to stumble upon your Joshua Fic "Gentleman" andㅡ

WHAT A MASTERPIECE THAT WAS!?!? DUDE, I KID YOU NOT WHEN I TELL YOU I HAD TO PAUSE SO MANY TIMES JUST TO COLLECT MYSELF FROM HOW CUTE JOSHUA WAS BEING AND THEN THE SMUT PART CAME AND I ALMOST DIED!?!?! OF FEELS!?!? AND YO, HOW YOU DESCRIBE THE SCENE WAS SO DETAILED YET IT WAS THE RIGHT AMOUNT TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE ITS SO REAL!? FCK, IT WAS SO GREAT HOW YOU WROTE IT. HOW YOU WROTE THE ENTIRE FIC!!!?

YOU.ARE.AMAZING.AND.TALENTED!!!

And Joshua's character, the way you wrote him was so on point, like I have to agree at how you see Joshua there. 😩 GHAD, EVEN IF HE WAS SPITTING SUCH FILTHY WORDS TO READER I COULDN'T TAKE AWAY AT HOW GENTLE HE STILL SOUNDED!? AAAAAAAA;;; plus, I relate to reader so much that I almost cried when she walked out from Joshua 😭😭😭 But it also helped me to let some light on possible dating? Hehe. To give myself a chance to love and be loved! 🥺🥰

Its been a while since I read any SVT Fic and omyghad, Thank you for your story that I have found!!! I'll be lurking in your blog for a while now and will read your other works! Thank youuuuu so much! Have a great day/night and be safe~ may you wrote more tummy turning and rollercoaster rides of emotion kind of stories~ 💖 I really really reallyyyyyy enjoyed it. Sending love. 💙

OMG where do I start with this 🥹🥹 You really brought tears to my eyes!!!

As a writer, when I hear that my words evoke emotions in a reader's heart and it all feels realistic, I think that's the most accomplished I could ever feel and that is the best compliment I could ever get. So from the bottom of my heart, a sincere thank you, my love. I wish I had better words to express my gratitude. 😭❤️

As for Joshua's characterization, no one can convince me he's not the angel in the streets devil in the sheets typa guy because HE IS!!! I was really nervous writing the smut part cuz I haven't written something that hardcore yet but I'm so happy you enjoyed 🤧

And you definitely should give yourself a chance to love and be loved!!(says the one who never dated) We all deserve it!!

If you're interested, I'd suggest you to read the other two parts of this series (Coups and Jeonghan's story) so that you can get a better picture overall as the stories are slightly related. Other than that, thank you so so much for being an angel and making my day better!! Love you lots and be safe 💕💕

[jonquilete]

stelena all things tvd pt.2 ig

I swear my thoughts are all a mess exactly how i put them here too.

Anyway Paul and Nina? Amazing!!!! They are the best partners of each other. Their soulmatism but platonic but for work is insane. They just are so good with each other. It’s like a body language that they fit but they do in being partners. I can see why they casted them. I stand by my earlier saying that Paul/Stefan is boring and annoying. They just are. You can’t explain. I enjoy his complicated story much more now that I know more about writing and character arc etc. But it’s still boriiiiiiing. Funny enough I loved his character in season 7. And i just kept thinking he should have been this Stefan since the beginning. Fck the story and the brooding and all that vampire mysterious bs. He was such a gentleman and open and sweet and cool the boyfriend vibes were off the charts. It’s where Damon also fell off, Ian‘s acting was just the same bs and he became such a manchild and pathetic he became annoying. But Stefan was looking good too and just best man indeed. It’s ironic that he is the best version of himself while he is with Caroline and Elena is off the show. He just had a glow to him. Caroline?! Maybe. No i just mean the story in s7 was so different. They weren’t in highschool and college anymore they were all „grown“ up leading grown up people lives. The cheesiness and the melancholy and the drama and the intense „feelings“ were away. Because with Elena in the show? It was always about the triangle and how they did Stefan dirty and there was just always the Delena versus Stefan that it just became so ugh so girlish which I don’t want to say bc it’s misogynistic. But I mean with Elena in the show we know the writers had a soft spot for her as the main character that everything revolved around her and how special and the best she is blabla. And by s6 they just started being a normal show for me and not tvd style. Caroline was basically a Karen, Stefan let go of all his brooding mysterious act around him and all his struggles with blood were away and yeah he just became normal and charming and we didn’t have to struggle with him anymore which was annoying to watch. I mean since Elena became with Damon in s5 it was donwhill for the show. Elena also fell off so bad she wasn’t the same Elena who was the heroine of the story anymore. She was just the girlfriend of Damon and went along with whatever. It’s in a way more realistic and easy but in the tvd style she just became ooc and like she was on drugs or smthg. I just didn’t like that at all. And I mean the writers just were annoying. Yes Delena is toxic and them writing it and still making it endgame it’s just??? Don’t write it that way then????? They just tried to include Stefan still and make Elena be friendly and happy with Stefan and it’s like?? In what world exactly. If I was Stefan I would not care about them anymore. It’s ridiculous. And then they made Stelena friends. Which was the only way to make them still connected with each other. I liked the season six vibe more of them. Nina also was acting more calm and normal and not crazy as s5 so they were kind of better. The whole doppelgänger plot was insane to me and horrible. Lowkey I like it bc delena happened when she was still with stefan so kind of payback for the delenacrazies to make them connected like that. Acting like they don’t have a bond it’s just crazy but we were all so over the bs in s4 that when she chose Damon I was like now can we move on please. But no we had to go through season 5. Ugh ugh ugh

Anyway Stelena in s1. Instant connection and fell for each other. All the red flags are justified for Stefan because he was a vampire with secrets. But they were soulmates. They literally write diaries. They read books and we see them bonding over it in episode 2. They are empathetic and like to do the right moral thing. Yes they were soulmates. Nobody understood better their deep souls like each other. It’s what they were going for in s1. They know each other the best. It’s just the delena rising that ruined their story. So from s2 it’s donwhill. Even Elena says that her type is the hero in season 6 when she has her memory wiped. It’s just understandable why they fell for each other. For Stefan she was the love of his life. But sadly not for her. They were so dedicated to each other, saving each other always from the bad or the darkness.. Always bringing out the best in each other. It’s just good writing and it’s beautiful and I appreciate it. I really do. Stefan fell for Elena for her. It’s Damon that fell for her because she isn’t Katherine. It just makes sense like this

Delena don’t have anything in common besides being the bigger siblings who had to save their younger siblings from suffering and shielding them sometimes. And being very easy going. I think that’s why it’s easy to ship Delena. Because he isn’t Stefan who is always brooding and suffering from some pain and death or blood problem or past problem. Damon is just Damon. Fun and sexy and a huge simp for Elena. Of course people shipped it. I guess we could say that they both as humans valued love and he loved Katherine despite the vampire side and so did Elena with Stefan. But the relationship isn’t the same. I truly feel like he fell because she isn’t Katherine and she didn’t treat him like Katherine did. It’s so obvious. He came back to town but he was on pursuit of Katherine. Stefan instantly fell for Elena for who she is. Immediately. Damon was just obsessed and had a curiosity for her because she literally looked like Katherine so it was trippy and he flirted. Yes they had a friendly thing going on and I think they were kind of friends to lovers coded in a way. But he didn’t fell for her immediately how Stefan did. They didn’t connect that way. Elena is a deep person with feelings. Only Stefan could match up that energy lmfao. Elena with Damon doesn’t have any baggage. She has no cares in the world, she is healed and is ooc at times and not serious. When she was with Stefan she sometimes was but that was bc of all the bs and supernatural things going on and being a sacrifice. I enjoy both the ships. Delena more so. Because as I said it’s easier to love them. They are both pretty and easy going and he is the bad boi turned simp for the girl. I mean come on now. I think they didn’t challenge each other that much how they always sad. I think Stelena was more challenging on becoming together and they had constant issues with esch other and they persisted and got through them. Delena being together is very easy, easy as breathing but in the detriment of Elena‘s heroine character and the challenge was just Damon being a killer and not döing the right thing and Elena enabling his behavior. With Stefan shé always called him out, and they worked through things. Elena just kind of brushed it off because she feels alive. I agree on feeling alive. I agree that Delena felt more passionate more realistic more „mature“. Elena was healed in a way. As a vampire she kind of didn’t care anymore and just wanted to be happy which she achieved with Damon. And I am not against it at all. I feel like she definitely felt better and alive and happier and her old self before her parents died. She had fun. I love that. It’s just they could have written Delena better in s5 and not like that and toxic. And make them more grounded. Elena didn’t feel like Elena at all. I feel like the direction was that: act like you were humans back then. Elena all busy and fun and Damon just how human Damon was more calming and insecure in his love and relationship with Kath/Elena. But the toxic part was just so annoying. I guess in s6 she fell again for Damon without memories. It’s cute. I think Delena is more cute than Stelena ever was. They are more funny more easy going with each other, they are sexually also more active, he is a simp for her calls her baby and goes along with her stupid bs like watching a meteor shower. The rain kissssssss!!!!!!!!! Pls it’s so cute it’s straight from the fanfictions. And they both look so good with each other outside. Of course it was this popular. But they didn’t have the depth that Stelena have. And when they just became friends i kind of liked it. Kind of. It’s good and sweet. It worked for Elena bc she had Damon. But for Stefan Elena‘s was the love of his life. Caroline wasn’t like Damon was to Elena. So I just felt bad. I wonder if Stefan was like s7 Stefan from the beginning, would Stelena be more loved?!?!? Anyway it was always going to be this trio. So it made sense that Stefan died in the end. It just sucks especially since delena won. Welp tvd lives on foreverrrr..🥀❤️❤️❤️

[epicmetanoia]

There is something, I would say magical,  Magnetic that draws me in and all  I want is to kiss them dry, and then Bring them back to a smooth river, That are your neck, shoulders, elbows Knees and ankles, with my tongue.  The way your body sways And your bones align, your flesh and Skin are like perfect white smooth Sky slopes that I want to glide my body Over every curve, every crevice   A never ending swirl. But I’m tired of being shy and hide Behind words that have too many  Vows and no sharp edge consonance, I wnt to be fckd and fck and scrw m fc in Y!  Like a perfect gentleman that For over a decade never felt such thirst.

A couple of days ago, I went to sleep With you in mind and I had a dream Where I was in the hospital with a horn Coming out of my right forehead side The next day I woke up and found a pair of white underware beside my bed. Out of The blue.

[catzillatakingiteezy]

Like they tell me I got a lot ahead of me, I’m special, a genuine genius, gentleman; it’s time to preserve being one 👽😹😩 Fck jointing a cult, I got one in my heart, I said the pledge everyday for 13 years

😘🇺🇸

I got that nerve 😂👽😼 it’s an attraction to a healthier life style; just this time bleed ‘em in, old attractions can need repairs also

[angrilymanaging]

One of my favorite movies is Pretty Woman. I especially liked the part, where she goes into the store on Rodeo Drive, because Edward instructed her to buy a dress for their dinner that evening. The women there treated her terribly. She left feeling dejected I’m sure, embarrassed and I know her feelings were hurt. Then she gets back to the Hotel, only to encounter Barney, the Hotels manager. He’d judged her,had taken her into an office, and scolded her. When it came to her appearance, I could only believe that those feelings in her rose again, and she snapped. She explained her assignment, and what her experience was, and Barney was able to get on the phone with a woman,who could help her into some proper clothes, he taught her table manners. At the end of the movie, not only was Vivian my favorite character, but also Barney and Edward. They were Gentleman. The first ones I’d met outside of my father.

I guess it is really easy, right because of my disposition, to declare that my father was absent. That seems to be the conclusion drawn. It is really very far from the truth. I had a really good relationship with my dad. I wasn’t born out of wedlock, my father was present until he and my mom split when I was 18. Ironically, that’s when I became the most wayward, who knew that it would take 20 years to understand that, that fcked me up a bit. You wouldn’t think, because technically I was an adult, but after my parents split, that was when I really was trying to get out. My father protected me from my mom. Understanding that he stayed my whole life until it was time for me to be out on my own is very powerful. That’s why I am the way that I am. It’s the relationship with my mom, that was and is volatile, that’s also why I’m like that. I had gone to therapy, a. Couple of times in my life. It isn’t helpful, I don’t think that that is a road I’m going to go down, anymore right, because I have the ability to read and comprehend English. Not to mention I don’t care very much for women, and that seems to be all that’s available, that, and gay men, and to me that’s worse so. Therapy is out. I’d rather keep a journal. I’d rather Blog. It is talk therapy, and I work out most of my problems better talking to myself than I do anyone else anyway. I’d rather stay crazy. Plus, I don’t trust them. Everyone has someone they talk too, even them. Don’t be discusssin my business with anybody.

What I’d gathered though, in my research about homosexuality, was that you are gender differed to the parent you have the problem with. In my case I tend to date, and end up in relationships with women who are like my mother, and when it comes to choosing friendships I’m the same way. Her “grooming” technique, made it so that I would be dependent on her, never really teaching me a lot, judgmental, critical. She knows all of my insecurities, and can easily provoke them, because she is the one who instilled them, my father was always the one to teach me most of what I know about being a woman, and how to handle her pure hatred for me. I give that is why my relationships are very volatile when it comes to other women, and why I generally avoid any type of relationship with them period, because, you are not my mom, I will punch you in the face, and beat you the fck up. Your mom is the first friend as a girl that you have. If you can’t trust her, if she is mean to you, and gossipy about you, talking to her friends and family members about your business, and generally not supportive of you, what kinds of friends do you think that you’re going to have. I used to describe the relationship I have with her as a bad one. Now I’m completely comfortable with the fact that its really just non existent. I always go back and forth like “oh… she’s my mom, I have to try, she’s getting older, I need to be there. But the realization that she is a narcissist, really like everything else lately has been hitting home. I can’t affiliate myself with anyone who can’t respect the simplest of boundaries. The idea of me taking care of me is a fallacy for her. I am the scapegoat child, the black sheep. I’m learning to just be ok with that.

Before I got with my baby dad, I had, had only one boyfriend before that. The relationship was a healthy one. Circumstances and life pulled us apart. Had I had the appropriate guidance, I believe that I would still be with him today. But, I didn’t. I did what was best for me. If I was going to have a biological man for a husband, It would have been F.F. It was volatile too though, He was an alcoholic, and a narcissist as well. I helped him get a job when he first got here, he left me. Went about his life. I was hurt. I went to work one night, came home, he was gone. I never understood what was happening. I started to get better though, I started moving on and right when I was almost over the hump, here he comes back again. So many things happened, and I ended up pregnant with my son. He was laid off, and just never went back to work again. I didn’t mind being a bread winner, but I expected certain things from him, that were just to much I guess not to mention he struggled badly with honesty. He was a good dad, I guess kinda like Robin Williams in Mrs Doubtfire. I was the wife. Jas was Pierce Bronson. That’s another story, at some point I would have a prompt to be bothered with her ass but that’s not what this is about lol.. I digress, I don’t have problems with relationships with men, unless they are opposite the demeanor of my father. I know that he was how men were to behave with me, but factor in sex, romantic feelings, dishonesty, and I don’t know what to do with them. I tend to hold all the relationships with men I have, under J.M’s candle they have to resemble that, or I deem them unhealthy. I cheated on my baby dad with a woman, and on the last night that we were together, I had to beg him not to rape me. That was 14 years ago. I have tried again, for the sake of my son, I did try. But my experience with sexual abuse and sexual assault, wont let me get passed that. I’m learning to more about different personality disorders as well as my own and now, I just don’t bother, not even with my son, because I’m afraid. I think of him everyday, and love him so much it hurts. But I can’t. I prayed that if god makes him ok, then he has to make me ok. I know most of it is my fault, because I left him. I will always take responsibility for that, and never deny his entitlement to whatever feelings he has about me. I pray everyday that he is safe, and I worry everyday that he is not, it is torture. But giving what I know, my hands are tied. All I have left is the occasional I love you, I miss you, and I hope that you are ok. Moms face a lot of judgement you know, you are seen as a person who abandoned your kid… No one understands the strength it takes for a person to come to terms with the fact that your child may be better off without you. Including his dad in the past 14 years I have been active sexually with a total of 3 men. I dont even remember what it felt like, I just gave in to what my body thought it needed in those moments. I don’t know if I will be able to have a healthy relationship with a man, that isn’t platonic. At this point in my life, I really feel like Platonic relationships are all I have to offer anyone. I’m all sexed out to be honest, I like sex with myself better. I’m less likely to be hurt that way.

[n4ure]

lmao so like... imma just script this here:

i have the perfect lover ever. boyfriend. yes. he's TALL and HANDSOME AS HELL (bitchass mas POGI pa kay rick as in walang imik yang pagmumukha ni rick sakanya😘). maputi sya and CHINITO (YAS LEZZEGIT BABES) and SMART BEH GOAL ORIENTED TALAGA and SOFTIEEE and intimidating aura and has a sexy brain and popular beh sa girls and he's loyal asf di sya mahilig sa mga babae and he's a mf gentleman and love languages nya is act of service, physical touch, gifts, quality time--GORL NASAKANYA NA ANF LAHAT SAN KA PA. and protective sya and MATURED na CHILDISH HEHE u get what i mean. and like sya yung sumisita saken whenever i do something crazy and stuff EHE and gorl, he knows how to GET ME ON MY GODDAMN KNEES (again, YOU GET WHAT I MEAN). he's also patient (asf) and understanding (asf) and has a good sense of humor (frfr) and we really get along so well, matching vibes. he's a also clingy when kami lang dalawa EHE he knows what a girl wants abd needs and he gives it all to me ehe. he treats me like his queen and he never wanna lose me. he loves me so much and is loyal to me <333 .

and like hes rlly popular to girls evwryone wants him.but he doesnt even give a single fck coz he only wants me and only me and he cant resist me he loves me so much. hes rude to others and soft to me. he treats me like a goddamn QUEEN.

[cozylycaner]

Well... I went (head first) in to a rabbit hole and read something about the most famous (late 17th early 18th century) Pirates, an because I desperately needed a new header and the OFMD fandom already swallowed me in whole, I designed a over-detailed Flag, in which I combined the flags form Stede Bonnet (Left) and Blackbeard (Right)

and yes, I have absolute normal feelings about this series.

If you like it, use it for your own, but please tag me. That would be nice.

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[shelly-johnson]

kurt hummel in every episode of glee → 1x20

[filiseverus]

I really have a type huh.

1. Likes those pocky stick things

2. Has a really pretty singing voice but thinks they can’t sing.

3. Thinks Heathers is a great movie (it sucks)

4. Speed walks like there’s somewhere to be

5. Likes stranger things

6. Drinks bubble tea (I’d rather die)

7. Sings along to Sweater Weather when they’re alone in their car

8. Thinks no one wants them even though I obviously think they’re a snack

[psychewritesbs]

Chapter 187: Tokyo No. 2 Colony, pt. 6 - The first rule of Fight Club is...

I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God dammit, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables. Slaves with white collars.

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes. Working jobs we hate so that we can buy shit we don’t need. 

We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War, no Great Depression.

Our Great War is a spiritual war.

Our Great Depression is our lives.

We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we will be millionaires and movie Gods and rockstars. 

But we won’t. We’re slowly learning that fact. 

And we’re very, very pissed off.

First rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.

- Tyler Durden

Happy JJK Sunday!

So much adulting to do but like... fck yeah Tyler Durden Kin-chan!

Also, I don’t know if that quote has anything to do with what Gege is trying to convey but... what a great quote bahaha.

Let’s just say that I love that Gege is still writing about existentialism in this battle. 

But, above all, I love that he’s using Chuck Palahniuk’s brand of testosterone-driven existentialism. The kind that can only be experienced when you are fully in your body, feeling so alive that you can’t possibly keep your shirt on.

But like... why would you when you look this good?

And while I am loving the fan service mostly because I find it amusing that Gege looks like he’s enjoying himself drawing Hakari...

Above all, I can’t ignore that Hakari is carnal af.

He feels to me like someone that feels alive most when he’s turned on--and I don’t necessarily mean sexually (although there is something to be said of it). But rather, the rawness of being an emotional being and feeling alive in the moment.

And like... Ohlala, so much masculinity on display! 

Unlike Fight Club’s unreliable narrator and just like Tyler Durden, Hakari does not need the Ikea catalog to feel alive not me regretting buying all of that Ikea furniture that owns me and is sitting in a storage unit collecting dust. He’s turned his back on the established order and it’s rigid rules. 

Also, I am going to laugh if Hakari has been funding his Fight Club by selling soap to the shop where Panda, Maki, Inumaki and Yuta got part time jobs from that one bonus chapter.

As for Kashimo?

Pshhhh!

Another nut who validates and invigorates his existence through high stakes battles.

Why are they so cool tho?!

I don’t know about all y’all but I’m excited because they’re excited.

Kenny and Kashimo

So we get to see everyone’s favorite intergenerational body-hopping brain again. And to me, the most outstanding part about this exchange was the fact that Kashimo wishes he would have fought Kenny. 

It makes me wonder whether Kenny is strong no matter the body? Like how does this work? Does his soul’s information override the body’s? Or does he merge his soul with the body’s information?

Whatever the case, we get to see a bit of Kashimo who is on the verge of death. His only regret was not having had the opportunity to fight the strongest.

And so, they get a new chance at life. 

Another shot to get it right... whatever it is these ancient sorcerers are trying to get right.

Fighting for the sake of fighting.

Fighting for honor.

Fighting for vengeance.

Fighting to feel alive.

Ladies, gentleman and everyone in between who does not wish to be limited by the status quo’s limited definitions of “normalcy”...

The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club.

Happy JJK-Sunday!

Time to go back to my Marketing gig so that I can sell stuff that people do need to do their jobs that they hate so that they can buy stuff they don’t need so that I can pay for the storage unit where my Ikea furniture is stored.