#genshinscaramouche

[lydskisses]

🌟 PO - Genshin Impact 原神 Scarameow, Fontaine Phase 4.1 Official Merch 🌟

ETA: TBC. Approx Jan 2024

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[cactuswastaken]

Bow before me, worm!

Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Do the fandango!

[jasiemint]

Scaramouche Imagine~

when you suddenly fell asleep that he comes into your consciousness

theme: fluff (?), very cute and heartwarming, warning might make you cry, may contain sensitive topics, not proofread

on a serious note, this is crack LMFAO you have been warned.

It was very late at night. You can't fall asleep and there are two reasons for such: the stampede of thoughts in your head and the cruel stomachache. You opened your eyes, giving up on trying to fall asleep. Right arm making its way out of the blankets, reaching out for the top of your wooden bedside cabinet as you get your phone. You turned it on and saw the time. 3:27am. You have been laying down, tossing and turning, ever since it was 11. The situation looked deem, hopeless, yet confusing.

Suddenly, you again felt a sharp pain in your stomach. This has happened multiple times this night. In your head, sleep would have made it disappear, but it seems that sleep is nowhere near. You recalled what your great yet Lesser Lord Kusanali once quoted - "use the bathroom and flush your anxiety dookie away~". As you cannot help it anymore, you stood up and walked towards the bathroom.

You took a shit, and oh boy was it hard to push it out. It was like you had to muster all your strength and courage for this very hour, for this divine event. Oh? But all of a sudden, pitch black filled your vision. One second, your eyelids felt so heavy and now, you are finally in deep slumber. Who would have thought that perhaps changing your bed to a toilet can help.

Supposedly you are in a deep sleep where your mind is at peace and you do not have to think or do anything. But what is this strange feeling? As if your soul had been transported back to reality but far away from it as well. It cannot be explained, but you just felt it. Is this what happens when you become in touch with your own consciousness? Slowly coming to your senses, your once bowing head turned upwards. Shocked, you saw the face of The Balladeer staring at you. What are those in his eyes? That purple electrifying look. no. There is more to it. You looked deeper and you saw something you did not expect - mercy. Pity.

He then held your hand, and as if your consciousness is in fact connecting with reality in some way, you were finally able to release that one last tiny hard piece of poopoo you have been struggling to get out. You cried tears of joy and worshipped the one who had held your hand. Scaramouche, satisfied with his help, laughed with a sprinkle of both genuine relief and degradation. "Mortals... A very simple task yet you still need me to succeed. How laughable."

You completely woke up from your consciousness. Now unable to see Scaramouche, you felt sad. But no matter. It was a pleasure and honor already to see him, and hell, even held your hand. You don't know if he can hear you, but you wanted to express gratitude. You cried and screamed plenty of thanks and continuously did this as you wash and wipe your business away.

The neighbors, who were sleeping tight, woke up to your screams. They filed a complaint to the village owner of where you are residing. When they came to talk to you, you preached of how great Lord Scaramouche is. They all looked at you weirdly - "Do we need medical help?". They kept trying to know into your sense that Scaramouche is but a fictional character and that you need to touch grass. Yet you refused. You feel and know that you are in the right. Just like any follower, you defended your new god with all your might. You also know that no, you do not need to touch grass.

Unless you spent precious time reading all of this. Then maybe you do. Don't you have something to do in life? Are you okay? Touch grass, please.

Fear not, however, for I will come with you. After all, I spent 30 minutes writing all this down. Maybe, just maybe, we all need to seek help.

Oh, and to summarize all of this... You know what you just read?

A story about you taking a shit at 3am and being so tired that you fell asleep. But then Scaramouche went in your consciousness. You were crying deep inside so he pitied you and helped you release that one tiny hard last piece of poopoo then you woke up and thanked him in a very loud manner that the neighbors, cops, and doctors had to be involved. Did you get the therapy you need? Idk man, you tell me

[2-dsimp]

The people have Spoken!

Yandere! Student Council Member! Scaramouche!

Headcannons📝

🎖 He will not hesitate to degrade/pepper-spray the utter living sh!t out of those lowlifes who’ve deceived themselves into believing that they were even worthy of breathing the same air as you

🎖 Very strict, sadistic, and cruel to those who oppose his authority as being apart of the elite squad, whose reputation is known to rule over all in Akedemi

🎖Has a bad rep so mostly all the students are wary or just choose to avoid any contact with the fierce patrolling tiger roaming the hallways in search of his Senpai

🎖Making his pursuit of Senpai’s absolute love and adoration within his reach without any peasants in the way of his courtship

🎖 If he’s not busy torturing a student for their blatant idiocy then he’s occupied with casually dropping by at their Senpai’s respective classes using the Council benefits to his advantage

🎖he’ll spout carefully crafted excuses such as the Student Council is monitoring all student behavior to keep the troublemakers at bay

🎖Or coincidentally claiming he’s in need of Senpai’s assistance when delivering paperwork from teachers to other facilities

🎖Scaramouche’s as cunning as he is sly, so the students wouldn’t know what hit them when they’d be appalled/shooketh questioning whether their eyesight may have gone mad with delusional visions

🎖 Of their usual scowling overlord becoming a smiling charitable prince when in the presence of his Senpai, a total 360 quite literally enough to give anyone whiplash

🎖But as he sees his Senpai getting too close with another student that’s when the facade drops and thus enters the controlling/possessive Scaramouche

🎖Who’ll do anything to make sure you’re his, and that you know you belong to him as well

🎖He’ll start by abusing his higher up position in order to threaten other students into submission effectively isolating his Senpai which’ll leave none other than him as their life support

🎖And if he needs to get his hands dirty in order to discipline those degenerates who seek to defy his mission then by all means he’ll welcome the challenge of washing the blood off his uniform after he’s done

“Who cares if those good-for-nothings ignore you Senpai? I’m the only one you need so forget about them and focus on me…”

[masonika]

Apr 12, 2022

I remember a close friend of mine showed me this and I just can’t. It had to be done- 

[gumdropdemon]

A drawing I did of Scaramouche!

He a baddie( ✌︎'ω')✌︎

[brokencreativitybsgt]

Scaramouche doodl #genshinimpactfanart #genshinart #genshinfanart #genshinimpact #art #fanart #scaramouche #genshinscaramouche #genshinimpactscaramouche #scaramouchefanart #kunikuzushi #kunikuzushifanart #doodle #pencilsketch https://www.instagram.com/p/CjQw9wCukwQ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[your-smol-nugget]

Tsaritsa: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make

Signora:

Scaramouche:

Childe: Bitch.

[shu-genshin-lover]

WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING (Scaramouche x reader)

a/n- modern au :))

It’s the same dream over and over again….

The dream felt so real, so vivid as if you were there too.

It was dark and raining. Thunder struck continuously as it rains harder. You saw yourself laying down bleeding in the grass as someone with an umbrella was looking down at you. It was like you were seeing how you died.

You always have dreams that became real like when you predicted that your father had died in a drive-by. You tried to stop your dad from going to work and telling him about your dream but it was too late. A criminal escaped the trial and your dad being a milelith was killed trying to stop him. You thought that the dreams you were having were nothing.

You thought you were the only one who had these dreams.

A fatui harbinger who came to Liyue seemed to be having dreams too. An electro vision wielder had dreams of a (h/l) (h/c) girl bleeding on the ground. He could hear her talking.

‘Please save me.’

‘I don’t want to die.’

‘’This is all your fault.’

Scaramouche woke up sweating. Never in his life has he felt so scared. So many questions were flooding in his mind. Scaramouche sat up from his bed and looked out the window.

“I'll find you”

[askthefatuiharbingers]

MASTERPOST

What is this blog?

This is your typical ask blog themed around the fatui harbingers! Submit whatever kind of ask you want, just mind the rules!

Rules

1. I will not water down characters to make them appear more romantic or tame, I intend to write them as in character as possible.

2. I have done lots of research on the fatui, so I will do harbingers who have yet to have alot of screen time, if you dont want all of them, please specify who you want!

2.Dont abuse the ask box. AKA don't send in like 12 asks to drown out other people's asks. Please be respectful and keep it under 5 asks a day.

3. Be kind and respect that I am a human being running this blog!!

Don't have any ideas on what to ask? Here's a list of common submission types and what they entail!

-Headcannons-

A headcannon in terms of this blog would be like asking how I view something a character(or group of characters) would do.

There are two types of headcannons.

For example, someone could ask how I headcannon the harbingers sleeping positions, to which I would then make a post explaining how they sleep. This would be a group head cannon which is followed by short responses for each character.

Singular headcannons is a request like “how does Childe cuddle” then I would go in depth on how he cuddles. These posts would be longer and with much more detail and explaining.

-Reactions-

Reactions for this blog is when you send something in, saying or doing something to the character for example someone could send in an ask that said ‘how would the harbingers respond to you stepping on their feet?’ and then it would be answered with a reaction post of how they would react to that given situation

Reactions can also be along the lines of 'i had a super rough day to day can I get x character to give be a back rub’

BASICALLY reactions are anything I respond to in character that isn’t a oneshot.

-One Shots-

One shots for this blog will be short stories, these are more restrictive, since I won’t write a prompt five times each time with a different character. With one shots you set me up a scenario with one character specifically(or sometimes multiple depending on the specific request.) and i write a short story off of that prompt.

-Match ups-

These are my FAVORITE asks to do. What this is, is you send an ask describing yourself(or an oc) and you ask who the admin answering would pair you with(romantically or platonically aslong as you specify, i know you guys are SIMPS). These tend to be lengthy answers.

-Admin Opinions-

These are basically just any ask directed at an admin that asks for their opinions. UNLIKE headcannons these asks can be anything. From my favorite harbinger to my favorite kind of tea. These are more laid back posts.

Enjoy! I look forward to your asks!

[jupeeterr]

What do you mean he won't be playable?? He better be or I'm deleting this game 💀

[lydskisses]

🌟 PO - Genshin Official Scarameow Outfit 🌟

ETA: Nov - Dec 2023

Payment Deadline: While Stocks Last

➡️ Feel free to DM me if you need help with the sizing of the sweater.

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・Sweater SGD$55

・Cat Plush SGD$38.50

・Beret SGD$29.90

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[cactuswastaken]

Puppet loosely strung

Some scaramouche art because we love him and we cherish him, all he needs is some warm milk and a cookies...

[miss-fleischwolf]

My Scaramouche from the double meme challenge~

[2-dsimp]

Can i have angel cake and Dragon Beard Candy for scaramouche thank you

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

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Snacks are ready! 🛎

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Mafia member Scaramouche x reader

Cw: fluffy times with fandango man

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He absolutely loves the domestic life with you despite his dangerous profession, that often ends up with him sending a few decapitated heads to his boss. Or calling in the cleanup crew to dump the dead bodies of fools who dared to check you out with him around. Paying the deadly price of ignoring the shiny ring on your pretty lil finger.

He has a black cat that keeps you company during the trips he’s begrudgingly away from home. Whenever he comes back he hastily shoves a bundle of expensive gifts into your hands as an apology for being away from his adoring wife for too long.

Has mellowed out over the years to comfortably ask for affection wether it be cuddles or little pecks to his cheek. He’d also just watch you from afar as your doing housework and just be in a daze of how many of his thoughts that are occupied by his gorgeous wife. For example he’d be thinking things like I’d kill for you, you’re the most precious thing in my life, I love you so much I wanna—

Although he cherishes you deeply he wouldn’t be opposed to teasing you, by either just pinning you to the kitchen counter in an excuse to get something, or randomly whispering provocative things in your ear. He just loves to get you flustered, just for him.

[vapplepi]