#geez louise

[eonslice]

sasnars...

[cutter-kirby]

okay guys if nothing else you have to respect philip’s commitment to the bit

[octonauts-daily]

[pswelcometomylife]

This is an insane turnout for something that isn't even out yet.

[kuromitos]

Sometimes batman haters scare me with their takes cause

What do you mean he was trained by pedophiles and abusers??? Who are you talking about??

What crime did Dick do? Why so much hate?? Why the tim slander???

Explain yourself!

This why I stay on the batfamily side. Yall scary asf.

[bowsersforeskin]

He's just like me, she's just like me, they're just like me, goddamnit!

[lau219]

Any hints on what you'll be dropping next? I'm guessing maybe why deny???? I could be wrong too lol.

Hahaha! Actually, a second part to It Should Have Been You is dropping next (tonight some time), and then I’m not sure whether Why Deny? or WYBMN? will be next, but one of them will be soon thereafter.

Still eventually planning a final part to Hope, and then of course continuing Enemies with Benefits.

Oh yeah, plus that whole new Cillian x His Assistant idea that I haven’t started yet… 🤣🤣🤣

[coffee-and-uhg]

@pedropascalfanuk on IG transcribed his acceptance speech and to see it as text is so genuine and endearing. 💗

[simplyghosting]

What do you mean the heat index is 110f with a humidity of 90%+

[prompt-master]

My first impression thoughts on the new Patrick game are that it's kind of exactly what you would expect from an open world physics game. In a good way!

It has a long of the common issues across spongebob (and licensed) games in general like weird audio mixing, npc dialog looping way too often and repetatively, constant immersion breaking pop-ups to explain a new mini games mechanics

Luckily though it doesn't have the issue of uncomfortably long, quiet loading screens! Because it's fully open world lol. There was one to launch the game and that's it. Those are such a staple of these games that I kept expecting a sudden loading screen to interrupt me lol

Music unfortunately is MID as fuck. You will never be spongebob the movie the game, bfbb, or creature from the krusty krab. I miss bfbbs jellyfish fields song specifically. Only song that stood out to me was the bikini bottom university areas song

Overall it's a cute, casual game and I did admittedly really enjoy getting to explore a pretty fleshed out bikini bottom design, it appeals to the kid Prom that used to mess around on the bfbb overworld. I had a lot of silly fun making krabby patties and exploring glove world

It's not breaking any new ground, but I like it more than cosmic shake personally. Probably not worth full price to most people but a good cute game to get on sale if you like Spunch

[kickbutts-singsongs]

An interesting conversation my lil sis and I had the other day:

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Her: “I was sad today. But then my friend sent me David Tennant edits and they made me laugh so I felt better.”

Me: “Omg lolllll. Wait was it from Doctor Who, or—”

Her: “No it was Good Omens.”

Me, not expecting that response in the slightest, but feeling absolutely overjoyed: “No way!! I’ve been meaning to watch it! It looks so good!”

Her: “Yeah I watched it with my friend over the course of like five weeks.”

Me, who’s been trying to figure out where exactly she stands on the whole lgbt thing considering our father is homo/transphobic, cuz one day I wanna tell her that I’m ace: “So you’ve seen it!! Did you like it???”

Her: “Yeah, it was good, but— uh…”

Her, shifting on her feet and looking uncomfortable all of a sudden: “I don’t think you’d like it.”

Me: “Huh? Why not??”

Her: “It’s just— it’s very… the whole thing’s gay. I don’t think you’d like it.”

Me, utterly gobsmacked: “Um…?”

Me, who is on the gay blogging hellsite, who reads (and writes!) gay fanfiction, and who is literally queer: 👁️👄👁️

Me, who doesn’t want my lil sis to *know* that I’m on the gay blogging hellsite, that I read (and write!!) gay fanfiction, and that I’m queer: “…You know I have a lot of friends who are lgbtq, right? Like, I’m okay with that. Don’t you hear me argue with Dad when he makes one of his stupid comments?”

Her, quickly walking away: “Uh, yeah okay, idk I just don’t think you’d like it. That’s just my opinion.”

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💀💀💀

MA’AM????????

I can’t tell if she’s homophobic, if she wants me to think she’s homophobic, or if she thinks that I’m homophobic.

[themotherofhorses]

me: i need motivation! encouragement! something to keep me writing today! pls give me a sign, universe!

the universe:

[lau219]

Trying to keep these Kinktober requests to just one-shots as opposed to allowing them to become multi-chapters. The struggle is real. 🤦‍♀️

[kharmii]

Where you've got Volo helpless on his back. Surely there are more fun things to do than tear his nuts off.

[vadersaber]

I wasn't aware there were people tagging him in pictures of sex toys, isn't that a form of harassment?! I wouldn't blame him or be surprised if he only posted work-related things for a while.

i randomly came across a pic which i'm sure was meant in a funny way by the OP but it did NOT come off that way. i'd definitely file that under sexual harassment because neither i nor andrew need to see your sex toy in solidarity with what you think is also a sex toy and was most likely either a massager or a microphone (no shame towards that tho, you get yours babe!)

yeah with the way these people behave i wouldn't be surprised, and i'd actually welcome it. i like not knowing anything about his private life because i do not know him, i only know the musical artist.

[faffreux]

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