#ge anon

[theocbox]

Oh, shut up, agent! I thought we were over all of that. Anyway, tell me more about that ‘explosion’? - Gene

Agent: We are. I thought bringing it up might make make him feel better though. It wasn’t a slight against you.

Tea-nt: .. why do you want to know about that? It’s not a very.. nice story.

Agent: You don’t have to talk about it if you don’t want to, you know. He can’t make you talk about it.

Tea-nt: Eh.. it’s fine. I don’t.. really care about it, besides it’s not the first time I’ve talked about it. Agency questioned me for hours about it.. among other things.

Tea-nt: Well.. it happened after a.. particularly bad failure on my part. I was desperate, my.. ‘boss’ was not very happy with me and had given me one last chance to do what they asked. After plan A fell through.. I picked up one of my own bombs, and threatened to blow me and the person I was fighting up. I guess during my negotiation after that I was deemed.. unnecessary. And a bullet hit my bomb. .. I’m sure you can guess what happened next.

Agent: … oh.

Tea-nt: Huh? What does “oh” mean??

[marshmallowprotection]

OH MY GOD WE GOT OUR WISH I DIDN’T THINK IT WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN

[Twitter Link]

I consider this a major victory. I am now living my best life while the RFA tends to us and we got an Elizabeth the 3rd cameo!

Zen gets the chance to live his Cinderella dream, Yoosung just realized he needs to watch his step, Jumin isn't having a good time cleaning the floor since he just realized how long it takes, Jaehee is having the time of her life styling out MC's hair, Jihyun is unbothered and content doing laundry for MC, Saeyoung is absolutely thriving in sheer gender euphoria, and Saeran seems so happy to tend to the daily chores to make the space clean and tidy for MC!

[spriteofmushrooms]

Late night brain blast but JC gets transported back in time to when his parent’s generation was studying at Cloud Recesses and manages to blow everyone away. JC being the strong confident self he becomes during crisis because come hell or high water he’s getting back to his nephew, thus attracting everyone’s attention and awakening some crushes. Everyone initially assumes he’s from the past and that he’s JFM’s ancestor, which makes JFM feel inadequate as he should, especially with how starstruck his SIC is by him. LQR being the youngest and having the biggest crush on JC because he talks to him like his opinion really matters and doesn’t focus on whatever heroics his elder brother has done this week. I just think it could be fun and full of shenanigans.

Anon, this is absolutely incredible, and I feel like @not-rude-ginger needs to see this ASAP. More to add later when I'm done being raked over the coals by this zcx fic.

[onlylowercase]

Hate to break it to you....

[littlelamb21]

HIII !!!

I'm new to tumblr!! I'm 19 ftm !!

My dms are closed but my asks are open ,, you can say anything filfy icky things you'd say to me in dms in public

Also im a sub/bottom and mostly a pillow prince

I'm in to some of this stuff (expandable and I'm willing to do anything my sir asks of me)

Ageplay (I'm really big into acting like a child PLEAES TALK TO ME LIKE A CHILD EJFNDN)

Rape-play/cnc

Denial/ruined/edging orgasam

Dehumanising/dollification

PRAISE (I'm feral for praise)

Age gaps

Grooming

Somno

Intox

HARD NOS

Period sex/blood

Animals

Detrans

Real incest

Minors dni <3

[theocbox]

… you wouldn’t. - Gene

I would indeed, Gene. I’ll toss all the coffee I can find in the agency if need be. It’s karma for throwing out my tea!

[marshmallowprotection]

Flustered Saeran is peak Saeran, I need to make that man blush

Honestly, I think that's one of the greatest things about his character as he's working on his recovery. He discovers that he really likes to poke your buttons and he appreciates it when you poke his in return. The entire scene that takes place in a dream sequence is definitely a take on the person he's becoming as he heals from his trauma.

When he laughs at you because you chew your strawberries in a particular way, he pretends to be scared when you point your fork at him. It's the little things like that that give you a better idea of the kind of person he is.

[spriteofmushrooms]

More of the Succubus Curse!AU. I’m just imagining the Spider-Man pointing meme when all three major Lan’s realize they’ve all fantasized about the same man. Of course all of their fantasies were very different, LQR was imagining a sweet ingenue JC begging to thank him for all his hard work teaching him by letting himself be further taught dual cultivation one on one. LXC thinks JC would be as firm as he is in the war room and would show LXC exactly how he wants to use him. LWJ mostly imagines putting a mouthy JC in his place or being dual seduced by both Jiang boys. Of course the other two legs of 3zun aren’t spared embarrassment. NMJ mostly likes to imagine JC dressing and acting like his mom. Being viscous and steam rolling any weakness. JGY mostly imagines setting himself up to be JC’s savior from Wen imprisonment and being thankful enough to heap praise and respect on JGY. He follows whatever JGY wants because he trusts him that much.

I imagine there’s a lot of arguments about characterization once people get over the initial embarrassment since it seems like JC just naturally inspires these feelings. Maybe there’s some latent Yu succubus blood the people think. The amount of spite RPF jumps Sky high and JC never knows peace again.

It would be very funny if NHS was immune to Succubus-jie's very helpful curse, because he had never fantasized about being personally involved with JC. JC should treat him like a refuge because FINALLY someone who isn't nasty!! NHS, importantly, is responsible for a minimum of 20% of all Hot Sect Leaders In Your Area RPF booklets. Because JC's hanging out with him, he's close enough to view at least a few of these fantasies displayed, and make perfect replicas of the others from gossip.

JC: Lan-laoshi thinks I'm a delicate maiden.

NHS: And how does that make you feel? 📝

JC: It's nice that he thought I was such a good student. 🥺

NHS: Bleak, yet inspiring!

[redbeanbunsworld-if]

Mo Ge!!! Can’t wait to meet him, my MC will fall on love with the handsome man rigth away! He can put me on a leash give me orders and I will do it in a heartbeat 🧎‍♀️

^ Do you see this? This is that guy you're talking about. Leash and orders. This guy would put himself on a leash for you. 🤣🤣

Anyway, I'm so excited to finally introduce the childhood friend/lover. <3 Bestest boy, and sweetest puppy.

[justanechoflower]

Wow. I never thought THAT would be what would make the back-up file Monika made needed. Way for Flowey to lose his extra life from something this trivial. Well, I guess it’s about time for that M!A that makes it stop working now…

…Oh wait, that one probably doesn’t count. Usually completely random deaths like that just randomly get undone and they’re just fine in the next scene. It’s not one of those that would actually stick around in any kind of narrative environment, since this wasn’t a serious scene.

So instead…

Oh my god, they killed Flowey!

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Tagging y'all because screenshots do not notify answered asks:

@moxiemaxo @the-idiotic-asker @goldeneclipsee @ge-reblogs-shit @faysal1232

[theresa-of-liechtenstein]

True or false: A VERY drunk young Douglas once fucked a part of a plane

absolutely loving the energy here, but with a heavy heart I gotta say false. as much as I love Douglas, I really don't think he ever had a head or heart for the intricacies of engineering or avionics. there are many, many things he'd much rather leave to the mechanics, and the squidgy parts of a plane are definitely not within his purview. he'll stand and listen to a mechanic tell him something that's changed from the last person who flew it, sure, but he's more interested in flying the thing than what's inside it.

(that being said, Douglas kind of has to be a member of the mile-high club, otherwise what are we even doing here?)

[yourinaudiblename]

sorry should I go back to racial slurs?

did you just apologize for calling me a silly goose. I'm am so fucking confused rn

[theocbox]

I could say the same to YOU, agent. - Gene

[littlelamb21]

Send me asks!! I wan attention !!

[marshmallowprotection]

I know you have a headcanon that GE Saeran likes to or prefers to be the little spoon, but I crave cuddles so badly I just wanna be all warm and cosy wrapped up in his arms and snuggly the entire time!! CUDDLES!!! 😂😂😭😭

GE Saeran isn't biased. If you prefer to be the little spoon, then gosh darn it, you will be the little spoon. If you want to bury your face in his chest and sigh to the gentle lull of his heartbeat, please, by all means, do not hesitate to let him know that's what's on your mind. He might want to be held sometimes, but who doesn't? You need to tell him it's something you desire and he'll make sure you get to experience that kind of love and adoration. He's a good partner like that, always doing his best to learn more about your likes and dislikes, just so the two of you can have healthy conversations about what you want.

There's nothing silly about asking for what you want from someone you love, or vice versa! There's no losing in this debate of little spoon or big spoon or what have you. There will always be cuddling of some kind involved! Saeran time aplenty!

[lesbiantrish]

No bc I love the whole vibe of the Rasputin scene and the implications that the master was influence the Russian royal family, but the facial hair makes my skin crawl and I want to just enjoy the scene 😭

LITERALLY!!! like me when symbolism ohemgeeee!! bur then trauma stupid :(