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dastardly-dyke · 8 months ago

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Gay sex

#lgbtq #gay #what do i tag this #queer #funny #gay sex?

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talisnotgone · 1 year ago

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live blogging disco elysium because I bought it an hour ago and it's time to play it. I have no clue what's about to happen here but I'm here for it.

#disco elysium #all i know is uh #gay sex?#cool rpg system?#communism?

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xanaxan · 1 year ago

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i put sceret in ask. now what.

Idk kiss?

#Gay sex?#Whatever u prefer

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ufonaut · 1 year ago

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HOLD THE PHONE I JUST NOTICED JSA #4 HAS GAINED A TEEN RATING ON THE COVER THAT THE OTHER ISSUES DIDNT HAVE

#GAY SEX?#personal

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jarrythan · 4 months ago

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This is what the woke mind virus has done to us

men used to put their neckties on their heads to show they were drunk at parties. we used to be a real society

#because of woke #woke #woke agenda #woke liberal madness #woke mind virus #uhhh #gay sex?

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ivyblooms · 2 months ago

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The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.

#I worked with her for 5 years and I never got over this moment it was like she was in some kind of gay sex trance?????

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wouldgaysexfixthem · 5 months ago

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the philosophers of our time are on tumblr dot com

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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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ratsonfire · 3 months ago

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I never thought a Honda Odyssey could be so homoerotic

#deadpool & wolverine #poolverine #deadpool x wolverine #deadpool #wade wilson #wolverine #logan howlett #i don’t think this counts as spoilers #what the fuck was that #an allegory for gay sex I believe #this is so stupid

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lazylittledragon · 1 month ago

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some domestic shadowlachs <33

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #shadowlach #shadowheart #karlach #i just think they should do eachother’s hair and be cosy and also have a lot of rowdy gay sex #also if you watch jen and aliona's streams the 3rd one is based on when jennifer english LOCKS IN #they've def been there for like 8 hours. the pyjamas are there but the makeup is still on #yet another shadowlach print for the shop whoops #i'm going to try and get at least the shadowlach things done by mcm because i know some people wanted them signed by jen/sam #not to be dramatic but i would weep

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devilofthepit · 10 months ago

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2024:

1. GET EVEN WEIRDER!!!!!!

2. GAY AND TRANSGENDER SEX

3. DO WHATEVER YUOU WANT FOREVER

4. STOP OVERTHINKING IT

5. YOU DO NOT NEED TO DO ANYTHING TO BE LOVED

6. FIND MEANING IN EVERYTHING

#sequel to last years 40k note post #only manifested gay sex won’t repeat that mistake again #reminders

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razberrypuck · 3 months ago

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no bc ford and bill's falling out is so silly to me because its like. ford's obsession with bill was the closest to "religious" that he's ever tread, and that kind of betrayal was earth shattering and hurt ford in a way he had NEVER been hurt before, causing him to completely mentally and emotionally unravel. meanwhile bill is like "can we talk 🥺" as if he hasn't been using ford for years, and when it became clear ford hated his ass bill got so drunk he forgot his mom was dead. what an INSANE dynamic to establish 8 years after the show ended.

#ford spiraling into extreme paranoia vs bill acting like a heartbroken teenager #AND they fucked on karaoke night. stanford pines had (implied) gay sex with an interdimensional war criminal in his mind.#what a fucking crazy dynamic. god bless you alex hirsch.#gravity falls #stanford pines #ford pines #bill cipher #billford #ford pines gravity falls #bill cipher gravity falls #the book of bill

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puppyboypatrick · 10 months ago

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online friends are like. i would trust you with my life. i have never seen your knees

#no good fucking television #lk.txt #pansys biggest hits #i changed this to gay sex but i felt bad so i changed it back. if u saw it in the 5 minutes it was like that hi ur a real one

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butchdykekondraki · 10 months ago

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14k moonwalker

#look at my wife ok.#og tags ->#[ren]#um. i mean what who said that you guys.....#preemptive ''this post is about wanting to have gay sex with a computer''

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dogd0m-charlie · 4 months ago

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"doggy style" my ass. if the guy on top isn't tongue-out panting and growling like a dog and the guy bottoming isn't whining and whimpering like a dog, you are NOT doing it doggy style. you guys are POSERS.

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elainiisms · 7 months ago

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"that show is queerbaiting" maybe you just aren't evolved enough to appreciate those freaks being homoerotic but i am

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