#gay metalhead

[hunter-sylvester]

Pride month may be over but I'm still gay as fuck so. hcs ig

Hunter Sylvester - Metal Lords / Zakk - Deathgasm / Turo Moilanen - Heavy Trip

[profdrlachfinger]

Some cuddly metal men 💜💙🧡✨

[delicatebaby777]

This lowkey how it feels being a gay man in the metal community. Or being into metal in general😭😭. .

[theohohmoment]

I'm going to say something wildly controversial.

*Deep breath*

Eddie Munson does not have soft curly hair.

Now, if your head canon or fanon has Eddie with soft curly hair, you have my full support. Feel free to have Steve Harrington running his fingers through soft brown curls.

BUT

Eddie Munson was a trailer park drug dealing metalhead in the 80s. Chances are he washed his hair with a bar of soap or the cheapest driest shampoo and never went near conditioner, and that was on purpose, he wanted his hair big and wild. He'd follow up with drying his hair upside down, scrunching it up to get some curls, sticking hair gel through the roots, back combing it, and then finally using a stupid amount of hair spray.

His hair would be big and mad and metal.

He probably hacked crazy layers into it with some old kitchen scissors over the trailer sink, driving Wayne up the wall. He was probably banned from lighting up a cigarette for half an hour after finishing his haircare routine due to the amount of hair spray.

And I honestly think that would work so well in fics. Imagine Dustin trying out the Eddie Munson hair routine like he did with Steve's for the snowball dance and Steve's reaction "I said 4 pumps Henderson!" "It's called being metal Steve, duh" or Steve seeing Eddie's actual flat/silky/lightly curled hair for the first time after his first post-upside down shower and getting heart palpations or Eddie convincing Steve to do each other's hair routines and Steve freaking out at the tangles from teasing it.

I just think authentically metal haired Eddie is something we need more of, that's all.

[infinite-orangepeel]

this is so hopper giving his speech at the steddie wedding. making endless dad jokes and embarrassing the hell out of both of them. i’m just imaging him saying something like:

hopper: you never think your future son-in-law is going to turn out to be the same kid you arrested upwards of twenty times when he was in high school but here i am to tell the tale—

eddie: i was also wanted for murder

hopper: don’t bring that up here please. for the love of god. you have no idea how much paper work it took for me to get your name cleared.

steve: i’m pretty sure he was arrested at least thirty times

hopper: like i said folks, you don’t get to choose family and sometimes family is your adopted gay son and his metalhead husband who spent a solid three years living on your couch—

steve: well at least now when i bail him out of jail it’ll be as my husband. i can even sign the paperwork as “mr. steve munson”

eddie: aw babe that’s so sweet

hopper: don’t push it you two

[munchiives]

Born to be gay lovers, forced to be in rivaling bands.. 😞💔

[raccoonwxrks]

Back with my Chuuya Metalhead agenda

[froody]

in high school I sat at the lunch table with the gay furries, redneck teen moms and metalhead burnouts administration chronically suspects of plotting Columbine 2.0. you would think these wildly different demographics would not get along but we were all the best of friends

[princess-lvcifer]

[greattrashtragedy]

WHO IS HE PLS HELp

[vivi-616]

[profdrlachfinger]

[cr00glasses]

[transalphabf]

taking all the boys who like to fuck with 'sexy' metal like sleep token playing, and just rawing them to actual heavy stuff specifically to corrupt them to only cum listening to black metal

something something trve kvlt

[munchiives]

I love when they gay gay homosexual gay yaoi

[psychonauticwizard]

ˊˊ Leviticus 18:22: You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination. ˋˋ

Just a W.I.P. of my priest OC Vikern laying in bed, thinking about how much he loves one of the alter boys: Atticus.