#gay dads lets goooooo

[zira-draws]

family photos

i imagine the first picture was taken by aizawa, when hizashi and eri were goofing around and getting ready for a concert. and the second one was sneakily taken by hizashi when he wanted to check on eri in her room

[dixidin]

Would anyone like to hear my delusions.......

[bigfeelingsdyke]

switching to cobra kai mode…

[nerdmccoy356]

OMG TWO DADS HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS

GAY PARENTS LETS GOOOOOO

[autistic-crypt1d]

Stargate Universe Live Blogging:

Season 1

I've watched SG-1 and SGA like a billion times but I've never seen SGU so this will be my first watch!

Updates:

- Air (Part 1)

- oooo music score?!?!?! Fucking sick so far, good start good start

- Michael Shanks is in the intro credits?? I'm assuming he's just gonna be like flashbacks or set up cuz I don't believe he's in the show in the show

- that's a funky looking gate

- this is going well so far

- the doctor looks a lot like Izzy from GA

- gonna be weird seeing the dude who plays Rumple in OUT in a different role

- bro is weirdly chill during this

- The dude in the red shirt and hoodie is the only dude I remember from watching part of the first episode when I was a kid

- oh shit, first fatality?

- the dude who came through first reminds me of Dylan O'Brian

- JACK

- are they actually gonna beam him up?

- PFFFFT

- ahhh there's Daniel

- they're doing an intro similar to Atlantis it seems "we're all in a new scary place we don't know and we're all about to die" but "idk how we got here either" edition

- OK THATS A SEX SCENE WASN'T PREPARED FOR THAT

- woah that travel windows around the ship is super cool

- I don't like the Sergeant

- SAM!!!

- ah yes, great 3 count people

- why tf are the Goa'uld even there? Weren't they mostly destroyed by this point?

- Air (Part 2)

- ah yes try to pull open a bulk head door with your hands

- I fucking hate this Sergeant dude so much

- yuck

- he is so gonna die

- ah, can only be sealed from the inside, who's gonna die?

- it's gonna be her dad isn't it

- Eli is so fucking funny

- :(

- Scott is so sweet 😭

- ooooooo first off base mission?

- this is super cool I like it

- Rush and Eli in uniform is so silly

- Air (Part 3)

- god damn a 3 parter??

- The communication stones thing is a super interesting aspect

- "oh, look. More sand." XD

- I get that this is unfathomably hard but to spend the maybe final moments you have with your daughter drinking??

- ah yes military man, barge in and give orders about things you know absolutely nothing about while simultaneously putting another man's life while inhibiting his body!

- god I fucking hate Greer

- oh???

- Scott looks so much like John Casey from Chuck rn when he turns to the side

- ah yes everyone ignore the smartest fucking people on this ship

- OKI DOKE

- that's some heavy handed lore dropping lol

- "I have a gun 😃" PFFFFT

- 16?!?!?!?! HOW OLD IS HE IN THIS SCENE CUZ WTF

- THE SOUND SCORE!!!! AHHHH!!!!

- RUN BITCHES RUN!!!

- AHHHH!!!! THIS IS SO INTENSE I LOVE IT

- LET'S GO RUSH AND ELI!!!!

- WOOO!!!

- omfg this show is so good, I can't believe I get to watch a Stargate show for the first time again 😭

- ok so the priest was alive in that scene and died when he was 16 so he was 16 or younger in that scene thank god

- UHHHH WHAT WAS THAT????

- Darkness

- I love that they do the recap stuff with the Kino overlay, very cool

- whatever that dude is trying to tell him is gonna end up being super important to this episode isn't it

- I don't like the flirty woman who was fucking with Scott in the first episode. I hate flirty characterssss

- as far as I remember, Scott is the first outwardly religious Stargate character we've had

- "oh, well, he's had a nervous breakdown sir" "what?" XD

- gosh that shot of the ship was pretty

- I don't like Telford one fucking bit y'all

- gross Eli, gross.

- prettyyyyy

- Eli and Chloe are so cute

- flying into the sun time!

- Light

- please don't be one of those guys Eli, Chloe clearly needs a friend and views you as that, please be content with being a good friend to her

- great, another sex scene

- at least it wasn't as fuckin jarring and graphic as the last one

- IS WRAY GAY????

- Spencer shut the fuck up

- ok ok rare Greer W

- PFFFFT the fact that they just left him on the floor is so funny to me

- bro wants to die naked, ok

- is the Destiny gonna use the sun to power up or something????

- LET'S GOOOOOO

- wonder how they're gonna signal the others to come back

- THIS IS SO SICK

- THIS SHOW IS SO COOL

- he's gonna have them slingshot!!!

- YES!!!! AHHHHH FUCK THIS SHOW IS AWESOME

- HELL YEAH!!!

- Water

- SOME OF THE SAND STUFF GOT ON BOARD OH SHIT

- a lot of chaos and upheaval and fighting is gonna go down before they realize it's the sand stuff taking the water isn't it

- Scott please get a grip, you're on a fucking spaceship on the brink of death constantly, can you maybe focus on that instead of getting laid???

- these space suits look an awful lot like the suits the asgard wore that invaded Atlantis

- that snow shit hurts my eyessss

- oh shit she found the sand thing

- BRO DON'T SHOOT THE DUST YOU IDIOT

- OH FUCK

- Rush is right man, they need those guys getting ice, not trying to solve the alien problem, wtf are they gonna do?

- oh shit

- that rope looks really thin I don't like that

- ok that was really sweet of her, maybe she's ok

- bro his suit is already damaged, give him the torch at this point!

- why would they not chase them to the damn Stargate!!! Send them to the ice planet they'd love it!!

- LET'S GOOOO

- PUT HIM ON THE SLED AND MOVE IT DUDE!

- NOW they wanna try the gateroom thing

- I gotta say it's super cool they have personal DHDs

- :(

- Earth

- this one has gotta deal with food right?

- MAN I KNEW THEY HAD A THING

- motherfucker really went groveling to his damn wife while wanting another woman and probably having a god damn affair with her before

- bro just disconnect!!! They can't do anything about it!!

- wtf was that face he made XD

- "he misses you too" 😭

- god I need someone to strangle that man

- bro, Young, LEAVE HER ALONE

- BRO FUCKING HER IN SOMEONE ELSE'S BODY???? DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING CONCEPT OF CONCENT?!?!?!?

- I hate that guy but he doesn't deserve that, no one deserves that

- NOOOO DON'T SMOOCH HIM GIRL YOU'RE DRUNK

- YOU GUYS ARE BESTIESSSS

- ya know, if the ancients had the kind of tech to harness star energy like this a long ass time ago, why tf didn't they build bases powered by them in space or something? Why not build more ships like this?

- maybe next time you'll listen to Rusj you fucking idiots!!

- of course they're running like cowards now

- ooooooooooooh that was his plan!!! Imfg Rush you sly dog!!!

- honestly I feel like they should've just pretended to be dead, Earth is doing fuck nothing for them

- y'all I swear to fucking god if this dude impersonates Young and sleeps with his wife I'm going to FUCKING LOSE IT

- Time

- man they really be recapping every episode

- why tf did they bring her to go to the alien planet, she's got literally zero experience and also has zero reason to be there

- I don't like the fact that this episode is being filmed "found footage style". That usually has people dying

- space malaria?

- y'all this soundtrack is STRESSING ME OUT

- why tf did they bring such a big team anyway?? Why wouldn't they do the normal 4 team as a preliminary?

- WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE

- WHAT?!?!?!

- WHAT?!?!?!

- bro what the fuck did I just watch

- this is so interesting omfg

- this Eli & T.J. convo is so wholesome 😭

- guys 😭

- man I hate that I feel for Greer rn

- these things look like really weird Goa'uld

- oh man, this is... this is rough

- did the bite make him like, shielded from them like the iratus bug did for bug Sheppard? Like he's infected now and they think he's one of them? Or did they just not attack him cuz he wasn't moving?

- uhhhh what the fuck

- same Eli, same

- oh shit she's dead :(

- ow ow ow ow ow 😭

- Eli you're gonna make my cry dude

- oh god T.J. is crying GUYS

- guys I can't take this 😭

- CHLOE IS DEAD?!?!?!? NO!! NO!!!!!

- guys

- they're gonna go back in time and save her right???? They're gonna go back right??!??!?!

- ok yeah everyone but Scott is dead they have to go back

- LET'S GO SCOTT, LOOK AT YOU USING THAT BRAIN!!!

- A 2 PARTER?!?!?! AHHHHHH!!!

- Life

- not a 2 parter?? Man that's lame!!

- y'all there is so much sex happening in this show and I am like 90% nobody brought condoms sooooo, someone is gonna get pregnant soon I'm calling it rn

- Spencer is stressing me out, he is a disaster waiting to happen istg

- ok so he's not trying to impersonate him but bro is 1000% trying to fuck Young's wife and ruin his life. I hate this guy

- I cannot be bothered to learn his name so I will be calling him Colonel Fuckwad from now on

- the dude who Greer shot on that desert planet is played by the same dude who plays that dude at the hotel who gets killed by that wraith in the Vegas episode of SGA I think

- woah was that an ancient control chair??

- oooooh no it's an early version of the head sucking info banks from SG1

- oh shit she had the kid and didn't tell him

- that reunion was so wholesome 😭

- I don't remember if Sharon is mentioned in SG-1 or if this is the first time we find out about her, regardless they're adorable

- I'm sorry it just irks me so much hot fucking aggressive Greer is all the damn time

- :(

- uhhhh wtf

- please kick Colonel Fuckwad's ass, PLEASEEEE

- damn

- Justice

- LET'S GO CHLOE

- come on Wray, this is bullshit

- i just realized that Wray and Sharon have matching necklaces 😭

- "why?" "My documentary" XD

- that's a shuttle like the one on the Destiny!!

- bruh what do you mean it's not ancient, it looks identical!!

- damn it Rush

- great way to waste a super fucking important opportunity guys!

- WHAT?!?!?!?!

- woah, pretty sky

- great job Young, abandon objectively one of the most important people on this expedition because of a personal grudge.

- Space

- at least Wrey is suspecting him of something he did do this time

- yikes XD

- omfg the dude who plays Caine is also Fargo's dad from Eureka XD also I realized that Wrey is also played by the same person who plays Senator Wren too. I kept calling her that and I didn't know why

- ok I had to rewind cuz I had no idea what is happening

- I'm assuming this is an accident, that the signal got crossed??

- cuz, wtf is thattttt

- are we finally gonna get some alien interactions???

- WOW that is menacing AF

- imagine being completely alone in the galaxy, like, COMPLETELY alone and then BOOM. ALIENS. Horrifying!

- oh shit our first space battle!!!

- YUUUUP THOSE ARE THE SHIPS WE SAW WAY BACK COME OFF THE DESTINY!!!

- yeah!! You feeling good about your decision Young?? Biting you in the ass yet???

- ah yes Chloe, wander around! Great idea!

- AH YES CHLOE, STAND IN THE OPENING, GREAT IDEA!

- fantastic, now she's been taken

- cooooool

- he looks so silly in that outfit XD

- RUSH?!?!?!?!

- BITCH YOU BETTER GET HIM OUT ISTG

- OH FUCK

- GOD DAMN IT RUSH

- Ok at least he's freeing Chloe

- how are you gonna explain this one away Young?

- why is he covering for him?

- ah, ok

- aw James :(

- Divided

- god damn that was a sick sequence

- oh shit

- I gotta say I really love how broad the cast is compared to the other SG shows, thr amount of characters just fits so well

- so were there originally 2 ships parked on the Destiny? Cuz we saw one fly off towards the beginning

- also, why, if they could cut into the ship like that the whole time, did they not go inside if they want the ship so bad?

- way to be subtle Brody

- I'm sorry but I cannot take it seriously when they do that fuckin Office style zoom in XD

- poor Eli, always getting put in the middle :(

- I mean yeah this shit shouldn't be run by the military, an operation like this should be like Atlantis. A civilian in charge to make sure the welfare of everyone is taken care of, and a military officer to make sure everyone is protected and to take action against military threats

- oh fug

- so he's ok?? What happened???

- great yeah, prove their point by brutalizing them! Great move guys! Super convincing!

- Faith

- it really sucks we don't get a cool intro, just fuckin recaps every single episode

- this is gonna be some weird shit isn't it

- "we don't even know if it's poisonous!" "We will" XD

- oh what the fuck is thaaaaat

- ominous as shit

- girl why tf would Wrey even go, what skills does she have that would apply to an off world mission? Same with Chloe, why tf is she going

- off-world missions like this should be military and scientists

- Eli just makes friends with everyone man, he's such a sweetheart and I love him. He's 100% my favorite character

- this episode is really hopeful rn and I just really hope it stays that way

- T.J. is pregnant isn't she

- man I KNEW someone was gonna get pregnant

- and the fact that it's Young's (I'm assuming) is gonna be, YEESH

- they should dig up some small plants and bring them aboard. Man can you imagine how much some foliage would make that ship feel so much less desolate??

- uh oh, beam in the sky, that's ominous af

- honestly it makes sense that this planet was made as some sort of alien venus fly trap. Luring people in.

- Scott 😭

- :(

- we're never gonna find out who was right are we :(

- they brought back seeds right? I feel like they should've (if they didn't) prioritized bringing back water, soil, and seeds. Then they could use organic waste as a constant fertilizer source to grow more food instead of just getting the already grown stuff

- Human

- oh? Rush lore?

- I recognize that blonde kid that stood up and answered from something

- bro :(

- Daniel!!

- huh????

- ah

- got Chloe and Eli are so fucking cute I love them so muchhhh

- ah yes, go into the labyrinth with no markings to find your way back out

- bro, Greer, lighten tf up

- his wife reminds me of the woman who plays Emma Swan so much from some angles

- THAT is a big ass spider

- dead wife montage time

- ya know Rush, maybe you should listen to the Destiny NPC telling you to go be with your wife. Maybe, just maybe that will get you to the answer

- oh dear that's a big hole

- ok so I lost access to the show for like, several weeks so I'm coming back mid episode with a general recollection of what's happening

- "I know how much you loved me. Stop taking it out on everyone else" 😭

- that can't be it, they can't really be left there???

- Lost

- sad Greer backstory time

- now that's what I call an alien creature!!!

- aww, he's being supportive, yay!

- they should've waited :(

- WHAT?!?!?!

- Sabotage

- her wife is amazing. Disabled people aren't a burden, but she is suddenly taking care of her wife in someone else's disabled body and she has not once let her wife feel like a burden. She offers to do everything the caretaker does and she does it with a smile. She makes her wife feel loved no matter what and as a disabled person it makes me wanna cry

- bro seriously with the using other people's bodies for sexual shit????

- thank you for saying no Nick

- Franklin :(

- what is happeninggggg

- uhhh where'd he go?

- Pain

- alrighty

- he's cheating on Chloe???? Seriously??? Fuck you Scott

- bro what the hell Scott???

- WHAT THE HELL???

- ok what the fuck is happening

- ok so everyone is somehow seeing their biggest anxiety or something?

- are they not gonna check the rest for it??? Like Chloe, Greer, and Eli????

- ah hell

- wdym "all the ticks are accounted for" how tf would you know???

- Subversion

- I think we all knew that guy was no good

- awww baby shower 😭

- Daniel!!!

- Jack is on the Destiny!!!!

- Incursion (Part 1)

- bro what???

- ok so he really was mind controlled, I feel a little bad about calling him Colonel Fuckwad now

- Sam!!! Man we've gotten 3 of the og 4!!!

- BRO SHE CANT BE DEAD

- ok ok she's not dead

- I love Eli and Chloe so much 😭

- Incursion (Part 2)

- "what's happening?" "I don't know Koz I'm up to my elbows in someone's body right now" XD

- ok they're finally figuring out Chloe and Eli aren't with the hostages!

- I see they're reusing stargate actors. Dude is from "Runner" in SGA

- I'm glad she said something

- ah hell

- GO ELI COME ON YOU GOT THIS

- TJ :(

- oh god, someone is not gonna make it out of this alive

- THATS THE CLIFFHANGER!?!?!?!? BRUH

Season 2

[sunmisbf]

today i found out that my aunt (dad’s sister) likes women LETS GOOOOOO GAY NATION

[m--rtyr]

Let's goooooo. I am going to try and frame it like a reddit post for sheer boredom. (Still no power due to 95mph wind tornado. It is 79F° and I am so sweaty)

r/gaydrama My Mom and I think my Brothers BFF is gay for him, and we don't know what to do.

I, W(19FTM), have a brother G(17 almost 18M) and a close family friend/basically adopted brother M(18M). G and M have been friends for years, and the biggest joke between the two of them is that they are married for tax benefits. They are CLOSE and make jokes about how they are married a lot.

The problem is, both are straight, or at least claim to be. My brother, G, is definitively straight. He is incredibly comfortable with his sexuality, makes jokes about being the only straight sibling, does all of the "I DO KISS MY HOMIES GOODNIGHT!" jokes, and all in all a pretty solid cishet white dude. G even has a LOT of gay friends, with one of his closest friends being a really attractive gay man who G says "Even if I was gay, I wouldn't date him because he is too good for me.". (He is too good for all of us.)

G is so comfortable in his sexuality that he takes getting hit on by gay men as a compliment, and given how he looks like a young Matthew Lillard, it happens a lot. (I think the last count was at 42 different times. He keeps track to bully his gay friends that he can pull more tail than them). I am bringing this all up because M is not as comfortable. He is alright with compliments from gay men as long as they are a stereotype but he is ultimately a classic dude.

M played football, he did powerlifting, and he even works on cars. He is a full-on stereotype. These are all of his genuine interests too, but he does have a rather large habit of playing this up, especially in front of openly queer me. He does occasionally try to out man me, but in a way that screams, he is insecure about himself and not transphobic. I always thought that he was just insecure in his masculinity, but my mom and I have recently found that it may be a bit more.

An important factor I need to point out is that G has a girlfriend, who he has been dating for a few months now. Girlfriend (E 16 almost 17F) is super chill with M and even jokes about how M is G's side piece. A Me and You and your friend Steve type of situation.

The other day I spent the entire day with G and M and we were later joined by E and OH BOY. M was fully jealous of E the entire night. Everytime the two went off to vibe alone you could kind of sense it. Doesn't help the fact that M was trying to pick up girls (while calling them Females I might add) and they could even sense it.

To make matters worse, M asked us about why he can't ever keep a girl and while listing his standards IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A GIRL VERSION OF MY BROTHER! No joke and E and I in the back seat even shared a look. I talked to my mom about it later and she even said "YOU NOTICED IT TOO!"

Yeah, so my brothers best friend is in love with him but my brother is fully straight.

There’s a whole ‘Gay 4 best friend’ sitch with one of my brothers. Or there was. But my brothers the gay one. Both of my brothers are gay. And closeted. And I feel it in my bones.

This is the rugby lad brother I hate not the one that has delayed dramatic homophobic reactions to gay kiss scenes in tv.

But he basically had a best friend who my dad was like ‘he’s your boyfriend isn’t he?’ And my brother went ‘nooooo😚😚😚’ but my family just proceeded to treat this guy as if he were my brother’s boyfriend anyways. And he… WAS. Like there’s no way they WERENT??? Like my brother is GAY, and that’s not even speculation like it is with my other brother, we have proof that he’s gay bc he’s a little perv and was trying to get nudes from my sister’s best friend (who’s a guy), but even if we didn’t have proof— HE INVITED THIS GUY ON FAMILY HOLIDAYS AND STUFF. AND THEY WERE A LITTLE TOO SUSPECT ABOUT SHARING A ROOM. And idk what happened exactly but they had a very messy ‘friendship’ break up that I’m p sure was bc my brother was a little too invested in their ‘friendship’. And to this day I don’t know if it was mutually gay or if my brother is just so gay, he made his best friend look gay for just being near him, but either way…

[will80sbyers]

Let's goooooo Cass is baby Satan's gay adoptive dad !!!

[trickarrows-bishop]

LIVE BLOG OF ME REACTING TO EPISODE FIVE OF HSMTMTS

was gonna do this for episode four and forgot, kinda wish i did after all of THOSE scenes but anyways episode five lets GOOOOOO

[open with caution, i didn't realise how mentally unprepared i was]

THE WAY EJ WAS ON THE MOTHERFUCKING BANNER MADE ME SCREAM TBH LIKE BROTHER U WANT ME TO CRY FR FR

"richard bowen" "elton john" caswen is upon us (i cant even say im delusional because madlyn deadass nearly happened last episode)

"the musical is going swimmingly" girl u drowning dont lie

BYE NOT THE NEVER-ENDINGLY USED PLOT OF THE IDEA OF THE MUSICAL BEING CANCELLED I CANT GET AWAY FROM THIS FR

i gotta say kourtney repeatedly getting her moment is insane. like im so fucking happy rn over it its insane. like she's going therapy (WOOOOO THERAPY !!) and actually looking at her future !! im so happy for her im fr putting ms girl in my pocket

also when i found out her mom is played by dara's actual mom i screamed (not lying im so dramatic bye)

"lets start with questions!!" "great 'cause i have many" she is me and i am her. i am kourtney greene coded fr

4 JOBS??? EJ'S DAD CAN SUCK A DICK FR IDEC HE IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE MAN

i cant even say i want it made up bc ej said its a breath of fresh air and HE NEEDS THAT AIR FFS

"talking to val" WOHOOOO MENTION OF PAST CHARACTERS INSANE BEHAVIOR FROM THE WRITERS !! INSANE !! (im in delusion that nini will be back)

"you do look good" "thanks. you do look... terrible" real. ricky bowen me coded fr

cant believe we havent had one season where gina can just. have the lead. and no drama. like pls tim i was BEGGING like. at season two.

caitlyn (actress playing quinn the director) is so hilarious to me like i've been following her online for ages and bro its so funny seeing her on hsmtmts and doing exactly what she does in her other videos LMAO

"g force" i'll puke. fuck off.

GINA KINDA GAGGED QUINN THERE ???

LMFAO NOT HER CHANGING HER MIND JUST AT THE IDEA OF WINNING AN AWARD

EJ and ricky's duet lol they hate me. they want me to cry. im eight mins in too. cant wait to cry to this fr

update: crying over this duet what the fuc

can i just say how for certain songs on this soundtrack they've been HITTING or absolutely MISSING ???

this girl harper is GAGGING kourt LMAO "i see you standing here right now !!" SHES SO FUNNY FOR NO REASON

miss jenn is not using siri rn.

CARLOS BB :(

SIRI SHUSH WITH UR BEEPING

trust the process WOHOOOO

why is it thunderstorming JESUS

22 pages U FUCKIN WHAT (never been in a musical idk seems like a lot)

why is she always wearing a cheer outfit its deadass like the character's personality is cheer outfit bro

"3 children" i need to buy a GUN

quinn i was just routing for u babe why u posting such bullshit on instagram. and was that a FILTER?

BIG RED???FHHSDHFADSJGHFKSDJHFASDKJBFSKV

BIGGIE ???dFHAKSDHFAKSJDHGFKASHDG IS THAT MY SON ???? MY SON ???? IS HE ALSO WEARING GLASSES WHAT THE FUCK OF FUCKS

anyways let me actually play the scene LOLZ

HIS FIRST WORDS ARE "ASH YOU LOOK AMAZING" BYE CANT DO THIS WHY WAS I ROUTING FOR MADLYN FFS

YK WHAT? ASHLYN HAS TWO HANDS. YEAH. THAT CAN WORK FOR ME

grandma red's 100th!! everyone cheered fr (i am everyone)

"your last text said you had something important to tell me" no i am not about to witness redlyn break up. nononono.

I KNEW IT

THE FUCKING MOMENT SEB SAID HE CHEATED I CONNECTED THE DOTS I WAS LIKE

"HMMMMM BIG RED JUST CAME OUT AS BI ??? YOU CHEATED ???? IDK ??? MAYBE SEB HELPED OR SOMETHING" LITERALLY SAID THAT SHIT OUT LOUD AND I WAS RIGHT HOLY FUCK OF FUCKS

"surprise!!" boy- i don't have TIME to even unPACK-

"you okay?" "i am GREAT" me when i LIE

HOLD UP

DID HE JUST

DID RICHARD JUST

MENTION NINI???? WHA

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

THIS WASN'T ON MY HSMTMTS SEASON 4 BINGO CARD?!!!!????

yeah im salty about how shit of an exit that was for nini. next question.

"afraid of the truth?" do u want me to try and make this gay or not richard cuz i stg u are giving me some mixed ass signals

nevermind this is really sad and heartbreaking let me shut the fuck up

AND NOW WE GO BACK TO REDLYN OKAYYYY

THE MOVIES??? BIG RED AND SEB AT THE MOVIES ???

all of this is just so out of character for big red and seb like what

like ej was right there tim come ON

"we were at a harry styles movie" not the fucking millennial ass writing coming in NOW

"my bi origin story" how am i supposed to feel rn??? because i don't know how to feel. like. anything. at all.

GIRL YOU BETTER TELL HIM ABOUT VAL OR MADDOX ???

"yeah!!! she was cute!!!" "yes. she was." BAHAHHAHAJHFGDSKJ

"wait..." NOT THAT BEING THE WAY SHE CAME OUT BAHHDSJH

"there were fireworks... literally"

OHHHHH SHES TALKING ABOUT MADDOX TOO UHM

"YOU almost kissed MADDOX" bro idk if ur disgusted or proud pls elaborate

OH HE KNEW FROM THE DOC LMFAO

wait so im just like ??? meant to let go of redlyn ??

"im happy for you" kms where can i get a big red

aLSO I WANT A NAME REVEAL tim PLEASE

just watched redlyn break up. now FUCKING WHAT

"friends, though... right?" YOU BET YOUR ASS KING

"i will apologise to carlos. BUT YOU NEED TO CALL MADDOX" SO REAL THANK YOU BIG RED UR SUCH A KING

ashlyn stop doubting urself like GIRLIE everyone with EYES is down bad please. PLEASE.

WHY AM I WATCHING CARLOS AND MISS JENN HAVE A CRY SESSION ON SOME RANDOM ASS COUCH ???

why is rehearsals starting at 7 in the evening. that would not fucking slide at my school. ( if i ran a school) (not happening)

"FIFTY SIX MINUTES" girl even made me move tf?

KOURTNEY'S SHOES WHAT THE FUCK I NEED THEM RIGHT NOW

oh come on just hearing all of that she HAS to go to lewis

"i just learnt mack and gina are minors" GIRL ??? WHAT DID YOU THINK-

quinn shouting "CUT!!!" louder every time

"which felt like... nine days" WHY AM I LAUGHING

"because we're friends-" bro fuck off idc

GAG HIM G IT DONT MATTER

THINK OF THE MUSICAL GINA.

ricky PROMISED FR HE BETTER BE THERE

"hugs i love that we're doing this now!!" emmy I CANT NOT LOVE YOU

ASHLYN U MAKE THAT PHONE CALL THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU I NEED MADLYN RN

oh fuck i didn't realise that left carlos and big red FUCK

suddenly i DON'T want to be here

carlos can never be fully mad like if i found out someone had kissed my partner im 100% going to jail bc im so pissed off & i've probably killed someone, but why is he saying mf "good day!!" as he stormed off

MADISON FUCK OFF I AM NOT IN THE MOOD

fuck im really gonna have to have madlyn dragged out for me ffs

bro what is this weather on about tho

last time weather was important to plot it was like. keeping nini back in s2 e3 LMAO ???

EJ saying some important shit to ricky and its gonna make me cry again (its not even the finale and i have 17 mins of run time left of this episode FFS)

"im actually hurting them?" "no, you're actually hurting yourself" HOLY FUCK IM TOO VULNERABLE FOR THIS

CASWEN HUG AND IM GONNA RUN WITH IT FR

"stealing my girlfriends" BYE I CANT DO THIS

[thelovelybitten]

vera's first watch of south park -- season four (part 4)

LORD THIS IS SO LONG SD GSDBGKSBKJ

EPISODE 11:

AYO WHAT IS THIS BEEEEAAAT BRO?!?!?!?!?!?!?

THIS INTRO IS SO GOOD I AM SHAKING ASS

12/10 INTRO CARD SLAYED THE HOUSE DOWN BOOTS HOUSTON I'M D E C E A S E D

they are now 4th graders !!! they abt to be 9 years old !!!

wendy and BEBE MY KIDS IN FRAME I LOVE IT

stan be for real Y'ALL AIN'T ABT TO SHOW ASS TO THE NEW TEACHER

BUTTERS JKDNSGJNJKDSNGKJNDFK HE'S UNHINGED UR HONOUR

I am looking respectfully. this lady's breasts are ENORMOUS

MS. CHOKES ON DICK ARE U CEREAL SDJFBJISDBGK

stan, baby, we gotta work on ur jokes.

THE WAY IT WAS ONLY CARTMAN DSAHFBJDSBG GET BONED

TWEEK IS ME FR

cartman in his elvis era

NO NOT CLYDE CRYING JSDFBGKJSDBKJHBKSD MY FUCKING BABY DON'T CRY MI AMOR

clyde and wendy giving butters the bombastic side eye

these boys abt to use timmy as time travel bait NOT COOL

Mr garrison?!?!?!? where art thou

wendy sussing out the specifics iktr

damn. timmy went flying.

nah not y'all doing timmy dirty...

WHAT THE FUCK LADY DON'T GRIND YASELF ON TIMMY HE DID NOTHING

20 MINS UNTIL TIMMY IS BLOWN UP. I HOPE WE NEVER GET THERE

Mr garrison backstory damn

of course they gonna put kenny w the exploding chair I mean how else this man gonna die huh

OMG EW U ARE SICK FOR THIS DEATH

TIMMY SAYING PLS HELP???? HIS FIRST WORDS

OH FUCK THERE HE GO INTO SPACE

NO NOT THE PREHISTORIC TIMES

MR GARRISON AS A MONK FOR MISS CHOKSONDIK

garrison pls just come out as gay PLEASE THIS PONDERING IS SO BORINGGGG

THANK YOU LORD

all the FACULTY BEING SUPPORTIVE OF GARRISON AS THEY

F U C K I N G SHOULD

I take it back, y'all freaks

EPISODE 12:

ITS BEEN A COUPLE WEEKS BUT IM BACK AND THIS INTRO STILL BUSTS DOWN HOLY

IKE IN A BUSINESS SUIT ?!?! clean af boi

FIRST DAY OF KINDERGARTEN !!!

NOT KYLE AND CARTMAN HAVING THE SAME THING

cartman always 1 uppin Kyle LMAO

who the fuck is this man.

BILL COSBY ?!,!

KYLE GET HIM

Stan being the voice of reason so real

NOT THE KIDS BULLYING IKE BOOO

Mr.Garrison bro these kids understand jack shit

KYLE BEING SMART he’s that straight A kid wbk

Kyle and Ike geniuses

CARTMAN RELAX LANDISMXKMAKD

STOP IKE IS QUAKING

BILL COSBY STEALING THE TRAPPER KEEPER LMAO

FLORA 💘 A BABY GIRL

KINDERGARTENERS RIOTING

Cartman UNHINGED

OH HE A ROBOT ?!?!,

so basically Eric destroys the future alright

FLORA DECIDED !! IKE SLAY

LMAOOOO THE RECOUNT

the kiddos are FERAL

KYLE AND CARTMAN FIGHTING FOR NO REASON

everyone okay with killing cartman

“KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE FAT BOY” Stan spitting facts

DAMN THEY GETTING THE BIG GUNS IN

OH FUCK THAT THING IS SCARY

liane my beloved

LIANE OH MY GOD SHE GETTIN ROBOT DICK

OH FUCK CARTMAN OH NO

NOT KENNY

JESUS CHRIST OH MY GOD

liane still getting it tho LMAO

OH god KYLE it’s gross in THERE

NO KYLE MY KING SAVE HIM

MR GARRISON POPPED AWF AS HE SHOULD 💅🏻

this cartman monstrosity makes me physically sick

IKE WINS LIKE THE KING HE IS

cartman this is so gross

Stan forcing cartman to thank Kyle and doesn’t HAHAH

EPISODE 13

AAAAAA STENDYLEEEEE

Wendy looks SO CUTE JEICKSKXKDKXKC SHE IS THE GHURL

Stan and his fake beard WERK

KYLE MY SON

I’ve been famished of stendy/STENDYLE content pls excuse me

STENDY HAS A DAUGHTER OH MY GOOOOODDDDD

Timmy LOL

BEBE MY GIRL LETS GOOOOOO

BUTTER SPRINTING

CLYDE AND TOLKIEN OH MY GOD SO CUTE

the kids are so cute I can’t

Wendy speaking boosts my serotonin

GOBBLES :)))))

Timmy protecting gobbles is so sweet

OH FUCK TIMMY SAID JUMP THRU THE RING OF FIRE

AWWW GOBBLES SLEEPING W TIMMY IM CRYING SO WHOLESOME

Clyde slayed

THE KIDS ARE SO CUTE DANCING

kybe crumbs they beside each other

TURKSLAY

BEBE MAIN SLAYER

OH FUCK KENNY

Gobbles sacrificed Kenny for himself not slay

this man manipulating Timmy NOT COOL

cartmans brain is so whack

EW SOME OF THESE VISUALS ARE SO DISTURBING I can’t

NO TIMMY IM SORRY MY LOVE 😭😭😭

NOT HEIDI’S DOG :((((

ALL THE DADS SETTING UP CAMERAS LIKE DADS DO IS SO CUTE AND VERY WHOLESOME 😭 very slay of them

I SEE WENDY AND TOLIKEN CHITTY CHATTIN IN THE BACK 👀 SPARKS ?!?!

DONT KILL GOBBLES

OKAY PRODUCTION !!!!

OH DAMN THEY KILLED SO MANY TURKEYS

STENDY MOMENT STENDY MOMENT I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM

singing for their fake baby IM DEAD

I have BIG FEELINGS FOR MY KIDS

STAN AND WENDY YELLING AT THE PLASTIC BABY WHY ARE THEY SO UNHINGED I LOVE THEM

them faking their deaths to end the act is so REAL. no one is doing it like my kids ON GOD

NO HE SHOT TIMMY

IM SO UPSET

WATER HELEN

I know WENDY HITTING THAT HIGH NOTE I JUST KNOW

OH FUCK THEY KILLED THAT TURKEY ON THE SPOT

gobbles !!!!

butters. Oh my god

Okay another part bc I fear the character limit

[emilyrox]

“Frankenstein” by Mary Shelley Liveblog (Chapters 17-24 + Preface and Epilogue)

Part three bbyyyyyy

Idk if I need to warn about this but, spoilers for Frankenstein I guess?

Enjoy.

~

- Ok so I get why Victor refuses to make another one. He still feels hatred for the monster killing his brother. However, after that whole story, you would think he would have more sympathy towards him, his own creation.

- “did I not as his maker owe him all the portion of happiness that it was in my power to bestow?” Change of heart, let’s goooooo

- Time to make Frankenstein’s Monster 2: Female Boogaloo

- “‘I confess, my son, that I have always looked forward to your marriage with our dear Elizabeth as the tie of our domestic comfort’“ Victor’s Dad

- uhmmmmm........

- nooooooOOOOOOO

- They are (adoptive) siblings! You can’t do that!

- So Victor is down to marry her. I’m sad now.

- Would be better if Victor and Clerval were gay for each other

- “Clerval! beloved friend! even now it delights me to record your words, and to dwell on the praise of which you are so eminently deserving. He was a being formed in the ‘very poetry of nature.’ His wild enthusiastic imagination was chastened by the sensibility of his heart. His soul overflowed with ardent affections, and his friendship was of that devoted and wondrous nature that the worldly-minded teach us to look for only in imagination.”

- Tell me that isn’t even a little bit gay.

- Is he now hinting that Clerval dies later?????

- “although I abhorred society”

- Introverts be like

- A part of me wants him to just tell Clerval what he did so he doesn’t keep bottling it up and angsting all the time, but it’s unknown how Clerval would react. Which is probably why Victor is bottling it up.

- “’hasten then, my dear friend, to return, that I may again feel myself somewhere at home, which I cannot do in your absence’“ - Clerval

- You cannot tell me this isn’t even the teeniest bit gay. You can’t.

- He went back on his promise to make the monster a companion. I understand his reasonings, I do. It could potentially be worse than before. But it could also be better than before.

- Uh oh. There’s a break-in happening.

- “‘You are my creator, but I am your master; -obey!’“ - The Monster

- The monster’s gonna go after Elizabeth, Victor’s sister and (unfortunately) his soon-to-be-wife. The monster can’t have a companion, so why should Victor, or any other man?

- Castaways......we are castaways...

- Either the Irishmen think Victor looks like the criminal that killed a man, or they somehow know that the monster is his, and he killed a man.

- Also interesting note of the Irishmen acting harshly towards Victor as soon as he arrived. Kind of like a diluted parallel to how the people treated the monster.

- The man was strangled. It was 100% the monster.

- The people say they saw the culprit on a boat, the same boat Victor was on. The monster was on a similar boat earlier when going to Victor’s residence. They’re mistaking Frankenstein for his monster. Just like how everyone mistakes them for each other in real life. Wow.

- Out of everyone why did Clerval have to die?????

- This old woman really just roasted Victor

- Dude was in prison for three months for a murder he didn’t cause. He’s free now but still.

- “the dark orbs” so THIS is where Wattpad users got their favorite word from!

- 99% certain Victor has had PTSD since he first created the monster, and it has only gotten worse since then. He needs therapy, or at least talk about it with someone.

- “I abhorred the face of man. Oh, not abhorred! they were my brethren, my fellow-beings, and I felt attracted even to the most repulsive among them as to creatures of an angelic nature and celestial mechanism.” Yet you were horrified of your own creation because of how repulsive he looked, and you had modeled him off of man. Sure. Ok.

- So Elizabeth is also down to marry him. I’m still sad.

- Little confused atm. The monster says he’ll be there on the day of Victor’s wedding with Elizabeth. I think Victor believes that the monster will go after him specifically.Or is it that he thinks the monster will come after all of them? Either way, I think he’s going to target Elizabeth specifically.

- Hinting that someone other than him will die. 100% Elizabeth. Calling it now. Place your bets here, folks!

- Victor’s angst is contagious! Elizabeth is also depressed now!

- (Ok really she’s just worried about what he has to tell her the day after their wedding, which is that he made the monster that killed their brother, but still.)

- Elizabeth died. Called it! It sucks that she died though. She was the sweetest character!

- His dad literally died from grief over the loss of Elizabeth. Idk if dying of a broken heart is real, but if it is, that’s terrifying.

- He FINALLY told someone (the magistrate)! And they (mostly) believe him!

- Ok so maybe they don’t believe him

- The chase is on, boys

- I feel like the monster is sending him on a wild goose chase at this point

- He was so close, and yet so far.

- Ok maybe I should have read the preface. This is a frame narrative apparently. Imma read the preface real quick, then get back to the epilogue.

Preface

- So there’s this dude named Walton, and he’s going on an adventure

- Walton might be gay

- “I desire the company of a man who could sympathise with me, whose eyes would reply to mine. You may deem me romantic, my dear sister, but I bitterly feel the want of a friend...I greatly need a friend who would have sense enough not to despise me as romantic, and affection enough for me to endeavour to regulate my mind.” - Walton

- Walton and his crew found a dude stranded in the ice with one sled dog left alive. Ladies and gents, that’s our boi, Victor Frankenstein!

- (In the final chapter, it ends with Victor ending his story with Walton finding him)

- The story we read Walton recorded, since Victor told him the tale

Epilogue

- Eventually, Frankenstein dies, but he did not defeat the monster. Damn.

- Walton 100% had a crush on Victor btw.

- Walton meets the monster himself!

- The monster feels regret for killing Victor’s friends/family, and consequently Victor himself.

- The monster plans on dying, I think? He believes that because of what he’s done, he cannot find sympathy or love from anyone, nor does he seek it anymore. This is sad.

Final Thoughts

- This book was nothing like what I expected

- Didn’t expect Victor to have angst 24/7

- Didn’t expect the monster to have a tragic backstory

- Didn’t expect incest

- etc

- Good novel

- 9/10

- Would liveblog again

[skoople]

gonna go to my top surgery consult tomorrow.. my dads driving but i have all of wolf 359 downloaded as mp3s and his gay little podcatcher wont work when we're out of service. its 5 hours both ways lets goooooo

[maledictusrp]

maledictus intro

alias, pronouns, timezone: squidge | he/him | MST

favorite tropes/plots: found family, Gay Shit™, friends to lovers, breaking somebody’s heart and then putting it back together with trembling, reverent hands, every grouchy dad who is soft for his weird adopted kiddos

what’s your favorite supernatural species: werewolves and hunters babey!!

what’s your favorite horror movie/tv show: crimson peak, mama, cabin in the woods, the magnus archives (podcast technically but it counts!!)

what are you looking forward to on Maledictus?: GOOD VIBES AND SHIT THAT’LL TEAR MY HEART OUT LET’S GOOOOOO

[mousehole5000]

more tgcf chapters 143-173 lets goooooo

PEI MING BOO HISS except actually okay he’s mostly funny i think but still boo hiss

“hey who’s this guy who’s really pissed at you?” “oh thats my sword. i broke it.” alright then!

i think i need to go back and reread the banyue pass arc bc im still confused as to whats going on with banyue and pei su

“Banyue dropped from the sky with two pots raised. Without a word, she plummeted with the mouths of the pots facing down, trapping and detaining the shocked Ming’guang and the roaring Ke Mo within.” - THATS MY GIRL

“It must be known that, to heavenly officials, it certainly was more than natural for kingdoms of the mortal realm to fight and annihilate one another; the acts of these plays progressing on endlessly. But when it came their own turn, it was often hard to let things go. If one must stand in the same court as the one who annihilated their own kingdom, and that man cavorted in the heavens, exceedingly flashy, then it must be vexing.” - hmmmm!!

“I’ve spoken too many words in this lifetime. What are you referring to?” - okay to be fair thats a mood

okay its nice to get some pei ming backstory and its funny that he and xie lian are bonding but also still whenever pei ming interacts with a female character my hackles rise like a cat lol

“Xie Lian watched as Banyue thought really hard before cheerfully pulling out a few long, wine-red scorpion-snakes, and putting them into the bubbling pot.” - THATS MY GIRL

“Although “smell” was something colourless and formless, the instant Banyue removed the pot cover, it was as if some mysterious physical object had twisted all the air around the mouth of that pot. The group stared at the sight within the pot for a long time. Their pupils reflected an endless, bottomless darkness; like it could pull them into the abyss. No words could describe the sentiment expressed within their eyes. A moment later, Xie Lian patted Banyue’s shoulder and gave a thumbs-up.” - like father-figure like daughter-figure. amazing.

“However, what if one day mortals discovered something completely new that ran faster than horses? Then, when this new invention overtook horses, worshippers of this heavenly official who controlled horses would inevitably decrease. Such heavenly officials, flashing by like shooting stars, made up the majority of the heavens.” - obsessed with this, genuinely. life and change. worship and its purpose. my religious studies diploma on my wall is screaming at me rn. ALSO i am once again thinking about celebrities

“...” It was only then that Pei Ming seemed to notice, and started to contemplate this question. A moment later, he answered, “A habit. In a dark, creepy place like this, isn’t it normal to hold women in your arms, to comfort them and calm their fears?” “I’m sorry, but I wasn’t scared,” Banyue said.” - BANYUE I LOVE YOU. I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. god this takes me back to every college party i ever went to

LING WEN BACKSTORY????? shoeseller chosen for godhood bc she wrote a political essay and got arrested...... and now she’s face to face with the official who appointed her..... do go on.....

“Ling Wen laughed out loud, seeming to be enraged, and her voice dropped. “Very well! You said I couldn’t reach that high. Then, might I ask you: had the prominence of the Palace of Jing Wen at its peak ever reached even the knees of my Palace of Ling Wen??” - GET HIM!!!! BOO HISS JING WEN

“Compared to you, I’m not that bad,” Ling Wen said. “You’d personally order me to stay in the Palace of Jing Wen until midnight, then turn around and say I shamelessly hang around ‘til late to harass you. Words murder without form; I was much nicer responding with blatant violence.” - ling wen im love you..... also this bit... feels Real

BLOOD RAIN BLOOD RAIN BLOOD RAIN!! FLOWER PETALS TRANSFORMATION!!! see hua cheng? look as how cool it can be when you leave the story for a little while!! bc then you get to return and make an entrance!!

“Not only can you bring forth bloody rain, you can also make flowers shower. I didn’t know that. How fun!” - cute!! and in that moment we were all xie lian

“Everyone was stunned by his deed, and Ling Wen arduously gave him a thumbs-up. ”Ol’ Pei, what a man!” Pei Ming gritted his teeth. “WELCOME!” - aww three two tumors buddies!!

okay yin yu is here and xie lian did the equivalent of asking someone when the baby is due only to find out theyre not pregnant at all. then rong guang taunts yin yu and no one says anything. i do love the amount of awkward moments in this book tbh sometimes there are no words.

“All around was sand and mud crushing at him, exceedingly suffocating. The sand and mud was also moving endlessly; the feeling was like he was swallowed into the stomach of a giant monster, and that monster had also eaten a bunch of other things besides him, tumbling everything in its stomach, trying to digest” - ooooh creepy!!! the red string thing... is cute.... also xie lian being able to see hua cheng’s butterfly vision by looking directly into his eye is kinda cool. and obviously homoerotic.

“Are lower-ranked heavenly officials below other people?” Quan Yizhen asked. “No,” Yin Yu replied. Were they not? It was obvious that he himself didn’t believe in his own words, and Quan Yizhen also noticed. A good while later, he said bluntly, “I don’t like it here.” Yin Yu said nothing.” - im having emotions. and then yin yu also saying he doesnt like it there either.... also idk how this scene is going to play out but as much as im enjoying quan yizhen being an icon i can also possibly see how yin yu could eventually get to the point of “i am tired of being nice. i do just want to go apeshit” even if he really cares about qyz. it happens </3

“Indeed,” Hua Cheng said. “Half a year later when Quan Yizhen actually ascends, he won’t find it so funny anymore.” “Can we watch that part too?” Xie Lian asked. “We can. Hold on,” Hua Cheng replied.” - quan yizhen king of taking things literally. also why did this turn into hualian having a movie night

jian yu seems like the kind of asshole who would purposely give someone regular soda when they specifically asked for diet soda. god yin yu is really having a bad day i really feel for him in the whole situation with the brocade immortal

awww okay at least jian yu tried to take responsibility. im still mad at him tho that was objectively a terrible idea. god this whole situation sucked :(

“Rocks and earth crushed at them from all around, forcing their bodies to press tightly against one another, their faces brushing, their ears warm. Although it wasn’t the right time, a thought flashed through Xie Lian’s mind: “‘To die buried together’ doesn’t feel so bad.” - okay... im kind of emotional.... gay people....

okay obviously these murals and the prince of wuyong have some connection (im guessing pretty direct) to xie lian and are important but everytime they start analyzing one i feel like im back in art history class fhadskfhskjdhf not that thats a bad thing!! i liked art history a lot tbh

“Don’t worry, they’re not human,” Hua Cheng said. “It’s precisely because they’re not human that we have to worry, alright….” Xie Lian thought.” - goth ghost bf problems

xie lian: well, there is one person i trust more than anyone else, someone who’s first in my mind hua cheng, oblivious: oh :/ xie lian, also oblivious: what? hua cheng: you shouldnt trust so easily its dangerous xie lian: oh. haha. yeah. well. wanna,,, know who it is? hua cheng: its :) fine :) it :) doesnt :) matter :) but of course you can tell me if you want to gege xie lian, internally: well now ive made it weird hua cheng, 5 minutes later: actually i need you to tell me. right now. its totally for your security me: gay people smh

“As they suspected, he had been captured by Qi Rong. Although no one was bound by ropes, there were balls of greasily green ghost fires hovering over every one of their heads.” - completely off track but anybody else remember the great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts song

“Could there actually come a day when Qi Rong was embarrassed that someone might see the manner in which he ate? Before Xuan Ji entered, she put Guzi down. Guzi, ta-ta-ta, ran in, rushing straight to Qi Rong’s side. But when he saw him, he pointed his finger. He cried, “Dad is eating bad things in secret again!” “I’m not!” Qi Rong retaliated.” SCREAM IS QI RONG LEARNING THE POWER OF LOVE NOOOO also god that poor man whose body he has im starting to doubt if he’ll ever be free jimmy novak flashbacks

everytime we get another ghost king power somewhere someone should be writing hua cheng the cyborg bf in a high tech futuristic au i think thats the only other potential setting that could truly capture this wild ride

“In truth, throughout history, there was no man in the world who didn’t love bragging. A breeze could blow the handkerchief of a brothel girl into a man’s hand, and he would turn around and say the most beautiful of renowned escorts had fallen in love with him; holding shoes and wiping benches for the emperor’s mistress’s uncle’s grandson’s cousin’s mistress would for sure become him being an important administrator at the residence of royal relatives, raising his status. Thus, men who didn’t brag were a rare species.” - SCREAM this is going in my favorite tgcf quotes folder god... mxtx come here let me shake your hand

read the story of rain master yushi huang’s ascension. why am i crying. also this bit im crying again me with my stuffed animals “Thus, while Yushi Huang was cultivating at the Temple of Yulong, every time when she went to seek water and passed that door, she would rub the head of that ox. The door knocker soaked in her essence of life, and when the Rain Master ascended, the ox ascended with her.”

okay thats enough for now i have 7 more chapters to book 4!!! woo!!!

[lgbtqforeverything]

watching stargirl: frenemies episode 2

- nice arial shot

- the #7 is important i’m calling it now

- larry came to threaten him away from his boyfriend!!!

- wow the power of pat has changed crusher. gay.

- wow. two(?) people gay spying on gambler

- is the shade being mind controlled?

- beth and rick are sitting so close. the crumbs.

- love this jsa look

- courtney baby you are the odd one out rn

- slyvester, fuck you

- cindy is your healing factor failing?? because this is giving big failing healer factor vibes

- oh yay more rick angst!

- ah and courtney dad angst. i don’t like it.

- #put courtney back in flannels 2022

- how did courtney’s room lose personality??? it’s looks terrible

- mike and jakeem!!!!

- i love jakeem’s personalized helmet <3

- barbara vs. tim call that straight out of batman comics

- paula/barb milf action again!!

- proving my ‘the crocks are sophisticated murderers’ headcanon

- again: why are rick and beth sitting so close. also to that point why are court and yolanda doing the same thing.

- cindy continues to have amazing cafeteria outfits

- rick looks away from cindy because of beth trying to smooth things over the crumbs are growing!!!

- shade has a much harsher vibe today… i am having thoughts…

- maria was able to get the tea right!!!

- SLYVESTER/PAT/SHADE GAY MOMENT LETS GOOOOOO

- are they fucking good cop/bad cop-ing???

- i don’t trust this flashback

- he keeps having moments of violence in this booth. pat energy

- wow fuck you slyvester. also go pat stand up for yourself and your home!!

- oh this is a BAD idea. also how the fuck did he get into the school?? that would never happen

- cameron!!!! his elvis looking ass is back!!

- MR GENSLINGER!!!!

- BREC’S HAIR LOOKS DIFFERENT AGAIN I HATE IT HERE

- ok the water tower was not this close to town before

- oh i love the glowing eyes thing i am ALWAYS a sucker for that

- milf/milf for the win

- love that pat doesn’t bat an eye about paula having gay vibes with his wife in his kitchen

- ok mike and jakeem are freshman now good to know

- jakeem i love you

- mike’s hairstyle this season sucks ass

- ooooh very cryptic i approve

- i love that the shade is living in the zarick’s old house it reads as sooooo petty

- oh i do not see this ending well

- OH SHIT HE BROUGHT UP THE BOYFRIEND

- slyvester he is a dramatic gay bitch you aren’t going to win

- i suspect this blast is not going to help with the weird green sparks

- HA HA THEY ARE GETTING PARENTED

- ugh of course this is the result of guilt

- aww beth/rick hangout i love it

- oh shit he’s back in his villain suit

- awww shade and rick i love it. that would have actually been such a fun dynamic to properly see

- WHY IS IT GREEN

- how the fuck does he get a job he has no id of any kind

- oh so slyvester doesn’t think the shade killed him??? gay.

- cameron very much has villain vibes in this scene

- oh of course cindy had the laptop

- oh shit creepy shadow

- watch crusher and paula’s secret actually be that they hired the gang that showed up last episode because they want to get artemis into the jsa

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#5

This is your friendly reminder that you are valid and amazing and I love you very much and you got this and the future is bright and waiting for you 🥰

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AND THIS IS YOUR AGGRESSIVE REMINDER TO DRINK WATER AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF OR I WILL PERSONALLY COME AND MAKE SURE YOU DO SO 😠

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#4

Alex: Henry cut his hair and he looks so cute kinda like his dad and it is SO not helping me with my feelings

June: what feelings-

Alex: stupid feelings I hate my feelings

June: what TYPE tho

Alex: IF I KNEW WOULD I RLLY BE IN THIS MESS

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#3

firstprince for the ship asks?

Fuck ya, I love FirstPrince! LET'S GOOOOOO

Gets hella aggressive while playing uno: Alex, he may or may not have thrown many objects at Henry for placing a +4 when he was on uno

Starts randomly rambling: Henry, if he starts talking about something he loves he cannot stop and its very adorable

Texts with more emojis: Both of them but mostly Alex just because it pisses off Henry when Alex uses more emojis than words

Forgets to eat: Bothhhhh, the stress of being them- usually its Alex but sometimes Henry too when he's travelling a lot

Force feeds the other: Henry like you can clearly picture him yanking Alex out of his chair for working so much and force feeding him

Paints their own and their partner’s nails: Henry! Bea taught him to do his nails as a 12yr old to piss of their grandma and now Henry does very nice nails and Alex loves getting his nails done.

Has a stan twitter acc: Alex I think this is canon lmao

Can sing the periodic table song: Both of them- Alex learnt it for fun when he was bored Henry was forced to because of Alex

Plays a musical instrument: Henry, its canon he plays the piano 🥰(i think because sunny has had my copy for like 6 months and I haven't reread it in a while)

Has a playlist for literally everything: Alex but only coz he stole half of them from Nora

Organises dates with other couples: They both prefer going on dates alone but June sometimes wants to go on a double date with them so Alex coordinates (through bribes and threats from June)

Is more physical: Alexxxxx, he will literally cling to Henry like a koala whenever he can

Steals the other’s clothes: Henry, he likes Alex's comfy ass clothes

Has random objects for sentimental reasons: Both, they just like keeping things

Will randomly bring animals home: Probs Henry lmao

these we super funnnnnnnn ugh i miss firstprince 😩

129 notes • Posted 2021-08-23 03:42:39 GMT

#2

Will: *to Nico* There’s something called being careful. Try that sometime

142 notes • Posted 2021-03-29 08:13:34 GMT

#1

Nico: Straighteners are not worth your money, I’ve been using one for 3 weeks and I’m still definetly gay

197 notes • Posted 2021-03-22 15:30:02 GMT

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