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The differences in blog personalities amongst Kaylors is honestly hilarious
Like some of y’all are like scrappy fiery puppies who go from 0-100 and take no shit
Others are like wise grandparents with years of knowledge who welcome people without judgment
And then there are the cool drunk aunts/uncles who drop the f bomb in front of you sometimes but also grab you by the back of the t shirt to catch you before you face plant
And of course the quiet observers who absorb all of it and secretly know everything
#kaylor#and then there’s me#I don’t know what’s happening over here#I’m just a hot mess with a dream
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Anyway who wants to play boyfriends and fall in love
#I’m the Only single person who’s here for the whole weekend#like I’m not going to force a relationship to get one asap but I’m just sad#one sister is here with her husband#one is here with her boyfriend d#one sister is here with her wife#and my brother is here with his boyfriend#and then there’s me#(yes I’m not the only gay sibling#I’m 1/3 gay siblings
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anyway I think some people just shouldn’t be allowed to work with children but I guess we’re all stuck with her lol
#there are 6 people in our office#3 of them really suck#one of them sucks but not quite as much#and one of them is ok I think but also doesn’t seem to care about the others sucking which makes me /:#and then there’s me
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okay but this mount is pretty cute ngl
#ffxiv#final fantasy 14#final fantasy xiv#ffxiv screenshots#pc gaming#lalafell#viera#ffxiv wedding#ffxiv gpose#final fantasy wedding#fat moogle#potato waifu with their bunny man husbando#viera are so reserved#and then there’s me#spud extraordinaire
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guys it’s unbelievable my brothers visiting from bethel with some of his friends and they haven’t implied i will be or should go to bethel yet!!! it’s been almost a full day!!! i think this is a record wow
#it’s so annoying#cause like everyone in my close family has at some point been at bethal#and then there’s me#queer transmasc pimo#exjw#ex jw#ex jehovah's witness
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#ya know#I feel like most people#would wake up at noon#and be like ‘ok time to start the day’#and then there’s me#laying back down in bed cause I don’t wanna get up and start the day#I miss my old place so much 😭#I think it’s the biggest regret I have right now#I would love love love to smoke and forget about everything for a bit#but noOooOoOooOoOoo#I’m out#and who knows when I’ll be able to pick up more#since I have like $15 to my name right now#and I need to figure out my stupid fucking breaks#cause when I get a job I’ll need my car to get there#ughhhhhhh#why is life so hard right now#I just want to paint and be happy#ok i’m gonna shut up now#and go back to bed#but if anyone is able and willing to tip me a little bit#words can’t express how much I’d appreciate it#shut up rosie
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the voice of the devil
#origimals#malarts#that little voice is going to be the death of me#'it wouldnt even be that hard' YES IT WOULD
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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'
what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip
#ao3#archive of our own#what.do.you.MEAN#how do these takes still find me#HOW#'but I only want to read the good stuff' THAT MEANS DIFFERENT THINGS TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE#THERE ARE HIDDEN GEMS YOU WONT EVEN FIND#also you know what you TRULY want? fics recs it's called fic recs but hey cant have that if you dont read THE FUCKING FICS first#imagine thinking fanworks are uniquely for your consumption and products to be ranked on a scale#ANYWAY it just boggles the mind
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Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?
Everybody, apparently: No?
#just me?#okay#it’s just me and the anxiety disorder my parents were sure I’d grow out of against the world
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tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here
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I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.
#mads posts#TikTok#tumblr#that’s just so funny to me#I’m on TikTok watching this go down and it’s like#everyone is saying ‘no WAY we’re moving to instagram reels’ like tumblr isn’t even a possibility in their minds
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fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes
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On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.
So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"
And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."
"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"
"Of course!"
Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.
Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!
And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.
And turns it on.
Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously
#jokes on you we're both fucking stupid#and yes the shower was in fact broken and they changed me to another room#our other hotel rooms in europe also had the keycard lightswitches so maybe it's a european thing? maybe north america is weird? idk
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"I would never jeopardize the beans" pales in comparison to it's newest successor, "beans r not woke. How could u do this?"
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You've gotta love Jews more than you hate Nazis.
You've gotta love trans folks more than you hate TERFs.
You've gotta love your unhoused neighbors more than you hate the billionaires.
You've gotta love immigrants more than you hate ICE.
You've gotta love queer kids more than you hate christian fundamentalists.
You've gotta love fat people more than you hate the diet industry.
You've gotta love disabled people more than you hate the insurance companies.
You've gotta love your fellow humans more than you hate the worst that humanity has to offer. You don't have to like every person you're fighting for, and you sure as hell don't have to give up your righteous anger, but hate is ultimately corrosive.
You've gotta love.
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